/trans/ - "Spending the GDP of the Marshall Islands on your

Barcelona forward Lionel Messi, 30, has told the club to buy 23-year-old Juventus striker Paulo Dybala. (Don Balon, via Goal)

>Chelsea have made a move for 20-year-old Brazilian forward Richarlison, who was expected to join Ajax from Fluminense for £12m. (Mail on Sunday)

Leicester City manager Craig Shakespeare says winger Riyad Mahrez "could stay" following interest from Arsenal, Spurs and Roma for the 26-year-old. (Leicester Mercury)

>Algeria international Mahrez will reject a move to Roma as he tries to push through a £35m switch from the Foxes to Arsenal. (Sun)

Defender Matteo Darmian, 27, says he is happy to stay at Manchester United this summer, despite being linked with a return to Italy. (Independent)

>Everton manager Ronald Koeman wants to bring another "one or two quality players" to the club before the end of the transfer window. (Liverpool Echo)

Chelsea are monitoring 18-year-old Montreal Impact winger Ballou Jean-Yves Tabla after he was recommended by former Blues striker Didier Drogba. (Sun)

>Manchester City midfielder Kevin de Bruyne, 26, hopes the club will bring in a few more defenders this summer. (Manchester Evening News)

Aston Villa's decision to leave defender Tommy Elphick, 29, and striker Ross McCormack, 30, out of their pre-season games in Germany has given Sunderland hope of signing the pair. (Birmingham Mail)

wtf how does pep keep pulling off these signing

he really is the GOAT

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>>77269009
What the... Posting or qt Asian posting.

>>77269188
he's an ofensive mid, so he always plays out of position at barcelona which negates his strengths and makes him a very generic midfielder, and all the defensive duties end up burning him physically

why is every brasilian named silva lol

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>morata 80 mil
>hames 50 mil
>danilo 30 mil

>Real literally stealing money from shitty clubs

>>77269237
they have zero imagination, its pretty sad desu

>>77269245
Marlon Brandao disagrees with you.

Is Man City's defence budget higher than the UK's?

There were rumors on Krychowiak transfer to Juventus Bench and Grosicki to FC Benchverton.

>>77269241
>morata
>80 mil instead of 60m
>hames
>50 mil instead of 5m per season
lmao once again halal with the propaganda lies

>>77269241
raiola has scammed manure out of at least 100m

>fbs for 135m

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/casuals/

>>77269255
and catacucks with the super butt hurt

>>77269266
RARE FLAG

apparently pep's planning a £25m bid for danny simpson lmao

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>>77269266
S E E T H I N G

>spending 90m on RBs

>>77269254
I hope Krychowiak joins a club where he can play desu

>Sign the most expensive right back ever
>sign another one for £26.5 million a week later
What did Pep mean by this?

>>77269276
>Lover boy shop

>>77269276
Wonder what you get at the Lover Boy Shop

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>>77269255
>this delusion
Morata costed Chelshit €77m with all add-ons.

2 year loan deal for 5 mil each year and later on €35m for permanent transfer for Hamez.

>barca fans butthurt because Real is literally stealing all Spanish talent in front of their nose while making profit.

>spending the gdp of eritrea in order to secure a third place finish

bravo pep

>>77269276
>these people are probably perfectly happy with their poor lives
>meanwhile Chester Bennington killed himself

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R8 my team

>>77269295
He's cover for 3 positions, cheaper than buying 3 different players

>this tripfag not getting replies so he creates more and more bait worthy posts

ABSOLUTELY HOWLING.

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>Antoine Conte has been arrested over allegations he violently assaulted a stranger with a baseball bat.

>The 22-year-old, was reportedly arguing with and physically abusive towards his partner in the street, prompting a passer-by to intervene.

>Europe 1 claim Conte returned to his house to retrieve the bat before striking the 19-year-old stranger, leaving him in critical condition in hospital with a brain trauma and a cerebral haemorrhage.

how is this man allowed to manage?

>>77269329
thanks bro appreciate it

>>77269318
Firmino is so cheap

>>77269329
>even acknowledging his presence

>>77269204

60 for Veratti. Cheeky cunts. Try 60 and Martial

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Liverpool midfielder Emre Can has reportedly agreed to join Juventus, who must now negotiate a fee with Liverpool.

>Super-agent Mino Raiola is reportedly hoping to add Napoli forward Lorenzo Insigne to his clientele.

Inter Milan have entered the final stages of negotiations for a €30m move for Nice left-back Dalbert, according to France Football.

>Rennes have made contact with West Ham United regarding Algerian winger Sofiane Feghouli, according to L’Équipe.

Jose Mourinho can "guarantee" David De Gea will be staying at Manchester United this summer, saying Real Madrid missed the chance to sign the goalkeeper.

>Sticking with Zinedine Zidane and the Frenchman has expressed his confidence that Cristiano Ronaldo will stay at Real Madrid for "the next two or three years".

Barcelona are ready to test Liverpool's resolve with an £80m bid for Philippe Coutinho, according to the Sunday Mirror.

>Manchester City have completed the signing of Danilo from Real Madrid on a five-year contract.

Not much happening right now lads

>>77269330
could have changed the name

>>77269330
>Antoine Conte has been arrested over allegations he violently assaulted a stranger with a baseball bat
He seriously hoped the guy wouldn't do it

>>77269305
45 mil for Hamez is too little.

>>77269305
>Morata
>with all add-ons
lmao
>2 year loan deal for 5 mil each year and
>later on €35m
hahahaha

nobody will fall for your propaganda lies here, morata is 60m (incredible sale) and james 5m per season

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>>77269318
Changed Allen to Ritchie, now I'm using all my budget

>>77269318
>>77269357
>no swansea players

aids

>>77269338
Nothing worse than knowing you're so close to a (You) and not getting any.

lukaku or morata?
am i right?

>>77269357
>four Newcastle players

>>77269384
Swapped Elliot for Speroni since keepers don't matter

>>77269231
Most common surname.

>>77269245
>surname
>imagination

lol

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Is Kyle Walker-peters better than vanilla Kyle Walker?

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Why does Pep always dress like a teenager?

>>77269413
He's on another level. You won't understand the why he thinks.

>>77269318
>buying newcastle defenders

I don't get it. You're not the first person on here to do that either. Newcastle are probably going to struggle, why would you put in defenders from a team that'll probably concede a lot?

>>77269424
>the why
>why
Damn JF's screwing my language.

>>77269424
way*

>>77269427
Newcastle have some of the cheapest defenders + the joint fewest conceded goals in the Championship + a defensive manager and defensive midfielders. It makes them a good option for the bench and I'm a Newcastle fan.

>>77269413
eurotrash style

>>77269431
sorry lad

>>77269437
you're getting relegated fuck off

>>77269404
>his name actually is Kyle Walker-Peters
I thought you were joking.

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>>77269445
Last season didn't you predict Swansea would get into Europe? And the season before that one too...

>>77269404
KWP is still in beta.

>>77269413
Dis niqqa thinks hes jaden smith lmaooooooooo

>>77269445
Shut the fuck up, idiot

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REALLY makes you think.

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>people unironically think that Spurs can challenge for the title this season when they have no depth and even if they spend are complete shit at signing players

Apparently Arsenal sent a scout to watch Mohamed Elyounoussi last night. Looks like Wenger's determined to make Basel Arsenal's feeder team.

>>77269207
>Everton manager Ronald Koeman wants to bring another "one or two quality players" to the club before the end of the transfer window
Has Koeman finally lost it? I feel like they have taken the Lukaku money and spent it on nothing

>‘NEYMAR DEAL AGREED’

>Neymar’s father has met with Paris Saint-Germain official’s and pledged his son’s future to the French club, according to Marca.

>The Brazilian has reportedly agreed terms on a six-year deal at the Parc des Princes that matches Lionel Messi’s recent pay rise at Barcelona.

>>77269454
>boob badly
one of the most lelworthy managerial appointments ever

>>77269354
Your delusion is painful.
Nobody knows the exact price of Morata but It goes from 64,6M + 18 depending on performance and titles to 80M.
Bayern Will obviously retain James so his price is 45M

>>77269469
>quality players
>they want Grosicki
:^)

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>>77269454
Didn't you bunch of losers also want Abraham?

>>77269446
He is also played in the same position.

>>77269455
>KWP
Don't call him with that bad luck name.

>>77269465
People believing Barça's propaganda is still one of the things that annoys me the most about recent football.

>>77269471
That's why you don't sell your soccer franchise to Americans

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>>77269477
He'd rather compete with big Jordan Ayew and literally nobody else since Llorente is off than Dwight Gayle

I'm starting a new band called "Autistic Scoundrel" What genre of music should we play?

>>77269465
What a surprise. They're both chequebook manages. Anybody who rates them as managers is retarded. But... BUT.. Mouyes at least used weaker teams. Pep is literally only ever played in top teams.

>>77269496
Welsh

>>77269496
Lo-Fi industrial synth pop

>>77269470
>six year deal

Nearing Pardew levels of bad ideas here

>>77269466
I don't understand why anyone thinks Spurs can win anything. They're paper thin. Levy and Pochetino are not being "smart" by not buying anyone, they've got a massive stadium debt to pay off.

>>77269496
Acid Skiffle

>>77269502
>>77269510
Guna combine these two and add in some fart noises.

>>77269484
he'd rather be at a club that could win a major trophy.

Swansea's last major trophy - 1611 days ago
Newcastle's last major trophy - 22724 days ago

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>The Hollyoaks actress welcomed her first child, a baby boy, with partner Greg Lake last month and in a candid moment, she decided to take a mirror selfie in her underwear and discuss her post-baby bod.

jen metcalfe is putting herself on the transfer market, blasting doubts that over how long it'd take for her to get back to match fitness after having a baby. shes back in record time, a real athlete. we need to sign her for /trans/ before someone else does.

>>77269500
Can't take Mou's success at Porto away from him. That CL win was a genuinely great achievement.

>>77269527
Add on the fact that they don't have their meme pitch and that every bottom-mid tier team will be hyped for a day out at Wembley

>>77269537
>beating Bradford to win the league cup

I wouldn't brag about that too much

>>77269539
>Greg Lake

But he died back in December

>>77269540
It's not

>>77269539
She's got good baby hips desu

>>77269473
>Bayern Will obviously retain James so his price is 45M


when they realize hes a beta who can score wonder goals once every few games but who does nothing the rest of the time and once his mom starts crying about him being on the bench they're not going to want to sign him

>>77269465
>barcelona
>2008-09 85m
false it was 45m
>2009-10 100m
false it was 88m
>2010-11 64m
false it was 20m
>2011-12
false it was 13m
>https://www.transfermarkt.es/fc-barcelona/transfers/verein/131/plus/0?saison_id=2008&pos=&detailpos=&w_s=
you can check them per season here

what kind of retard did this? only checked 4 years and those were all wrong and overinflated

>>77269480
>>77269500
ayyy mongs

>>77269576
>net spend

My sides

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are you lads ready for madrid's bench players to decimate united tonight lads

Have to admit going from Clichy/Kolarov and Sagna/Zabaleta to Walker/Danilo and Mendy is a pretty ridiculous improvement. All the pressure is on them and Pep to win the league though

>>77269545
>also beat Liverpool (at the time cup holders)
>also beat Chelsea (European champions of time time)

lad, you would chop your dick off for Newcastle to win a major league trophy

>>77269585
the madrid numbers are net spend, the barcelona ones are not

>>77269587
Spaniards literally look North African

>>77269598

t. albino looking virgin

>>77269594
real madrid had a net spend of 0 in 11/12 though

also transfermarkt figures fluctuate wildly anyway

>>77269598
have you ever seen the sun m8? going to the beach and getting a tan feels good.

our president won an election because he looked like he had a better tan than the other candidate. its a big deal.

>>77269587
Haven't they just sold their bench?

>>77269611
>finland
>sun

the state of Ameritans

>>77269576
>Net spend
Cervantes and Colombus were Catalan too

can't wait to see the end of barcelona lads, just one season to go

>>77269466
They beat PSG la

>>77269611
Your president won because your populace consists of toddlers.

>>77269527
The stadium plans were launched a decade ago, and since then they've been buying up some land and just waiting for the council to greenlight the project. All while running the club at a huge profit and keeping a net profit in transfers. Doubt the stadium is going to be a major setback to their ambitions. Especially not with the crazy money flooding the league atm.

>>77269633
why is chicharito to west ham a "whisper"? they literally confirmed it. or is it a whisper until he completes his medical?

Any updates on the GF to AFC Anon situation?

>>77269628
It's warmer here than it is in England right now m9

>>77269644
because the people who makes these are retards and they're pretty funny sometimes so I can't stop posting them

>y aye pet we big club
>last won a trophy in 1955

looooooooooooooooooooool

>>77269633
>osmanlispor

>>77269633
what are the whispers out of, 5?

>>77269664
think so and that 3.9 is the lowest i've seen

Spurs smashed PSG, who can stop them?

I wonder how good Bale's Spanish is now after 4 years in Madrid

>>77269295
>What did Pep mean by this?
"I'll probably need at least one backup full back this year"

wow he's gone insane

>>77269669
The same team that always stops them: Spurs

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wtf >we have depth now?

>>77269589
>beat 10 man Chelsea after Hazard kicks the shit out of a ball boy

>>77269549
Why?

>>77269679
>instead of relying on youth I'll spend millions

whoah...the pep effect...

>>77269473
James just got exposed yesterday, don't think buyern will keep him.

WILL SPUDS SIGN ANYONE?
WILL SPUDS SIGN ANYONE?

WILL SPUDS SIGN ANYONE?

WILL SPUDS SIGN ANYONE?

>>77269686
Dont use stupid nicknames if you want people to actually read one of those.

>>77269691
It is not

>>77269697
What do they need?

>>77269698
didn't stop you reading it :^)

>>77269644
>>77269633
>Mendy agreed terms months ago
>Fee announced as agreed
>supposedly still a 16% chance it doesn't happen
the whole thing is bollocks

>>77269588
Yeah it's amazing what £150m can do.

>>77269241
>Morata 58 mil

>>77269705
Cover for Kane and maybe a winger other than Son who can contribute goals

>>77269689
>beat 11 man chelsea 2-0 at Stamford Bridge

>>77269677
he rarely speaks spanish in public and, did it maybe a couple of times over the years for some real madrid website videos i think. doesn't do interviews in spanish yet so don't think hes fully comfortable with it.

Man City now have the record for the most expensive spending spree of all time, finally beating Real in 2009

Monaco now have the record for most expensive selling window of all time. £170m in and sold three first team players to account for most of that money

Reminder that Kyle Walker is the most expensive defender of all time.

>>77269638
The cost of the stadium has nearly doubled from original expectations.

Lads, I think Danilo Will shine without the pressure of being in a top club.

>>77269726
I read spics are massively critical if you're not immediately a natural at their language so he avoids doing interviews in Spanish for that reason.

Bonkers if true consideration how the lisping faggots sound when they speak English

>>77269686
I can see Sane and sterling swapping round now and cutting inside due to the fullbacks stretching the opposition

>>77269735
Danilo was absolute shit m8, he has no defensive awareness. I'm not sure how a professional RB is too stupid to know where to position himself and track back. I think he'd be a good player in a 3 CB system

>>77269710
you forgot to mention that he's sat on a plane to LA at this very moment

>>77269720
+replacement for Kyle Walker

>>77269735
>Real Madrid
>play against 11 plumbers most weeks
>pressure

hmmm

>>77269588
>>77269712
Remember there was once a time when top players would actually prefer a move to Man United over Man City?

LOL!

>>77269725
Not an achievement, Ivanovic was paid to throw that game.

>>77269756
prove it la'

>>77269705
Josh King the """""Norwegian"""""

>>77269753
>top players
>Kyle Walker
>Danilo

>>77269766
>greentexting kyle walker

Chelsea aren't repeating desu.
If Kane can stay healthy the whole season, sounds will be proper contenders.
Liverpool ceiling is third, floor is seventh.
Evertons ceiling is 4th, floor is eighth.
Arsenal will not get a top 4 finish again.
United finish 2nd.
City win the league desu.

>>77269751
But according to Spurs fans Trippier is actually better than Walker

>United finish 2nd.

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>>77269719
>Already buttblasted

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*whips in a cross*

>>77269777
He's good enough to replace but a bit different from walker.

>>77269766
Walker is one of the top 5 right backs in the world

>>77269777
trippier has a lovely cross, but he doesn't have walkers pace and athleticism. walker is a massive pacebabby who can sorta defend now

>>77269739
nah they don't care that much, they do think its weird when some players are there for years and don't speak any spanish but if someone is a bit hard to understand they work with them and are usually pretty polite. and its true that there is a perception that british people have a hard time learning spanish because most british players who go over to spain don't assilimate as well as other european people and they see that happening with bale, they take that into account. for example they'd expect an italian to learn spanish and spanish customs much faster than a british person would, so they're not rabidly against bale for not knowing the language yet or anything like that.

Is Manchester United spending half a billion on transfers in 4 seasons only to finish 7th, 4th, 5th and 6th the worst footballing achievement of all time?

I honestly think it might be.

>>77269777
Trippier's a david beckham tribute act playing RB for some reason

>>77269636
It's the same reason you voted for brexit
You people are genuinely exactly the same except your living standards are worse and your youth have very little hopes for a future with everyone being so happy to just have a job driving or some other trash

>>77269805
I kekd

>>77269766
Mean while Man U can't even sign Dier

>JUVE GIVE UP ON MATIC

>Juventus face defeat in their efforts to sign Nemanja Matic from Chelsea, according to reports in La Gazzetta dello Sport.

>Manchester United are believed to be closing in on the Serbian midfielder after missing out on top target Eric Dier.

>>77269473
>Claims no one knows the exact price
>Proceed to quote "the exact price"
The absolute state of pajeet

lads

LADS

>poop

>>77269576
>net spend
Is that you Moh?

Friendly reminder that Batshuayi is unironically a better striker than Lukaku

>>77269804
At what point do they realize they need to fire Ed Woodward? Are they retarded?

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>>77269834

>>77269735
He will shine because of how low the defensive standards are in the premier league.

>finally get my BIS legendary
>they nerf it 4 days later

fuck off

>>77269804
Just wait until this finish outside outside the top 4 again despite signing 4 first teamers for 150m again

>>77269824
>What is an interval
>What is a wetback

>>77269784
>Buttblasted for calling out your lie

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13496780

Who is the best ref in the Premier League at the moment?

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Discuss this man's career

>>77269852
Woah you lost 1% of your dps

>>77269884
JUST

>>77269880
Andre Mariner

>>77269880
trick question they're all equally shite

howard webb was the last great ref we had

>not watching Shanghai vs Beijing

Tevez is getting the shit kicked out of him

>>77269884
Imagine never once trying a different hairstyles/facial hair

>>77269884
7 was where his love for football died

>>77269789
Like that was an achievement lol
RB situation is trash right now. Only Carvajal as a world class

>>77269884
christ those O2 kits were so comfy

>>77269884
His smile and optimism, gone.

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>>77269898
CUSTOMER DETECTED

RED ALERT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>77269726
>doesn't do interviews in spanish

prepare yourself my amigo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DmG3e34wWM

>>77269884
>his smile and optimism: gone

>>77269874
>Quoting eu
>Greentexting pounds

>77269925
didn't even think I could bait someone that easily

>>77269520
I forgot about that contract top lel

>>77269880
Atkinson

>>77269747
>I think he'd be a good player in a 3 CB system

From someone who have watched Danilo since ever, that's 100% accurate. And that's the reason I can't understand WHY he didnt go to Chelsea.

>Marca say Neymar will sign six-year PSG deal on £500,000 a week. Total cost £352m. £196m release clause + £156m wages

>>77269884
shy/happy
settled/happy
happy
focused/happy
smug
content
blank
startled
empty
haunted
thousand yard stare

>>77269945
Qatar was a mistake

>>77269884
>1-3
>excitement at playing for a big club like Arsenal, can't wait to become a starter and win some trophies
>4-7
>slow realisation that you're never going to win a major title
>8
>it finally sets in that you will never win the CL and will probably never win the PL, you will never achieve your previous great "potential" and will never be world class for club or country
>9-11
>acceptance that you aren't that good and are now on £100k+ a week stealing a living, smug and content to be at a club that will never win anything.

>>77269900
literally the only funny response

>>77269884
hilarious how you can see his smile get smaller every year. fans felt the same thing as they saw him play too, every year less optimistic

still a really good player though all memes aside, hes better than like 80-90% of attacking plaayers out there

How funny will it be when the Manchester companies are fighting for 4th again?

>>77269909
being top 5 in the entire planet at literally anything at all is an achievement. Fucking Hues.

>>77269974
>again

I literally do not remember Man Utd fighting for fourth last season?

>>77269926
woah, his spanish is magnificent

>>77269974
But Man City just bought the second best RB in the league after Trippier.

>>77269978
ok, kyle. good for you

walker isn't even the best RB in the premier league

>>77269980
You must have missed the first 35 matches. Don't worry, so did most Swansea players.

>>77269997
He was literally named the best RB in the league last year

>>77269994
go get stabbed, favela monkey

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>>77269997
Correct.

Do we get an autistic American fan base now that we have a yank on our team? It worked for Fulham.

>>77270002
>that
>fighting

like a fish on land flopping about fighting for its life in futility

With Neymar's future the subject of intense speculation at the moment, current Nou Camp superstar Lionel Messi has urged Barca to sign compatriot Paulo Dybala from Juventus (Don Balon)

>Despite changing agents this summer, reported Barcelona and Man Utd transfer target Marco Verratti is likely to stay at PSG unless a huge offer is received (Corriere dello Sport)

Hoffenheim are interested in Dortmund full-back Felix Passlack, with the Bundesliga high-flyers eyeing the 19-year-old as a potential replacement for Jeremy Toljan, who has just one year remaining in his contract at the Rhein-Neckar-Arena (Bild)

>PSG want to form a front three of Neymar, Edinson Cavani and Alexis Sanchez for the coming season, although the Brazilian's Barcelona team-mates are attempting to convince him to stay with the Catalan giants (Le10Sport)

>>77270015
>Being this fucking triggered
Lmao

>>77270017
Yedlin is actually shit so no

>>77270017
you need a good american player for that

>>77270010
ah yes the same thing as the one that said coutinho was one of the best players in the league in 15/16

>>77270029
>looking down at your skin and it's muddy
lmao

>>77270010
because the best RB in the premier league was playing at CB

>>77270017
Americans don't watch championship bound teams

>>77270072
>Being this fucking triggered again
Lmao, what a virgin loser. Get laid, amigo. Maybe you'll stop Whiteknighting in lame attempts to murk your >tfwnogf, you dork.

Walker is actually third in the world behind Carvajal and Dani Alves.

>Lahm gone
>Monaco have a literally who
>Atletico have a literally who
>Barcelona have a new boy
>Bellerin is young and doesn't understand the game as well
>Valencia is pretty good but not quite as good
>Clyne just isn't good enough
>Moses is average

>>77269945
stupid money

>>77270094
calling people a virgin without evidence is just moronic desu

>>77270096
>he rates Alves

>>77269945
Nerman should go for it if he wants to be his own man. It's better to be number 1 at PSG than forever number 2 at Barca.
Not firing trenerishka was a mistake though.

>>77270096
I hear that Alves got mugged off by a pacy kid from spurs last night, can anyone confirm?

>>77270110
>he plays one season wonder Maicon over Alves in his national team

>>77270087
>Says the memer in the Championship

It's a shame really because I think Simon Grayson is underrated.
If you aren't a Sunderland fan then your attempt at memery is completely irrelevant and I wouldn't even have replied to it had I known.

>>77270124
>6 seasons wonder
ftfy

>>77270096
excuse me sweetie but valencia is the worlds #1 fullback

shaw and darmian are also in the top 10

>>77270124
speaking of maicon, before this season he was the last fullback city bought

>>77269945
This system can totally work. They just need to get some huge kit sponsors and win the next 80 CL finals in a row and then they should start seeing a return on their "investment".

This is a bit of a reach, but has anyone still got a copy of the collage from mostly RAWK posters of when Torres left Liverpool to go to Chelsea?

>>77270153
lol'd hard at this. City continues the saga of buying brazilians rejects expecting them to be good.

>>77270096
>Azpilicueta
>M. Alonso
hmmm

>>77270168

I hope you will be ready to APOLOGISE when Danilo becomes the Brazilian Alaba m8

>>77270169
>Alonso
>a RB
Even calling Azpilicueta one is pushing it since he hasn't played there for so long.

>I hope you will be ready to APOLOGISE when Danilo becomes the Brazilian Alaba m8

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>>77270159

>>77270194
Cheers lad

>>77269972
Nah he's shit

>>77270179
My boi Danilo is good desu, but he's a wingback at heart. Stupid decision not to go to Chelsea

FUCKING STUPID DANILO, CAN'T EVEN CHOSE THE RIGHT TEAM

>>77270202
Poop will most likely play wingbacks

>>77269295
City have spent about £200 mill on defenders in the past few years, it's all part of the plan.

>>77270210
Yeah but with 2 cbs

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Best team of all time?

>>77270191
that league scoring record is horrific

>>77270224
He stuck kolorov at CB alot last season, could see him using Mendy/Sane for LWB and Sterling/Walker/Danilo at RWB then stupidly playing Walker/Danilo at CB

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>>77270096
>Lahm gone

>>77270231
Madrid need to get Mbrappppp or another ST and the team is literally perfect. Hopefully they'll use Nacho at RB along with Hakimi.

>>77270231
they've not played 4-3-3 for 9 months, it's 4-4-2 now with Ronaldo upfront

>>77270126
Swansea fan la

>>77270237
Personally I thought his age was the most surprising thing

>>77270240
Yea, because he needed a box-to-box CB. Danilo can't do that.

>>77270246
Isn't it 4-3-1-2?

>>77270246
Then how do they play a midfield 3?

>>77270250
>africans
You are now aware Obafemi Martins is only 2 years younger than Yakubu.

>Marca say Neymar will sign six-year PSG deal on £500,000 a week. Total cost £352m. £196m release clause + £156m wages
>winning lotto every 2 weeks
fucking hell

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>>77270258
There are tons of variations during the game. Pic related is one passmap

>>77270268
what do you even do with that money

>>77270269
But they're playing 4-3-3 there

>>77270270
they retire by 34 so you can half that figure immediately, but even then, I could not picture spending £250,000 every single week. I physically cannot imagine what I would buy.

>>77270269
that looks like a diamond midfield to me

>>77270270
Retire from sport and make himself white like Michael Jackson.

>>77270270
Tell other people to support their charites

>>77270276
No they aren't.

>>77270280
That's because it is.

>>77270276
>>77270269
That's a a proper 4diamond2, almost textbook.

>>77270268
His release clause is literally bigger than the biggest spending spree by 1 club in a summer

It's basically the same amount City have paid for players so far

>>77270231
no.
>Z misses ST option for Benzema, hopefully they won't spend 140€ on a meme like MmmBRAPe.
>Bayol has to go.
>why is Vasquez RWB option for Carvajal?
>needs another option as CB/RB.

>>77270279
i could probably just about justify buying a boat after a couple of houses, and maybe a third house for family/whatever
wouldnt want more than 2-3 cars
couldnt spend that much on holidays

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Remember when Trundle went full out thuglife on Newcastle?

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/lee-trundle-newcastle-united-not-13264286

also fuck Newcastle and fuck Shelvey the cunt

>>77270288
It's also the same amount PSG could afford in this season without selling any players, so it's unironically possible.

>>77270285
>That's because it is.
4-3-1-2 then.

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>PSJ will break the record of most money spent in one transfer window on one player

>>77270285
Ok but its not 4-4-2

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>>77270282
Khoo-wee Pah tree-see-oh sounds like a battle from the vietnam war

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>>77270279
>I physically cannot imagine what I would buy.
4chan.

>>77270320
>>77270306
fug, meant to reply to this

>>77270318
I didn't say it was.

>>77270306
>renato - khrenato
Uh?

>>77270320
>battle of khe sanh

>>77270293
I'd buy a house near the club, buy a house near my friends, financially support all of them and all of my family which would take up a lot I suppose, then probs 2 or 3 cars yeah

>>77270327
I'd ban 190kg, unironically the first thing I would do, then I would ban all anime (sorry) and ban trap threads, r34 threads and ylyl threads

And since we are on this topic, the IPA alphabet was invented precisely to let people understand how to say names and avoid
>wait, how do you pronounce sword
>sword
>oh, I thought it was sword
scenarios.

>>77270350
>Banning /sp/ culture
Its already a police state

>>77270292
>why is Vasquez RWB option for Carvajal?
Because that's where he will play next season if Carvajal gets injured or need substitution. You ll see.

Also Real is playing 4-3-3, don't listen to casuals.

>>77270358
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>>77270370
good post.

>>77270350
Banning anime is bang out of order.

I'm easily the smartest person on /sp/ judging by this thread. I can also beat the shit out out of everyone here.

>>77270376
You would still be banned, don't kid yourself. Even an animal lover will put down a dog if it's terminal.

Who's winning the league?

>>77270384
fite me irl not on the internnet see whu wins fgt

>>77270384
i am more clever than u and could also fuck ur shit up

>>77270096
I'd say Clyne is better than Walker

>>77270337
The guy I replied to said they did. I'd still aruge its 4-3-3 since its broke up into Defense-Midfield-Attack and the diamond is just a variation of that unless on the CMs and AMs constantly switch roles

Fuck, Spurs have won the league already

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>>77270384
You're hard

OFFICIAL 2017/18 PREM PREDICTIONS
LIST YOUR TOP 20, SCREENCAP, KEEP SAFE

1 Chelsea
2 City
3 Liverpool
4 Arsenal
5 Man United
6 Spurs
7 Everton
8 Leicester
9 Southampton
10 West Brom
11 West Ham
12 Newcastle
13 Bournemouth
14 Stoke
15 Burnley
16 Crystal Palace
17 Watford
18 Swansea
19 Brighton
20 Huddersfield

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>>77270408
>

>>77270405
So it's a diamond and 4-3-3?

>>77270405
There are a lot of variations m8, no one sticks with a single formation during full 90 these days anymore.

>>77270416
Diamond is a variation of 4-3-3

>using positions while in possession to determine formation

>>77270424
So it's both at the same time? C'mon, lemme bait you.

>>77270414
From what I've seen so far we won't finish 4th, we will unironically finish in the bottom half.

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>>77270270
>>77270279
There's always more expensive things that you can buy. For starters this painting, cost $300 million, Neymar will never be able to afford it.

>>77270439
We had one bad game, Lacazette will be boss once he's got everyone around him, he'll probs bulk up a bit too, he's kinda skinny compared to everyone else, so we can expect him to improve over the next 2 years no matter what

There's a reason he cost £50m, he's a very very good player. I still think we'll sign someone else too, hopefully Lemar, maybe Rafinha, but either way, we will return to top 4 this year

Also another point regarding the Chelsea game, they played their current top 11, we played Ainsley at CB, and he was at fault for most of the goals

>>77270440
Art is a well known scam tbf

>>77270440
only people with no personality who want people to think that they are deep buy paintings

they literally do fuck all, they just hang on your shelf. People who pay more than £50 for a painting are stupid as fuck

>>77269598
>Spaniards literally look North African
You're not wrong. But if you are surprised you need to read up on Spanish history.
They were literally Arabs for quite a while.

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>>77270468
I'd buy an extensive collection of group b rally cars 2bh