>South American player joins club in England or Europe >doesn't

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Great thread!

>"it's a club with great tradition"
>"amazing fans and atmosphere"

>soccer is so boring you cant watch it unless you understand the language the players are speaking

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http://www.90min.com/posts/5280405-former-man-utd-favourite-diego-forlan-on-the-verge-of-a-shock-move-to-norway-this-summer
>Sandefjord? Let me tell you something, when I grew up in Uruguay me and all my friends used to watch the Norwegian league. It was our favorite league, if it didn't air on television we would listen to the games on the radio. Sandefjord was my team, this is a dream come true.

>"I came here because it gives me the best chance to win CL"
>joins Liverpool

>american
>exist
>is fat

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>Joins Chinese team
>Let me tell ya, me and my lads used to watch the Chinese Third Division every day, the Qunzhao Nán rén have always been my favorite team, this is a dream come true

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>I am always looking for a challenge, so the next step in my career naturally had to be India.

Literally, in a literal way, never happened

>>77220675
name 5 players

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>Sunday 13th July, 2003
>Harry Kewell rejected the chance of a move to Manchester United because he wanted to join a club that is "on the up", according to his agent.

>The Australian completed an acrimonious £5m move from Leeds United to Liverpool last week.

>"I think Manchester United are destined to go into a downturn.

>"Harry signed a five-year deal with Liverpool and wanted to go to a team that's on the up."

>>77220897
poor man, someone must have bamboozled him.

>>77220897
JUST

>>77220897
Well he did win the champions league tbf