>his team's stadium doesn't have a slide Lmaoing

His stadium has no atmosphere

>Murricans

>it's open top
That must be dangerous as fuck

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>>77327277
The physicists who designed it compute the forces generated during the turn and design it such that there's no risk of flying out

>>77327301
yeah it's even less of a risk since l doubt you can squeeze an american in there

can fat americans safely enjoy this slide?

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>>77327316
It's for Bernie Brewer

He used to slide into an oversized glass of beer but that didn't fit with modern standards. Sad!

>>77327277
>>77327316
It is closed for the public only the mascot is allowed to use it for obvious safety reasons.

>>77327220
>>77327346
what the fuck is this? a sports team have their own Barney set? why?

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>>77327350
Nope, I've used it before

>>77327220
>that slide in america of all places

The engineer who planned this probably came from Europe or Asia and applied the according average weights there to this slide.

In America however this will result in many deaths I'm afraid.
No way it won't collapse after some Americans go there after just enjoying their 5 XXL burgers and 100 fried chicken bucket.

>>77327362
We've had the stadium for 16 years now with no injuries or deaths

Fun LARP though!

>>77327374
Well, respect to the engineer then.

Or is there a weight limit that bans your fatties from using the slide?

>>77327220
whatever this stadium is for, proofs that its a children "sport"

>>77327374
three people died in the construction though

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>his team isn't in first place

>>77327362
>>77327406
>t. Mohammed Al Hanz

>>77327220
>american """""""""""""""""""sports""""" need playparks to help with the boredom

>>77327277
Nah the people below cushion your fall

>>77327867
>imagine your "sport" being so bland and dull you have to put a fucking waterpool in the stands to entertain the public
https://youtu.be/QM7uz3Sn7wU?t=263

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>his stadium doesn't have a pool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P21jVG9hYhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omOcD4Vof8w

>americans are so fat that they need an elevator and slide to go up and down

Kek.

>>77329721
>>77329750
Get fucked Frenchie. Soccer does it too.

>>77329801
>he doesn't ignore the muslim burrhurt french who hates baseball because a player raped his mom

>>77327245
>standing for 3 hours and making low humming "chants" like some kind of mongoloid neanderthal is european stadium atmosphere
heh

>>77329949
more like seated 2 hours shouting and thrilling, but whatever

>>77329949
Football games are like 90 minutes. Also.

>sitting on your ass the whole game while taking selfies cause the sport is painfully boring

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>>77329949
>Taking selfies for 3 hours and getting assaulted by Basketball Americans is Burger stadium atmosphere

Sad!

>>77329991
>hating fan interaction

>>77329949
>Turning up in the second quarter, spend 30 minutes queueing for a hot dog and a beer, miss two plays, leave at the beginning of the fourth.

Murrica

I thought that yuropoors being jealous of burgers was a meme but I'm starting to think it's a thing.

I'd like to think there is a full bar up in his house and he only goes down the slide because he's so excited and drunk he trips and falls down it

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>his stadium doesn't have a goddamn pirate ship
How's it feel being plebs?

Why are there less seats (as in stands being shorter) behind the outfield?

>>77331667
The good seats are near the infield or behind home plate.

>>77327220
are you fucking 12?

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>his stadium doesn't have a bridge

Shame

>>77329949
This.