>the kid who always got the ball on a roof or into someone

>>77516997

>that one kid who was a full-kit wanker and always tried to do stepovers but failed every time and lost the ball

>that one kid who skipped showers after the match

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>that one kid who always went for the ball that ended in someone else's yard

you're just on their back lawn but it feels like fucking fort knox and the sirens are going to go off any second

>>77517013
>not ripping penguin slides with the boys or at least ripping dick tricks
the snail > the hamburger tbqhwyf

>that kid who didn't have a gf

It was you

>the kid who said you pass the ball "too hard"

>that kid that didn't grow pubes yet

>that kid who let you cum in her mouth

>that kid who always made up new rules

>that kid who was grounded for two weeks on vacation for some crap
RIP

>that kid who always saw the nerd kids trying to play pathetically so ran over and booted the ball onto the roof

that was me

>the kid who played really rough and acted like a cunt towards everyone until someone else tackled hima and he started whining

>That kid that can't play but the coach subs in in the last 10minutes of a clutch match

>>77516997
>that kid who kicked the ball so hard it flew into the police station closed parking that was neighboring schoolyard


Made for the most awkward "can you give us back the ball" conversations

>that one african kid who had just moved to your school who ripped everyone to shreds with his pace and power

>That kid who starts dads fight after tackling too hard another kid

>that kid who would head anything

>that kid who used to play alongside his father

that was me :3

>that goalkeeper who used to try and run the pitch every game and was probably the most skilled player going but didn't like playing outfield

>that kid who always played goalkeeper cause he didn't like to run

>>77517305

you mean the fat kid?

>>77517146
Actually me

>the only kid in grade 4 that could kick the ball up the field.

Pity I didn't understand the offside rule so kept getting our team flagged for it :^)

>>77517317
Actually no, the fat kid was "le classy passing midfielder man".
But he didn't like to run either

>>77517328
Back to /reddit/ with you

>that kid who would jokingly attempt bicycle kicks

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>>77517017
>tfw remember my ball picking masterpiece

>In my friend's garden playing footy
>Ball goes in the neighboor's garden
>Gardens are separated by a 2 meter high wall but there are trees around so we can climb
>Proceed to go on the wall and just into neighboor's garden and pick the ball
>When picking the ball the neighboors enter the garden without noticing me
>There is a tree in the middle of the garden
>Neighboors walk through the garden normaly
>I'm hiding behind the tree and when they reach the tree I have to go around it at the perfect pace to not get spot by one of them
>When they pass the tree and reach the house I hide a bit behind the tree
>Throw the ball back to our garden
>Jump on a little tree net to the wall and jump into our garden at the speed of light
>They apparently didn't noticed anything
Good feel

>Shitty pic with insane paint skills to make it a bit more clear

>>77517407
???

>>77517023
This family. Used to always goat people in the locker room. Also shower hockey after games was kino.

>>77517462
They saw you anon but they didn't want to scare a clearly autistic kid

>>77517305
>that kid who never played goalkeeper cause he was scared to get hit by the ball

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>That one kid who would slide tackle on fucking concrete

>>77517462
magnifique

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>>77517664
>that kid who would goalie jump on gravel

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>one of the pentagons starts peeling off
>you can poke the rubber inside

bad feel

>>77517799

when you squeezed it and the orange baloon inside started to come out

>>77517799
>pentagons
those are octogons

>>77522626
cretin

>>77517071
That was me

>that kid who always called fouls
>that kid who splayed on the swings
>that kid who was the best athlete but wouldnt play for the school team. Only pickup games

>>77522626
>american education

>>77517423
That kid sounds cool. Bicycle kicks are the only cool thing about soccer

>That kid whose dad was asst coach for CYO but the coach still never gave him any playing time

>that kid that could dribble past everyone but got super nervous in front of goal and missed 1v1s
me

>>77517664
me
>mfw i would rather peel the skin of my knees than my mom beating the shit out of me for breaking the pants again so i would just wear the pants like shorts
fun times

>>77522626
>american education

>that kid who was horrible, but thought he was hot shit because he had a strong as fuck kick, and would try and take a shot no matter where he was on the field.
Fucking Pedro.

>>77517023
Kek, I'll always fondly remember locker room time with the lads. I had a mean helicopter, cracked everyone up. I also went undefeated in swordfighting one season.

>>77522626
>a merry can ed you kay shun

>that kid that everyone praised for being a good gk but found out after 5 years that he was put in the goal for being the fattest around

>>77534598
this but with catcher in little league baseball

>>77534622
I was the catcher only because i had a good arm. Batted like shit tho

>>77516997
>that one kid who was really playful in the showers and made you realize that you were bisexual

>>77517664
I remember this too well