>The Paris Olympic bid committee will consider esports for

>>77547536
btw I am not german I just recently moved here

So many actual great sports that are not in the olympics currently and we going to add video games before them, sad.

Like players with one hand or what?
practically people could play with their feet but they would get btfo by the one handed guys.

>Exclude historical sports like greco-roman wrestling
>Add non-sport garbage
Fucking bullshit

>>77547574
>So many actual great sports
like what you fucking leaf? what sports that many people play on many countries/continents are excluded from the olympics?
>inb4 bowling and plankwheel

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>>77547536
>video games
>sport

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>>7754764>>77547674
>shooting a gun
>sport

>shooting a bow
>sport

>>77547536
That's nice and all, but where's my olympic poetry?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_competitions_at_the_1948_Summer_Olympics#Literature

>We will consider it
>We have considered it
>We have told them to fuck off
That shouldn't take long at all

How do you decide if a particular video game belongs in the summer or winter olympics?

lmao @ you bitter manchildren. top-level csgo is way more a sport than fucking horse dressage

>>77547693
>clicking a mouse
>sport

This world is going to the toilet. A chubby asian kid will now be considered an athlete and turks are germans.
Who ele is going to commit suicide by the late 40's?

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>>77547536
>Esports makes it in before Chess

> shooting a bow and arrow
> firing a pistol
> riding a horse

these things are already chock full of non-sports, who gives a shit?

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>>77547796
>esports get in
>the game is microsoft chess 2022

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>>77547775
You sure know how to win people over

let me make something CLEAR for you faggots. It's called the olympic GAMES, not olympic SPORTS.

will you be here to witness /sp/ + /v/ in 2024?

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>horse dancing
>golf
>surfing
>rock climbing
>possibly video games
Fuck the IOC. Corrupt as fuck.
If video games make it in before squash, I'm never watching the olympics again.

>>77548427
>holy autism, batman

>>77547641
fucking you are mumther

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>>77547775
look at this incredible e-athlete

>>77547641
Ultimate Frisbee is a big one that's world wide that's been desperately trying for years to get people to pay attention

>>77547641

>>77548039
>>77548039
>>77548039
>>77548039

>>77548642
>implying that isn't exactly how the Google AI would execute that movement

>>77548642
i dont get it, was he supposed to do a front flip?

>>77547536
You'll be 7 years older in 2024. Hopefully you'll have gotten a job by then.

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They'd be literally the only people who would come out of the Olympic Village still virgins.

>>77547641
squash

>>77548758
>>77548642
Marn had some leg disease. It looked like his legs were rotting off.

OK, so if they're considering adding e-sports, why not motorsports then? A boat and a car race, not asking much.

>>77548851
They already have sailing

Finally I can tell my familiy I'm training for the olympics when they laugh at me for playing vidya

Why not make an entire "Olympics-like" competition then?

>>77548961
x-games has been around since 95 and will never ever gain traction

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>>77548817
>muh leg disease

everytimes

nah, it's just because he's a massive bag of fat (and well-known for being a stinking pile of shit to go with it)

>Falling for this clickbait

>>77548813
>I'm too retarded for actual tennis: the sport

>>77549176
>I don't know that squash is the patrician racket sport: the post

>>77548427
what the fuck

>>77547536
>tfw could probably represent El Salvador in DOTA
I would do it just to say I was an Olympian.

Fuck the IOC.

Olympics are finished, next one will have trannies.

>>77547547
Abdullah or Mohamed? Are you qt if Abdullah?

So basically just whites, asians, and the lone BASED black guy?

>>77548427

How hard will the bullying be in the olympic villa?

>>77548427
Is Seagull /ourguy/?

I want to know if these e-athletes will be part of the Olympic village orgy

>>77547873
this. it is full of shit nobody cares about, running in a straight line and a bunch of judged events that aren't sports, but they will still be mad about this nothingness

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>>77550718
leotards are already wet just thinking about these studs

>>77550915
They all look like manlets

>>77550967
it is the ideal e-athlete body

>>77550562
no, but danteh is

>>77550915
needs more dosia

>>77547693
fuck you, /archery/ are the best threads on /sp/ during olympicg ames.

Typo was meant to say esCorts.

>>77547536
Remember people, those are not called "Olympic sports", those are called "Olympic Games", anything that can be put in a competition format can be in the olympic games. even a pottery competition. 100 years ago, there was a painting competition at the olympic games

I support such things, if we could get rid of women at the olympics we'd have some disciplines

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>>77548810
lmao

but jokes on you tey're chads among the nerds, they have big salaries, fame and obviously they almost all have gold digging girlfriends

>>77548427
Samsara looks like pure bloodlust

>>77554697
i love the qt koreans

archery is the comfiest Olympic sport to watch with /sp/

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>>77552748

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>>77548427
and those dude are getting more money than most of the olympic athletes, seagull is making so much fucking money streaming in his bedroom

At last the Virgin Islands will get their first medallist

>>77548427

For me, it's all about believing

>>77547775
holy shit Im convinced by this 17 year old e-warrior who has never ran a field or skated a rink in his life
lets do this gaemerz!!! xDDDDD

>>77559055
You're right. We should let competitive investment banking into the olympics because the revenue per CEO is so high. Good call dude you must be a super genius!! (Oh, you follow MMA. I guess you are retarded after all. Go watch your mens bikini wrestling matches).

>>77547641
Proper rugby

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>>77550718
https://www.instagram.com/sonyatheevil/

they are smart and loyal my friend, of course they wont

>>77547536
>Yes, sir. I'm an Olympic gold medalist.
>Really? What event ?
>Super Smash Bros Brawl, sir.
>Nigger! Get the fuck outta here!

>>77547641
lacrosse

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>>77554697
>>77555368
fuck me lads, alri

>>77562820
>loyal
haahahahah