Which high ranked yuro country will inevitably get USA'd

England, it will be poetry.
>inb4 >England >high rank

I hope its England again

>>77314784
England

>>77314784
Italy, England, Poland

>>77314784
you could beat switzerland on a good day I suppose

thanks to FIFA memery, they are officially a high ranked country

>>77315048

how the fuck would be we beat italy

Belgium

>>77315058
Italy has literally been worse than England in the last 2 world cups.

I'm feeling that Belgium will be Fate'd. They are a bunch of paraguayan horses.

>>77315084
No they havent lol

Italy
Their attack is kind of underwhelming which means that our shitcore defense won't really be overpowered, and our pacechink Bobby Wood could just slip one in and we'd park the bus the rest of the game

Spain, hopefully.

>>77315134
England has never finished below fucking New Zealand in group.

>>77315161
Are yoou one of these Spanish people around Barcelona who pretend to be something else than Spanish?

>>77315084
Italy was one of the best teams in the euros last year. Our my little sawker trash wont stop the likes of Bellotti or Bernardeschi if we were unlucky to get them in the group stage.

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keep dreaming

>>77315218
to give Wondo some credit, this isn't exactly an easy shot to make

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>>77315218

delet this

>>77315218
>ittle sawker trash wont stop the likes of Bellotti or Bernardeschi if we were unlucky to get them in the group stage.
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> Anonymous 07/26/17(Wed)13:08:26 No.77315218▶
>File: the day freedom died.webm (2.77 MB, 960x540)
>keep dreaming

Wondo should have been executed upon return to the country.

>>77314784
Argentina

>>77315237
No it wasnt it was a straightforward 1 on 1 shot with Courtois.

>implying USA won't get knocked out by the mighty Burkina Faso

>>77315218
imagine if dempshit wasn't a lazy sack of waste and got to the ball before wondo

>>77315255
tbf African teams always rape >us with their rampant injury faking and referee agenda

>>77315272
Imagine if MlelS can actually produce worthy strikers who dont sky the balls when facing goal.

>>77315051
On a good day, but Switzerland have been solid recently. Mostly due to Petkovic finding a system that fits the players well.

>>77315252
Look how quickly courtois closed him down

>>77315218
He should have headed that in REEEEEEEEE

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>>77315237
>>77315272
>>77315290
>Actually defending Wondo

>>77315287
eddie johnson would've scored.

>>77315290
He left space everywhere as a result. You dont notice that because of the angle from the cameras making it look like a tight shot.

>>77315320
you have a problem with reading comprehension. all I'm saying is dempsey should've noticed he had a weak teammate on the field

Only Dempsey, Bradley, Howard and Nagbe are mls players in our starting eleven. Pulisic, Johnson, Brooks, Wood play in the Bundesu, Yedlin and Cameron play/will play in the Premier league and Villafana plays in the mexican league. So it's not like we're just mls players.

>>77315218

Imagine if that worthless Kraut had picked Donovan for the team instead of Wondo.

Why didn't we fire him in Brazil?

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>>77315414
put me in coach

>>77315381
Acosta would start over Villafana

>>77315451
>Acosta
>left back
Also Acosta is shit and was exposed against islanders in the gold cup.

>>77315218
I know that it's kinda hypocrite for me to say it, but fuck it.

>Belgium defense

What the hell was that.

>>77315451
what the fuck are you even talking about, how new are you to this sport

Morris is gonna Wondo us next World Cup, I can feel it.

>>77315535
Hopefully Arena has enough sense to not bring a shitter like him. I hope Wright steps up with Schalke to get a spot in Russia.

>>77315549

nope

since he scored in the meme cup, he's reserved a seat on the bench

>>77315549
Doubt it. Wright failed to make their first team.

>>77315574
He's in the first team with Mckennie.
>>77315560
Please no. He only scored against dude weed islands and did fuck all. Fucking christ this shitter is being shilled way too hard by mls

>>77315620
>He only scored against dude weed islands and did fuck all. Fucking christ this shitter is being shilled way too hard by mls
why do you think Altidore has had a free seat on the bench all this time? His goals against little banana islands

>>77315218

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is my kryptonite, it still fucking hurts.

FUCK wondo, piece of shit garbage human being and striker. Utter trash inside and out.

Poland
USA
Ivory Coast
Spain
It's fucking happening.

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>>77315494
le vertical backline team

>>77315620
Wright is getting loaned dude.

https://mobile.twitter.com/s04_en/status/890196424138395648/video/1

>>77315245
Abi in Bremen gemacht?

>>77314784
Portugal

>>77315101

>say the country with Augusto, Paulinho and Casemiro

De Bruyne has more talent in his left ball than those "football "players"

>>77315214
t. giovanni de federico, 4th generation "italian" living in any major american city

>>77316098
He's not wrong you know. Germany and Italy were very unlucky to meet in the quarterfinals where they killed and weakened each other.

>He rated Wright
>He didn't rate McKinnie

Plebs BTFO

>>77316138
cmon guy, naming random mediocre italian players like they are good should let you know this is easily a >MUH ITALIA who unironically follows 10th place inter or milan and still thinks italy is any good

>>77315451
Weird, because they don't play the same position

>>77315645
Like Spain, Mexico, Bosnia, Costa Rica, colombia, Chile, Nigeria, Germany, Slovenia, Poland and turkey?

>>77316186
>Bellotti
>Bernardeschi
>random mediocre italian players
Stop posting any time now, you clueless fucking retard.

>>77316186
Italy is still a top 10 NT
In Europe only Germany France and Spain are better

>>77316259

>nigeria
>slovenia
>bosnia
>turkey
>poland until a year ago

who cares

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>Dortmund scouts Haji Wright
>Notices Pulisic instead
>Haji Wright to Schalke gets hyped
>Doesn't make the 1st team but fellow 18 year American Weston "Literally who" McKinnie does

The absolute state of Haji Wrong's career

>>77316186
Veratti is world class along with their defense, all that team ever needed was some semblance of an attack and now they are starting to produce young attacking players, the US would unironically get btfo as bad as they did agains Argentina

>>77316259
>one game 8 years ago
>one game many years ago
>friendly
>did fuck all until Dempsey was subbed in and set up his tap in
>naming all those fucking friendlies
Altishit apologists, everyone.

>>77316291
All wc participants. Certainly not irrelevant island microstates

Nobody thinks jozy is some sort of God, but his most vicious detractors always have to do crazy contortions to pretend that every statistic is completely stacked against them

>>77316186
>Amerishart opinions on football
Embarrassing.

>>77316323

his most vicious detractors only have to watch him play in games to realize how fucking shit he is

>>77316323
>naming fucking friendlies as a positive for Dozy
Le destroyer of Bosnia man hasnt scored a world cup goal since 2010 or scored a big goal against a relevant team in a relevant game in ages.

>>77316360

b-b-b-b-b-but the St vincent game!

>>77316321
Exhibit A of desperate qualifications

These people were calling for Eddie Johnson, then Iceman, then agudelo, then iceman, then Morris and got shown up time and time again. And they somehow use a WC where he was injured as evidence, which should tell you all you need to know.

>>77316372

I cant imagine anyone actually calling for morris to come up other than people who didnt watch games and saw him on the score sheet, or Sounders fans

>>77316360
He just scored the winner in a knockout game against a team that advanced from goups in the most recent WC and ca

And now 3 straight NT managers have disagreed with you guys on the "eye test"

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>>77316186
>Bellotti
>Verratti
>Bernardsechi
>Chiellini
>Bonucci
>Barzagli
>Donnarumma
>mediocre

>>77316379
Then you haven't been discussing the team on line very long

>>77316410

I browse /mls/ all the time and I follow US soccer/MLS on FB all the time. I have to see doyle shitposters and mls apologists and idiots on FB all the time talking about how Altidore or morris have proven the haters wrong because they tapped the ball in 2 feet from the goal line

but no, youre right

If it wasnt for altishit's literally ONE PASS to pulisic against trinidad, we wouldve lost

its all thanks to big jozy carrying the team

>>77316394
>B team gold cup
Do you not know what relevant game is? Even fucking Wondo scored goals in these meme gold cups.
>3 straight NT managers
They picked him because our striker pool is so laughably pathetic that only Wood has appeared as a legitimate starter while old man Dempsey is still being called. That doesnt mean he's good - im fact being called to our national team doesnt mean anything because we're not fucking Germany with so much talent to choose from.

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It doesn't matter how shit Jozy is you idiots because everyone on the depth chart behind him is shittier.

>>77316448
Who said jozy was good? He's undeniably productive, and always has been for the US. Never had a bad tournament when healthy. Wish we had a better option, but he's clearly in the 23 right now.

>>77316410
Morris is shit m8. Not even /mls/ agrees with you. Le speedy ogre quasimodo with diabetes only has 3 goals this season so far. 3 fucking goals.... he's not even mls quality.

>>77316450
Are you saying this under the impression that Wood is higher on the chart with Arena in charge?

>>77316476
And yet, when he got his first cap and played at Stanford, lots of people were calling for him to replace jozy, who was being called useless.

Calling them stupid only strengthens my argument.

>>77316473
>productive
He's not productive, he literally went 10 games without scoring until the costa rica game yesterday and that was all Dempsey being goat enough to dribble through the costa ricans and setting him up for an easy tap in.

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>>77316448
>More qualifications

>>77316499
Both Wood and Altidore would start for Arena. Dempsey is too old to go 90s minutes.

>>77316502
>lots of people
You mean the retarded casuals who thought his meme sanic goal against a Mexican F team (where barely any of those players are relevant today for Mexico) in a friendly was so amazing? No.

>>77316511
He's one of the all time leading scorers and scorers per minute. That's the definition of productive. And during that goalless streak he had multiple assists. Is he the most important player? No. Probably shouldn't even start.

But you don't seem to understand what productive means.

>>77316547
>muh 37 goals
Take away those goals in friendlies and how many goals does he have? You can even count the Concashitter islands in the qualifiers and gold cups if you like. Also how many goals does he have against big teams?

>>77316587
Complaints literally made ITT:
>Concacaf goals don't count
>friendly goals don't count
So only world cup goals count? He was a teenager in one and injured in the other, you get a sample size of like 3.5 games, during which he was active and hit the post in a draw vs. England. And people ITT already said Spain didn't count because it was "one game", whatever that means.

Altidore is really good at scoring vs Trinidad and Tobago and St Vincent and the Grenadines

>>77316662
I said you can include important concacrap goals like gold cups and qualifiers. And the reason everyone shits on Dozy is because his autistic cult fanbase defends him disappearing in big games and his tendency to do fuck all when it matters. What the fuck did he do in the three Mexico games in the last 3 years? Wood scored 2 goals in 3 of those games.

>>77316704
Lmao he doesn't have a fanbase. People just mock the retards like you guys who have always downplayed what he's done for the team and repeatedly call for busts who you assume will be better. You guys are faggy casuals desu. Your argument genuinely comes down to "stats don't count unless I get to define them conveniently, and I'm a better judge of talent than all of the managers of the national team"

>>77316744
>stats dont count
You're literally using friendlies as an argument for productivity
>he went 10 games without scoring
>d-doesnt matter! Muh annihilator of friendlies is so productive anyway!
Dozy apologists are literally mentally ill.

Jozy is literally our Rppney

>>77316773
Friendlies need to be taken with a grain of salt for sure, but they are wholly devoid of meaning. It'd be one thing if he only scored in them, but it's not the case. You're the one claiming assists aren't productive, might want to check the mirror.

>>77316790
>"Grandad tell us about the hat trick against Bosnia in a friendly!"
>"G-grandad?"
>"Dont feel sad. He's lived a hell of a life; in the age of Dozy"

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>People still rate Josmer Altidore who can only hack it in MLS after failing in europe
Wew we really are shit....

>>77314900
You mean that shitter that came in last place of its WC group
which was won by Costa Rica
A team we rekt in the Copa America 4-0
and beat just now in the gold cup 2-0
jog on m8

>>77315218
No one outside of San Jose even wanted Wondolowski in this team

>>77316360
>Le destroyer of Bosnia
reddit pls go

Bosnia is unironically a good team and 10x better than USA, comfortably

>>77320883
Eastern slav subhuman pls

>>77315218
Donovan would have scored this