1-0
Casemiro
first for poo poo pee pee
>>77533089
fpbp
>>77533068
M2-1R
Where is Bale
Inshallah Madrid
>the best Spanish team needs refball to beat the 6th best PL team
>moyes
>all that manure BBC
tha absolute state of zidane's tie
>Martial
>Pogba
>Lukaku
How many French niggers do you need?
>Pogbad
UNITED
GETTING
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
Why are girls so cute?
Who /wants United to get fugged/ here?
>relying on an offside decision to beat a team with Smalling and Lingard in the side
>moyes
niggers shouldn't be allowed in football, one of them being the best doesn't mean jack shit
who's the last nigger to win the balon d'or or to be recognized as the best ever?
>una vela de la hoja
>de gay
do united have anyone who is actually good at football?
mata i guess. could argue micky taryan is atleast fundamentally solid
not much for 500m
DID ANYONE SEE THAT HEADER FROM POGBA?
And you lads say he isn't world class baka
>>77533143
Messi
>>77533143
Weah
14th for Casemiro
Was the first goal REFBALL? I'm not watching the game atm.
>>77533143
>who's the last nigger to win the balon d'or
Ronaldo
>or to be recognized as the best ever?
Messi
>>77533143
Pelé
>>77533150
herrera is decent as a destroyer
>half time punditry
>BT Sport has actual 2 ABUs on
>Thanks for buying me orange juice as half-time refreshment, anon.
>>77533160
He was offside but barely
>>77533161
based Macedonian assposter
>only 1-0 up vs the 6th best team in the prem
Is La Liga, dare I say it, finished?
>>77533097
pogba
>America
>white
>>77533133
CrAzY gOaLz
United should bring Lukaku on in the 2nd half.
>>77533068
>people not using eñe
REALLY triggers me desu
>>77533150
>Mata
>Mkhitaryan
>Valencia
>Martial
>Pogba
>Darmian
>Matic
>Fellaini
Matic is United's best player so far
>>77533161
>Macedonian webms
mata for pogba
>Clearly Casemiro was in line with the defender
>ABMs still cry refball because it's easier than just admitting that Real Madrid is ten times better than any other club
>paella-munchers think we're taking this pre-season game seriously
Look at how excited you are to be winning a charity friendly.
Casemiro isn't bad, but a) he doesn't DAB and b) he's only got 1m followers on Twitter lmao
>>77533174
Post JAV slags (not going to wank to anything though)
whats uniteds customer hotline number? i didnt sign up for this shit
>needing offside goals to beat 6th place premier league
>the absolute state of halal madrid
Good half desu, CB's just letting the side down
>>77533175
Shut up Shitzen.
y las rochas pa?
>>77533068
>a fucking rock
>>77533160
body was offside but feet (which are the ones that counts) were not
still it was really really hard to call so it's not refball
>>77533194
Pogba's played well; take off Lingard
>>77533171
>want some protons with them h-heh
>BT Sport now own The Ashes
JUST FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF
why are madrid so much better than united?
they must have spent the same amount on their squads
is mourinho that shit a manager?
>>77533131
>Smalling
>Valencia
>Bailly
>the Rash
Cultural enrichment never ends friendo
Lukaku against Ramos is what is needed for the crosses. Lukaku is good but he can't out-aerial Varane.
Just as Bale was going against Lindelof because he can get more change out of him.
never heard of most of this madrid team
Daily reminder that manure should be winning this but they aren't because of mkihtarian and the dabbing vieira
>>77533209
this so much
Lukaku to score next 30 seconds screencap this
>>77533170
United are so incredible weak. It should be 3 or 4 x0 by now, and real isn't even trying
I'm always amazed how such an outdated manager was capable of winning two champions league
>>77533213
Literally the most important position on the map military wise.
>matic unironically the best player
>Lingard isn't of in form Martial
>pogba being selfish instead of distributing two open chances
>mhki falling like a goon with an open shot on goal
>Herrera taking dumb long shots like always
>missing your 1st and 3rd best defenders
better get their shit together in the 2nd half
>>77533136
here
>>77533222
Zidane is unironically a top 3 manager of all time.
>>77533222
if it were just down to spending money then Liverpool should have won the most premier league titles desu.
sadly, its not true.
>>77533222
>1st of La Liga vs 6th of the Premier League
i wonder why they're so much better
>>77533194
>can't control the midfield
>bring on Mata
>>77533237
He is banging someone in the locker room?
>>77533220
>Man united fans being bitter that BT are inventing football in 2017
>>77533192
>>Macedonian webms
>>77533222
Because United are a rich team LARPing as one of Europe's big boys. Mouyes is marginally a factor
>>77533201
>w-w-we don't care about this game i swear
ok m8 but poonited look like shit. outplayed and out of their depth.
>>77533213
united have 3 of those as midfielders
>>77533216
>feet (which are the ones that counts)
imagine having this poor of a knowledge of the rules of footie
How has Lukaku played lads? This is v. important to me
>>77533222
Having our first choice CB's out is leaving us exposed
Also Lingard
>>77533249
He's talking about how much the players cost
>>77533256
on about cricket you moron
>>77533222
what were you expecting retard??? you really think any english team is even close to Real?
>>77533247
>>77533222
You should watch leagues other than your own. Everybody knows Real Madrid is miles ahead of United.
>>77533258
>Because United are a rich team LARPing as one of Europe's big boys
fuck this is spot on. never thought of it like that
>>77533261
>Man Utd, 6th in PL, don't look as good as the double European Champions
Wow you're really perceptive.
>britbong commercials
>>77533204
she gives me the largo alcance
>Madrid defenders spend 45 minutes in the heat running as far as the United 18
>only have a 1-0 lead
>Have to run around in the heat for 20 more minutes and then deal with a completely fresh Rashford
>>77533275
>Man united fans defending their hate of BT inventing football in 2017 by hiding behind a non sport
>>77533268
got caught off-side really stupidly
Literally unexplainable you gotta watch a webm or something
Is hula-hooping an sport?
>>77533243
>matic unironically the best player
Who is Valencia
Sweden, please justify Lindelof
>a tsuuuless halal madrid is dominating manure like it's the natural thing to do
there's no point in watching the champions league this season, no one can stop these bastards
>>77533288
are you sure you want to play this game?
>>77533268
Can't do much playing when no one can distribute the ball to you
>>77533268
Shit, he won a header earlier though
>>77533268
he had 1 half chance, beat Ramos and was able to direct it to goal. blew another chance by chasing a ball although in offside and it was herrera's
6/10
>>77533280
whisper it quietly anon, but liverpool are the best team in the world right now at this moment in time as we speak
>>77533222
is this post ironic? can't tell tbf
who /bar sinson/ here?
The best Radiohead song is _________
>oh really, you're a footballer? thats sooo hot
>"yeah, i play in the premier league"
http://www.strawpoll.me/13659601
http://www.strawpoll.me/13659601
http://www.strawpoll.me/13659601
http://www.strawpoll.me/13659601
>>77533313
Turning off the radio and listening to a seal in pain
>>77533313
Unexistant
>>77533313
KARMA Poooolice
>>77533288
>Ameriyank stream
>2 of the 4 pundits are women
>>77533298
>2 swedes EVER have been good
>one was a nigger and the other a bosnian
>united sign genetic swede by mistake
>hes shit
standard
>>77533313
None
>>77533296
>coal burners
No thnx
>>77533313
street spirit
>mou and tsu unironically with a friendly handshake at HT
>happypepe.jpg
>>77533300
What is
PSG
Chelsea
Bayern
Juventus
Barcelona
???
>>77533306
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>77533313
exit music
>>77533298
He'd look good in the Championship desu, not sure how old he is but don't see alot of raw talent
>>77533306
a-TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
sorry I had a sneeze
>>77533313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo0WQ2L3OGo
>>77533313
Exit music
>PL strikers thinking about that Lindeldoof and Smalling partnership
>>77533315
>Where literally all of the money is
cast her /got/
>American women talking about football at half time
>>77533313
supermassive black hole
why do united keep buying shit players?
>>77533331
>>77533336
>Chelsea
>>77533348
Shame Smalling is on his way to West Brom.
Reminder this is going to stay 1-0
>>77533343
Bless tsu
>>77533353
she would play an excellent role on muh dick
>>77533222
United have shitload of money but not enough reputation anymore to outrun Madrid at signing best players.
>>77533348
it's not 1st choice. not even 2nd choice.
1st choice: Bailly, Rojo
2nd choice: lindefol, jones
>>77533313
yellow submarine
>>77533336
Only Barsa has a chance, and only if Messi carries.
Would Pogba be a better player had he been born white?
>>77533336
>chelsea
Jesus, I just saw the Lukaku chance. The fuck was he thinking?
United is still in the game, one goal difference is nothing, you think United under that pale coach would reach half time still having a chance?
chill
>>77533348
Uma Delicia
>>77533359
N-not changing my mind
>>77533296
Comfy landscape, almost looks like a matte painting
>>77533353
Roberts Rebellion prequel Cersei
>>77533363
just Lindeldopy on his own will be fun to toy with for any striker
>>77533068
Pogba is the biggest fraud in football of the 21st century. At least Ramos scores important goals
>>77533336
all you've done is list soon to be rape victims, none of those teams are remotely close to Halal's level and squad depth.
>>77533313
Fake Plastic Trees
>>77533378
>Messi
>Relevant in the CL past the group stages
>>77533384
lmao what the fuck
>>77533222
real madrid is the best team in europe for 5 years, united is still only recovering from not even being relevant in england
>>77533285
nah your point was you don't care lad, and you're not trying. are you saying you actually are trying and you do care, but you're just much, much shitter than madrid?
>>77533384
SOURCE
NOW
pls
>>77533369
is this a black chav in the wild?
WHERE ARE THE SLAGS ????
>>77533359
like a walking poop.
>>77533336
lmao
lmao
Fair enough
lmao
Fair enough
>>77533369
>all those air maxs
only good pair is the 110s
wtf you highlighting chelsea for??? they are a solid team, the only english team that overachieves in europe, together with liverpool
>>77533313
The National Anthem and it's not even a question.
Where will Pogba be playing in 5 years lads?
>>77533259
WOW!!!
>>77533416
In my bed m8
>>77533416
this is a pure thread
>>77533384
the fuck is wrong with jabbaners?
>>77533369
i am unironically wearing that same trousers, but mine is got the detail orange
where is the updated version of this?
>>77533363
Really? I think Smalling was good last season
>>77533412
to be fair to him, nowt wrong saying youre shit compared to Madrid.
This is the same United team that shit the bed against plenty of shite last season. Not exactly massive news theyre still shit
>>77533416
Sorry deleted my "your mom" folder
>>77533313
The national anthem
lindelof sucks lads. anyone got a good meme name for him?
>>77533384
which chance
>>77533336
funny you forgot Dortmund
they are the only ones who do it somewhat regularly
>>77533384
Based Japan
>>77533413
http://www.xvideos.com/video510395/japanese_girls_wrestling
>>77533416
Hello
>>77533359
bleached by vieri
>>77533428
>>77533428
They don't even have enough homegrown talent to field a team for the Premier League.
>>77533068
ARRIBA LOS SUYOS MISTERS!
>Man Utd's spine is literally a trio of dumb niggers (Pogba, Lukaku and Bailly)
Lmao who thought that was good idea?
>>77533452
You've got Shitelof or Lidelshit
>>77533445
the virgin station
>>77533359
who's this cocoae hoe?
>>77533437
Poor kid. Those gross nigs must have spooked (kek) him good.
>>77533455
I was about to include them, and atletico, but those 5 are enough
>>77533456
2 3 my hand 1
Real Madrid is a hard team to setup against tactically
Having a 3rd CB like Barca do with Busquets would be better
>>77533384
me at the back
>>77533313
viva la vida
>>77533469
>spouting the spine meme
stop saying niggers, you're making me laugh and i dont want to wake my roommate
>>77533452
Lindeldoof
>>77533452
Lindeflop
smalling is a good defender against teams like sunderland but against real he looks like a sunday league player way out of his depth
same goes with lingard he should be nowhere near the first team let alone a starter
what is mourinho thinking?
>>77533436
there's nothing wrong with that
>>77533437
>Mr. Obama, I'm C.I.A.
>lindlelof
>>77533488
should people say smelly phillipino instead?
>saves
>1to1
??????
>>77533474
>Laughing at your own shit joke
Cringe
>no tsu
>still winning
>>77533476
>2
What the heck man
>>77533452
LIDLof
>>77533493
this is solid. gonna steal it and not give you any royalties
>Fellaini
>>77533488
agreed, racism is like nigger - it's better when it's not around
All those niggers in ManU
Disgusting
>Rashford for Shitgard
too late
>>77533313
putting ketchup in the fridge
>>77533454
The one where he's a mile offside and runs towards the ball instead of the middle to wait for a tap in.
>>77533458
Great movie.
>manure
lmao
>>77533437
>daddy, this monkey looks like a man
hmm yes definitely want a maccas cos of the fictitious """alternative""" bird that makes a wrap for the ginger mong on the ad
>Fellaini doing his laces up
Pray4Madrid
>>77533513
>>77533500
>he wasn't alone
Butthole sweat
>>77533452
>Lindegay
>>77533519
Lindeflop™
Now fuck off
>>77533526
>that flat one
>>77533494
Smalling has been ok, he's good when he doesn't have to think.
Lindelof has been dragged out of position and looked awful, more to do with Valencia pressing high as Mou seems to be scared of Marcelo going forward
manure are so shit
what's wrong with Bale?
>>77533526
>those ugly asian bints
>>77533535
EOOOAHHHH WHAT DO I GET GET GET
HERE COME DAT RASH
HERE COME DAT RASH
HERE COME DAT RASH
HERE COME DAT RASH
>>77533548
this is a daring synthesis of memes and popular culture
>>77533526
I miss the Olympics ;_;
>>77533526
>Irish national team.jpg
>>77533456
>>77533551
drop that trademark
BALE?
>>77533452
>Sphvinctor Lindeflop
Rashford > Mbappe
Has lukaku managed to keep the ball for more than one touch yet?
>>77533452
lindeflop obvs
>>77533535
She should have gone to the window and spat in his mouth. I'd pay for that.
good reflexes
sinse when cruise got tats?
>>77533579
Pogba>Modric
absolute STATE of United
what the FUCK is manchester defense doing
>>77533587
im a proud ABU master race member but de gay is unironically top 3 goali in the world
modrikroos > chaviniesta
I am enjoying watching mouyes get cucked. All bark no bite.
>>77533557
>only in disadvantage because of an offside goal
they are making it harder than Juventus tbqh
i hate marcelo
Pretty much all Madrid
Le jumanji keeper
>Trashford
Great pass from Poogba and Lukacoon immediately runs offside. It's going to be another frustrating season
One candle
>>77533597
3 at the backing
>>77533569
>fat one
spoiler that hog
>the state of ManU
>>77533594
kafirmiro>>>>>poogba
Is it very bad idea to learn inglish here with your posts full of mistakes and slang?
what a boring game
>buy a striker for ÂŁ75m
>have to teach him the offside rule
CASEMIRO = GOAT
>>77533616
>>77533601
chavmahrez > both
BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHO CARES IF THERES NO COMMENTARY
>>77533623
i remember when he was a fashion icon
what happened?
>>77533627
nah
>>77533510
>Not understanding something so simple.
Dumb nigger confirmed.
>>77533622
There are two fatties.
bale broken knee at 65 min
>you now remember the 120m + kroos rumors
>>77533564
Indeed
>>77533569
3, 4, 1, 2
Isco is a little bitch.
>>77533630
probably easier to get the Madrid rules of offsides not counting
Casemiro is the best holding midfielder in the world.
Prove me wrong.
>>77533627
'no'
>thinking a parked bus can stop Madrid
It's staying home lads
>>77533641
there's a fat one and a chubby one
>>77533627
you don't want it any other way
pogshit getting rekt by CASEMIRO lmao
you cant make this shit up
>>77533655
Ngolo Kante
>>77533627
pizdet
>>77533655
You're right
>>77533257
who dis
>>77533641
ones a fat ginger too
the worst
>>77533627
if anything learning idiosyncratic, low quality english and slang is probably really useful if you're learning english as a second language. however, you can't use it to replace actual english classes and reading english literature, which is how you learn to speak the language properly
All the people posting in this thread are a bunch of faggot niggers
Man U are going to miss out on top 4 again at this rate
RIP Maureen
ISCO
refball again lmao
ManU a shit
Poor customers.
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>EPLEL
>El rancho maloliente de Manchester
>spend hundreds of millions on players
>we've fixed our problems, now we've finally finished building
>losing
>fellaini warming up
every
single
year
>cuckster united
what a goal
>MOUYES
>>77533394
its kiwiland
BAIT
fuck halal
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I'M IN CHARGE HERE
BTFO
T
F
O
kek
KEK
K E K
LADS KEK
FUCKING HELL KEK HOLY FUCK
>>77533642
sauce
aesthetic
>>77533633
Kek
>>77533639
I understood your shitty joke. It just wasn't funny. You called them spooks while also saying the spooked the kid.
TOO EASY TOO EASY TOO EASY TOO EASY TOO EASY TOO FUCKING EASY FOR ISCO
>>77533649
You were saying? You little twat.
>manshitster united
TSUUUUUUUUUUUU
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
POONITED BTFO
I wish I could watch and enjoy this game when the world is on the brink of a nuclear war... Alas. Fellaini to score the equalizer
unexposable
>Casimir is an English, French and Latin form of the Polish name Kazimierz.
>The name may mean "someone who destroys opponent's prestige/glory during battle"
seems about right
>>77533627
I learned it playing pokeyman and look where it got me
>>77533685
More like poor Mou
>>77533359
Who dat
ISCO ISCO ISCO ISCO ISCO ISCO ISCO ISCO ISCO ISCO ISCO ISCO
>MOUYES
10 dives and 1 goal
where is Ibra?
iscGOD
Zidane didn't even care kek
>the state of ManU
AL CARRER
Why don't all teams play short passing tactics
Maureen is the type of manager to take off his best players and then pretend he didn't really want to win the match anyway
>Manure defending
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>buying portuguese league memes
Top kek
>LA KAKA
HAHAHAHA
customers?
more like JUSTomers
>mou memes about buying bale
>bale shits on him
POOKAKU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
OH FUCK
>LUCANTKU
God this is gonna get embarrassing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Niggers
>>77533715
>a polish from coming before a latin form
???????
LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>MANCHESTER
>MOUYES
>Perrokaku
>PREMIER LEAGUE DEFENDING
>"PREMIER" LEAGUE FINISHING
ahahahahahahaa
>POOKAKU
>lukaku
FRAUDAKU
>POGBA
>POGKAKU
>>77533222
Madrid are able to sign the best players in the world based on reputation and location alone. Nobody gives a fuck about the Busby Babes outside of Trafford and nobody wants to live in fucking Manchester. So no matter how much money they have, they can only overpay for second tier players like Poopba.
>LUKAKU
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY SHIT I CANT BREATHE
>the city of lukaku
>poopapuu
>LUKAKU
>pogshit is manure best player
>niggerkaku
>Brits said the E“P”L is the best League in the World
>Brits said Lukaku isn't a shit player
>lol keku
>lelcacu
>POOKAKU
>>77533659
Its kind of true.
>>77533664
Pizdets
I WON'T GIVE UP HOPE LADS
WE CAN DO IT, WE'VE GOT THE TALENT
COME ON UNITED
U
N
I
T
E
D
G L O R Y
I'm a Man Utd fan and Lmao.
>>77533676
Say that to my face not online fucker see what happens
Who /1minutebehind/ here?
>perro kaku
perro lucaca
PERRO KAKU
>POGFLOP
>POOKAPOO
LMAO
>Trusting your billion pound club in the hands of nigger players.
The absolute state of Manure.
>SHITAKU
Fucking Lukaku
Reminder that you aren't allowed to critcise Lukaku when he misses open goals because at some point in the season he will score 4 goals against west brom and his stats will look good
>PERRO CACA
>>77533718
>can't beat the super team in the world of the last 5 years with a 2nd tier english team
>poor
anon, please
>Lukatpoo
wtf lucuckkoo??
Goddamn just trade pogba and take your losses
>75 Million Pound Sterling
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>perru kaku
>POOKEKU
Anybody else from /a/ here?
HOWLING
>Pookaku
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>ÂŁ75 MILLION
ÂŁ75 MILLION
>ÂŁ75 MILLION
ÂŁ75 MILLION
>ÂŁ75 MILLION
ÂŁ75 MILLION
>ÂŁ75 MILLION
ÂŁ75 MILLION
>ÂŁ75 MILLION
ÂŁ75 MILLION
>ÂŁ75 MILLION
ÂŁ75 MILLION
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>POGSHIT
>SHITAKU
MEIN SIDES
>poo-kak-u
>>77533779
>Brits said Lukaku isn't a shit player
ummmmm quite the opposite actually
>pogba
>lukaku
>150 million fish and chips for both
real are pretty good. they might win this game
Is Lukaku gonna be our next >TORRES lads?
>Lukaku
I'm glad >we got Morata instead of him
>TSUUUUU warming up
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Fellaini in
do brits only have 1 tactic when they are losing?
So who is Mou gonna blame this time?
>Perro kaku
Niggers BTFO forever, Real is the true Aryan team. Not a single negroid!
>>77533786
yup
>>77533786
Me, but good quality.
>>77533727
>you're supposed to be excited when your CL winner & champion team scores against EPL 5th place
It could be legitimately 2-2 is Lukaku wasn't so shit.
>>77533786
here mate
>WHEN THINGS ARE TOUGH MOUYES TURNS TO FELLAINI
HOWLING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>YERNITED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
>>77533796
>Matches involving tony published
>More than one goal
>pookaku
>>77533822
Who?
>>77533825
>those thicc thighs
hnnng
>Hello Gareth, it's me, José. So do you want to come play with us then?
>kekaku
>>77533803
Sterling is far better than pookaku lad
ÂŁ160m worth of "talent"
>fellaini warming up
literally all mouyes has as a backup is a giant elbowing afro spastic. sad!
BRING ON MORE 6'5 GUYS
WE MUST GO TALLER
why was bale free? amateur hour defending
>>77533825
who's this jap
>spend 2 billion on tranfers
>sub in Fellaini
wow
>>77533798
Come on, anon. Mou has aged rapidly ever since he started managing Manchesthair.
>>77533779
>Brits said the E“P”L is the best League in the World
It is, nobody said the 6th placed team is any good though
friendly reminder
>>77533796
Like Kane with back to back hattricks against teams who didn't care at the end of the season
>Fellaini
What a shit team
>>77533825
Oh my god her face
What did Lukaku do pls
OH LOOK IT'S FELLAINI
>>77533825
sauce my boy
>neto commentating
Absolutely awful.
>>77533810
Here
>We're going out like Gohan
Does Mou think there's some kind of height bonus?
>Marouane "Broom" Fellaini
*dabs*
>>77533825
Tfw you don't have qt gf to strangle you between her thighs
British cant stand a feet out of their island without embarrass themselves
>average midfield height of 6'4
fucking kek
>"""""english"""" """"""""""""""""premier""""""""""""""""" league
United are going to finish 8th
Would united even make the top 4 in la liga?
>>77533871
he fell for the manlet meme
>>77533856
correct. still has natural hair doe
i don't mean to be rude but would man U be better off with another plane crash?
If double digits we gonna get tsu this game
>Real scores
>Lukaku misses open net
>Fellaini gets subbed in
PERFECT
>fellaini
>english """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""premier"""""" league
>>77533885
Of course yes, Sevilla is mediocre as fuck now
ITS FOOTBALL NOT BASKETBALL!
why does the old english commentator keep saying lindof?
is lindelof difficult to pronounce?
>>77533825
>she didn't have a wee on his face
disappointed
>>77533885
Would united even make the top 4 in english PL?
>>77533885
they dont even make top 4 in the fucking premier league
>>77533885
Not even top 7
>>77533885
they didn't make top 4 in England lol
>>77533884
Would be relegation fodder tbqhwyf senpai
>>77533885
yeah maybe
>>77533892
Of course, he's a legit mans man with the highest test
>>77533894
nah la it's not rude at all
PLEASE WATCH OUR LEAGUE
DONT JUDGE US ON THESE GUYS WE HAVE GOOD TEAMS
>>77533900
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y
>>77533885
doubt they will in the prem so no
CUSTOMER FC COMPREHENSIVELY BTFO
POGBA STILL LACING STEVE SIDWELL'S BOOTS
LUKAKU REVIVING THE LEGACY OF MIGHTY DIAFRA SAKHO
MOURINHO STILL PUTTING FAITH IN BLACK, DABBING DUNCAN WATMORE
DE HEA STOPPING THE 0-5
TSUUU NOT EVEN BOTHERING TO BOTHER WITH THESE SUB-PAR SHITHOUSES
>Bale's practically ours la
>>77533894
Considering the quality of finishing from them tonight, they'd be lucky to hit the ground
>>77533885
probably
Can't take any more of this commentary, any time there is a European game with a British team involved the commentators always suck the other teams dick the whole game.
Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool et al would be 4-0 down now
united are hilariously bad
the state of these spastics saying they are gonna win the PL
This Madrid team is one of the best of the last 25 years.
Us losing to them is no big problem for the season ahead. Juve and Bayern got trashed don't forget.
Discuss
CUSTOMER FC COMPREHENSIVELY BTFO
POGBA STILL LACING STEVE SIDWELL'S BOOTS
LUKAKU REVIVING THE LEGACY OF MIGHTY DIAFRA SAKHO
MOURINHO STILL PUTTING FAITH IN BLACK, DABBING DUNCAN WATMORE
DE HEA STOPPING THE 0-5
TSUUU NOT EVEN BOTHERING TO BOTHER WITH THESE SUB-PAR SHITHOUSES
That ABU feel
>Mourinho just needs more time, but with their finances and Mourinho, they'll make it work, just give him the time
>>77533940
Mild kek
>>77533844
"Welcome to Everton Direct. For enquiries press 1. For Sales press 2. For returns press 3."
>3
>United already have a taller than average squad
BRING ON MORE LANKY CUNTS!
>>77533948
Honesty is the best policy.
bale man
How is Mou working out for you?
United have barely been in the game
>Bayol
mein sides
so much spaghetti
Friendly reminder that Roma lost to a Lyon team that lost to an Ajax team that lost to this United team
Y'all Niggers talking shit but we're doing better than Juventus at this stage, man STFU
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy
>>77533853
>he doesn't know based ai uehara
de gea needs to move away from this shitfest
he is much better than this team
>>77533928
Unironically this
English league have weaker teams but matches are more fun and balanced
>>77533494
I would look good against Sunderland aswell
CUSTOMER FC COMPREHENSIVELY BTFO
POGBA STILL LACING STEVE SIDWELL'S BOOTS
LUKAKU REVIVING THE LEGACY OF MIGHTY DIAFRA SAKHO
MOURINHO STILL PUTTING FAITH IN BLACK, DABBING DUNCAN WATMORE
DE HEA STOPPING THE 0-5
TSUUU NOT EVEN BOTHERING TO BOTHER WITH THESE SUB-PAR SHITHOUSES
TROLLBAR
>>77533885
yeah easily, lel liga only has 2 good teams
HOLY SHIT STOP AND SCORE ONE MORE
FUCKING GORDO
>manure
>win ball in middle
>perfect counter attack opportunity
>immediately rest of the team backs down
wut?
>BAYOL
>BENZEMALO
JUST SELL THOSE CUNTS ALREADY
>bAYOL
>>77533963
Van Gaal did better than Mourinho in his first season, unless you count the Europa League as a real trophy.
>>77533940
Tell me about Bale, why does he hit the crossbar?
Benzema and Bale to manu when?
v
GAME ON
the most dangerous lead
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Apologise
That build up play was nice, very leisurely
>>77533950
t. Customer
>Mou's a genius la
>fielding a team of giants is a masterstroke la
>>77533928
This. T...trust us. You don't want to miss eternal classics like Man Utd vs Arsenal right?
As long as manure play with Darmian, Valencia and pogba they will never achieve success.
Left and right backs are the most important positions in the game right now.
APOLOGIZE
LOOKAKOE
APOLOGISE
NOT SO SHITKAKU ANYMORE EH?
>REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT >REAL SHIT
NOT EVEN HE COULD MISS THAT CHANCE
OH IM SORRY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS OVER????
WORTH EVERY PENNY
BANTERLU LUKAKU
good gaem lads
based lukaku, never doubted him
A P O L O G I Z E
You're now aware it would be 1-1 without refball.
MOST DANGEROUS
Here we go
>tapkaku
ramos will be the weak link for real this season
such shitty goalkeeping
>tfw the bar has done a better job at defending than manchelels actual defense
LOU CACK OOH
TAPPING ONE IN I SEE
Sweaty
BAYOL
>PARRYING THE BALL IN THE MIDDLE AGAIN
>NAVAS
>Premier Meme
So far Manchester united have paid 75m for one for one goal
>pure luck
>bullshit
>just was in the right place
>even a 10 years old could have scored
Lukaku still shit
>>77533948
I've always thought the opposite was true. They are much better than U.S. commentators. They are absolute shit. Alexi sucks off Utd so hard.
Worth every penny
>Navas
when will Real Madrid replace him?
never doubted lukaku at all
>Fellaini is unironically the player that turned things around for united
Really activates my almonds
scrappy nothing goal
wont really change the real domination
3-1
goal was set up thanks to work from fellaini
please apologise, /sp/
>>77534052
kek
ALL THE MILLIONS PAID OFF
OH MY GOD LUKAKU IS SO GOOD OMG 1 GOAL AMAZING. IM COMING IM COMING WHAT A BUY LADS WHAT A BUY. BETTER THAN LACACAZETTE AND MORACACA!
HAHAHAHAHA PWNED!
>>77533313
average at best
STOP TALKING SHIT U DUMB CUNTS IF BAILLY WAS FIT WE WOULD HAVE WALKED IT
>>77533909
should have heard savage commentation on utd games last season lad
>ibravich
>ibrimovich
>ibramovich
>abramich
>ibramich
was like he was doing it on purpose except he's too thick for that
>>77534049
>this season
What else is new
Genius from Mou yet again
>>77534094
Better than Lacazette most definitely.
>>77534070
>Exdeath
I hope you are not the retarded halalfag. It would hurt me deeply
>>77533739
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A P O L O G I S E
>>77534085
sorry senpai
Ronaldo plz
>>77534094
>being an arsenal/chelsea fan
pahahaha
Has Morata scored yet?
Madrid are in full damage control mode now, based Lukaku.
>>77533928
It's the only league where you can't predict the champion with 90% certainty
>it's a United fans think ÂŁ75M on a player who's playing with ÂŁ90M players scoring is good episode
>it's a Real Madrid can't be cut-throat and destroy teams before collapsing like my dick
>offside goal
>isco pushing matic without being called then tapping in
So this is the power of 'Real Madrid'
>>77534108
>>77534110
The what now?
If this is a /sp/ meme this is my first time here shitposting about the gamd
>Phillip II Arena
Utd should've just kept Hernández desu, a superior tapin merchant
What makes Fellaini so good lads?
>>77534071
ray hudson is the goat english language commentator
>>77533885
keeeeek
>>77534155
He's annoying as fuck.
>>77534127
>all those non-whites
eurgh
>>77534149
being so shit
Liverpool will booty blast both these teams
is bale done?
>>77534127
TIE IT UP REAL TIGHT GARETH. DON'T LET THE PEOPLE KNOW YOU'RE BALD
>>77534142
why is she so dumb though
Nu Fred where?
Can we exchange goalkeepers? Plox.
>>77534170
>without coutinho
doubt it
>Bale can't score against this United team
>Has been on the right, through the center, and on the left and still can't get a good shot off
Mbappe when?
>Be Fellaini
>Your height and strength are your only notable attributes
>Despite this, you're not good at heading, and can't use your strength without giving away a foul
>Be an Everton legend
>Consigned to spend the rest of your career at Everton, then Stoke
>All of a sudden, get offer to join United
>After a year, about to get sold.
>Get Injured just in time to avoid being sold to Napoli
>Have some lucky games, become important part of the team
>Mourinho arrives, for some reason loves you
>Plays you nearly every game
>Subs you on when two goals down against Real Madrid
>tfw somehow a player at a top club despite being woefully shit
>>77533222
are brits unironically this delusional?
>>77534265
>fellaini comes on
>bullies carvajal off of the ball
>Lukaku scores as a consequence
>Muh he isn't pretty like gutti argument
Eat shit ABUs
>>77534155
He's okay. I used to love the Ian Darke and Steve McManaman partnership.
>>77533644
good taste