>someone scores >commentator: "that's a

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>it would be best to score a goal right before halftime
typical portuguese commentary right here, don't know if it's common anywhere else

>>77468505
England here. We get the same shit. Even if the team score to be 3-1 down instead of 3-0

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>Latin American commentator
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....

>Spanish commentator
> GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL....

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING SHITS

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>opposing national team scores
>commentary's tone changes as if someone died on the pitch

>>77468551
I love this tbqh

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>>77468505

They're called "locker room goals" here because they apparently change the mood during half-time that much.

>>77468530

I remember hearing some Arabian commentator imitate this. They managed to make it even more obnoxious.

>>77468505
German commentators do it too

They tend to call it "psychological advantage"

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>playing FIFA
>commentary cant pronounce Bale, Suarez but can pronounce literal whos

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>it's not a foul but that should have been a penalty

>The ref shouldn't have given that red so early in the game, it now ruins the match

Heard both of these last season

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>>77468600
>psychological advantage
sound familiar

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>>77468472
>commentator: That's a good time to score
>commentator 2: Is there ever a bad time to score.
>commentator: No, I don't think so.
>they both laugh like it's the funniest and most original exchange they've shared

>that ball may have been played a bit too well

>he's in and around the ______
bad enough, but then
>he's in and around the penalty spot
doesn't even make sense, you can't be in a penalty spot, nor half the other things they say. Cunts, the lot of them

>>77472998
This. Like what the fuck are they even saying?

>Dohoho, that was an excellent cross, but maybe a little too excellent for me. He should try to play a little more shitty.

>Beats the keeper but beats the post

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>>77468472

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>>77468551
>opposing national team scores
>narrator on literal suicide watch

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>if you don't buy a ticket, as they say

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>>77468551
>opposing team scores
>commentator tries to sound as neutral as possible to where you can hear him dying inside

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>>77468551
>>77476855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ7rXwLBapg

LAUGHING NOT ALLOWED

>>77468677
>playing FIFA
>losing
>commentary makes a point of telling you how shit you are and you're getting thrashed

less of that EA ffs

>>77477314
Have you considered gitting gud?

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>>77468677
>playing FIFA

>>77477326
I don't play FIFA much, mostly with the lads

>>77468505
Not here
I actually really like all the Italian commentary I've heard so far in my life, usually it's very informative and chill but also gives the right amount of excitement

>>77481370
well, i really like if you could provide some info about josephine alessio (rai news anchor) and possibly some nudes of her

>>77481370
>Italian commentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzJ4k5MwFoA

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>That didn't deserve a booking in my opinion

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>team doctor wears the medical gloves during the whole match

>>77481224
Understandable, I suppose.

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>It's a game of two halves

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>Load up PES
>Shooting Power: 98
>Kicking Power: 71

>>77468472
>Team loses
>Manager: "We scored in the wrong time"
unironically heard this some months ago

>>77468551
it happens all the time in OUR league when benfica gets smashed

>>77473032
means it was too predictable and easy to defend

whereas if it was scuffed it may confuse the goalkeeper and defenders

>>77477314
>he cant handle the banter

>>77468551
>>opposing national team scores four times in five minutes
>narrator literally can't manage to finish his words

>team loses because their strategy is dogshit
>"I think we were trying to overthink it, do too much"

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>team plays better than the visitor
>*no comment*
>team plays better than the visitor and is one goal up
>"they are the better team here"

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>>77481739
this, what the fuck are they doing over there

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>Oh my goodness, what is he doooing?

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>Team loses possession

>American Commentator

>That's one turnover for United, The Red Devils of Manchester

>German commentator
>he falls asleep

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>Watch ITV CL Coverage
>Ron Atkinson calls Marcel Desailly a "Lazy Nigger"

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>>77470466
was this autism in action?

>>77482815
>german humor

>>77476882
>YOU DON'T WIN THE RAFFLE

>>77482789
audibly laughed

>>77468472
there can be bad times to score. At least if it's a real sport for thinking men that requires real strategy.
Anybody have a webm/video of that time LeSean McCoy took a knee at the one yard line instead of scoring a TD? That was a bad time to score so he didn't, letting his team keep possession and run out the clock.