>PSG gonna sign Nerman as a free agent, perfectly cucking

>>77407695
>still fail to win ligue un

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>>77407695
Tell me one team, besides Barcelona, that thinks this move is a bad idea.

>>77407695
>31/7 UEFA announces they will investigate neymar's transfer to psg
ayyy it's beginnning

>>77407706
UEFALONA

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>>77407706

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>>77407739
>>77407792
mfw psg get a transfer ban and no cl for 5 seasons due to FFP fraud after spending +500m in nerman

>>77407823
sorry my little Barça customer, but it won't happen

i would still rather watch stoke vs west brom

>>77407857
>mohammed already shitting himself
it's going to be hilarious, think of it like an extended football ramadan lmao

>>77407823
can't happen, anybody can buy nerman clause.

fuck the FFP, it only exists to protect the big clubs from having new rivals

who gives a fuck, french teams are never winning a CL

>>77407881
the premier league is trash but it is the most entertaining league

>>77407948
lmao please get a clue before taking part in this conversation

i dont see it as a bad thing, nermans DAD has earned more than messi since nerman joined barca

let that sink in.

neymar litearlly just wants money, endless money. Thats not someone you want in your team.

Hopefully PSG will now be linked with the likes of paulinho and literally who brazilians instead of barcelona

for that amount of money they should have bought messi instead, he's the good one

>>77407909
>implying the towelheads won't buy uefa

>>77407961
not wanna go full /pol/ but you sound like a deluded hillary supporter after trump won

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>>77407961
You'r soooo butthurt it's absolutely not funny.

seems unlikely because then whats to stop every single club doing every transfer like that?

>>77408005
>b-b-but a-anybody can pay nerman's clause, FFP doesn't matter
>threatening to go 'full /pol/'
lmao it's obvious you suffer some sort of mental retardation, unsurprisingly common among northern africans like yourself

>>77407823
>Nerman pays 200m by himself
>gets 300m by qatari fund as a world cup ambassador
>nothing in PSG books

FPP is a joke

>>77408048
money?

>>77408048
Remember when 100m € seemed like a lot of money?
That was less than a year ago

>>77408048
not every club has a country's government willing to pay the transfers of the club, and any additional bribes, so far the only examples are psg and halal madrid, coincidentially both muslim clubs

>>77408049
qatar found legal loopholes. qatar pays neymar for being an ambassador for the world cup, neymar buys his own clause, he's free.

you sound desperate

>Nerman moves to Barcelona via dodgy transfer to dodge taxes
>Barca get mad when someone uses legal loopholes to screw them out of Nerman

>>77408051
>psg owner is also the president of the Qatar Investment Authority, the national fund of Qatar that decides how the country spends its money
>Qatar decides to spend 300m on neymar so he can pay his clause to join psg
lmao I'm sure this won't be considered FFP fraud, of course not, stevie wonder is on the case

neymar will go to psg and psg will be penalised for it

>>77408107
oh yeah and Messi and Ronaldo will go to jail for numerous years for tax fraud.
keep dreaming

>>77408057
I still remember when there were rumors of Lionel Messi getting bought by Chelsea like 2 years ago and the transfer price for him was something like £1.5 billion
£100m doesn't seem like that much anymore these days

>>77408068
>>77408107
ayy still clueless, ahmed

>Nerman earns 300M to be the embassador of the WC 22
>Uses the money to buyout his contract
>zero fucks gives

ayyy lmao uefalona

>>77408061
spot the barca bitch

>>77407951

last year Monaco was better than any english sides since 2011

>still not signed and Neymar already causing trouble for PSG
hahahah and he still hasn't started to get carded on purpose so he can go on vacation in the middle of the season

>>77408155
that was Romario you idiot

>>77407972
But Barca are the ones linked to Paulinho and literally who brazilians

>>77407972
Plus he's Brazilian and we know he liked to party so you know this isn't gonna end well; ask dinho!

>>77408107
lol

also, as sidenote, when did this meme about Coutinho being good enough to play at Barca start?

i know scouse faggots hyped him up like crazy, as they always do whenever they have a player thats anything above average. but people started actually believing it?

>>77407706

Didn't they investigate his move from Santos because that was illegal too?

>>77408135
Kek how will Scatalans ever recover

>>77408171
Actually, I believe the meme started when Neymar wanted to have a word about who played at Barça.
So he wanted to play with Verratti, Barça tried to buy the dyke, but were denied by PSG. Then Neymar made a move towards PSG, and to counter this, Barça hyped Coutinho, because he's Nerman's buddy.
I doubt Coutinho will ever play for Barça, as 1. Liverpool won't sell him, and 2. Neymar certainly doesn't have good things to say about this team

>>77408183
ssshhhhh

>>77408157
>this clueless
hahahahah get ready for the brazilian 'lifestyle' and all those 'accidental' yellow cards that allow neymar have longer vacations that the rest of the squad and end up leaving the team without necessary players

it wasn't romario that missed the bernabeu game this season with the league title on the line

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>QSG will pay half a billion to the team that humiliated them for the decades to come
Tell me /sp/, how many 6-1 can you buy with that amount of money?

>>77408183
barcelona was cleared of any charges and wrongdoings claimed by santos on the neymar transfer literally days ago, like last week or the previous one

>>77408229
>UEFALONA getting away with shady business

how schoking

>>77408155
Neymar loves his sister and wants to be there for her birthday. I don't see how its his fault that Messi meme can't beat Celta without him.

>>77408215
barcelona will only get 222m if there's no negotiation, the rest of the +500m will be french taxes + agent fees + player wages

>>77408239
>I don't see how its his fault that Messi meme can't beat Celta without him.

you mean Deportivo

>>77408239
I don't see any problem either now that neymar will 'play' for psg

>>77408239
incest is a sin

>>77408214
and the boot changing

Realistically PSG are going to be stuck with a diva up front.

I cant wait for his implosions when PSG get molested in CL by Juve or Bayern

>Barcelona has to pay €26m to Neymar Sr. next Monday as a signing bonus from the contract his son signed last year

ayyy lmao catacuks

>>77408271
Has a big club ever gotten more BTFO than Barca have? This literally all began when they thought PSG were Arsenal and they could bully them into selling Verratti.

What a historic backfire.

>>77408271

agents are a mistake

What is stopping clubs from directly negotiating with the player and leaving agents dead in water?
I mean, if you are a huge club and players lust after the wages they will get by going there, why not promise them a bit more money (still less than the agent fee) and give the middle finger to the agent?

>>77408278
PSG is a close second after the 61
Someone should add both to the JUSTice league

>>77408281
because theyre all idiots

>>77408278
The lesson is you don't irritate a sheikh with endless oil money
Verrati had to apologize in an ISIS style video

Is it a dan dil?

Is Nerman going?

>>77408281

Agents protect the player. Clubs will try to lowball and scam players.

>>77408356
Sources reliable for PSG saying it will be official within days

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>>77408278
>Has a big club ever gotten more BTFO than Barca have? This literally all began when they thought PSG were Arsenal and they could bully them into selling Verratti.
>What a historic backfire.
Based

>nerman and alves wins the CL for la terrestre

How salty will the sea turn in uefalona?

>>77408356
Neymar still at barca on 31st -> big fidelity bonus (topkek)
medical in doha tomorrow with the emir
Big show in Paris wednesday
he gets his leg broken this weekend

>>77408590
better paris than madrid

kek spaniards are panicking, france is pillaging spain just like they pillaged shitty indios

>>77408281
Because most players are retarded and have no clue how much money they can actually make.

Smelly arabs spending half a billion on a over-hyped monkey, just what can go wrong?

>>77408699
and algeria is pillaging you

>>77408281
agents shouldn't get percentage money from transfers
they should be like lawyers

>>77408699
kek this, catacuck are in full damage control

>>77408590
they already won CL for barcelona, alves more than once

>pay +500m for a player
>not even in the top 5 best players in the world
mmm is there something they are not telling about this transfer? looks like some money laundering scheme

>>77408753
just like you did to sign in him the first place ayyyy lmao

if money won you games PSG would have already won something relevant but they haven't. can't even win a one horse race. PSG is an even bigger joke than the Manchester clubs and that means something.

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Lmaoing at Barcelona rn tb h

>>77408768
That's retard. PSG's most expensive signing was less than 60M, almost the same amount City paid for Walker.

>>77408760
>you did sign him
who, Atletico? jajajaa pobre subnormal

not everybody that finds this transfer a scam is a Barcelona or PSG fan

>>77408792
jajaja cry more kid, you aint getting costa either. enjoy one more year being cucked by your biggest rival

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>>77408769

Lmoing @ Barca since three years tßh

Holy shit look at this. News from 2016

http://www.goal.com/en/news/11/transfer-zone/2016/10/10/28327542/revealed-psgs-top-secret-200m-deal-to-sign-neymar-next

im a fan of psg since like 2008 when my dad went to paris for a business trip and bought me a makelele shirt. do i count as a fan in your eyes french?
Also we need a centerback asap. David Luiz Thiago Silva and back up Marquinhos was fine with Kimpembe as the 4th, but Kimpembe doesn't give me security as the 3rd CB.

Wingers we are stacked. Draxler , Lucas Moura , Jese , Neymar , Di maria. I expect
Lucas or Jese , or most possibly both to leave
8-6: Verrati - Motta - Rabiot - Matuidi stacked

Id go for Draxler at the 10 position and keep him , and just sell one from the Lucas/Jese. Lo Celso back up in 10th/wings

Cavani is fine up front but we could easily find someone cheap to give him more time to relax.

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>>77408822
Ver nice

>>77407695
You're still French though or most likely Arabic

>>77408782
>implying nerman is worth much more
they are paying 500M because of some qatari sheikh's vanity
a club run like that is going nowhere

>>77408826
>goal dot com
Broken clock something something

>>77408902
>qatari sheikh's vanity
>Bayern president went to prison
>club run like that is going nowhere
kek enjoy another year without CL

>>77408957
kek this

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>posted 6 minutes ago

What did he mean by this?

>>77408957
you too, plasticboy.

>>77408973
>plasticboy
why plastic ? do you believe psg was a non club before qatar money ? how clueless are you ?

>>77408957
i have seen psg play often enough
there is something pathetic about them nerman won't fix

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>>77408988
it was a non-club indeed you french ape.

>a team finally has enough money to cuck Barcelona

I love this

>>77409010
why so butthurt ? we don't even think about you

>>77409030
you replied to my post >>77408768 ,remember? now stop talking to me you subhuman.

>€500m for the instagram Kerlon

>€500m for the brazilian Carlos Vela

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>>77409054
BRING IT ON GETMANY

>>77408281
Why would the players want this? They get much more money with agents. Big clubs don't mind the agent fee either.

>>77408768
Chelsea took like 7 years to win CL despite having much better starting conditions and experience playing in a more competitive league. So far PSG is doing fine, there is time. Besides, they will have a huge advantage due being located in the best city in the world.

>>77409061
Neymars PR value is what makes this transfer rather cheap. Hues are on his dick and his media presence is bound to rise further, which will get more presence to PSG. Shit, I bet more people know him than the club he's going to.

>>77407695

>PSG used to be an elite racist hooligan club
>now its a nu-male shitskin club
ugh!

so who are /ourguys/ in Ligue 1 these days?

>>77409054
kek no french flag responded to this post, are you high ?

>>77409104
Saint-Étienne la

Winning Ligue 1 is like winning U-21 tournament. Yeah nice, but no one really cares.

>>77409228
like bundesliga and serie a

>>77409236
At least Bundesliga and Serie A teams make it past round of 16 in CL

>>77409250
like EPLEL then

>>77409250
PSG tend to reach the quarters, and Lyon did fine in Europa league.

Each is a one team league in the end these days and only Seria A seems to improve.

>>77409250
psg went in quarter final 4 years in a row.

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>>77407695
As a Halal customer it makes me feel great Ahmed, now La Liga is already gifted to Halal for the next 3-5 seasons.

>>77409257
Not really because the Premier League actually means something.

>>77409282
yeah it means being cucked in the CL

>>77409264
Any team that is motivated can go far in Europa league, the semi-finals were literally Celta Vigo and Ajax.

>>77409267
Yeah and also had the most humiliating exit I've ever seen in CL.

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>>77408244
No, Celta. Fuck Deportivo

>>77409321
That game was great, Ter Stegen did this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFkgnnG_M3Y

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>>77409277
*blocks your path*

>>77407695
The Qataris are actually the ones doing this for PSG
Qatar (QSI) are doing this for PSG
You disgusting mudslime piece of shit

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>>77409398
give them their signings and nobody gets hurt

>>77409408
This is Rorisme guy is scary.

>>77408281
They do tell them to fuck off sometines though. Cologbe did that with Modestes agents

>>77409463
Leipzig cucked the shit out of Forsberg's agent. That was glorious.

>>77407695
that the world has gone mad, mostly

but I guess in 5 years it will be commonplace to see some bonglish clubs paying 250 millions transferts for the next 17 years old Ousmane MBarpbélé from Monaco, all through 14 screen-societies/edge funds/investment funds from the Caiman islands and 4 agent offices from Maldivia

>>77408135
What if then he refuses to go to PSG and sign back to Barcelona?

>>77408270
they're used to it after years of Ibra

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>not even official yet and uefalona are already literally shaking and ready to use his master uefa to push for an investigation even if they get paid nermans fee.

And they say halal is scum...

>>77409577
then the diversity cells residing in catalunya will make hillsborough look like a fucking joke

>>77409924
cringe

>money equals success

This cum guzzling sport isn't for me.

based PSG getting the mesques SEETHING

about time the tables were turned

>>77409980
>one rich superclub is better than another for reasons

2 clubs to hate instead of 1, progress?

>Barca get hundreds of millions to buy multiple world class players
>Piss$G stuck with overrated hue monkey that has literally gotten worse each season after the treble season.
Barca are literally laughing to the bank. Yeah losing Nerman is somewhat of a blow but they can easily replace him with two of Mbappe/Dybala/Dembele + more cash for another midfielder like Coutinho.

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Is there a psg version of pic related?

>>77410045
where did this meme that coutinho was good enough for barcelona even come from?

>>77410061
He's not going to be the main man but he's going to become a better midfielder playing with Messi and Busquets unlike dogshit Liverslip players.

>>77409408
This is funny because Corsicans used to be the biggest terrorists in France and still keep gunning each other for control of the extortion market on the island. Not that it makes PSG any less shitty.

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>>77410052

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>>77410366

>>77410380

>one scudetto please

post yfw nerman pays his fee with psg money and gets signed by madrid for free

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Lads:
>Try to bully PSG stealing Verrati
>Ended bullied by PSG and losing what was meant to be the top player of the world in 2 years
You cant make that shit Up

where are 'se queda' dumb posters now ?

>>77410082
>He's not going to be the main man but he's going to look better in midfield playing with Messi and Busquets and scoring a million goals against FC Deckchair

ftfy

>>77410061
He's better than any of their current midfielder. "Good enough for Barcelona". What the fuck is this meme? They have shit players everywhere.

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>>77409620

How's this going down with PSG fans?

I don't think nerman is rated as highly over here so I'm kinda surprised they're spending so much on one player

>>77411584
i unironically believe it's just dick contest between qatar psg and dubai city owners

>>77408122

that was just a stupid rumour
the ammount of money psg is about to spend in this transfer + the salary is atrocious

>>77411584
Neymar would be the best player in the PL, how is he not highly rated?

>>77411584
He's the only available BIG signings left. Messi, Ronaldo, Griezeman and Pogba aren't going anywhere and guys like Suarez simply don't have the brand.

>>77411800
For one, he is a great player, I don't like him but he's easy top 10 in the world, more importantly is how fucking popular he is. PSG want to be known as a big team, so they need big signings and not going for rejects of other clubs like City did for years. 200m and couple millions for his salary are nothing for our human rights abusing oil friends but priceless for the brand of PSG.

>>77407909
> Flag
> A litteral caliphate

Why so sour, because Martel btfo'ed your ancestors in 732?

>>77409054
> No Frenchfag replies to the post he links to

Krautism...

>>77409054
The autism containment city of Germany

>>77411584
Rank top world players?
1./2. Messi/Ronaldo
3. Who else besides Neymar? He's captain of Brazil NT and an absolute beast when he wants
4. ?
5. ?
2bh I fail to see players having the stardom power of these 3. Nobody comes close.
Qataris make the smart move here investing on Neymar, while Messi and Ronaldo will be gone in 5 years, Neymar will still be there. He has 5 years to win an UCL with PSG and Ballon d'Or
He'll sale the Qatar WC despite it being utter non-sense. Like he did a bargain with the devil.

>>77413130
0. LCIM

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>PSG breaks FFP rules
>transfer ban
>CL ban
>both 5 years each
>players leave because they want champions league
>Monaco continues to sell its best players
>Nice continues to build up squad
>Nice wins ligue 1
>wins champions league
>continues to dominate Ligue 1
>arabs sell PSG
>drops to 6th division
>tfw you suck all because you wanted one player

>>77407704
Halal because PSG have a better chance of denying them the 3peat

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>>77410045
>implying it would be possible to buy at least 2 of them with nermans buyout

HAHA, neither Monaco or Juve would sell their players for anything less than 60% of Neymar's buyout, they know Barca is stuffed with money and absolutely desperate. Then Barca would have to pay $120m in Membpe who ever achieved like half of a fucking season. It would be dumbest transfer ever to pay >$100m in any of those players.

>>77410599
Did that selfie influence the betting odds on Nerman leaving?

wtf I want Pique investigated now

Wait a minute.

Barcelona can buy players from all corners of the world, destroying multiple teams.

PSG can't do the same? Fuck you, UEFAlona.

>You're a doctor for Nernan's medical and detect a career ending anomaly
Wat do

>>77408149
spot the chicano

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It's ok guys. Nermans gonna be a flop. This is nices year

>>77409577

Then Al-Qaida will expand in south America

>>77414306
>>77409910

Barca have got to have the worst most incompetent board for transfers. If you're gonna sell Nerman, you should have strong armed them for Verratti to be included.

>>77419496
Its not a transfer between clubs so they can't.

There are two types of players in this world

The man who is a legend with his feet, Messi

The man who is a marketing product, Ronaldo and Neymar

>>77409250
Monaco went to the semis this year and quarters two years ago
Lyon made it to the semis of Europa League
And apart from this year PSG always make it to the quarters of CL

The only teams that almost always get koncked off CL at round of 16 are, unironically, english teams.

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>QSG will pay half a billion to compete against the mighty Guingamp and Strasbourg once they're out of Europe

>>77419737
>implying there are not small teams in every other league
I think our league is quite OK: Monaco - OM - OL - ASSE - Girondins - Nice and the odd meme team that happens every year

>>77419746
Lille will be the odd meme team with Bielsa

Since he joined barca, nermans dad has earned more than messi

That tells you all you need to know.

He's not going there to win titles or win the balondor, he's going for endless money

It may seem like a great transfer as you have deep pockets, but you'll be linked with the likes of paulinho and literally who's from Brazil to please nerman, and if nerman Sr can milk Barca (who don't have as much money) PSG are in for a real treat

>>77419726
Leicester made the QFs last season. Man City made the semis the year before. Chelsea made the semis 2 years before that as well as Man Utd in the QF. So once in the last 4 years. Stupid African.

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>>77407695
why french people smoke so much?

>>77419767
Or Nantes with Ranieri

>>77419786
because they smell

>>77407704
>Serrão has risen to become an international meme
Damn... better than Marcelo

Barca are the real winners here.

>>77419834
>using the money to buy paulinho
>winner

>>77419847
youve have been a bamboozled haha

If they sign an "ambassador" nerman, is UEFA gonna accuse PSG of something?

>>77407695
Petro is $50 a barrel. Those rich arabs better watch themselves, when the money runs out and the social handouts are taken away. They're as good as dead.