>Dads on one of his 'I could've made it as a pro

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I'm glad I have a successful, down to earth, supportive father who doesn't ramble on or dwell about his past failures. I couldn't imagine having a dead beat drunk dad who takes his many insecurities out on his family because he knows he is a worthless piece of shit.

My dad's getting on in years, but we still go to a few baseball games and maybe a football game very year.

>>77424243

Heh. My Dad played Guard in High School but got hurt and didn't make it to the college level. Still has back issues from it.

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>>77424243
>mfw simple injuries as teenagers ruins americans lives because their healthcare is unaffordable

>>77424243
bet he could throw a football over them mountains

>>77424396
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

>loser faggot fathers of anons who dwell on the attention they had in a time where they couldnt legally drink
Embarrassing. No wonder most of you Amerisharts in this board are pathetic subhuman sacks of shit who masturnate to circus niggers - you literally had no positive father figures. It really makes me ponder.

>>77424351
>>77424438
>posts weeb frog images on a taiwanese puppetry trading forum
>deluded himself into thinking he had a good upbringing
wew

>>77424243
>dad played for and coached various local clubs with success and is well beloved everywhere
>exploding knees with 36
>I'm about to follow in his footsteps
>exploding knees last week aged 25

To be continued

man it would suck to have a Chad Dad. mine was a drug abuser like me.

>>77424503
>man it would suck to have a Chad Dad
why?
>mine was a drug abuser like me.
mine, too and I didn't like it. I'm not using drugs

>>77424463
>blaming the dad
pretty sure it's entirely on those lifeless fucks

>>77424503
hey at least he wasn't a child abuser

>my dad was a manlet and played soccer and is now a well adjusted man with a kind wife
>my friend's dad played football and is tall and is now bitter with a fuck with a bitch wife
I guess this semen slurping sport IS for me...

>>77424583

high expectations

if you have a loser dad you have nobody to disappoint

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>mfw he reminds for the 100th time that he beat mark spitz in college and could've won gold if he wasn't disqualified in the olympic trials for an illegal kick turn

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>it's a dad is passive aggressive about you quitting hockey as a kid episode

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>>77424243
>son, you should do/learn/accomplish X, it's very important
>so how come YOU never did that, dad?
>M-MUH IRON CURTAIN MUTHAFUGGA
>that ended 25 years ago though
>BUT MUH GOMMUNISM FUGGEN GOMMIES REEEE

every
fucking
time

>>77424965
What does he say?

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based

>millennials will never grow up watching this

>>77424243
I'm surprised you still have a dad, since most black fathers just run from their families.

>>77425404
Fuck of Jamal I'm whiter than 70 percent of ur country

>>77424243
At least he has an intact brain now

>>77425599
You're not whiter than me.

>>77425253
My dad does the opposite

>son, why don't you do X
>well because-
>I GREW UP IN A COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP AND I ACCOMPLISHED ALL THIS WHY CAN'T YOU

>>77425404
Reminder that if you say something like that in public you will go to jail.
Reminder that the best writer of your country is black
Reminder that the best mathematician of your country is mixed
Reminder that the best composer of your country is mixed
Reminder that the best athlete of your country is black
Reminder that most of the best anything in your country are mixed/black
Reminder that I'm mixed and I'm probably smarter than you and >>77425599

My step dad won a Grey Cup and Vanier Cup (was also MVP). The rest of his family are medaled winter Olympians.

>tfw didn't get step dads jeans

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>Dad's on one of his "You did great this season but you need to focus on school" rants
I'm not even good, based dad.

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>Uncle actually played in the NFL for a year before retiring and starting his own plumbingsupplies business

>>77424476
>Dads knees exploded at 20
>My knees exploded at 15
Should I just tell my children to avoid sports?

>tfw I'm gonna be that Dad after I've torn my ACL twice playing college football

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>TFW could of been Nermans father if I just fucked that Brazilian tranny

>>77426540
it doesn't work like that

>dad's drunk and beating the shit out of me again and yelling i'm a faggot bc i wear tight jeans and don't play football like him, then beating me harder if i cry

My dad scored 4 touchdowns in one game

>>77426598
based dad

>>77426598
you sound like a faggot

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>tfw dad lost his leg when I was 12
>it was my fault because I got stuck in a small tree and he tried to help me down, but he accidentally pulled the tree down and it fell on his leg and shattered badly
>tfw he used to love hiking
>now he is fat, obese, never moves from his chair
>makes money selling knock off replica football shirts on ebay
>doesn't pay tax
>tfw he pretends to like me but I can tell he hates me
>he calls me 'tree climber'
>once a month or so he goes for a 14 minute on crutches walk down the road and takes a picture of every single tree he finds then prints them and glues them to my bedroom walls and tells me to climb them like I did as a boy
>tfw he usually hammers sharp metal into the wall behind the pictures so I will cut myself removing them
>tfw I ruined his life
>have heard him crying at night
>tried to apologise once for taking his leg
>he threw his laptop at my head and called me a worthless bastard
>tfw once caught him in the bathroom trying to make a new leg out of 1994 USA replica shirts made in China

>>77424396
They ruin your playing career regardless.
>He thinks he's gonna play high level ball with a previously torn acl.

>schizophrenic mother screaming all day long for years now
How do I move?

>I was better than 80% of the current premier league! I had trials at Wimbledon and Palace but i liked drinking too much!
cheers dad

>>77426970
How does that work anyways? Do you get picked during highschool and have a couple tryouts or what?

>>77426861
How did the bathroom experience go?

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>>77424351
Hey! Saw you were using a female pepe and thought maybe you might actually be one of the rare females we get around here. Just wanted to say welcome! I know the banter (soccer expression) can get a little much around here, but we're all glad to have you. If you'd rather talk outside this board about the issues you face, I'd be happy to exchange some emails with you.

Cheers and happy trolling ;)

My dad never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

>my face when dad was a mid tier professional surfer and never really moved on
He still does commercials but the fucker is old.

>>77428090
AJ?

>>77424243
I could've lead a team to 3 Superb Owls already if I wasn't so high all the time in high school.