LADIES AND GENTLEMEN Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBHWoZMAylE
>ywn be Gregg Zaun
J.A Happ dealin K's after a leadoff dub
PARKER Brigwell dealin junkball to glorious popouts
1 2 3 4 I DECLARE A PITCHING WAR
>justin smoak is unironically better than EE
hai OP
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CsXLNd5xmE
How do you go from this...
>>77349413
To this?
>Watching Jays-Angels on a friday night
Where did everything go so wrong
>>77349420
his dick is shaped like a pringle can, i've heard
>>77349408
>not DO YOU WANT IT
>DO YOU NEED IT
>LET ME HEAR IT
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>>77349429
hey dude, how've you been
>>77349429
go to the beach paulinho
>>77349413
To this?
Dammit Happ get it together
>>77349413
....to this?
DADGUMMIT
>>77349443
Pretty busy with Uni shit. Can't wait for it all to be over.
Also
>J.A Crapp
There we go again
what is YEScobar still doing in the majors lmao
fug happ is shook
>>77349481
it's worth it, you could be the first blue jays fan to actually get a university degree
god dammit Happ we are supposed to go undefeated in August
THROW
STRIKES
this umpire is such a faggot
THROW A BEER AT THIS FAGGOT
>>77349552
his reputation is well earned
>12 pitches
>retire 5 straight
>33 pitches and a bases loaded walk
>Happ talking to Martin
>Hernandez says "WUDDUYUWANT"
ANGRY DUGOUT
>>77349552
t. Faggot
>>77349569
what? it's not the Angel's fault Hernandez acts like a tough guy when he officiates Jays games
>>77349589
What is it with gays fans and victim complex?
>>77349610
>entire battery thrown out within 20 seconds yesterday
>umpire puffs his chest up today
>LOL WHY DON'T JAYS FANS LIKE THE UMPIRES
>hit a walkoff home run
>still have teeth intact
STEVE FUCKING PEARCE
lmao Buck
>>77349641
>Ball is a ball
>Wahhh ump is puffing his chest
>>77349657
oh okay you aren't actually watching the game
>>77349665
I am, what makes you think it's ok to argue balls and strikes?
>>77349680
if you would like to pull of a video clip and point to JA Happ saying literally anything to the umpire before he took his mask off and did the WUDDUWANT thing i'd be happy to go over it with you, but you're probably just some faggot mexican anyway so you're going to be annoying no matter what anyone says
>tfw i sold my acb a 2.66
just kill me
>>77349680
Will Little go back to bed until Manfred has finished talking to you about what a strikezone actually looks like
>tulo rolled his ankle
HEGONE
It's about time Tulo had another injury.
>>77349695
If I had a dvr sure
S
tulo is for sure ded
>>77349741
if you're not mexican i apologize for calling you mexican for obvious reasons
Initial scan of Tulo's ankle
>>77349794
mild sprain, day-to-day.
>>77349794
Initial scan of Tulo's ankle
>Russel Martin chuckled.
>"What, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
TYBT
>getting shut out by a literal who
I should have known better
>>77350280
ok dere guy he wya watching de torranno beisbol berds and dey not be hitting nuff borin me gyal
>happ almost glaring at his teammates in the dugout after a 6 pitch 6th
SCORE
RUNS
buttered popcorn is easily the worst jelly belly flavour
AHHHHH A HIT
RUSSMART RARRRR
>Donaldshit
>getting shut out by another literal who
forget undefeated, lets just go winless in august instead
>>77350624
>10 games later
>"okay, forget winless, let's just not actively burst into flames at any point between now and the 2020s"
Based ginger
>der mody
>Get home
>Up 4-0
How's it going lads?
>>77350779
your rookie pitches well but the Jays have been historically bad against first look pitchers
>>77350779
we're shitting the bed
if Mike Trout losing is getting FISHED, we're at the exact opposite of that right now
TROUTED or something
>>77350787
Bridwell has been surprisingly solid in my opinion. They've never let him go this long into a game though
>>77350822
i mean, division differences aside, we're the equivalent of letting his first full game be against the Oakland A's. it makes sense
finally
now we can lose
BATS
donaldson fucking PLS
C'mon Dolan
fuggggggggg
>chanting at baseball
Christ nuke fucking canada
So when are we trading Josh
Okay now I can breathe again
>>77351057
No, you can't.
I forbid it.
the Jays are marked. They've been marked since spring training. Umps don't like Jays Umps don't like Canada.
ugh fuck off cron dome
Wew
Shitholes almost got doubled up on that. Please just retire.
at least nothing matters now
trade happ
>>77351073
Nobody likes canada
CRONED
Wow, our offense looks amazing now
>>77351099
Sorry to break it to you but irl overwhelmingly no one likes America, at least if you look at polls.
>>77351099
>amerilards want to move here
Wake up, be fat, get shot? 'Lard elitism is the funniest most unironic ever.
>7-1
reee
>all the inevitable "fire gibbons" comments in the sportsnet articles
Cam is a real piece of shit. Back to his usual state
Smoak must have sucked all the juice out of the rest of the team (no homo)
>nearly get shut out
>decide to raise ticket prices in 2018
http://www.sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/toronto-blue-jays-raise-ticket-prices-2018-season/
LTBU
GG Jays