>Earth >0 (zero) Intergalactic Zorxball Championships >Thinks

>ayyy lmaos
>relevant

Kek you faggots get rekt by every planet in Andromeda on a weekly basis and chimp out by pulverising your opposition out of frustration
You're literally the niggers of space

are there any /x/-related sports stories or urban legends?

Nope

>51 super bowls
>51 earth victories

>>77447460
ever heard of space jam you fuckwit?

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>used to be afraid of aliums abducting me as a child
>even as an adult tbqh
>AYY LMAO meme comes along
>now every time I think about spooky greys trying to abduct me I literally laugh out loud

thanks four chan

>>77447535
space jam isn't spooky

How many superbowls did you pussies win?

>number of ayy lmao world cups: 0

nice """"""""world""""""" you got there

>>77447391
>zorxball
>literally 0 (zero) fans on earth

if our best athletes actually played your zlocgor slurping sport earth would destroy you every year

>0 world cups
>0 superbowls
>0 world series
>0 stanley cups
>0 basketball championship
>0 whatever the biggest cricket thing is

AYY LMAO

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who is the best ayy lmao athlete playing earthsports right now, and why is it Mesut Ozil?

>ayylmaos forgot that they were absolutely BTFO the last time they played against >us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpHXQBL03Mg

>>77447686
his cloaking device is out of control

>>77447675
>Earth sports
>Relevant

Literally 0 other planets play your shit sports

>>77447694
we are the best fucking planet you grey manlet,we don't need other sports
also we built the pyramids not you

>>77447391
The fuck is zorxball? Some kind of hentai game?

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>>77447391
I remember this cartoon based on space soccer. I believe it was on Jetix or something. Someone help me remember

>first contact with another species
>they come from a distant frozen planet
>after deciphering their language discover they also use sport for friendly competition
>because their whole planet is ice the only sport they play is hockey

Would you finally watch our league?

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>>77447688
>literally losing vs a team with Victor Moses and El Shaarawy
Ayy lmao mass suicide fucking when kek

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>>77447391
i miss this meme

>>77447716
>you will never see an ayy lmao vs finland hockey game for the survival of the human race
why live

Post yfw ayylmaos used alien technology to manipulate Hillary's campaign yet still got btfo by Trump

>>77447714
do u have more photos of that theme?

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>Earth
>0 rings

Pick both

>>77447729
>finnish goaltending
Earth is doomed

>>77447768
>his planet doesn't have 8 rings
How can other planets even compete?

>>77447777
very interesting digits indeed

>>77447777
>digits of truth
Finland BTFO

>>77447777
BULJU :DDDD

>>77447777
Not on my watch

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>>77447883

>>77447768
>muh rings
put Saturn up against Jupiter one-on-one and see who wins

>>77447391
># of ayylmao world cups
># of ayylmao super bowls
># of ayylmao stanley cups
># of ayylmao world series
># of ayylmao NBA championships
># of ayylmao grand slams
># of ayylmao olympic gold medals

>world series
>doesn't include teams from alternate realities
ISHYGDDT

>>77447391
fuck you faggot our planet has 51 Super Bowls how many do u have?/?

>>77447768
>more rings than anybody else
>most moons than anybody else

name one (1) reason Saturn isn't the GOAT

>>77447604

Think about what would have happened if the monstars won.

>>77452776
>mickey mouse bowls

>>77447714
Galaktik Football?

It had one or two Ks in the Galactic I think.

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>>77447757
What? pirates?

>watch the Intergalactic Zorxball finals
> players sucking each other's jagons every two minutes
nice """"""sport""""""

>>77447729
>finland
rip earth

>>77447784
>Saturn has 8 rings
>8 of them have an asterisk

>>77447391
>look up zorxball standings
>see Uranus at the bottom

why is Uranus so shit, guys?

>>77447391
ayyyyy senpai

>>77447723
Film title?

>>77447460
I consider throwing a no hitter on LSD a paranormal story

>0 (zero) mind levitation sports

Earthlings are literally the niggers of the Solar System.

>>77462587
It's from X Files

I think Jose Chung's From Outer Space

>>77462690
Thanks.

>jupiter poaching all the young asteroids entering the system
>yfw they already have more than 60 moons contracted
>ZFP still looking the other way

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>77447714
kinda recent (past 5 years) or older?

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>>77447686

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>>77447391
>about to win the league, playing against 2nd place team
>2 point lead over opponents in the zorxball table
>its our year la, its comin home la
>nothing can go wrong
>YOUR CAPTAIN... HE FOOKIN SLIPS
>cant get the 3 points
>lose every week from that defeat
>lose the title race.

Nice tinpot league. i for one, will not be watching it

>>77461286
heh

>>77463174
ayyyy