so he's back in ibiza for this summer, and just as in 2015,

it doesn't matter how may you fuck if you don't breed them

Why are you thinking about this you cuckold?

>>77342101

is that a bag of carrots next to him?

>>77342101
What is he thinking there?

>>77344160
his ass is not going to get filled by itself

>>77344160
You you not know of sunscreen in your country?

>>77344260

I I thought it was a black bag with carrots in it. does does german sunscreen look like carrots? or do you mash up carrots and apply the paste to your skin?

>>77344290
It's the universal sunscreen bottle colour.

>>77344290
It does indeed look like a bag of carrots.
I confirm.

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do you think he'll hit up some of the girls from his last summer?

> TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>77345640
But are we sure it's really not carrots ?

>no dudes in the photo with him

Nice work photoshop

>>77344160
yes, those women are going to help fit them into his butthole.

>ywn be Ronaldo's friend
>He will never hook up you up with a qt

>>77345656
>that black dude with the cap

every fucking time. who is he?

yfw they are all trannies

>>77342101
>2.2mb

What did he mean by this?

>>77346446
Literally me

>>77342101
0. He will have the women pose for pictures and after that he goes back to the hotel with his arab lover boy.

>>77344160
yes you eat carrots to improve your taning

>>77346446
the bull

Is Ibiza really a good beach?

>>77347768

>>77347768
it's not a beach it's an island
it's very crowded but also expensive
too many drunkies
discos are like 60 euros
mallorca is way cheaper
and menorca is more traditional, more catalan

>>77346446
José Semedo, plays in the British Championship team, Sheffield Wednesdays FC

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>>77345656
>mfw i will never be tsunaldo

>>77348305
Sounds like a eurotrash shithole. No thanks

>>77346585
I actually think hes bi and his bf lets him fuck girls to keep up the charade.

>tfw he only does this for paparazzi to stay cool for his fans and only has sex with pablo in the yacht

>>77342101
Why do chads get all the bitches?

>>77357328
He overcompensates way to hard for it not to be faked.

>>77357377
If you were a bitch would you rather fuck you ou fick fick Donaldo?