American Tour de France wins: 3 (three) British Tour de

Froome is Kenyan

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>>77260580
Nope, try again. :D

>>77260534
>American Tour de France wins: 10 (ten)
>British Tour de France wins: 5 (five)

fixed

where my Frenchbros at?

Also

USA - 10
UK - 4

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>>77260775
>>77260810
Silly Americans, you can't just invent wins out of thin air!

>>77260810
Are Americans the Liverpool of cycling?

>act like disgusting chimps
>Entire tour is cancelled between 99-05

Fuck Americheats have caused nearly as many cancelled tours as 2 world wars have

If Froome victories are legit, so are Armstrong's

>>77268538
Did Froome fail a drugs test? STFU

>18
Come at us

>>77268548
>Did Froome fail a drugs test?
Soon™

>>77268581
People say that about Bolt as well..sometimes athletes just dominate an era

>>77268599
Froome and all Sky will soon fall. And all this shit will start again
Also Banesto were never caught, and they cheated too.

>>77268675
You are talking shit, what evidence do you have? Because he cycles better than other people?

>>77268695
Britain has 2 or 3 super bowl wins actually.

>EPO improves performance by 53% in labratory trials
>Chris "full natty brah" Froome beats Armstrongs 2003&2005 AX3 times regardless
Is he just the greatest natural athlete of all time lads?

>>77260881
LGTSS

>South America

Everyone forgets poor Floyd.
Not fair desu. He did one of the most epic stage wins ever in TdF.

>bike rides
LMAO who even cares? I haven't done that shot since I was like 10 lol

Tour de France is fucking boring

Giro is where it's at

>>77268795
Vuelta too

>>77268807

Sure but I hate Spaniards so I don't like to admit it

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>0 (Zero) stage wins

OTHER TEAMS ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?

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>giving a fuck how long a white boy on drugs can pedal

>>77268599
Bolt's was pretty well documented though. You want a quick rundown? Alright

>So Usain Bolt is pretty average at running and posts pretty average times
>He then miraculously manages to shave .5 seconds of his time, not only that, but he does it with his shoelaces untied and practically walks over the finish line (implying he could have been faster)
>America doesn't like anyone cheating (unless it's them)
>They demand Bolt take a piss test and a blood test
>Jamaican authorities shit themselves
>What they said is "he's our athlete and we'll drug test him, both piss and blood" (paraphrased)
>America agrees
>Jamaica is a shithole for those who don't know and their Athletics HQ (where the tests are carried out) is little more than a shack
>After a month America starts demanding the results
>Jamaica says they still aren't ready, but will be ready soon
>They keep this meme up for about 3 months
>Eventually America say they'll take action if they don't show the results
>Jamaica says they'll show them tomorrow
>America agrees
>Some time during the night a voice on the phone says "shut it down, mon" and by pure coincidence the athletics HQ burns down in the middle of the night
>It's cool because no one was injured and they suddenly have this brand new jazzy HQ built with money that came from who knows where
>Jamaica then tells America that (((unfortunately))) the old samples and old results were lost in the fire :(, but if they wish they'll conduct some new tests :D
>Which completely defeats the purpose because the steroids have already passed through the system
>America tells them to forget it
>Everyone pretends Bolt dindu nuffin and it gets very very little coverage

I mean I can see how people would think the whole thing was suspicious, but like I said, it was just pure coincidence. Right. Right?

Froome isn't British

>>77268972

Such racism

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>>77260534
>tfw an atuismal Texan is about to win your golf Open

Froome is a fraud, all work was done by his team, especially Kwiatkowski and Landa.

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>>77268993
Is this bait

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>>77268769
Not even one win

Fucking kek

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>>77260534
>America has fewer TdF wins than Luxembourg

>>77269170
Americans prefer the mobility scooter you see.

>>77269129
Will be interesting when Landa pops off to Movistar next year. You'd have to say he'd be Froome's biggest rival next year.

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>>77269104
>speef

>>77268972
Fairly revisionist he was pretty fucking fast as a kid, he won the junior worlds 200m at 15..

He's just physically different to all other sprinters look at him compared to them, steroids don't give you a perfect height and perfect legs to body ratio etc. All his cool runnings teammates have failed tests but he never has.

>>77269259
Sky seem pretty good at replacing their domestiques. They've lost Uran, Porte and Poels in recent years and not really suffered for it

Landa out, Barguil in, the train continues

>>77268776
Beyond epic. The cycling version of Christmas morning.

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>>77268776
Floyd won in the life
http://dirtragmag.com/floyd-landis-launches-new-cannabis-company-in-colorado/

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>>77269278
It ends today.

>>77260580
just like mo farah? lyl

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huge casual here, I don't care who wins, I enjoy the scenery and the comfy threads.

I greentext some cyclists' names to fit in without knowing who they are

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>>77268538
>>77268675
>le salty french fans can't stand the mighty anglo's success
Hon hon hon hon hon. :D

>>77268754
Yes. Look at the man, he's tall and gangly, and stick thin. The mechanics of his body are ideal for cycling. That's why he breaks those records.

>>77270496
>mighty anglo
>that pic