/heem/: Tito Edition

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a non-early thread, impressive

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We in this

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This triggers the Tito.

>>77506368
Tito humiliated him in Bellator, tho

>>77506354

Watching this shit I can't stand Joe Rogan

He has been announcing for years and still knows very little about the sport. He goes on these insane stoner pseudo intellectual rants that make me embarrassed to watch the sport and takes away from the fights

I can't wait till the UFC Goldie's him

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>>77506388
but he submitted Tito

Explain to me how Football manages to pay their players a shit ton more money than the UFC and they're more profitable than the UFC without resorting to charging their viewers for watching the game but UFC can't do the same? PPV is retarded. How the fuck can't they just make it ad supported? They have a shit ton of time in between fights to run commercials in.

>>77506454
I imagine it's the sponsors

>>77506454
Football stadiums sit waaaay more people than small arena's the UFC hosts events at. Also when was the last time you saw someone wear a fight kit? You can go to a walmart here and see 2 or 3 guys wearing football jerseys.

>>77506454
Because there are franchises with billionaire owners that pour money into teams. Also sponsorships

Who is YOUR favorite FEMALE ufc competitor? Be sincere in you're response to this inquiry.

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Where did all these cruz haters come from? 214ers?
Cruz is /heem/s guy

>>77506432
I want to know why this webm was made and why it's been posted for years. I forgot. Is it because that kid is a manlet?

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>>77506817

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>>77506876

Tim Means will kill Niko Price

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Finished catching up with yesterdays card and was pleasantly surprised, only smug Rashad's fight was bad on a card that looked very unimpressive on paper

>>77506952
>this autist spams joanna daily but doesn't even watch the events live

>>77506817
probably KK
Mizuki Inoue for invicta her fight with Karolina is a good watch, would recommend

>>77506839
I want to know who the kid is

>>77506973
You fucking try staying up till 6 am for every event buddeh, it's hard when there's not a one fight on a card that you are looking forward too

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https://twitter.com/ufconfox/status/894001947337818112

>tfw you live in the same city as Dustin Ortiz

>>77507019
Is he the tallest one there?

>>77506328

How would Gaethje vs Pettis go heem?

>>77507019
no one cared yesterday and no one cares today

>>77507045
No but he's taller than any wrestlers I've ever seen at his high school. Their wrestlers were literally all manlets, didn't stop them from BTFO of our school tho

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>>77507124
t. Yankee

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Reem bless lads

Who is gonna be on JRE #1000? gotta be someone like dave chapelle, right?

>>77506952

Thank you for giving the world Joanna, Poland.

>>77507464
she is of jewish descent

>>77507486
even better, Israel is our greatest ally.

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>>77507486
Go cover bellator, you weasel

Yesterdays card was awesome, if you haven't seen it at least check out highlights

>>77507371
Donald J. Trump

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>In response to Paulie saying that conor whimpers like a girl after getting hit to the body

Who is your least favorite female strawweight in the UFC?

>>77507754

Yeah and Ronda sure could take a punch.

>>77507754
*whimpers like a jose cormier gus

>>77507821
The guy probably tells people that pvz is a true warrior for stepping into the cage

LOL these Jon "Beans" Jones emojis, or, bone moisture, are so funny and hip! Did you guys use yours yet?

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>>77506822
>tfw no Cruz - DC - Rogan commentating team yet
I want Joe only for the OH HE'S HURT

>>77507776

Anyone that isn't Joanna or Claudia

The rest of the division is terrible

Claudia is going to fuck up Andrade and Rose might actually die against JJ and we are gonna be left with Claudia v JJ III... because the rest of them are terrible

>>77508024

Watching young thug Rose trying to trade strikes with Joanna is going to make my metaphorical dick hard.

>>77507776
Calderwood, she's very close to Betche for the spot of least favorite overall

>>77508154
kek what the hell has Jojo done

What did you guys think of Rashad and Randa both rushing out of the cage after hearing the decision? I thought it was shitty.

>>77508239
she complains about everything
I just like her voice
P4P cutest voice

>>77508288
Oh, didn't even realise
Barely hear about her so I thought it was strange kek

>>77508266
randa was blatantly robbed by mexican intellectuals so I can understand

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>>77506822
Cruz is a fag.

>>77508341
She shouldnt have left it in the hands of the judges. It was a close decision, not a robbery.

>>77506822
He lost so people jump on him, like every fighter round here

>>77508370
>She shouldnt have left it in the hands of the judges
I agree with that but I don't think it was a close decision. It seemed that it was judged with grasso having a longer leash with error. Grasso looked like a can that connected once or twice

>>77508341
I disagree but lets say it was a robbery.
She got a robbery decision vs Carla Esparza in Canada so I guess it all worked out.

>>77506839
>>77506996
>kid
he's 35 years old, assholes

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why wont dana let this man see his damn kids already?

>>77508343
its his emotional support dog you literal monster

Max Holloway for #JRE1000, lets do the damn ting! #UFCHawaii

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>Alex Morono gave Niko Price a harder fight than Alan Jouban

>>77508509
That only makes it even sadder.

>>77508341
>>77508456
What robbery, 10-9, 9-10, 10-9, getting a takedown and doing nothing else shouldn't automatically win you a round, this is one times judges got it right

>Grasso looked like a can that connected once or twice
Randa's face at the end of the first round told a different story but ok

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Just read that Yoshihiro Takayama is paralyzed from the neck down due to a wrestling accident

Read it as Yoshihiro Akiyama first but still shitty news nonetheless

press F

>>77508587
why does this guy have megan anderson tier bodyproportions

>>77508960
He's got that Diaz bro reach

>>77508960
His shoulders are goofy too they are pointy as fuck

>>77508829
>Randa's face at the end of the first round told a different story
there was nothing wrong with it? I really don't see how grasso won round 3 when she was on her back half the round without significantly outstriking her in the second half.

>>77508886

Shit I didn't even know that. I'm a fan of his from wrestling as much as that fight.

>Be old and fat
>Do a flip
>Break neck

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>>77508829
I truly knew that I was in Mexico City and the judges would give me the win because I am Mexican

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oh for sure my dude, Randa definitely won

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>>77509508
b-but takedown!!

>>77509508
Calendar why don't you show us how the fans voted?

>>77509561
the same fans that post "49-1" everywhere

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>>77509508
in canada she would have

>>77509582
Casual fans like that have no idea mmadecisions exists.

Now go on Calendar, post how the fans scored it.

>>77506926
I don't usually like chimp vanzant but dat ass

>>77509597
>Maia won the decision, Masvidal won the fight

>>77509508
If it was so obvious then how come it was a split decision? I'm starting to think they should change things up when the judges determine a split decision, maybe give it another 5 minutes judge the fight as a whole based on damage done etc. and come to a unanimous decision even though you scored it differently from other judges, tired of this point fighting nonsense

>>77509755
watch ONE FC then. they judge fights as a whole instead of round by round

Oh for sure Grasso was lighting her up on the feet my man

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>he rates randas striking

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>no event for the rest of the month

I blame Gooblet for this.

>>77509799
I understand that judging rounds is a valid way to determine a winner but I think only in a split decision they should judge as a whole, I feel that the judges should be able to converse with each other and give arguments to who won, I feel they are just disconnected and one could be half asleep and completely goof the rounds up

>>77509839

If Gooby gets knocked the fuck out will he finally go away?

I really really hate Goober and that's why I think he'll win

Is Joe Rogan gay?

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>>77509839
there's still a few smaller events

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hhahhaha look at this "boxers" face
guess mma fighters really are the master race

btw, are hammer fists allowed in boxing?

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>>77509880

Don't think Memeweather can KO him. He'll probably play it safe and decision him.

100% Alexa was putting in WORK on markos

>>77509936
Bi-curious most likely, deep down he wishes to have a gay experience but doesn't make any steps towards it

>>77509597
>mmadecisions
>not for casuals
ok well you convinced me, the red headed tit lady totally won

WHO DA FOOK IS DAT GUY??? XDDDD

>>77509880
he wont get knocked out
he'll gas out quickly though, wont be able to throw a punch after 3 rounds

I wasnt in the thread last night. Was Perubro here to see him countryman heem that mexican with that savage knee?

>>77509994
whats her full name again

>>77507092
50 45 shelf

>>77507092

Pettis gets heemed.

>>77509424
>He thinks the judges are from the country they fight in

Casuals man

>>77509508
>all guys

of course they are gonna vote for the stds infested one

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Why such a disparity in media scoring and fan scoring?

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how much money is it safe to give to an irishman?

https://youtu.be/14DeGsC34DI

>>77510864
7 potatoes worth, anything more and they will go crazy

>>77510874
Schaub is a standup guy, too bad his fans on /heem/ are such faggots

>>77511129
no u

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>>77506432
>filename

>>77508370

Go die in a greasefire

>>77506432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-VMenigBYU
>the absolute state of this little subhuman

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Official UFC ad. Mighty Manlet and Joe Hogan BTFO

>>77507092
Pettis would win I think

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>Track and field, swimming, cross-country skiing and cycling can no longer be saved. Golf? Not clean either.

>Soccer? Soccer players come to me and say they have to be able to run up and down the touchline without becoming tired, and they have to play every three days.

>Basketball players take fat burners – amphetamines, ephedrin.

>Baseball? Haha. Steroids in pre-season, amphetamines during the games. Even archers take downers so that their arm remains steady. Everyone dopes.

>>77506822
his voice is always cracking, it sounds like he's about to burst into treats at any moment

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What's the name of that martial art that Jones is billed with at the beginning of his fight introductions, "Woop See Doo"? It's not clear

>>77508668
why does the dog have a "man-bun" though?

>>77511579
Woopsiedoo

>>77511579
look-see-do

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>>77511364
Kratos Jon looks so weird, not his best look

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>>77511601
Huh, learn something new everyday

>>77511364
That's awesome the UFC did that.

>>77511490
>Even archers take downers so that their arm remains steady. Everyone dopes.

Can confirm, I was on archery team in highschool and we took Parkinsons medication so our hands would never shake

>>77507821
>walks into a world champion boxer's counters for a round and a half before getting headkicked
>walks into the heaviest hitter in the division throwing bombs full force at her face for a good 40 seconds
Ronda's a fucking tank, dude. Had Edmond not ruined her she might have legitimately been the goat 135 pound woman.

>>77511694
kill yourself

>>77511769
Triggered much ?

>>77511744
I think an amanda nunes type was coming for ronda no matter what. Ronda is like chuck, she's there until she's not.

>>77511814
Ronda with passable striking, good striking defense and decent wrestling would have been nigh-unstoppable, i feel.

What happened to all the Brazilian fighters lads? They all got delet'd

>>77511861
borrachinha is the last hope for the hues

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>>77511861
They still have 2 champions

>>77511842
So a different fighter

>>77511941
Literally not funny at all. Grow up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aKHOk8Zsgk

imagine being proud of this "victory"

>>77512003
grasso is a can

JOHN MORGAN DELIVERING THE HARD HITTING QUESTIONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5UdA6rBPes

every time joanna watches one of these fights she decides not to retire for another year

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>>77511984
5 reals has been deposited into your account, thank you for your service in cris cyborg internet defence force

Would you guys be interested in a remake of breaking bad starring Brendan and Bryan?

>>77511842
All she had to do was stay in Stockton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh8ZWWN8pNQ

>>77512003
Markos got robbed

>>77512092
lol yes, but who plays lydia?

>>77512075
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXdz0WxlNy5/

She looks highly concerned of Cynthia Canvillo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ3RRC54_2s

Bet the house on the goobs

>>77512190
dock pic?

why are all the best fighters men or look like men? wimmins btfo

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>>77512199
deck pic

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how does rose win this fight of the century?

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>>77512190


for sure get ready for this package, my guy

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Post fighters who are IMPOSSIBLE TO HATE. I'll start.

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>>77512368

>>77512389
slow work month for you on here, what are you gonna do with your free time?

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>>77512368

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What did he mean by this?

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>>77512592
mike vs doppelmike is the next big superfight

>>77511975
Just a fighter that had actual coaching.

alexa grasso is fucking shite

>all the casuals not on here right now

Who is your favorite male fighter?

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What did the UFC mean by this?

>>77512808
throwing down the trash chute

Who should Karen Montes fight next?

>>77512808
they threw down my already nonexistent excitement for the fight

what should randa markos change up?

/heem/, recommend me a water shoe. Something I can wear when wading in a creek or river.

>>77512939
Merrell trail glove my dude

>>77512935
Pick a training camp and stick with it, you can't have consistent performances if you don't have consistent preparation

>>77512808
Smiley cringe needs to get cut asap

same applies to other decisions cruisers

>>77512968
Do you wear socks with those?

>>77513026
one more '''''''''''''''win''''''''''' and sam alvey is top 10
3 guys ranked above him are 40+ lol
bisping is 38, jacaroid 37

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when is Matt fighting again?

>>77512273
She gets joannas back and subs her. Not going to happen though because joanna's distance control and TDD is too good.

>>77512935
Career path

>>77513117
Right now. He is fighting for his life.

>>77513130
back to cvs pharmacy technician

>>77513117
I heard his training didn't go so well

>>77512836
>he still doesn't understand hispanic naming conventions

>>77513264
post that wikipedia article again you dipshit

No UFC really blows.

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Does joe rogan take hgh?

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>>77513411

Am I the only one watching 214

>>77513103
they should feed him to that joker norvegian guy

POINT TO DA EZ WURK!

Karen vs Danielle Taylor
Karen vs Angela Hill
Karen vs Cortney Casey

>>77513418
lol you could literally buy a house

What now guise

who should paige sletten fight next?

I really wish he would release a comedy special soon.

>>77513519
Randa

Just heard from a little birdy UFC is trying to book Ronda vs Carano for New Years.

>>77513585
>talking to animals
Seek help

I fucking despise Calendar and I pray one day you all see through his petty bullshit. He's the spammer, he's every spammer.

>>77513592
t. calendarnigger

>>77513538
The Hybrid?

>>77506822
He's boring and overrated.

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Daily reminder Cody Garbrandt will Heem TJ

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>>77507161

>>77513657
>water is wet

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC FIGHT NIGHT 115

Alexander Volkov vs. Stefan Struve
Germaine de Randamie vs. Marion Reneau
Rustam Khabilov vs. Desmond Green
Marcos Rogério de Lima vs. Saparbek Safarov
Bojan Mihajlović vs. Abdul-Kerim Edilov
Francimar Barroso vs. Aleksandar Rakić

>>77506822
Everyone was on the king Cody train in the build up. Snooze is a punk.

https://youtu.be/i65KNnr81MQ
https://youtu.be/g-BqDFLHHec

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PEK TO THE EASY WORK

>>77513804
god i love whites

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Zingano vs Megan
Holly vs Cyborg
Sign Pam Sorenson and Felicia Spencer from Invicta

Cat vs Megan winner gets Holly vs Cyborg winner
losers get Pam and Felicia. All of this could happen before 2018. Thoughts?

>>77513832

me too senpai

>>77506822
still /ourboy/

>>77513879
Calendar you have such an odd obsession with WMMA.

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>>77513154
underfucking rated

>>77513804
when is this guy fighting again
>says he wants to fight platinum
wew

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>Beastin 25/8
>Quiet Storm
>The Killa Gorilla

i got into a fight yesterday at the club because i was walking like conor mcgregor and acting like i owned the place ama

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>>77514010

>>77514010
>win
she looked like shit everywhere against canda markos

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>>77514023

>>77514014
few fighters are more dorky than conor

>>77514014
i sometimes forget that he's only 5'9

but when i do remember, i chuckle a little

>>77514020
>>77514040
anything from the fight last night?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AdQhwwgf9w

>>77514151
This is the worst post I've ever seen on 4chan, and I've been here for 10 years.

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>>77514151
How do you kids listen to that wack shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO-QabtdWNo

>thread is slow as fuck
Is this what it's like without the spammer and his multiple personalities?

>>77511984

Butthurt

>>77514338
no fights. starting to appreciate waifu fags.

>>77511364

Hon Jones isnt more skilled than MM. Same size, MM murks him.

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>>77514383
Oh well, I'm sure we'll have some comfy threads in the coming weeks until maymac

>>77511666
they're pushing him lad, gotta replace conor

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>>77514399
>Same size, MM murks him.

>>77514399
a 5'6 JJ would kick mighty mouse's legs into oblivion and wrestlefuck him desu

>>77514399
i think mm's ability is just overated because he's never fought anyone good

the ONE good person who vsd (cruz) he got stomped by

Requesting webm of Uncle Creepy bashing the professional twitch streamer in the head repeatedly from back mount.

>>77511861
>introduce stringent anti-doping policies
>within a year the entire Brazilian fighting roster is no longer competitive or noteworthy

I'M THINKING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW

>>77514650
Mighty Mouse lit Cruz up like a christmas tree on the fight at times and Cruz relied on wrestlefucking him with his size advantage, which was by about 30 pounds and a shitload of height and reach as well. I can see the argument that Jones is ahead of him but MM is not overrated at all, he has a very strong argument for being p4p number 1.

>>77514014
>The Red King

Fucking gayest fucking reddit name I've ever heard of in MMA

>>77514749
this, doesn't help that he walks out to tool and quit so hard he ran to bellator. some "king".

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>tap out
>remain champion

Explain this

>>77514782
Conor isn't white.

>>77506328
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRAdWcfpM_Y&t=3m55s

>that crowd reaction

>>77514720
>cropping out the guy that's giving her tat long stroke dick every night
how fucking pathetic. at least i admit Cynthia is gobbling Dana's balls

>>77514887
This,croppin little bitch

Tuss does look decent though, I thought she was some ugly landwhale

>>77514887
>>77514901
how do you know its cropped? is it because you fags went and found the pic so you could check out the guy? fuckin fags I swear

>>77514931
Post the guy you cum slurping faggot.

>>77514931
I went to check out her aforementioned IG

See what my guy Adan is on about

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>>77514901
>decent
canada likes fatties with weird cartoon faces

>>77514775
that was so funny though
>let's see that in slow motion, tell us then you think there was a tap
>.....

>>77514997
probably because she doesn't get punched in the face for a living

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>>77508004
>$0.02 has been deposited into your account by FOX
>$0.02 has been deducted from your account by Germany

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no ufc for a month

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>>77515359

>>77515359

All the upcoming cards look pretty shitty on paper too, they probably need to cut down on the events and stop spreading the talent so thin.

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why is cris so much bigger

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>>77515648
Brazilians are big girls

>>77515648
Aldo is a little bitch , I should spank his bum cherry red

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>>77515648
also, Gabi's boyfriend is bigg but Gabi is so much bigger. who fucks who?

>>77514746
now matter how you want to spin it, ONE good opponent ONE loss

he is 100% overrated because there has never been anyone good to push him so you can accurately judge where he's at

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"10-10 rounds are literally impossible, kill yourself"

>>77515653
dat bulge

>>77515778
they brought them in just for woodley

>>77515708
That dog looks like it's about to take a dump on Aldo's foot

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>>77515757
>Red shorts, blue corner
>Blue shorts, blue hair, red corner.
Fucking stop. The judges are already retarded, don't confuse them.

>>77506396

h8r spotted.

>Variety reported that WME IMG is about to receive a $1.1 billion investment from a Canadian pension fund and a wealth fund from Singapore. The money is being used to, among other things, fund the company so it doesn’t go public, which had been the rumor. Silver Lake Partners, which owns the majority of WME IMG stock, announced the deal on 8/1 to its investors. The deal is expected to close in August. Silver Lake said the new investment will allow WME IMG senior management and investors to take cash out of the company by selling their stock, enable further acquisitions, and also to buy out some minority partners in UFC. While not stated, I would presume that would be Flash Entertainment in Abu Dhabi, as WME IMG did not buy their ten percent of the company in the deal last year, but did intend to at some point. Dana White, Lorenzo Fertitta and Frank Fertitta all still own some points in the company as well. I wouldn’t expect they would be buying out White’s percentage

>The Wynne Hotel in Las Vegas has reached a deal for McGregor to live there for two years (I’m not sure if it’s full-time or part-time) starting after the Mayweather fight

>Coach Duke Roufas, in a post about his team, mentioned C.M. Punk vs. TBA in a fight between now and the end of the year

>With huge ticket prices, the Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor fight didn’t sell out instantly.That was a surprise to many and there have been stories written about it like this is a failure.About 17,000tickets were sold at ridiculous prices.There are tickets left, but there is nothing left under $3,500.That’s more tickets at the same or higher prices than Mayweather-Pacquiao(which was held at the smaller MGM Grand Garden Arena since the T Mobile Arena hadn’t opened).He said it will break the $72 million gate record of that show. There is a key factor that perhaps led to it not selling out instantly,and that it’s become very clear this event is going to be carried by the MMA audience and not the boxing audience, which is funny since the match is all but worked for the boxer to win and it’s a boxing match.The boxing audience paid the ridiculous prices for May-Pac but that was in their minds a real fight and to boxing fans,who are older,McGregor doesn’t have the same credibility with them.It was clear from the viewing audience of the press conferences that the boxing audience on Showtime’s web site was big for the first day and faded down to nothing as the week went on,while MMA coverage and the viewing on the UFC web site stayed strong.Key to whether or not it’s a soft ticket sale is the secondary market prices.As of the press time,the nosebleeds that were priced at $500 are reselling for no less than $1,939so the demand is higher for those tickets than even the high price charged,
it’s just that there aren’t enough people willing to spend $3,500 for mediocre tickets to sell it out the first week.There’s no way of knowing in advance, but I keep hearing predictions of 5 million buys in North America alone and breaking the all-time record.With the show this weekend out of the way, UFC will be promoting this hard.Even though UFC hasn’t had a banner year, UFC’s cut of this show will more than make up for several 200,000 or less buy PPV shows

>>77515934
Are you the Canuck that did the pastebin dump a week or two ago? I enjoyed reading that

>>77515905
>h8r

>>77515955
Yeah, didn't think anyone read that. I meant to do it again last week but I never got around to it, so here it is now. A bit more news than I posted, a decent article about Rizin, and a lengthy review of 2014. I'll post the next when on Thursday when it comes out.

https://pastebin.com/1UtY1g2A

>>77515954
Al Haymon, Mayweather's promoter, has been putting on a lot of poorly marketed shows in the last year and handing out tons of comp tickets. Apparently it's so excessive that it's started to hurt gate sales for other promoters, people may still be holding out. Still, if they get half the current gate I bet that's still more money than their stink bomb PPVs made this year put together.

>>77515987
Thanks, man. Somebody else mentioned Ford refusing to advertise during UFC events so I'm not the only one

>>77515934
Canada is LITERALLY saving MMA and the UFC. You shutfucks better start respecting us.

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>>77516021
Is Canada the greatest /fightfan/ nation?

Are lanklets like Holloway clean? What reason would someone with that little muscle mass have to use PEDs?

Conor says Paulie got his ass whooped. But we all knew that already.

https://youtu.be/RNANbhf_LjM

>>77516034
healing an injury, endurance, or to build mass when they never could

Thread is 12 hours old and just over halfway through. We are truly living in dark times.

>>77515757
Even the ref is like fuck this

>>77516074
Everyone heemed themselves

>>77516074
It's because you idiots like to shitpost instead of discuss things, idiot.

>>77516094
>h8r

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>tfw your favorite fighter is coming back
>also tfw when why the fuck is he coming back

I was glad to hear his brother was fighting in Bellator but the same thing happened. Why can't the Machidas into ground game.

>>77516102
I know that feeling. It was tough for me to watch Rashad last night.

>>77516102
imagine being shit at ground fighting when you're brazilian
just imagine it. your country is known for two things: bunda and jiu jitsu—and your ground game is ass

>>77516074
I've been saying it a lot lately, but we really are in the shittiest period of the UFC ever. This organization is shitting itself in a hospital bed.

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>>77516108
Rashad man he was a beast. I still feel back for Forest Griffin taking that beating because the ref let the punishment continue.

>>77516116
I know Karate is big for them but man at least work more on escapes and know a submission or two.

>>77516094
Clean your fingers bro

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What emotion is he trying to convey here?

>>77516168
>i trained for three years and all i got was a headkick ko

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>>77516168
b-but he was on roids

>>77516116
>bunda and jiu jitsu
What else is there in life?

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>>77516126
It's an unprecedented clusterfuck of things that have never happened before

>>77512935
Wrestling, the women's divisions are actually getting deep enough that the ranked fighters are actually gonna be skilled enough to block a head and arm throw. If she doesn't start grappling like an adult she'll become the next Artem

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>>77516219
>the women's divisions are actually getting deep
>In the third round, Justino hurt her with a right, put her down with a punch. When she got up, Justino used a spin kick and landed knees until it was stopped. Justino got $200,000 for the win and Evinger got $100,000 for the loss. Basically, it took $100,000 guarantee, way more money than anyone in their first UFC fight would usually get, title or not, to get Justino a non-UFC opponent for this fight.

>>77516193
acai and surfing :^)

what did he mean by this ?
https://youtu.be/S6wn99sp4Tc?t=51

>>77515774
>Benevidez and Dodson aren't good opponents
t. casual

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One man is already ruining Conor's image

The other will ruin Conor's status as a fighter

Boxers already running circles around Conor

>>77516246
>This was on a business news network

Conor had that lady steaming wet

>>77516259
SHOOOOM

>>77516102
Is he trying to win the CTE Olympics? I mean no one can surpass Arlovski but he has a chance at bronze behind Diego Sanchez

>>77516262
Conor:..This is the business of warfare.
Lady: Nate?
Nate: Yeah?

gold

>>77516242
my nigga

>>77516246
imo this is the goat interview

so much lulz there

I still watch it from time to time

>>77516268
Lady: How can you make the UFC as popular as possible?
Nate: ...
Nate: [leaves]

>>77516238
1. That division is less than 2 years old
2. Invicta had to import challengers for her as well
3, It's not the UFC's fault Cyborg was ducked by TWO opponents

>>77516265
He's already been drinking his own piss for years.

>>77515954

Watch this bomb and destroy their largest PPV star at the same time

I don't know anyone who watches fighting or boxing that will pay these prices

fuck you nerds Greed is a sin

>>77513411

which one is rogan again?

>>77516322
No way it bombs. They are predicting 5 million buys.

>>77516248
they're literally not

>>77513657

i've gone back and watched that fight a couple times now, and i can never get over how stupidly cruz fought it. cruz just doesn't know how to press and when he finally fought someone that would hang back and bait him, he was totally lost. it blows my mind that someone with 10 years of experience could be so lazy.

>>77516347

I like Dodson at BW I'd love to see him vs Rivera or rematch TJ at some point

mostly I just want to see TJ beat that ass because I can't stand that hyper active smiling dork and his stupid fucking shenanigans

>>77516453
Didn't know Rumble visited again.

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>>77516465
no he didn't you weirdo

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platinum due to heem alves in a month, gonna be another highlight reel

>dc won round two

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>>77516499

>>77516481
Does UFC camerawork get much better than this lads