>preseason manchester derby in texas Wew, does it get any

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>>77219642
>airs at 5 am here

reeeeee

Looks like American football's JJ Watt of the Houston Texans met with Sergio Aguero of City and swapped jerseys. I guess we know what side he's on, then.

Wow this one's for all the marbles!

>5am

well fuck

>Playing a friendly against your rivals for foreign money

Disgusting.

>>77219642
Heading to the game on the metro... I'm wearing my Man Utd TSUUUUUU jersey

>>77221180

JJ Watt is a Chelsea fan, he tweets about them quite often.

>>77226119
Ah, did not realize that. Thanks, anon.

Fucking stupid. They should be playing when I can actually watch it.

>>77219642
it doesn't even count as a derby if it's not being played in the same country
fuck manchester simple as

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>>77226140
>>77226128
>>77221783

Can't even watch your own team. BONGS BTFO

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>it's a mouyes vs poop episode

>>77226140
Their hotels are in the same city therefore it is a derby, Anon.

>ManUtd, ManCity, Real, and Barce all under one roof

Name a more stacked league.

Looks like US has finally taken over soccer.

>>77226128
Well, arent you gonna watch it anyway? The match starts in less than an hour and you're still shitposting.

>>77227974
>manpoo
>manshitty
>qatarlona
>stacked
Ayy

>>77227983
it starts in 2 and a half hours you mong

I'm going to the game with a QT. What's your excuse /sp/?

is the full match gonna be recorded anywhere?
cba staying up for it and highlights are usually shit for preseason friendlies

When do it start

what fucking channel is this suppose to be on?

>>77228214
>>77228438
10pm Eastern on ESPN

>>77228106
no money and no qt

>>77219642
Took me 5 minutes to find this thread.

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CITY XI: Ederson, Adarabioyo, Kompany (C), Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Walker, Foden, De Bruyne, Sterling, Aguero, Roberts

I went to Swansea-Union and it was fantastic desu

Though I think a good part was that I was hanging out with the like, hundred or so Welshies who were really into it.

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Texas bros report in

>>77229409
Looks like Mou is taking this seriously

>>77229409
>Foden
based

>no left back
less based

>mouyes playing his first team in a pre season friendly

kek

What time does this shit start lads?

>>77229482
>>77229440
Mou seriously does not like Pep

>>77229536
30 mins

>>77229543
Ah ok thanks. I turned on the stream and it was some documentary about George Best so I got confused.

>>77229543
He's actually helping because City want to test their kids against proper sides

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>>77229536

>>77229543
Wtf I thought I saw 9:30 (US EST) somewhere. Comfy mode is disrupted

>>77229580
They always announce match time for football for when the coverage starts, rather than when the game starts as most US sports do

Pep trying to injure Kompany before the season even starts

>>77229580
I think it's 9:30 Central Time, since the game is in Houston.

>>77229580
>>77229607
see >>77229569

>de gay

>foden roberts adarabioyo

Based

3-2 City

>tfw could've gone to this but instead am going to shitty spurs-city game

Can't wait until based Marcus from Wythenshawe bangs in a hatty

>playing a friendly against your biggest rivals

>>77229661
No chance, Utd will walk this. 4-1 is my prediction. Mourinho the autismo fielded his 1st team and Pep is playing kids.

>>77229693
They will make more from this friendly that their next 10 PL games combined.

Why is some George Best shite still playing on all streams? Doesn't the game kick off in 11 minutes?

>>77229687
*Manchester's brave Adarabioyo blocks his path*

I bet one of them will blame the TX dry heat.

when the FUCK does this game actually start?!?

>>77229710
I live in Houston and I have no idea what audience they're going for here. Mexishits?

>>77229711
acestream://3d82ac3585b3dc8caa05f88d03bd05877a2c7f9b

>>77229711
Have some respect, la.

it's america we have the ronald mcdonald race before kick off so around 9:05

>>77229719
>Houston
>dry heat
>dry
You have no idea what it's like here, do you. Houston was built on a swamp. Think about that for a bit.

>>77229721
8 bings

this is the meme competition so if it's a draw we'll get penalties

>>77229738
ok good ive already seen this george best 30for30

>>77229722
not you, but i'm sure they will find someone in the other 2 million people living in the city, and another 4mil living in the metro area.

>gringos are all going to be watching this shit so they don't have to experience us raping our way into the final to humiliate Drumpf on his own turf
jajajajajajajajajajja

more like george worst lol

>>77229744
True enough. Our suburbs are getting so full they look like actual urban areas, so white folks are moving out to the exurbs.

US national anthem sounds like ass.

how many subs are allowed in this shitshow?

>>77229732
I'll ad mit that I don't, even though I have a cousin there who has been inviting me for a visit for years...
What do I know, I'm a northerner. Well I guess it's the same over there too. To day I survived a 68% humidity. Fucking hell

>>77229766
Summers in Houston:
DAILY 90-100 degree F high temps
NIGHTLY 70-80 degree F low temps
DAILY 70-100% humidity

>>77229722
Houston has 400,000 Mexican-Americans in its Metropolitan area.

>>77229732
This. Houston is the most humid place I've ever been too, and I grew up in Miami. It's no wonder you guys made tunnels.

>>77229778
>It's no wonder you guys made tunnels.
I'm actually impressed they were able to build them, given our "gumbo" soil that likes to move around all the time, and expands/contracts a lot depending on soil wetness.

where is jesus

>>77229793
in heaven haha

post yfw mou has to resort to fellaini hoofball to defeat a bunch of U18s and a decrepit Yaya Touré

>>77229800
holy repeating digits batman

where is gabriel

>all the united fans are mexicans

>all these fat american bandwagoners in the crowd
fucking kek

>>77229816
the angel?

in heaven haha

>>77229778
>>77229722

There's alot of transplants here so I don't think Mexishits actually give a fuck about English teams.

where is gabriel jesus

>tfw that George Best 30 for 30
>tfw I'm an alcoholic

>>77229831
on the bench

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who /customer/ here?

>>77229831
they're both in heaven haha

>>77229831
ask Otamendi

>>77229834

me too man

>bro hug

Good to see Yaya.

-ynited customer

>>77229834
Stop

>>77229836

reporting in.

>>77229836
>>77229848
what's this customer thing about

>>77229834
>>77229849
Shit... you can easily guess what I'm doing.

Jesus, how many space-references are they going to make? We havent launched a space shuttle in years.

>>77229858
people who arent from the local area are customers

>>77229849

:<

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>>77229866
A lot of customers tonight.

>sterling even gets booed in america

Digits and Kompany is injured this game

>>77229866
He's baiting you. It's a brit/sp/ meme, and there's no right answer for the question.

Looking slick

hot crowd to be honest

>Ederson's neck tattoo

Jesus christ, man

International Costumers Cup

CITEH

>Lukaku amazing assist
>Lingard fucks up first touch

POTTERY

>>77229891
>Ederson

Brazilian? Why are neck tattoos so popular in southern America?

That disgusting tattoo on ederson

Looks like some cholo

>houston
>chicano heaven

"Ehhh putos" in muh premier leauge kike game.

Yes. Make it happen.

Fuck this , when does the scoring begin. Fucking stupid sport

this crowd is better than EPL crowds

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>Tfw someone in Saudi Arabia is streaming this match in 4K

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>Britbongs posting ITT

are you fuckers NEETs? its literally 3 am over there. Also, I dont watch a lot of footie. Are these the actual Man U and Man City teams, or are these practice squads?

pep picking nose?

>>77229908

Yeah, he's a BR. It's tacky as fuck

Why does United, a supposedly elite team, have a player like Lingard on their roster?

When will ManU ditch Smalling, Blind and Lingard ? I'm not even a customer but they don't have what it takes to play in that team.

>>77229915
united have more first team players playing than city

not a neet either lad

united are looking good

>EXPOSED?

>>77229924
You can ask the same for citeh and Stirshit

>>77229915
its 3am on a Saturday. The Brits are all alcoholics

>>77229891
I'd wear a turtleneck forever if was him

>you now remember memelu lukapoo
lmao

>Sterling

Completely forgot about this guy.

>>77229932
Fuck me I am retarded, I am off tomorrow so I thought today was Friday.

>>77229927
They're fine to have in the squad. Just hope Lingard doesn't play nearly as many games as he did last season. Still don't feel United have done nearly enough in the transfer market desu

>>77229932
>Saturday

>>77229927
>I don't rate Blind

>>77229924
They're forced to have English players and there are no good ones.

Why does everyone hate Sterling?

>>77229927
One is a homegrown "talent", and the other one is a British "professional" in good form. The others are probably liked by the donors.>>77229927

>pass to Lukaku on the edge of the box
>he gets shoved and the ball ends up near the halfway line
that legendary first touch

>>77229957
Average player with speed but because he's English, he gets hyped to no end.

>lingard
Ffs. Just buy a decent player, Manure

>Paul Pogblart, dab cop

>>77229971
We're trying, but Inter are trying to rip us off

>>77229971
He is like the English version of Gabriel from Flamengo

Pogba's screams of discontent always crack me up

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>tfw cute girl at work
>shes almost autistic but still likes Pokemon
>shes half British
>and a 29 year old virgin
>also likes Pokemon like me tho
>weve hung out like 8 times outside of work doing Pokemon shit
>she hates American sports but loves soccer

Should I ask if she wants to go to an MLS game here? We have a team and Ive always been interested in going to one, even though I dont have a huge interest in the game yet

City have all these ads in their shirts

They look like an Eastern European team

Hope it's just for the preseason

>>77230003
Nah,go Pokemon hunting with her instead.

>>77230003
go for it lad

>that Pogba cut

>>77230016
They're trying to appeal to American Nascar fans

>>77230016
sleeve sponsors are allowed now

FUCKING FAT CUNT IN PINK LMAO

>>77230003
>still a virgin
What, did you ask, creep?

>>77230033
It's disgusting

Foden seems legit

>>77229991
Kek, perfectly! The kind of player who does a bit of everything but can't do anything properly

Webm pushing that fat pink guy out of the way?

>>77230033
Sad turn of events. Tricky capitalism.

>people think Rashford isn't gonna be GOAT in the next 2-3 years

New Giggs la

Is Smalling a budget Ferdinand?

>>77230003

you got this. time to fug

>>77230064
he wishes, no way near good enough on the ball

>>77230064
No, Jones is.

>>77230003
>29 year old virgin

Something seems fishy. No pun intended

>>77230064
Wes light Brown

> Two preseasons in a row Pep has been trialing new & young players to get experience
> Mourinho has such a fragile ego he always players his strongest team bar like 1 or 2 players to save face
What did their rivalry mean by this?

>>77230003

post pics of this chick lad and we can further advise

>>77230085
At least United won the treble last season la

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does Mourinho have a team of lanklets to make up for the fact that he's a manlet?

>>77230085
but the previous 2 preseason games for united had mourinho play a bunch of youngsters

England are you impressed with all the customers that showed up for this match?

>>77230098
>Blind
>Lanklet

>>77230059

Giggs was a pure winger. Rashford should be playing more central.

>>77230116
>Blind
>Can actually see

>>77230129
>Antonio Valencia
>doesn't play for Valencia

>>77230085
if you actually wanted to play youth you'd try to incorporate them into the team rather then just chuck them all out on a field then never speak to them again

>>77230129
>Rashford
>Actually has very nice skin and drives an Audi

>>77230122
The Giggs part is kind of a joke.
But I geniunely think Rashford could be great in the next years, I hope he does at least.
He can make a decent striker, or second striker.

Where is Wayne Rooney? He's the only reason I turned this crap on.

>>77230150
oh anon

how do you pronounce Mkhitaryan?

>>77230150
Dead

>>77230150
11/10 i shot blood out of my nipples

>Lingard touches the ball and fucks up the flow

everytime.

>>77230129
>DeBreun
>Is actually white

>>77230157
MK hit an aryan

>>77230150
Everton

>>77230157
Mickey the Aryan.

herrera is just stat padding Ederson, sad

love these adverts the americans have on during the game, wish we had them too

>Abdul-Nasir Oluwatosin "Tosin" Adarabioyo (born 24 September 1997)
>is an English professional footballer who plays as a defender for Premier League club Manchester City.

>Herrera's shots not flying straight into row Z

what the fuck

It's genuinely amazing that Tottenham were able to assemble a better squad than Man United for like 1/10 the price. What kind of retard is running the show at Old Trafford? The richest club in global football. The 3rd richest club in global sports. And the best you can do is Pogba, Lukaku, Mata, Fellaini? What the fuck?

>Kyle Walker
>is actually a great runner

>rashford in charge of running and thinking at the same time

Can't wait for Lukaku to come on and start firing those Dewey shots.

>>77230202
You're making this up. Can't be true.

>>77230200
Said no creature on the face of the earth ever...

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Opinions on Patrick Roberts, lads?

>>77230208
Those are all very good players though.

>>77230208
it's not that amazing. spurs didn't have high expectations, they put their trust in their manager instead of sacking him when things get tough. they stood their ground and developed talents instead of buying new ones every summer.

besides, spurs haven't won a thing yet

>>77230202
Tosin's from manchester leave him be

Whats with the bees on the kits m80s

did ederson have that tacky neck tat at benfica?

>>77230216
Lukaku has seriously not had a touch in this fucking game
He's either marked and can't shake it or just off side.

>>77230216
>Dewey
Wtf? Deadly* I've only had one beer

>>77230226

>place of birth: Manchester, England

The Islamification of England is complete.

>>77230208
Tbf Fellaini has seriously improved last season after that fuck up against Everton

Pogba, Mata and Lukaku are great fuck off.

>>77230240
it's a symbol of manchester, the worker bee. symbolises the hard working mancunians during the industrial revolution

it became a big thing when the manchester bombing happened too, plus proceeds of this game are going to the victims I think

>>77230237

How many years ago did "Mohammad" become the most popular male name in England?

I have a theory: Preseason matches are detrimental.

Smalling is ELITE

Smalling seriously wants that first team spot

rashford should never play on the left. what the fuck is he doing there.

It's another 0 0

>>77230279
>>77230237
leaf is speaking from experience, he knows what a Muslim takeover looks like first hand

Mickey T fucking sucks

>>77230297
at least we'll get penalties at the end

>>77230297
then there will be Blenulties

Kompany has been bossing that back line.

>>77230257
If such dude was "born" in 1997, just imagine how fucked Europe is after this huge wave of immigrants

>>77230236
>it's not that amazing.

I think it's kind of amazing. I'm a finance/numbers fag. Tottenham are closer to Everton* than they are to Liverpool. And yet they finished 2nd last season, and 3rd the season before that. By all rights, they should finish 6th every time. They're doing something impressive.

*"my team", they had Landon and Howard and I'm a hardcore nationalist

>besides, spurs haven't won a thing yet

True, they've won fuck all because their idiot manager seems to think they can win the league and throws away the EL/FA Cup so he can finish 2nd or 3rd. It's delusion of the highest level.

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>£90m

>>77230294

He really needs to take initiative and play off of Lukaku more. I don't care what Mou's instructions are; he needs to be playing more centrally.

>>77230280
you have to play some games to get your match fitness up

playing multiple games on the other side of the world against other top teams is literally nothing more than a money making exercise though

Lukakshit is gonna score less than 10 goals this season

Manure buying Pulisic when

Mou is going through the early stages of Fergi years. His real team is what you'll all see on the second half.

>>77230324
I'm a /lifelong/ Warriors fan and a customer and I love this pic

>>77230309

Nice try. We've already been cucked by Asians.

>>77230331
>playing multiple games on the other side of the world against other top teams is literally nothing more than a money making exercise though
this

would much rather stay in europe but that's not gonna bring in the money

Pogba and Herrera have been GOAT so far

>>77230341
Can I fuck your wife?

>>77230282
>Smalling is ELITE

LUKAKU

>Brazilian goal tending

7-1 INCOMING.

FUCKYEAR

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Did Edersons wife just get BLACKED?

Kek. Lukaku just scored after his first touch on the ball.

>Ederson
JUST FUCK MY BRAVO UP

Smalling OUT NOW

£70 million well spent

Thank God it's not 0 0 again

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lol if he just stayed in goal he would've had cover from the cbs

LUKAKU
>EDERSON
LUKAKU
>EDERSON
LUKAKU
>EDERSON
LUKAKU
>EDERSON
LUKAKU
>EDERSON
LUKAKU
>EDERSON
LUKAKU
>EDERSON
LUKAKU
>EDERSON

>>77230386
Ederson isn't black?

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>40M

>>77230378

>implying Brazilian goaltending led to the HUElocaust


Also

GLORY GLORY MAN UTD

>shitty

RASHFORD

>ederson

BLACKED

>THE CITY OF CITY

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Poop exposed

Pep should've bought a slovakian or some kind of meme keeper instead of this fraud

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>poop

>Ederson

Bring Bravo back now!

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WHEELS = OFF

>City
>competent Gks

>customers 2 0

E A S Y

Where is the Slovakian shitposter?

Did he actually neck himself?

>>77230415
Only 5 more to go, leaf

>>77230428
nah that was down to having no real LB

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>poop

RASHGOD

One Barclays premier league trophy please

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How old is he?

WHERE IS JESUS, THEY NEED HIM

The rest of EPL is so fucking scared right now

>tfw man united wins the preseason cup
>tfw man city win the league and fa cup

I know what I'd rather

how old is Rashford? 12? Lukaku looks like his father next to him

Can poop get any more exposed?

>>77230476
preseason cup deffo mate

>THE STATE OF CITY
>SPEND 200 MILLION ON DEFENDERS
>STILL CANT DEFEND

>POOP

>>77230461
You meant "no real team"

>LE TATTOOED TIL THE NECK GOALKEEPER

>>77230467
old enough to retire

Time for the patented Man U defensive letdown.

>>77230480
Only one is on the pitch

>>77230454

Kek. Got me there

My point was that there should be a defence in front of the GK

>>77230477
Lukaku turns 29 in two weeks according to some reports in Ghana claiming they found his real medical details

Wow a starting XI beats a starting seven. Big fuckin whoop, you guys are boring and predictable.

>>77230476
if united won the preseason last year they could've had the quadruple :)

>>77230468
and Allah, and Shiva and Buddha the way Man U is attacking m9

>score 2 goals in friendly
>Never score more than 1 in real games

What did mouyes mean by this

B-but ederson can play it out from the back. H-he's a sweeper keeper

3 0 when

>>77230461
I just realized Fernandinho is doing the LB, wtf just happened

>>77230495
wouldn't surprise me

when he was a "teenager" he looked like a heavyweight boxer

>>77230477
Why black african race looks older than their face?

>>77230498
Why are you so upset? City isn't even in the same hemisphere.

alright lads park the bus now

De Gea looks malnourished

>>77230506
attacking wins games
defending wins competitions

why do amerifats announce bookings???

>>77230512
Mendy fee haggling
Kolarov being loaned
Kid already loaned
Backup signing (bertrand) being kept secret

>>77230506
Pre-season tours of shithole countries is where you earn your fanbase, so he plays "good" football now, while it doesn't really affect his results if he does concede goals

>>77230516
*their age

Yaya nig-nog

>FRUAD
>R
>U
>A
>D

The state of City oil money loloolooollol

>>77230528
Why do you worship an unelected queen?

I really fucking hate Paddy Crerand.

He sounds senile, is the most biased commentator I've ever heard to top it off he has no fucking clue about the rules of the game he's been involved with his own life.

When will MUTV give him the sack?

"Yaya is a pussy"

Just heard that on espn. That's progress.

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>announcing yellow cards over the tannoy

Is Phil Foden the new Messi?

FELLAH-EENEY

what the FUCK america?

that 40m keeper looks like shit desu

>>77230543

Why do unelected billionaires control your government?

>>77230544
He is terrible. Plus the main commentator Stewart Gardener has such a shit voice for commentary.

>>77230543
>worship an unelected queen
It's not the 17th century m8

>>77230498
There's a good point somewhere in there.

>>77230571
>a fucking leaf

Are you lost?

>>77230516
Have you seen the average 15 year old white britbong?

>Abu dhabi literally beneath the players #'s
Embarrassing

DAILY BLIND

why would a defensive player want to play under pep over conte or mourinho?

>>77230571
They are elected by capitalism m8

>>77230558
fookin embarrassing desu

fucking americlaps man

>>77230576
Who's that on your money?

>>77230544
When he croaks

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>>77230543

>>77230564
Messi is the old Phil Foden.

Where does Blind's hairline start??

Does City look very casual to you all?

the GK didnt even try on the first goal

Yaya Toure fucking walking around more then Pogba does

Kevin is just kinda phoning it in.

Aguero doing fuck all

Roberts is balling tho, is he a new sign

City is calling Nerman's father after the game

>>77230595
kek I was gonna post this

>>77230584

Good comeback. At least say something about our poofter prime minister.

not being funny or anything but pogba has done about as much as that random kid city are playing

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>Daley BLIND

>>77230626
I don't need to bother.

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>drill rap in my honey nut cheerios commercials

>>77230621
they're playing almost, ALMOST, like it's a pre-season friendly!

what happening for the half time show?

>>77230558

Finish it

>announcing yellow cards over the loudspeaker while at the same time mispronouncing the name

>>77230609
Liz, Adam Smith and Churchill

>>77230609
Darwin and Austen?

We don't worship them either
>meanwhile US only has presidents and illuminate pyramid

>>77230585
Yeah, white people and brits looks young like their age. Blacks looks older than their age.

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Half time trannies

>>77230564
He's like Silva, but Angel Gomes starts over him for England's youth teams. Gomes and Sancho are the stars of England's u17-18 team.

>>77230639

Yet here you are

>>77230476
>city winning the league with this defence

My fucking sides

Stick to making kebabs habeeb

city should pay monaco whatever they ask for mendy

I WANT A FAT GF WHO SUPPORTS CITY NOWWWWWWW

Going for a cheeky half time smoke lads

>>77230653
No, the German woman.

>>77230642

So jose is meming playing starting 11 and having them play hard as hell so he can get in good graces resulting in burnout in the winter months?

>>77230564
>>77230656
Yeah Sancho's better but he isn't signing an insanely good contract offer so he doesn't get to tour

>>77230655
that's not a very feminine penis

also hormonal titties> bewb job