/nfl/ General: Simpsons Edition

So, it seems Cutler is leaning against taking the Phins deal.

Does this mean Kaepershit might actually get hired and people will stop whining?

>enunwa non contact injury

Christ I kept saying they should have never got rid of decker

>>77493467
Kaep will go the way of Tim Tebow, cap this

>>77493509
Minor league baseball?

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

>>77493606
Irrelevance
Minor league baseball may be an option though if he's still got some zip on his arm. He threw out the first pitch at a San Francisco Giants game and it was straight down the plate clocked at 88 mph.

>>77493474

>Receiving core of two UDFA's and 7th round pick in 2016 with 3rd and 4th round rookies in 2017

Full speed ahead

>>77493509
Naw, Kaep will go to the CFL and protest their anthem too

>the next preseason game is nationally televised between the Panthers and Texans
who thought this was a good match up to be on NFL Network?

>>77493666
shit, Satantrips lie. definitely a ball and was 87mph, not 88

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whWYQbODdtg

>>77493718

>Christian McCaffrey
>DeShaun Watson

Sounds pretty good to me.

First for tripfags should be used as human shields in Afghanistan

Kek was zeke texting

>>77493755
>First
A little late there, anon

Jerry Jones owes everything in his life to Jimmy Johnson.

Saved his ass and established his legacy.

>>77493813
Jimmy Johnson owes his NFL legacy to Jerry Jones hiring him.

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simpsons image filename thread?
gimme a minute

https://twitter.com/packers/status/894015476048723968

Being the only black fan at a Packer's game is a weird feeling

>>77493467
No it means the other half of the country will start whining now

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>>77494012
not
>matt ryan questions shanahans playcalling in SB51.gif

>>77494099
these r good

You know Dan Snyder might be an incompetent kike but I think Jerry Jones is probably the worst owner in football besides Spanos.

What is he even being inducted for? Most seasons without a conference final appearance?

notable QBs who were less accurate than Colin Kaepernick in 2016:
- Russell Wilson
- Matt Stafford
- Derek Carr
- Andy Dalton
- Marcus Mariota
- Cam Newton
- Jameis Winston

Fucking explain to me why he doesn't have a job, wh*te people.

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Would you buy a lucky shirt for your team?

>Tfw slightly considering it

>>77494173
>backup to Blaine fucking Gabbert
he cant even beat out a bust for a starting job m8

>>77494173
why are we even alive

I really hope the bucs make the wildcard this year. I honestly have no memory of them ever making the post-season

>>77494193
>tainting his lucky shirt by selling it
Brady's knee is going to explode week 1 guaranteed

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>>77494173
He can only beat the Rams and he's somehow better than all of them? You sure totally convinced me right here.

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>Cincy has been out of the news for damn near every general
Every other team is jinxed I swear to God the Bengals are gonna win a playoff game this year

Is this a make or break year for Cam Newton? If he doesn't improve his completion percentage are his days numbered?

>>77494173
As a Bengals fan, I think Andy Dalton is awesome, but I know no one else does so this is clearly bait

>>77494401
Yes, unless he gets some meme O line so he himself can average at least 5 yard per carry every other play

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Cutler takes the dolphins to 11 - 5 and makes the playoffs
>ajayi making cutbacks and break away runs
>Landry, Stills, Parker, and Julius Thomas as weapons for cutler to heave the bomb
>wake, suh, tj macdonald, kiko alonso, I forget the corners. but that defense could keep him from losing games.
>O line is pretty good
this is it. this is what its like when a team has all the pieces and a mediocre QB
and now they are gonna have one of the last gunslingers come out of retirement and show them what victory tastes like.
fuck Im excited about cutler going to the dolphins. best news all offseason.

>>77494461
>Cam with an elite O-line
the Panthers would unironically be unstoppable

>Brenda warner

JUST

>>77494557
he's leaning towards staying retired m8

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I love kurt warner. I really do.
but this faggot hall of fame ceremony bumped the lomachenko fight
send this shit to espn 2 faggots. I wanna see some boxing not this dick sucking.

>>77493867
Me in green :)

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ur team will win the super bowl

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>>77494782
thank you

>>77494782
Fuck you doggo my team will win without your watermelon black magic

>>77494251
The rest of his team was worse then him, man

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>>77494944
meanie

>Old Gay is from a city where the residents literally have to be begged not to kill each other for a single weekend, and fail to do so.

>>77493442
>CLE: Osweiler expected to start preseason opener
LGTSS
>Borck
Seriously though who is in charge of this dumpster fire that is scouting

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what will your excuse be if they actually make it to the superbowl?

No fantasy thread so...
Who you take from these 3?
>prescott
>cousins
>carr

>>77496422
1. Cousins
2. Prescott
3. Carr

>>77496384
>seahawks aren't good anymore
>rodgers is past his prime and dom capers
>falcons had a superbowl hangover

they'll get deep-dicked by the patriots just as well

>>77495558
>"please don't kill anyone for a whole weekend"
>already failed and it's only Saturday

Fucking baltimurderers

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Go phins!

I believe the Cardinals taking the Superb Owl is not extremely far fetched. Seattle is our biggest roadblock but the power of memes leaves both of those games a toss up.

>>77496866
>>77495558
Okay, what happened now?

>>77496583
>T-t-t-tommy pls save me
lmao

>>77497568
Baltimore tried to hold a "don't kill anybody" weekend but they couldn't make it a day

>>77494114
good question. why the fuck is Jerry Jones in the hall of fame?

>>77497648
So out of a two day stretch the city could barely make what was likely half a day?

I will never go to Baltimurder

>>77497655
cause he hired good players back in the 90s

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Do you guys miss the early 2000s, when Paul Tagliabue was there?

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Your Superbowl 52 champs

>>77497724
>Dan Marino never won an Owl
>this guy has 2
why does life do these things?

>>77497733

Eli is just clutch as fuck...and had running games

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>>77497733
Because he's a manning, not some fuck that let snowflake get kidnapped and then himself in some oj parallel universe ad

>>77497748
True, very excited to see how Wayne gallman plays out though. Dudes built like leveon, and shown some vision. Def needs development.

>>77497760
>cause he's a Manning
only 2 Manning's have ever accomplished anything, Archie Manning was garbage

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The 2017 AFC West champion Oakland Raiders

>>77497774
have fun being a one and done against the Chiefs

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>>77494251
You fuckers act like football is a 1 man game. Does Kaepernick play on defense as well?
There are 53 players on one team.

Imagine putting Tom Brady on the browns and have Chip Kelly as the head coach. The Browns would still be shit.

Kaepernick was elite when Harbaugh are HC and the 49ers had players back then who didn't leave for another team or retire.

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>tfw every year you have to budget for another SB jersey

the struggle is real.

>>77497805
Nah man I've been a 49ers fan my whole life. Kaepernick has regressed every year since his rookie year. Still can't read defenses and has shit pocket awareness. It wasn't losing harbaugh that made him fall off. In fact it's known that harbaugh and the 49ers GM actually conflicted about Kaepernick in harbaughs last year. Harbaugh thought lap had peaked

>>77497825

Kaep was pushed on harbs cuz OMG RG3 and the read option. His 2013 was middling, with Boldin and the defense propping his ass up
Year 3 was a shit
Last year, the cardinals killed the man.

Kaep is Ponder with an arm. First read covered? RUN

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/01/06/after-arrival-of-rams-tv-ratings-decline-in-los-angeles/

lets predict how far it will fall this season with the inclusion of the chargers

>>77493606
Maybe, and a mediocre minor leaguer at that. His 80-20 grades are shit.

Arm: 40, no carry
Field: 45, LF, needs footwork
Hit: 35, grooved uppercut
Power: 55 (60 raw power)
Run: 55, 6.7 60 yd dash

All in all, a below average player, ceiling is MAYBE AAA at best if he can vastly improve.


>Osweiler to start preseason opener
So the battle for #2 commences. Kessler confirmed for starter?

>>77495575
It just tells me that they are restricting Kessler from playing to keep him alive to start the first regular season opener. He's already got a full season of Hue's system under his belt. He had problems with concussions last season due to the line being garbage in pass protection, they're willing to sacrifice Osweiler (who has been primarily running with the 2s and 3s since they acquired him). Keeping that in mind, the only potential starter on the OL that will play in the first preseason game is Shon Coleman. JT, Bitonio, Tretter, and Zeitler will sit.

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>>77497784

>>77493442
>WNFL

wait wut

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Why don't we just start Matt Moore this season instead of looking at Jay Cutler? I'd like to have Jay but in all honesty I think the best option is to play Moore considering he already knows everything about the team and he did a good job last season given what he had to work with. I honestly think he should be given a chance to prove himself because I think he's better than Tannehill.

>>77498716
I actually agree japan I think Matt Moore is a better overall QB than Tannehill even though he doesn't have the wheels like Ryan does

I think the only hangup around him was the failure to produce in the playoffs against shitsburgh. The entire offence played poorly but Moore had an objectively bad game. He moved the ball well at times but couldn't finish drives and didn't protect the ball

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>>77497564
>the absolute state of the NFCW

>>77497773
Archie Manning was a decent Quarterback on a bad team.

>>77497733
Dan Marino had to face a stacked 49er team

>>77497773
Archie was a good qb on a terrible team.

>>77497929
Not to mention that the niners in 2012 had a soft schedule and well built defense

The Minnesota Vikings

>>77501906
Are shit

>>77493474
Sweet Jesus, the Jets offense is gonna be absolutely horrendous.

>>77502672

they've been going for that #1 pick all offseason

>>77502672
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/one-nfl-exec-says-jets-have-worst-roster-in-a-decade-and-he-might-be-right/

If they steal our 0-16 record I'm gonna flip some shit.

i thank God everyday im not a jets fan

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he finally made it in m8s
it's beautiful

>>77497805
So you admit it was more than just kaepernick that made that team good?

>he led them to a super bowl!!!!

And Alex Smith would've won that Superbowl

>>77503779
its not that bad

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Friendly reminder that we're a Texans state

>>77497932
If anything they'll go up as the Chargers make the wild card

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>>77504515

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Go Raiders

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>>77505422
TYBC

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>Not sure if Fantasy Football has its own thread or not, first time on /sp/
Is there any way to play Fantasy football against AI or something? Have no friends to play in a group and I don't feel like joining a public league.

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Just a quick reminder that the Bucs will win the NFC South this year.

Also, can't fucking wait for Hard Knocks.

>>77506256
play madden

Derek Carr is not a good quarterback why do people keep saying TYBC
>always plays with a clean pocket with virtually no pressure
>still can't make good throws

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>>77506350

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>>77506348
thanks friendo
i don't know else i expected

>>77506366
>haven't won a playoff game in over a decade
>defense is still shit

>@RapSheet 2m2 minutes ago
> He's back: QB Jay Cutler is coming back. Sources say he's agreed to sign with the #Dolphins.

its happening

>>77506505
Good singing

>>77506505
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

>>77506515
if cutlel takes the lophins to a super bowl all bears fans need to kill themselves

>>77506515
*signing

>>77493467
>Kaepernick
>Dolphins
His SJW retardation of "ackshjewally, Castro was good" will keep him out of Florida forever

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>lolphins

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>>77506494

if we're being honest I"m more scared of Cutler than Tanneshit

this is actually an upgrade for the squids

>>77506553
This

>>77506553
Yeah, I don't get the fuss about Tannehill. Cutler is a much better QB, he's just always had piss poor teams. Especially OLs.

>>77506494
It's going to be great when the Raiders win the AFC this year isn't it?

Cutler on the Phins lel

cutler is a genius. he found a way to escape the hell that is chicongo

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>Cutler

>>77506593
Raiders are literally going to get swept by the Chargers and chiefs

>>77506583
yes im sure it was always the OLs fault when he perfectly placed the ball in the defenders hands

hehe hey afc east :^)

>all the nigs on twitter thinking kaepershit is better than cutler
Do these niggers even watch football?

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>Jay "I really, really, really like broadcasting" Cutler

>>77506652
You have to go back.

>Cutler comes out of broadcast booth to play for the Dolphins
>kapernigger still unemployed

I love this timeline

>Cutler's deal with the Dolphins is for one year at $10 million and it includes incentives, Rapoport reported. NFL Network's Tom Pelissero adds the incentives push the contract to a max value of $13 million.

>>77506666
Quints of truth

>>77506738
>one year at $10 million
Imagine if all if you had to do was keep your mouth shut about hating cops and being a communist to make that much money

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>>77506738
>5 million less than Giraffe Glennon
>The absolute shantytown of Chicago

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A tale of two jays

>>77506764
kek

>>77506750
>quints
you ok?

Holy shit manziel in the ravens when?

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>>77506768
It's like one of these memes

>would you literally respect your country for $10000000

>>77506805
He saw one more number than there actually was.

Like how Cutler thought the deal was for $100mil.

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Salty twitter niggers coming through

>another sorry cracker gets a job over kaep
BAKA

>>77506805
Shitposting on painkillers is a bad idea, kids.

>>77506866
there's not enough irrational angry in this one

>>77506842
>>77506866
>people unironically saying Kaep is better than Cutler
Why the fuck do people who have no idea what they're talking about insist on voicing their opinions on shit? Just go away.

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>mfw Cutler now refuses to stand for the anthem

>>77506891
Go look at their career stats.

Kaepernick has the better TD INT ratio, and the better career rating

>Cutler > Kaepernick
uhhhhh
*looks at playoff wins for each QB*
o_O
W-What the heck? Kaep has more???

>>77506934
>>77506937
He got benched in favor of Blaine Gabbert. Blaine fucking Gabbert.

That is all.

>1yr 10 million

who is his agent got damn

>>77506957
That team was also a just a flat out dumpster fire. Remind me how many games gabbert won

>cryami

ahahahahahahahahaha

>>77506505

Are you ready for ESPN to be incredibly salty on Monday?

>Cutler once had Forte, Marshall, Jeffrey, and Bennett on his offense
>lolmissplayoffs
>Kaepernick capitalized on his good team by making the Super Bowl
uhhhh, Cuttards?

>[Schefter] Miami and former Bears QB Jay Cutler are finalizing a one-year deal, sources tell ESPN. Two sides are expected to hammer it out shortly

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAH. Kaepershit BTFO once again

>>77507059
>kaepernick capitalized on people having no game film of him while also having an elite defense and pounding running game

Ftfy

Unironically kaepernick>Cutler though

>>77507079
>>77507097
Not sure why you're posting correct tweets.

>>77506842
Can't wait for the massive ass pain from ESPN tomorrow.

>>77507059
Cause the defense that year was literal dogshit

Arguably worse than what the Saints have had the past few years
>two worst starting safeties in the league
>rookie linebackers already out of the league
>julius "2.5 million for every sack i get" peppers

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>>77507108
Kys kapnigger shill

>>77506978
Kaep was slightly worse at everything except total rushing yards

http://www.csnbayarea.com/49ers/eight-starts-each-comparing-kaepernick-gabbert

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>>77507125
ahhhhh yes, the legendary /pol/ argument tactics.

>>77507136
>stats from two season ago

Ebin

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>When /pol/ falseflaggers try to shit up threads

Colin Kaepernig not getting signed.

>NFL PR takes massive upswing.

>>77507005
>black people should be enslaved again to get them to do work
>FREE SPEECH DOES NOT MEAN CONSEQUENCE FREE SPEECH
>police are modern day slave patrols who are committing genocide against blacks
>RESPECT HIS FREE SPEECH

Kornheiser is such a hypocrite when it comes to stuff like this, and if I watched anything else on ESPN besides PTI, I'm sure everyone else there is just as bad.

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>>77507150
>>77507174
>yes goyim, defend kaepershit

>>77507097
>numales talking sports
stop posting this

Can we all agree that anyone who doesn't support Kaep is a racist big it that should be fired from their job?

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>>77507159
This was the only 49ers game I watched last year. Kaepernick started

>>77507174
>>77507150
>completely change behavior and beliefs after banging a BLM activist who wants to use you as a platform for her shitty views
pussy-whipped betas gotta stick together, I guess

>>77507288
Yes. Kaepernick is one of greatest qbs of all time. If you think other wise your a racist pig

I actually didnt mind Kaep not standing for the national anthem. I think it was a stupid reason why, but I think the whole USA USA USA facade at the beginning of each game is too much anyways.

But he pretty much had started to play like shit way before he forced himself into the headlines.

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>>77507315
The only QB to win with numbers like that were Tebow

>>77507288
>racist big it

@77507316
@77507210
Oddly enough at no point in this thread did I ever defend Kaepernick. I simply pointed out that once again, a false flagger tries to ruin the argument by using /pol/ as a vehicle.

>all of this drama over a busted ass washed up backup QB who isn't even in the top 20
I wouldn't sign him either, what's the fucking point

Colin stood up for human rights. Anyone who thinks he doesn't deserve a spot on an NFL team is a raciss. His skillset is on par with Peyton Manning. And he runs the wildcat well against the Packers.

If you don't agree you're a pig.

>>77507379
racist "big it"

>>77507367
Atleast know how to use the site correctly

Now back to plebbit

How good is the Dolphins offensive line?

--77507406
>Thinking this isn't intentional to deprive the fishermen of their prized (You)s

>>77507383
Das rittttte

77507108
77507150
77507174
77507288
77507383
Holy hell does Kaepernick have a Internet Defense force or something?

>>77507406
nah, too many Drumpf supporters on rebbit. Maybe you should go back cheeto boy

>>77507436
He does, by fantasy football players

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>>77507445

>Ravens undecided on hiring Kaep
>Kaep's dominatrix calls the owner a slave-master and one of the most beloved players an Uncle Tom
I just don't know why people are so against progress!!!

I mean, a person should be allowed to stand up for the oppressed without their livelihood threatened. It's personally disturbing to me that Kaep has been ostracized. He was a much better QB than Cutler. Let's be honest, if not for racism Kaep is signing with the Dolphins right now

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>>77507421
With Incognito gone, you could say it's "bully-proof"

>kaep loves castro
>honestly thinking that a florida team would want him qb

>>77507499
It seems like shareblue has a kaepernigger division now

>>77507499
...and that's the news out of liberal twitter.

>>77507488
can't imagine why they wouldn't sign him when his nappy headed gf called the owner racist and ray lewis a nigger uncle tom

>but hes not a distraction

>>77507499
You sound like one of those people who says that Chick-Fil-A is a hate-group.

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>>77507499
Epic trolling, Braeydyn, now get ready for Summer School tomorrow.

Cutler fucked up

>out of football shape
>new team with no chemistry with anyone there
>only 1 year max when tannehill comes back
>injury prone interception machine

But here is the biggest reason he fucked up

>had a cushy fox analyst job
>romo got one too
>experiment to take old QBs and throw them into the fire

He broke his commitment, and if Romo blows Cutler has NO chance next season as announcer.
More wear and tear on his body for a throwaway season while potentially throwing away his future 10+ year career in announcing.

>>77507600
>Chick-Fil-A is a hate-group.
they are

>>77507604
pls don't insult my views

>>77507600
>Chick-Fil-A is a hate-group.

No, they just donate large amounts of money to hate groups

>>77507639
>take old QBs and throw them into the fire
Anon I... don't know how to tell you this. But former football players quickly transitioning to announcing gigs is not new

>>77507669
You have to be trolling

>>77507639
His contract has a max value of $13m for this year. He won't ever have to work again.

REMINDER YOU CAN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF WOMEN, DRIVE DRUNK, AND JUST COMMIT CRIMES IN GENERAL BUT THE MOMENT YOU EXERCISE YOUR 1ST AMENDMENT RIGHTS YOU GET BLACK BALLED BY EVERY TEAM EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A BETTER QB THAN 50% OF ALL STARTING QBS

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IT'S HAPPENING LADS

>>77507383
I didn't know being able to commit a crime and not get punished was a human right

>>77507680
The level of announcing required today vs 25 years ago is much different

>>77507682
Its not about the money, its about staying in football after retirement

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>>77507683
>>77507676
>>77507669

>>77507499
>Let's be honest, if not for racism Kaep is signing with the Dolphins right now

It couldn't possibly be the fact that Cutler has played under Gase before and knows some of the offense, no sir

>>77507683
This x1000 #I'mWithKaep

>>77507406
>new fag falling for @ bait telling people to use the site correctly
Enjoying your summer break?

>>77507727
I'm gonna need you to elaborate

>>77507683
I'd express my 1st amendment right and profess Fascist views, but then again I'd lose my well paying job.

Welcome to America you liberal ass faggot.

>>77507683
If the NFL refused to hire people with criminal records, guess which race would most impacted?

Cutler will beat Rodgers in the Super Bowl.

Believe it!

>>77507772
>I'm gonna need you to elaborate

Im gonna need you to point out the former QB announcers that havent been around for 25 fucking years.
Remember that Dilfer and Steve Young just got the axe because they werent good enough.

>>77507811
Nah, he will beat Brady in the divisional round however

>>77506652
You do realize that an inability of a line to give a qb enough time to make a proper read can lead to interceptions right?

>>77507825
I can't answer that until you actually elaborate on what has changed in sports broadcasting so dramatically that recently retired players can't do it

>>77506666
As a nog I will tell you that most blacks think they're better than whites when it comes to anything despite reality painting a different picture most of the time

>>77507825
Troy Aikman.

>>77507683
>REMINDER YOU CAN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF WOMEN, DRIVE DRUNK, AND JUST COMMIT CRIMES IN GENERAL

If you're a good enough player you can get away with anything, Kaepernick is a backup at best. If Richard Sherman started taking a knee and getting into activism he'd still be highly sought after.

>>77507872
Money and advertising
They dont just shoehorn QBs into it anymore, there are other more qualified people who have been doing it for years ready to snatch it away.

>>77507950
>There are more qualified people
explain why the vast majority of football commentators are unpopular then

Reminder that Michael Vick, a convicted felon and known dog killer was given a job by an NFL team after his prison term. If that man can get a job in the NFL, it's not about race. If Colin Kaepernick can't get a job but Vick could, it's about money and ability.

>>77507964
Because watchers are retards and dont understand how hard it actually is to be the guy. When the level of announcing is so high, it allows you to nitpick little things.

Just watch any in booth interview with celebrities or owners or whatever. They always have dead air and flail around.
You would have immediately seen the difference the second Cutler would have taken the booth.

1. Cowboys 11-5
2. Giants 10-6
3. Eagles 9-7
4. Redskins 8-8

>>77508012
I mean people here understand that but black soical media is too retarded and blinded by race to see logically

>>77508012
>pre-arrest Vick - shitty nigger attitude
>post-prison Vick - humble, grateful for opportunity, team player
Vick genuinely seemed to become a better person after prison.

>>77508075
>black social media
and the white left

>>77507406
>not knowing the practice of not even giving someone the satisfaction of a (You)
Here's a (You)

Kaepernigger will never play another snap in the nfl, as it should be

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FUCKING
DICK
>dont worry pats fans, Im sure you guys can still make the wild card
just when I think this offseason cant get any worse, it goes and does a signing like this.....and TOTALLY redeems itself

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000826497/article/jay-cutler-agrees-to-oneyear-10m-deal-with-dolphins

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>>77508252

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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000826497/article/jay-cutler-agrees-to-terms-with-miami-dolphins

>Jay Cutler agrees to one-year, $10M deal with Dolphins

>Jay Cutler agrees to one-year, $10M deal with Dolphins

>Jay Cutler agrees to one-year, $10M deal with Dolphins

>Jay Cutler agrees to one-year, $10M deal with Dolphins

>>77508189
and most of the latter don't even watch sports, let alone the NFL lol

I guarantee Jay Cutler is a top 10 QB this year

>>77508322
i told you he was better than kaep and matt moore

>>77508447
With miami's o line?

>>77508108

Assrape does that to a man

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Kaepernig will never play another down in the NFL again. Cheers boys!

>>77508447
I drafted him in a 2 qb league

>>77508662
you should have gone with Steve McNair

>>77494012
Holy fuck, that projection LMAO

KYS

>>77508505

miami has an elite o line u fucking pleb

>>77507683
fuck off nigger, go cheer for your BLM boy somewhere else

>>77507964
because joe buck dumbs shit down to the lowest common denominator. aikman is just as retarded so they put them as the #1 team.

>>77507811
Holy fuck that'd be lulzworthy, and in Minnesota too ~Vikings fan

>>77507811
>rodgers
>getting past round 1

lol

>>77507811
>Rodgers making the Super Bowl

>>77509145
hes made it past the first round each of the last three years

>>77509166

> using facts in an argument

Lol

>>77509166
He used to talk to his family too
Whats your point?

>yfw Cutler and the Dolphins cuck the Pats and start a new dynasty in the AFC East
pls basedgod

Cutler and Matt Forte are now rivals

If my digits repeat patriots and cowboys both go 16-0

>>77509596

> 77

Confirmed

Also, are we now really all going to pretend that Cutler is good?

>>77509596
Nah it's the Falcons, as you will see in these digits

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Digits say the niners win 5 games this year!

>>77509659
hes better than tannehill

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digits say alshon doesnt get fucking injured again

>#Falcons announce that CB Jalen Collins will be suspended for the first 10 games of the season

Sorry Eagles fans, your own LSU DB Jalen isn't going anywhere.

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any great skyrim mods I should get guys?
I havent played it with mods before and I dont know what to get.
>36dd anime babe sex mod
no thanks.
just lore and quests and fun/cool stuff please.
to keep it sports related

who has the better year by whatever metrics you judge them by
>zeke or fournette
>cutler or stafford
>carr or rivers
>big ben or rodgers
>wilson or newton
>mariota or winston
>david johnson or leveon bell
>ODB or Julio
>Michael Thomas or Brandon Cooks
>trubisky or mahomes
>jordan howard or jay ajayi

>>77509659
>Also, are we now really all going to pretend that Cutler is good?

He is "good", he has been average to above average his whole career.
Lovie Smith and Jerry Angelo were fucking retarded, and then the revolving door or coordinators and coached later in his career nobody would succeed with.

He is the best on the market and knew Gases offense. He has a chance to be middling enough to get them back to the wild card.
Any other backup QB didnt have that chance and would have just been a lost season

>>77509826
Zeke
Stafford
Carr
Rodgers
Wilson
Winston
David Johnson
Julio
Michael Thomas
Mahomes won't play a lot if at all
Ajayi

Alright guys place your bets, who's gonna be a bust this season

>>77509964
Fournette

>>77509826
Zeke
Cutler
Carr
Rodgers
Newton
Winston
Bell
ODB
Thomas
Neither will play
Howard

>>77509810

lmao

Super Bowl Hangover confirmed

>>77506764

>He literally goes balls out

It's time.

>>77509826
>>>/v/
zeke
stafford
carr
ben
wilson
winston
johnson
julio
cooks
mahomes (for long term)
ajayi

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>Jalen Collins out for 10 weeks
It's over. 0-16 here we come

>>77507316

He destroyed his career for pussy, it's hilarious.

>>77507383

Football isn't a gibs programme.

You either compete or you can't. If you bring a shitstorm with you, you're not competing, you're fucking your team up, which is why TEBOW, who is a christian nutjob is out of the NFL.

And that guy is as white bread as it gets. Nation of Islam, Christianity, whatever your flavor of activism, you get in the way of ball, you're gone.

>>77509826
>Fournette
>Stafford
>Rivers
>Rodgers
>Wilson
>Winston
>Johnson
>Jones
>Thomas
>Mahomes
>Ajayi

>>77507919

>Implying sherman would do anything to fuck his career up

He went from ghetto gangster to sophisticated nfl frontman in course of two weeks after his shittalking blew up.

He might be a boon but he knows how to use PR machine.

>>77508108

Isn't vick trying to get a coaching job in kansas?

I know Ocho is helping out in detroit.

A lot of former great players are doing coaching understudy thing

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>>77510278
>gibs programme

>>77509964

I honest think cowgirls are going to have a much worse season now that everyone has tape on them

>>77510468
i dont really understand this tape meme

the cowboys weren't doing anything the nfl hasn't seen, it's just that they couldn't stop the running game from executing.

Talent>>>>>>Tape

>>77510507
>i dont really understand this tape meme

It stems from backup QBs and rookie QBs coming in and having marvelous performances and then shitting out the next season.
It happens time and time again.

Is it actually because of tape?
Who knows.
But its a real phenomenon