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Main card (FOX at 8 p.m. ET) Chris Weidman vs. Kelvin Gastelum

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Main card (FOX at 8 p.m. ET)

Chris Weidman vs. Kelvin Gastelum

Dennis Bermudez vs. Darren Elkins

Patrick Cummins vs. Gian Villante

Jimmie Rivera vs. Thomas Almeida

Undercard (FOX at 6 p.m. ET)

Lyman Good vs. Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos

Rafael Natal vs. Eryk Anders

Ryan LaFlare vs. Alex Oliveira

Damian Grabowski vs. Chase Sherman

>Undercard (UFC Fight Pass now)

Jeremy Kennedy def Kyle Bochniak by decision

Marlon Vera def Brian Kelleher by submission

Junior Albini def Timothy Johnson by TKO

Shane Burgos def. Godofredo Pepey via unanimous decision (30-26 x2, 29-28)

Chris Wade def. Frankie Perez via unanimous decision (29-28 x2, 30-27)
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Who is your favorite women's mixed martial artist?
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>winklejohn teaching his fighters to perfect the eyepoke

madman
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>>77259079
Cyborg
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>>77259079
Do you have a life outside of here you loser?
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>>77259079
Cyborg
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2nd for Conor *GADOOSH*ing floyd
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>>77259079
if that's not a bot, you have a problem
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dick "the pillowfist" sherman
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>>77259116
i solved the captcha (3 doors) and have a broken mouse (left click fell off and i'm holding it in place)
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>HW fights that go past round 1
Worse than anything women could ever do
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If your picks arent on here, blame calnderguy. I'm just goofing
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How do you get KOd by a jab
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>>77259108
No, I don't have a life here either. I'm bed ridden though so wgaf.
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Anyone know if Rogan is fight companioning this or what?
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>>77259074
megan is perfect except joebee
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>>77259147
Are you not well
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>>77259079
gina thicc obv
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>>77259150
He and Schaub are on a break
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>>77259146
being a gracie
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>>77259146
you're gassed, it's a powerful and stiff jab and your chin is made of pudding
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30-27 mayo chimp

>>77259131
that's admirable, get help
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cowboy is going to lose bad lads
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>>77259150
Why are there no Downies at the UFC level?
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>no bonus

Literally only getting 24k for that lmao
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>>77259137
POST YOUR GOOFS HERE FOR VERSION 2.0
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>>77259146
Be a chinlet
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>>77259079
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>>77259147
>I'm bed ridden
Lol so you're a fucking cripple?
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dc_mma
We are ready!!! Training camp is done. We are on our way to Anaheim, now relax , recover, weigh in and do my thing next week. Thanks to all my coaches for the commitment. You are the best in the game. @akajav @crazybobcook @camacho100 @rosendo_sanchez @leandrovbteam @themeleeway @slikbxr #andstill
https://www.instagram.com/p/BW3ZADnBNyE/
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>>77259181
>jpg
Your mother regrets your existence every single day
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what would you do if sage and dj rolled up in their spandex be honest
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>>77259161
must get tiring sitting down and watching something
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>>77259179
And roightfully so
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>the force is 1700
could they not write units in the script?
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>>77259150
karate + retard strength = top 10 LW

look at his wide stance reminiscence of conor mcgregor himself
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>>77259199
why
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>>77259194
looks really old
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>>77259173
because you must be this 89>QI high to be inside the octagon.
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>what no interview for me

B T F O
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>>77259101
It's in his book
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>>77259194
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>be me
>6'6"
>265 lbs shredded
>22 years old
>135 IQ
>8/10
>do ironmans for fun
>former college wrestler
>mechanical engineer
>charismatic and funny as fuck

i *could* start training MMA and take over the UFC in 3-4 years, but i think i'd rather keep earning $450k a year owning my own company and traveling all over the world
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>>77259146
Why do people say this?

a jab is a trike like any other
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>no interview

Fucking goofs
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Shitty event
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>>77259194
what are the odds he misses weight?
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>>77259226
/r/ThatHappened materia desu
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>>77259226

>charismatic and funny as fuck

unironically unfunny
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Ryan LaFlare, my arch nemesis
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>>77259213
he won't look old with his tongue wrapped around jon's cock, dork
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>>77259226
It is incredibly sad someone took the time to write all of this out.
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>>77259202
From each other I mean
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>QuestChat

Lmao fucking yanks
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>>77259181
Here, are you happy now?
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Stop harassing temporary goofs guy. He's goofing people who already made their picks. If you didn't get them in on time, shame on you. The card started 2.5 hours ago. Tough shit.
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>>77259226
Nice larp
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>>77259239
Was just thinking about that.
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>>77259269
Is that like Adventure Call?
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>>77259239
0%

DON'T FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL
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tfw biggest neck itt
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>>77259284
>>77259270
>>77259181
It was only a matter of time before this turned into a shitshow
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Rothwell KO'd Shob with slaps
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>>77259300
theres no way it could have ended any differently
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Incoming stinker. Peter LaFleur is boring as fuck.
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>>77259181
>>77259270
>>77259284
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>>77259239
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>>77259300
shut up your boy is about to get destroyed
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ARE YOU HAPPY NOW YOU FUCKS? DID I MAKE YOU PROUD DAD?!
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>>77259287
kill date

>>77259284
looks slick
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leflare will win
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>>77259074
Good job not putting a subject, you dumb, worthless loser.
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Lads I may be fucked with times, help me figure this out. When does the main event start, more or less? In three hours?
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>>77259284
thanks anon..
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>>77259342
you forgot my picks
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Wait what the hell, since when was Cowboy on the card?

Why isn't he on the main card? He's been winning too
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>>77259338
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>>77259342
You're welcome lads, if you submit your picks late you dont deserve to be on the list but im a nice dude
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>>77259342
its ok joey, calm down
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>>77259355
Fuck off casual
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american adverts are pretty odd desu
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Another incoming boring fighter between two grapplers.
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>>77259361
fuck you
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>>77259355
The main event or main card? The main card starts in a around a hour and a half
The main event is probably 2 hours or so, probably mroe
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>>77259355
just watch all of it
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>>77259350
It's okay you can get the next thread you obese spamming loser.
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>>77259355
Yeah my fellow Argentian
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>Weidman flukes out against Anderson twice
>barely beats machida
>almost gets stopped by a skeletor vitor
>people actually thought he was good


So many mma casuals here baka
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I've never seen a Busch beer IRL in my life
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>>77259355
Between 2 and 3
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>>77259342
Unironically yes, thank you
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>>77259355
main events are at the start on ufc cards, it ends with the prelims, you missed gastelum's ko sorry bud.
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>>77259355
I'm surprised you figured that out running on CPT
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>>77259388
>barely beats machida
>won 4 rounds
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>it's a stann tries to authentically pronounce oliiveira 15 different ways episode

incoming
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>>77259397
Don't thank him thank me
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does oliveira have blue eyes?

pretty as fuck desu
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I like LaFlare but at the same time I'm bitter because I lost 100 Genuine Ausbux betting on him vs Maia.
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/DC/
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>>77259421
kek
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>>77259407
his faggot ass is getting koed tonight just wait and see
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haven't had BK in ages. they have a new chicken parm sandwich. thinking about getting one for the main card, anyone tried it?
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>>77259425
>gay pettis bong
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>>77259426
i bet you really enjoyed that fite
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What dirty shit is this hue gonna pull tonight?
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Oliveira is such a monkey
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How is Oliveira not on the main card or at least main eventing Fox prelims?
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>>77259453
Hell no!
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>>77259425
green
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>>77259436
No but its Burger King it cant be good, get some nuggets 10 for $1.50
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>>77259421
oliverra
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>>77259435
Post slip
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>>77259436
Yep, currently posting from the ICU. Go for it senpai
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john is a big guy
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Oliveira is the consummate hue.
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>>77259462
>dude can't stand up any more
>still wins
>you lose real muney

fun times
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>>77259459
because some people aren't faggots like you who wanna see some grappler hold onto a half naked sweaty man all night
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>>77259388
you are a worse than a casual in that you have spend the time watching but still have shit opinions
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>>77259467
thx my nigga, but if i'm getting nugs it's gonna be from wendy's
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>>77259386
Ok I will. Already got it ready
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>>77259478
i feel like bruce buffer is taking the piss out of big john's weight when he emphasizes ''big''
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>>77259381
Main event, I may or may not have to leave soon-ish and I'm trying to figure out if I can get to watch the main event whole or not.
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>>77259489
good work buddy
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>>77259426
Why the fuck would you pick a ground fighter with zero standup against Maia?
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>>77259459
Might be in the doghouse for missing weight
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>>77259489
not if i get to it first
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>>77259489
BASED
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>>77259503
he's australian
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My bets are in
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>>77259503
Expected him to stop Maia's takedowns. Don't think he stopped a single one.
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Post your UFC walkout song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
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>>77259490
puttin respek on his name is all

>>77259504
that was ages ago
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when DC retires you think he'll get a Dana White spinoff show called Looking For A Succ?
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>>77259397
Good cause I'm not changing it again
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>...and theyre quiet cause theyre striking coaches

lol stann is funny
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Is this the longest top control without a single strike thrown? Has to be a record surely
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>>77259489
Make sure it's IMG_xxx and a shob image you seething loser lmao
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>>77259540
lmao yes
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More like Ryan LaSleep
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>more wrestlefucking

REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>77259530
He still would've had to take Maia down to win. Did you not see what happened when Shael did that? Or, for that matter, how Maia, at a higher weight class, easily took Shael, who now fights at 205, down?
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If you didn't enjoy that then you're a casual who needs to go back to mandrama
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not even the hometown crowd is cheering for LaFlare lol
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>>77259534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
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>>77259484
Shut up I'll knock you out
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>>77259562
I'm gonna use a dock pic
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>North-South position for half a round with no damage
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>>77259570
I expected him to do light boxercise and win via not being taken down. I was wrong, and I should probably just heem myself.
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These fights suck
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>>77259561
Plz someone must know the stat
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>>77259534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Se9vvLsVUI
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Wow grappling is such a beautiful form of martial arts i totally appreciate how skilled both competitors are!
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>>77259593
5'4"
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I like wrestling
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>yfw based Ramzan is probably also watching this card at this very instant

Do you think he posts on /heem/?
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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LAFLEUR SLEEPY
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WOW
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HEEM SLEEPY
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ONE PUNCH
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>>77259436
Chicken parm you taste so good
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God damnit
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HEEEEEEM
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SLEEPY
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HEEEEEEEEMMMED
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HUEEEEEEEE
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>oliveira doing his best anderson silva impression

can dana just get rid of all the goofs that show up to have a fun sparring session?
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HEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM

All wresting fags deserve that fate
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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HEEEM SLEEPY
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HEEEM DED
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fuck what a fluke

parlay ruined
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HOLY SHIT HEEM OUT
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HEEEEEEM
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FUUUG
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Cerrone needs to humble this faggot again
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fuck
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>>77259074
RYAN LAHEEMED
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HE'S FUCKING DEAD
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WOW
OWO
WOW
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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>>77259636
Apologize
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*sprints towards your fist*
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BASED HUEBOY

H
E
E
M
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don't you get suspended for leaving the cage in NY?
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>tfw Laflare is my boy
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HEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM
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wan paunch bruvva
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>>77259636
Pretty accurate impression 2bh.
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Absolutely based monkey.

New Yorkers deserve to suffer in every possible way.
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bah gawd that counter upper so sexy
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hue cowboy didn't even have to cheat tonight
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>>77259636
okay, i apologize
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YES EVIL COWBOY WINS, STAY MAD FAGGOTS
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>>77259665
unironically yes
yes ny is the least free state in the usa
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>>77259662
>what did he mean by this
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Lads Brazillian Cowboy is lowkey getting some notable wins
Could be a contender at WW.
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COWBOY GETTIN SUMMA DAT NYSAC WHITE POOSAY
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Lads, how tall are you?
5'11 here
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>>77259515
AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>77259602
You people need to shut the fuck up. Dont watch if you think it sucks
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>>77259636
D.E.D
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Cowboy Hue is no slouch, I thought for sure he was already ranked
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>>77259284
Weidman
Bermudez
Villante
Rivera
Good
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>>77259620
is ronaldo's friend /fa/?
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i'm glad the skinhead lost.

Fuck racists.
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>>77259566
Pretty accurate nickname for him after he faceplanted
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>>77259687
can u get the overhead?
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>>77259688
6'1
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#slept
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100% of upsets are KOs. I want to watch manhugging, not luckflailing.
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Is anybody gonna do the New York vs The World thing picks guy made? I'll do it if nobody else is gonna
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>>77259687
As soon as he lands on the canvas he leaves some blood
That uppercut must have been something
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LOL that stupid fuck left the cage

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/12/15265478/charles-oliveira-suspended-60-days-by-nysac-for-leaving-cage-at-ufc-210

https://www.mmafighting.com/2016/11/23/13732868/yoel-romero-suspended-60-days-by-nysac-for-leaving-cage-after-beating
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Other than being a dickhead in the will Brooks fight ..I enjoy watching Brazilian cowboy fight , he always puts on entertaining fights .
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Deserves it for that whack first round

Based Brazilian cowboy working whitebois
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>>77259688
5'11.9
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lol get fucked LaFlare mbby u should have thrown strikes in Round 1
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Is that Pat Patterson?
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>>77259674
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>>77259684
*gallops into slept*
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>>77259687
Fuck brazilian fans! Booing him after he KO'd LaHeem.
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>>77259685

He should be a contender for sure now.

The last time he hasn't looked really sharp was his loss vs. real cowboy
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>>77259722
hahaha the absolute mad man
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>>77259688
5ft8 and could heem 9/10 people itt
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>>77259688
5'6"

Don't care
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>>77259724
i enjoyed him being a dickhead in the will brooks fight. will brooks is a faggot
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https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/7/22/16014518/report-luke-rockhold-vs-david-branch-could-headline-ufc-pittsburgh-mma-news

>Rockhold could get Yoel
>Wants David Branch
Who is that lads
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>>77259722
>2 months suspension
Oh no what's he gonna do lmao
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>>77259722
>suspended-60-days

How will he ever recover
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>>77259733

>Literally run in with your chin in the air

Why?
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>>77259515
Ahahhaha
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>>77259724
You didnt see the Moontasari fight or the Means rematch did you
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>>77259686
She was THICC af
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>>77259722
>60 days

Wow, its slightly longer than a normal medical suspension
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>>77259688
Dunno, too afraid to measure myself haha

I'm around 5'10-6'0" tho
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Such a beautiful language.
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Interracial fights are not fair for the white guy
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>>77259740
>Don't care
keep telling yourself
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>>77259744
flushed and gadooshed
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>>77259734
Wasn't that short notice too? If Cowboy loses against Robbie, I wouldn't mind seeing a rematch
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>Brian "Stop the Fun" Stann
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>Portuguese language
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how long until this disgusting fat fuck fights?
>he weighed 350lbs at age 13
>he has stretch marks on his fucking shoulders
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Reminds me of this fight
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is that the last prelim fight?
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Brutal
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>>77259733
>>77259733
He got aldo'd
>MMA fighters throwing punches with no sense of defense whatsoever
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>>77259758
>tfw no PAWG nysac gf
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>>77259688
>5"7
>tried to lie and say 5"9 on my license when i was 16
>the old woman at the dmv put on my license 5"4
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BRAZEEW
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>>77259683
never change NY
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THE CHIN HAS TO BE TUCKED
/HEEM/, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT READING THE TELEPROMPTER BUT I AM AN EXPERT
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>>77259778
lmao so accurate
>>
>>77259779
he fought
>>
>>77259744
Lel now he is calling WSOF guys, what a pusseh

>I-i-i'm a s-samurai
>>
>>77259779
retard
>>
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Portuguese is a beautiful language
>>
>new yorker
>wrestlerfucker

how can anybody be upset that this guy got heemed
>>
>>77259779
he slept Tim Johnson
>>
>>77259753
I watched the Means rematch ...why what did he do ? I don't remember.
>>
>>77259779
He literally heemed the #12 HW in the world in the 1st
>>
>>77259780
what level of chin is that
>>
>>77259812
It was boring cage hugging with the occasional trip takedown before he got the sub
>>
>>77259803
Based crowd shot webm ausbro coming though with the non fight moments. We appreciate you m8
>>
>>77259807
landlocked loser lmao
>>
>>77259743
Will brooks is a whiny faggot with zero mental fortitude. Loved when evil cowboy whooped him
>>
>>77259744
WSOF prospect that just beat Jotko in a snoozer. No idea if it's true, but there's a rumor that's been floating around that Rockhold has been inactive because he refuses to take any fights for the interim belt which would prevent him from leaving the UFC
>>
>>77259824
Gunnar level
>>
>Get this. Apparently after the fight, Albini told the media he's never had more than $100 at any point in his life. He didn't make a penny for his last nine fights. His two-year old daughter has had no toys, so she's been playing with empty shampoo bottles. Tonight is the most money he's ever had in his life. Never forget what some of these fighters go through to make something of themselves. Never forget some of these fighters are just dirt poor kids trying to have a little something in their back pockets.

how can you hate on the man
>>
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>>77259710
Was hoping they'd show an overhead without MetroPCS logo, but looks like this webm will be moving to metro.
>>
Damn they straight up showed DC crying in that promo.
>>
>>77259744
He knows david branch wont touch his baby deleted chin, yoel will
>>
>>77259803
I like this guy. Doesn't give a single fuck
>>
jones fans = edge lord NEETs
dc fans = real fight fans with disposable income
>>
>>77259803
no touchy
>>
PLEASE BE A SIDE BY SIDE INTERVIEW

YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA SIT THERE AND LET YOU KILL ME JON?
>>
>>77259835
yea im bummed that he has a cool nickname like "Ill Will" when he fights like such a bum
>>
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Why do some mma fighters sound like they've been hit by a train after they retire?
>>
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>>77259803
"Senor cowboy, please, not the local women.">>77259807
>>
>>77259803
WHITEBOISS
>>
>>77259845
Dana is so based
>>
>>77259284
Good
Rivera
Villante
Elkins
Gastenlum
>>
>>77259859

>posting a brain dead retard
>>
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>yo DC
>you succ
>>
>>77259859
edgy
>>
>>77259842
>WSOF prospect

not really a prospect, he is 35 years old and has been fighting for a while
>>
>>77259854
We've already established it's the other way around.
>>
>>77259795
Portuguese sounds like a kid with Down's syndrome speaking Spanish with a mouth full of peanut butter.
>>
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>>77259854
dc fans = crying in their rooms
jones fans = sandblasting prostitutes
>>
>>77259866
ITs too late dude, the card has already started
>>
>>77259849
Imagine if Aldo did this to McGregor. What timeline would we be in?
>>
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>>77259787
Kek, did she also put ''When will they ever learn?'' on there as well?
>>
DC is such a faggot. How he managed to be less likable than Jon Jones is incredible.
>>
Holy fuck this wide man NYC thing is awful
>>
>>77259803
kek
>>
>>77259842
>prospect

He fought in the UFC before. He's almost forty. Gtfo casual goof.
>>
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>>77259850
They really cucked DC in that promo

>"After I beat him, Daniel just sitting there crying in front of his wife and kids"
>>
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this weidman promo is fucking cringe
>>
>new york is a pain to get around

Thanks weedman great job
>>
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>>77259787
>>
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>>77259688
>doc measures me, says 183
>few months later nurse measures me, says 180
>>
>Waow what a nice job by Chris Weidman!
>>
>>77259913
>>77259902
No fun allowed

I liked it
>>
>>77259894
all she did was make cops think it was fake cause the height was wrong
>>
The way Anik said ''Wow, what a nice job by Weidman'' sounded like he was talking about a macaroni painting made by a kid with downs.
>>
if it weren't for the accent, I'd be convinced that Weidman is a fraudulent New Yorker
>>
so sleepy already lads :(

im not gonna make it tonight.

i wish you some spicy bangers
>>
>>77259934
my sides
>>
>>77259934
kek
>>
>>77259936
why exactly?
>>
>>77259688
187cm, so 6'2 if you round up, 6'1 if you don't
>>
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>>77259884

based hueboy
>>
>>77259936
he's got that pollution tainted skin he's totally from long island
>>
tbeartim (Tim Johnson)
Have no excuses, and definitely not hanging my head. Went out there with the intent to throw my hands and I was accomplishing that well. Junior hit a sweet spot and a flash knockout happened, he came to game and is one hell of a good sport. I'm disappointed in the out come, but not in how I was performing. Just another lesson and experience for my life book, for in loss you gain more hunger. This is a step back, but two steps forward are to come. Thanks to my family friends and teammates who are always supportive win or lose #AmericanAF
https://www.instagram.com/p/BW3c_Dahtsj/
>>
Bellator is better than this trash
>>
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THE FORCE IS 1700 HUNDRED WHAT DJ!?
>>
>>77259950
that promo felt really touristy, but i suppose the script and everything else was predetermined
>>
>they will never enjoy an authentic Maxwell Street hotdog
>they will never taste REAL, authentic, Chicago-style deep dish pizza
>they will never drive up to Wisconsin for the weekend to go camping, fishing, or just to chill at their parents' lake house
>they will never experience the thrill of B1G TEN football
>they will never attend a Cubs game at Wrigley Field

A moment of silence for Jew Yorkers
>>
>>77259944
Thanks lad, goodnight
>>
>>77259970
Lol k
>>
>>77259977
Chicago sounds nice!
>>
friendship ended with tyron

now demetrious is my best friend
>>
>>77259944
Seriously dude? The main card starts 2 hours than it normally does. Put on some coffee and man the fuck up.
>>
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>>77259934
what did he say that about
>>
>>77259936
The 5 boroughs are shit, you know what else is shit? When you're driving up to Niagra Falls and it's a complete industrial wasteland.
>>
>>77259977
i like the thin new york pizza better than that garbage chicago deep dish desu
>>
5'8 people are the most powerful race
>>
>>77259977
Say it with me

Landlocked
o
s
e
r
>>
>>77259977

>something about burgers and commercials

sounds gr8
>>
>>77259999
lel
>>
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>>77259977
>Chicago pizza being better than NY Pizza
>Chicago pizza being good at all
>>
>>77259973
Pound force
>>
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>>77259982
lellator has good memes 2bh
>>
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Is it possible for a fighter to come back after being deleted? Has anyone ever done it lads
>>
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>>77259977
>they will never get to experience that feel when da burrs win da superb owl
>neither will you
>>
>>77259974
well yeah I'm pretty sure people who live downstate don't visit times square like it's fucking cool
>>
>>77259977
wow chicago must suck
>>
>>77259999
Quadrilaterals confirm
>>
Britbongs and their awful gambling ads
>>
>>77259990
The cringe Wiedman promo.
>>
Natal is a memer
>>
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>>77259984
>Chicago sounds nice!
>>
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>>77259787
haha
>>
>>77259688
5'3"
I really like Mighty Mouse.
>>
>ya boy

MY SIDES
>>
>>77260014

When the fun stops, stop.
>>
S A P O
A P O
P O
O
>>
>ufc puts every fight from new york that can 9n the long island card
>they're all white
Why is the ufc racist? There's no good reason Aljamain isn't on this card that's in his home town
>>
>ya boy
>>
>>77260014
It's troubling isn't it?
>>
Is his nickname "ya boy"

Did I just hear Bruce Buffer say "ya boy"?
>>
>>77259688
6 1 didnt know there were so many manlets here
>>
>Vanessa Hansen

card saved. couldn't stand looking at uggo palmer and arianny "sheik toilet paper" celeste
>>
tennis wasn't well enough rafael?
>>
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who else is drinking a pint??
>>
>OH SHIT IT'S YA BOI
>>
>>77260042
ya boi
>>
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>>77259977
>Big 10 football
>Lake house instead of beach house
The north disgusts me
>>
>>77260028
>>77260042

>niggers
>>
>>77259977
This nigga talking down to NYC when he lives in Chicago lmao
>>
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>bragging about who's concrete shithole is better
>>
>>77260008
lol you seriously seem like an american it's ridiculous how much you know about the usa, i talk to you here daily
>>
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>>77259886
just use this one senpai
>>
Kevin Lee looking big
>>
>>77260014
WHA U TALKIN ABOUT M8 I'LL BET IF I WANT TO I DON'T AVE A PROBLEM OK???
>>
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Heem fency
>>
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>>77260047

6 in breh, what you drinking

tell me it isnt something "lite"
>>
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DES-PA-CITA
>>
bouncing off the fence webm pls
>>
>>77260007
Reem and Cro Co
>>
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fucking anik and dominick "i sound like I'm always about to burst into tears" cruz? was there any reason given for goldberg getting sacked? seems really weird no one made more of a fuss
>>
>>77260078
lagunitas lucky 13
>>
HEEM RUNNY
>>
Brutality
>>
*charges headfirst into cage*
>>
FUCKIN BASED
>>
dumbfuck runs right into the cage
>>
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>
Holy fuck Anders is good
>>
rip
>>
Why is Natal so high on the card, i've neever been impresed with one aspect of his game

also heem
>>
HEEM FUCKING SLEEPY
>>
>dead frog
>>
jesus, head bounced off the canvas
>>
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>>77260069
I got it covered bruh
>>
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>
HEEM SLEEPY
>>
>>77259859

They played by old rules and took a hell of a beating
>>
Robert Whittaker's brother is 100% BEAST MY MAN
>>
>>77259074
What is this? A picture for manlets?
>>
YA BOY

MY BOY
>>
SLEEPY
>>
>>77260081

i miss this girl's online show. a lot of dutch girl butts
>>
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>
HEEEEM FUCCCCKINNGGG KNOCCKEEED THEE FUCCCKKK OUUUTTTT
>>
>>77260103
you forgot my picks
>>
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>dat last punch
good job ref
>>
>heem everyone, even myself
>runs headfirst into cage
>>
Christmas hue is such a journeyman
>>
are brazillians good at anything other than being cans?
>>
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HEEMS

HEEMS EVERYWHERE
>>
Damn, both our pepes got memed
>>
Man Anders has some power
>>
who let that mexican grandpa be in a ufc fight they should be ashamed
>>
>>77260121
fuck off
>>
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missed the heem
>>
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Gonna need a webm of Natal running into the fence

Time to retire buddy
>>
Any u niggas got a stream?
>>
what does heem mean
>>
Americans obsession with athleticism is so fucking odd
>>
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GADOOOOOOSH
>>
>>77260147
yup
>>
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*blocks your path*
>>
>>77260139

that's a new one for the collage
>>
>>77260139
lel
>>
>>77260147
sure
>>
ya boi is my low key boy
>>
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>>77260139
>>
>>77260139
Should I feel bad for laughing at this?
>>
>>77260154
THE BIG KIBOSH
>>
Guys like Anders sort of look unstoppable with the power they have. It often takes someone who's really technically sound to shut them down
>>
>>77260139
shades of Luis Cane
>>
That knee was illegal, shouldn't this be a NC?
>>
>>77260147

ufc.tv
>>
>>77260151
their athleticism definition = can do something really fast in a short period of time.

Because american sports are like 10 seconds of action then they take a break and talk in a huddle
>>
>>77260154
that was an early stopage
>>
>>77260139
>literally doing the Naruto run
M A D M A N
>>
this nigga on some liteskin shit
>>
can I get a roll tide
>>
i didn't realise black clowns existed
>>
>>77260126
kekkled
>>
>>77260163
3 steak kevin lee
>>
>MLS x Real

wtf is this shit
>>
>>77260062
So this is what life looks like when you're 5'4
>>
>>77260151
Its because there actually is athletic americans, unlike in your country buddeh
>>
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>>77260103
Good
Rivera
Cummins
Bermudez
Dude, WEEDman lmao
>>
>>77260139
Why did Natal dab at the begining?
>>
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>>77260126
>runs headfirst into cage
you'll like this webm
>>
>>77260139
hahahahhahah god why did i miss that

>>77260148
short for him
>>
that huge red afro is highly inappropriate
>>
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>>77260063
I'm a bit of an Ameriboo, handegg is a great sport, burrs are a trash team with nothing good going for them
>>
Is Anders /OUR BOY/?
>>
>>77260169
yea sloppy dudes with heavy hands can go really far. just like that Brazilian bantamweight garden gnome
>>
Holy shit how many steaks is Kevin Lee on

USADA do your fucking job
>>
i got ice cold veins in my blood my man
>>
>>77260202
how is it short when it's longer tho
>>
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>>77260193
>>
>>77260169
Is there an advantage to him playing college football? I feel like those guys handle getting punched/rocked better...?
>>
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>>77260157
>>
What's up with the nyc fighters they all get btfo in nyc events
>>
>it's a black man gets called articulate episode

tumblr btfo
>>
>>77260197
>tyson fury
>6ft9
>chubby gypsy
>faster than any american heavyweight

>no athletic brits
>>
Reminder Natal is actually Brazilian
>>
what are the chances that jon actually likes his wife?
>>
>yyeee bebby yee bebby


>That is one articulate young man

What did Anik mean by this?
>>
>>77260154
Shades of Brandon Shob
>>
>>77260231
Lmao that subconscious racism from anik
>>
>>77259137
sweet
>>
>athleticism
>articulate
low key rayciss, did they drop an explosive?
>>
>ey, I appreciate Israel
wew
>>
>>77260222
it's only one word
>>
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>>77260224
You could say that.
>>
>>77260231
He does stutter a bit
>>
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now we get to wait 2 rounds for the next fight to start
>>
>>77260230
Because its a city full of people that are good at talking shit but are actually pussies.

If anyone ever brings up "im from new york" as a thing that makes them tough, you can take them.
>>
>the chaos
>the drugs
>the alcohol

uhh, alcohol is a drug though
>>
>>77260213
Yeah that's what I mean. I kind of don't like it. MMA is a bit of a pure combat sport, but it kind of reflects poorly when some people who perhaps aren't that good technically can climb so high. UFC's the highest level and even here you see guys who really aren't that good, or even downright sloppy.
I know the sport is young, and I know the 4oz gloves means this is going to just happen, but compare it to something like Boxing, and I don't think these guys would get as far
>>
>>77259965
based Big Tim
>>
NEW

>>77260239
>>77260239
>>77260239
>>77260239
>>
>>77260224
Nah, chin only deteriorates so all them head bumps would actually make it worse. But if you play football at a high level you're probably a good athlete and a pretty tough guy so it can translate into martial arts well at least on the physical level.
>>
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>>77260154
>dat bouce on the canvas
>>
>>77260234
Lmao hows Tyson Fury doing these days? You guys gotta hold onto literally anything you can
>>
>>77259687
McGregorveira
>>
>imma teacha class imma be mental trainin
>imma giddis treamen to alla middaweights
>Imma scoop da hoop n beep duh skeet

Articulate young man
>>
>>77260245
he didn't expect him to be able to speak language
>>
>>77260264
they're just mad because their pizza is so thin and bland
>>
>>77260270
>10 posts early
nice try spammer
>>
early threads should be a lifetime ban
>>
new thread


>>77260239
>>77260239
>>77260239
>>
I want to manhandle Olivi's tight little body.
>>
>>77259688
6'3 :^)
>>
>>77259803

>having such low standards in white women

Come on, Cowboy. You're a charismatic professional fighter with KO power. You can do much better than that landwhale tranny.
>>
>>77259688
6'2 in fat sole shoes which I never take off. Not even in bed. And never will.
>>
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>>77260197
Right, the UK has no athletes...
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