>he imagines himself scoring the winning goal for his team

follow your dreams, anon

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>he imagines himself going to /sp/ and posting APOLOGIZE with a locker room selfie as the thread image after scoring a hattrick

>>77407299
I'm only 32, I can still make it if I train seriously r-right?

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>>77407299
>he doesn't imagine himself ever ceasing to be a dumb phoneposting frogposter

>>77407308
I would do this.
I would also make do you rate me and am I elite threads.

>>77407315
Just do like Renato Sanches

When I was younger I dreamed of having a combined career as a football player and a drummer. My dream was playing the CL final and the half time show at the same time.

>>77407324
is this the power... of German efficiency?

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>>77407299
>He imagines going on YouTube and watching compilations of his goals set to stock edm
>He imagines going on /sp/ and posting timestamped pics of him in the locker room to prove that he browses there
>He imagines hordes of qt's wanting to be his gf

>>77407348
>he imagines having a great life and still posting on 4chan
things don't add up

Even worse, I imagine myself having the superpower of being able to slow down time and read opponents' incoming moves, so that I can score the winning goal by dodging all 11 players and doing impossible moves so that the announcer and viewers think I must be some sort of god.

....a-anyone else?

>he imagines posting on spee without being stalked by that Brazilian muslim obsessed poster

>he imagines tackling Messi down and then giving him a hand to stand up and apologizing with full fair-play

>>77407358
you're not alone

>>77407358
i imagine doing 1-2 with the defenders leg, throw in a few nutmeg 1-2's for style points
apparently pele did manage to do the first one

>he imagines himself screaming the name of his special kick "Cannon Shot!" as he scores the winning blooter of the WC final
>he imagines stopping a penalty in overtime after the goalkeeper has been expulsed and he has to take his place
Being a kid was fun.

>I imagine being at the stadium when my team wins the CL final (again)

I'm a simple guy

>he imagines playing a killer song on stage in front of his high school, even though he left high school 10 years earlier

>A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.
Makes your pebbles rattling...

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>>77407308
tha's pretty cool desu

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>>77407967
STOP

>>77407299
>He didn't create a character with his name in PES 6 with all stats to 100, able to play in all positions, having stars in dribbling and practically everything else, and being ambidextrous.
>He didn't add it to Barça after two seasons in Juventus, saving a corner goal in the line on his first game
>He didn't play just as him setting the camera settings as close as possible, making the game lag and adding appeal to the already long game duration and the highest difficulty settings
>He didn't play several seasons with it, even stopping one penalty from Tsunaldo to the center and the reflected shot, which wouldn't have been possible without maximum speed stats
>He didn't add that one Halal friend of his that got his career fucked up in real life after an injury to the game and played against him

>>77408745
Eh, it was 2008 and the stats capped at 99, I am pretty sure of. DKZedit was awesome

>>77407967
>he also does this knowing he is not proficient in any musical instrument at all

>he imagines himself posting on /sp/ BTFOing people and getting tons of "yous" and "keks" with frog images

>be walking past stadium during game of some sport or other
>anon! we're a man short. we need you!

I think this will happen sooner or later

>>77407358
M-me too, but being the most perfect goalkeeper ever.

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>he imagines himself (a young, prolific striker) having his professional debut in 2005/2006 season at Vitória de Setúbal
>he imagines himself winning the Portuguese Cup and Supercup that season, also being the portuguese league top scorer
>he imagines himself being signed by spartak moscow in 2006 (managed by Van Gaal) at the age of 18, just after finishing high school, with a starting salary of 1.2 million euros per season
>he imagines himself raising the club to the next level, winning the UEFA cup in 2007, the UCL in 2010, 2 two European supercup, the Intercontinental Cup and 3 domestic treebles between 2006 and 2010
>he imagines himself getting his contract renewed for another 5 seasons, this time at 3 million euros per season. now living for 4 years in Russia, he imagines himself being fluent in the Russian language and culture. being ignored by his own country, he's invited to play for the Russian NT
>he imagines himself being received with wide skepticism at first, but the memorable qualification to Euro 2012 without any ties or losses proves he is a great asset to the Russian NT. Russia managed to get to the semi-finals of Euro 2012 and an honorable 3rd place at 2014 World Cup, with plenty of goals scored by me
>Meanwhile at club level, he imagines himself winning another 3 domestic treebles between 2011 and 2016, two Europa leagues in 2013 and 2014, two UCLs in 2011 and 2016 (halal gets an humiliating defeat at this one) and some European supercups/Club world championships
>he imagines himself being the pivotal force in the Euro 2016 qualification. the big tournament has arrived at last
>he imagines himself cruising the group stage and knocking the powers of germany, france and italy until the final against portugal it's reached

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>>77409847
w-what happens in the final?

>>77407967
I'm ashamed of how often I think about this

>>77407967
only one of these things i sometimes do, because we actually used to perform music in high school. i always chickened out even though i was probably the only one who could play guitar properly

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>>77409847
>he imagines himself scoring an hattrick against the country that never cared for him. while penaldo is crying, i'm taking pictures with my wife (darya lozhkina, a girl from yekaterinburg) and our son. we met in 2013, married in 2014 and our son was born in 2015
>after all this glory, he imagines himself winning the 2016 Balon d'Or and the FIFA player of the year award
>after all this success, he signs a new and final contract with spartak until 2022, earning 6 million euros per season
>2017 is another successful year, as he imagines himself winning another domestic treeble and the Confederations cup in his home country
>he also imagines himself now living in a nice house in the Rublevo-Uspenskoe area with his loving wife and son
>finally, he imagines himself being a pivotal character in philanthropy, helping Russia's less fortunate ones and being a patron of the arts and sports

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>he imagines himself winning the F1 championship so hard that he even narrates all the races on the season on f1 2016

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>he imagines himself with a loving and devoted gf

>>77409847
>>77409974
What the fuck is this?

>>77409988
>he imagines himself scrapping onto the podium of his home gp in a backmarker car

>>77407358
i imagine myself having the power to stop time to have sex with every cute girl i see on the street

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>He imagines himself having a gf
>He imagines himself having friends

>he imagines himself slipping on the most important match of his life and losing the league

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>he imagines himself getting multiple (you)'s as that gives little importance to his sad existence

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>he imagines him breeding his sister.

>>77410289

>>77407299
>>he imagines himself scoring the winning goal for his team during the extra time of a UCL final
Fatnaldo
>>he imagines himself scoring a hattrick against RM at Santiago Bernabeu and receiving a standing ovation when subbed
Pique
>>he imagines himself scoring the final penalty of the WC final
Messi
>>he imagines himself winning the Ballon d'Or
Nerman

I imagine being the president of the world and banning soccer

>>77410648
>yfw trump makes soccer the national sport of the usa

>>77410121
a 28 year old self-diagnosed aspie with ocd

>>77407332
kek

i imagine myself doing good in uni

>>77407315
French Vardy

I do that and then I parlay my fame into marrying Katie Ledecky and becoming the president of a train company because I like trains.

>>77407358
Yep

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>>77407308
>he imagines scoring the winning goal in the soccer world cup then saying "this sport is pretty boring" in the post-game interview

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>>77407324
kek

>>77407358
Wouldn't that ruin it for you? You wouldn't be thought of as a great athlete, but as a literal superhero. People would be angry at you for not using your powers for good.

>imagining winning on penalties
???

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>He imagines himself fighting for the world title belt and knocking out the champion as everyone cheers you on

>>77410253
not hard to achieve

>>77410321
this one is though

>>77407358
This but also being the wealthiest and most handsome man in the world
I imagine myself in talking shows teaching everyone how to behave and finally revealing my powers and ruling the world with an iron fist, declaring myself emperor and conquering the stars

>he imagines himself having a gf

>>77409974
>we met in 2013, married in 2014 and our son was born in 2015
kekd

>he imagines winning that one argument he had 10 years ago by running through his head on a daily basis how he should have reacted

>he imagines himself getting dubs
>it becomes real

>>77412872
Alas it will stay a dream

>he imagines himself going back in time to stop school shooters by befriending them and showing them there is still some hope left in the world for them

>>77407967
fuck, you got me

>he imagines if every song he listens to is his UFC walk-out song

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>>77412906
for you, perhaps

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>>77410136
>he imagines himself winning the championship home and getting lifted om both rivals shoulder on the podium

>>77410289

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>he imagines

>he imagines being the literal GOAT then browsing /sp/ where everyone shits on you while they propagate meme sportsmen as being elite

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>>77412346
Will it ever be good again bear bro?

>>77413405
>not imagining being the meme sportsman beloved on spee

>he imagines himself being a very underrated player and going on sp to tells others how underrated you are