7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP

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*sucks your dick*

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>Featherweights

im going to heem myself if chris loses this weekend

>>77188671
imagine being smalle than a female

Imagine making an early thread and then spamming or encouraging spam in the old one so it hits the bump limit and you don't get banned.

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Canvass bless.

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Lads. I wish to train. I don't want to train MMA though. I want to learn the fine art of bantz. As an ameriburger I just cannot compete with the bantz and feel often times flustered and at a loss. I am looking for the help of anyone from Australia, Ireland, or Britain for advice on how to bring the BANTZ

>>77188944
Take an improv class. 90% of bantz is being able to think off the top of your head

>>77188944
>Australia
Why do you want their help? You're already doing a fine job of shitposting.

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Post your favorite female fighter's doggo

>>77189324
nah

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>>77189324
Fook dogs and if you like them then fook you too

>>77189324
id doggo that girl
if ya feel me
hehehe

>>77189335
figures a pussy like you would be into cats

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>>77189338
God me gud :DDD :D

>>77189345
:)))

>>77189338
>hates dogs
>must loves cats
a leaf

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>>77188671
Cruz is so mouse like it's uncanny

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>>77189432
>tfw a girl is bigger than you

Sometimes I wish I was a manlet.

>>77189450
I'm intrigued

>>77188296
what is this pic lmao

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Would you tho

>>77189450
gonna need that source my croatian brother

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>>77188944
You have to stop caring about what people think of you and your flag, tough to do but you will often see aussie's posting emu's and the great emu war, why? we just don't care. Once you have become impervious to counter bantz you will progress quickly my son. To add, aussies enjoy fucking with each other so any attempts to counterbantz by other flags are nullifed by the fact that whatever anyone says, any aussie has said worse to us. Honestly, I think it's just because we are so fucking bored, there's a reason moot said 90% of shitposters that get bans are aussies we simply have nothing better to do. good luck ya poof

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>>77188944
>>77189562

>>77189555
Them bolt on tits must look horrible naked

>>77189555
fuck year, imagine giving her a tit job and than she flexes tits with your dick in between them.

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>>77189574

Don't know what it is with musclebitches and bolt on tiddies, Gabi too

>>77189572
very outdated. can/aus are enemies these days

>>77189580
>I CAN HAVE GIANT MAN SHOULDERS AND BE FEMININE TOO ?
>SIGN ME UP DOCTOR

>>77189450
>a girl
what did you mean by this

>>77189572
>enemy: NZ
>friend: NZ
kek

>>77189590
shut up you fucking LEAF i've had a fucking gutful of your shit

None can befriend the Leaf.

>>77189620
you have a gutful of my shit, your mom has a gutful of my cum.

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>>77189590
that was when LEAF's were average posters and then somehow got the idea they could outpost Aussie's you think the vitriol and rage directed in your direction is a sign of you succeeding, it's not. you're all a disgrace

>>77189643
jokes on you. I've got two dads you fucking bigot, assuming my family orientation

>>77189650
well ones the bitch and ones the butch, you still call someone mom

>>77189646
Australians are directly responsible for 4chan turning against Canadians.

>>77189672
>admits to getting his dick sucked by men
lmao you fuckin poof

>>77189678
>forgets Lesotho
fucking casual

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https://youtu.be/nrrAbjNbF7I
>Santiago Ponzinibbio is not a dirty cheater

>>77189691
ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked.

'sides. your mom was wearing a wig anyways.

>>77189696
>trying this hard to save a failed joke
absolute cringe

>>77189709
Suck my cock, just like your faggot fathers did.

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>>77189691
Based Lesotho

Unironically the source of all the Canadian your mom posting

>>77189708
sad desu

>>77189715
boo hoo poof, keep the (You)'s coming did I trigger you bringing up based Lesotho? awww

>>77189708
>>77189719
London, Ontario is a university town. Lots of parties and young people and a happening night life. It's essentially the first major city after crossing the border from Detroit.

There is a place called Dearborn, Michigan, right outside of Detroit proper. It has the highest middle eastern population in the entire united states. Those ahabs travel up to London for various reasons. That's why the have the moon runes on the cops cars. To keep them in line.

>>77189748
interesting facts actually, thanks. Would they even give a fuck about a cop car or is sharia the only law they care about. I don't think anything keep the sand niggers in line especially after that """"US"""" cop shot the aussie bitch

>>77189763
Yeah I actually was just reading about that shooting right now. First time I'd heard of it, considering it happened on Saturday. Sad.

>>77188296
man this will be a crazy week
dana tommorrow
ACB on youtube wednesday and saturday afternoon
FFC wednesday night on their facebook page (i'll drop a link if I remember)
ukraininan mma maybe for thursday
Friday LFA on axs
saturday night UFC and VFC

>>77189867
>ACB on youtube wednesday and saturday afternoon
>FFC wednesday night on their facebook page (i'll drop a link if I remember)
>ukraininan mma maybe for thursday
>Friday LFA on axs


I like you. You seem to know about all these independent fights. I love live fights, no matter what level. Will be keeping an eye out for your links and will try to find my own over the next few days. Hadn't heard of any of these midweek cards.

>>77190851
TKO via knee checking my guy

>>77190851
he's really a queer eh. lol.

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*Ends your streak*

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>>77191650

*Eats your steak*

>>77191756
>>77191650
to lose

>>77189748
I grew up near Dearborn, its literally little pakistan

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Spohn vs De Anda
O’Malley vs Khashakyan
Le vs Stojadinovic
Outlaw vs Cora
Hamilton vs Kenney

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>>77191998
Spohn
O'Malley
Stojadinovic
Cora
Kenney (Age not available wtf?)

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is it bad that following football is more boring now that i follow mma because there's no cuties to obsess over as a side interest?