GOD DAMN IM SO FUCKING HYPE FOR THIS SHIT BOLD FUCKING PREDICTIONS

>predicting england to win any games

>>77142317
I think you lads can at least meme your way out of the group stages this time around

Come on who's got some more?
>Spain wins the whole thing
>Spain Italy final
>No African team makes it past the group stages
>No south American team makes it past the ro16
>Australia advances to ro16 and the Aussies break /sp/

">we" win

>>77143955
Kek
Okay lad.
>He thinks FIFA rankings are accurate

I'm predicting i'll find a gf to go to games with

probably not

>>77143428
this is a surprisingly good post considering your flag
although Brazil or Chile might reach QFs

>>77143955
Also >we beat Germany by 3 goals or more

>>77143982
I don't take Coca Cola's rank seriously but Tite has managed to get our shit together after Felipão and Dunga and I'm pretty confident he will get us to the title (as long as Nerman doesn't get knee'd again)

>>77144036
maybe in Qatar
but I highly doubt you can win a wc in Europe, it will be like 2006, maybe even worse

>>77144022
I actually watch football anon
>>77144036
You guys have alot of youth, I'll give you that. Like >>77144108 said, in Qatar you guys will probably be unstoppable. I don't think this is your year this time though.
>We beat germany's team by 3 goals or more though
Germany hasn't taken anything seriously since 2014, and they've still completely dominated. You lads probably got lucky and I wouldn't take that to heart.

>>77144217
>American flag
>calls soccer football

Cringe / screencapped

>>77144217
>I actually watch football anon
good lad

>>77144238
>autismo

I dream of a spic-less Quarter final round.

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People will post extremely racist and offensive things on /sp/ every day for a month, some guy in Germany will repeatedly post cp in every game thread, and at least 37 new memes will be created

>>77142263
none of that will happens but you dont live that long to find out is my guess

>>77144238
Association football*
We're the only cunts that call it fucking soccer because we're too fucking stupid to get our fucking shit together and embrace other cultures instead of just creating our own. Seriously, have you seen how fucking stupid the standard measuring system is compared to the fucking simple ass base 10 metric system?
That being said I watch all sports anon. I'm not a fucking casual. Now get off my fucking board and go back to fucking /b/ you reddit immigrant

>>77144217
Except youth ages, Nerman which is the helm of the NT will be 30 by the time Qatar comes around, not to mention others like Paulinho and Jesus. We have to use it while we can and Russia is the perfect time.

>tfw you're tryna get hype but then remember VAR

russian hooligans win the entire fucking thing.

>>77144324
>implying a 30 year old Nerman wont be fucking GOAT
Have more faith in your team lads. Anything is fucking possible

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>Robben dives again

>>77144401
>against Mexico again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh god /sp/ would be glorious

>poortugal finishes 3rd place
>Ronaldo wins golden boot
>Ronaldo plays in the Qatar WC as well and retires from football after the WC final
If football is as rigged as I think it is, something tells me this isn't very bold
Although honestly, >poortugal is getting their shit together as a team

Mexico makes it to the final but gets absolutely BTFO, at least 8-0

>>77148319
Wew lad.
>somehow Mexico gets past Germany, spain, Italy, Portugal, USA, Uruguay, and France, and still makes it to the final
Well then, how's this?
>Luis Suarez goes through the entire WC without even a yellow card and he becomes the best player in the world

>>77144401
>Netherlands
>Qualifying

>>77144318
Metric is no better for day to day than imperial. If not worse.

>>77148465
wtf even happened to Holland? How did they get so shit?

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>tfw the otherwise brilliant tournament is going to be marred by dimwit Ruskis beating up tourists and making monkey noises at all the black players
Would be worth the Hues winning it

Please God let us do better this time around as well, we keep smashing the U-16/17... tournaments as a nation but Jesus do we embarrass sometimes

>>77148545
Apparently the Russians don't shit in their own backyard, due to the high risk of murder by the police.

>>77144318
Screencapped.

>>77148503
It's easier to remember than imperial, especially with hand tools
>Oh yeah, pass me that 13/16th wrench
or
>pass me that 22mm wrench
(I'm not sure if those two are even close in size. I think they are.)
I prefer a simple base 10 system desu
What's the freezing point of water? 0 degrees
What's the boiling point? 100 degrees
Who the fuck came up with it being 32 and 221 and decided, well let's take a metric temperature and multiply it by 9/5 and then add 32? What the actual fuck?
12 inches in a foot, 3 feet in a yard, 5220 feet in a mile? Who the fuck comes up with this retarded shit?

>>77142263
Gonna be a while before they top brazil tbqh.
Fucking qatar really

>Belgium makes it to the QFs
>Russian hools murder someone in the open streets
>Canada qualifies and manages to squeak in a 0-0 draw

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lads will serbia qualify?

>>77148813
If you can keep Wales out, I believe in you

>>77148813
>>77148944
And by you, I mean the teams yet to play them

>>77144318
>calls someone red-dit
>calls soccer "football"

I'm literally an immigrant from italy and even I call it soccer when I'm here. Fucking loser

>>77142263
>US beats England 1-1(5-3) in the ro16
This board would not survive another US wc victory over england, much less one in the knockouts

>>77149160
I've never actually been to reddit
What's it like? And honestly I only call it football on /sp/ because that's what it is. When I'm talking to other Americans i say soccer.
>>77149293
Exactly, that would be god damn fun.
Here's another bold prediction
>Post number >>88888888 comes just before the WC and states that if USA beat England in the knockouts, all the janitors have to leave /sp/ forever. And it fucking happens.

>>77148813
God, I hope not.
Don't get me wrong, I'd love Serbia to go through after the second round, but I honestly don't think my nerves would survive Ireland in a playoff.

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whats more likey, Poland winning it all on Russia's home field, or WW3 starting over Poland winning it all in Russia

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Could we actually pull off winning three in a row?
The pool of young talent is huge right now

>>77151345
Normally I would green text >German humor here but I actually laughed at that magazine. So thank you germanbro. You're one of the good ones

>>77142263
Mexico eliminated in last 16
Some former champion ends with 0 (zero) points
Random african nation makes it to quarter-finals

So, usual stuff

>>77142263
>England loses in R16 to shit tier team like Nigeria or Iran
>France v. Germany final
>Netherlands doesn't get through there group
>USA gets through group but gets raped in R16 (7-1 part two)
>Portugal makes it as far the semifinals
>A promising, young player gets a career ending injury
>Greece comes out of nowhere and makes it further than expected

>>77142263

Iran makes the 2nd round.
I don't think they'll go any further...

but christ their defense is even stronger than last time around.

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>>77144022
Brasil for sure
Still not sure about Chile

>Poland 8-0 Russia
>USA 3-0 Russia
>South Korea 3-1 Russia
You guys ready for ww3?
God I want this to be the group
Poland 2-1 USA
Poland 1-1 South Korea
USA 0-0 South Korea

Are we going to qualify for this one?

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>>77143428
>Australia advances to ro16 and the Aussies break /sp/

Fucking oath cunt.

>>77143428
Don't think Spain will win it anymore.

>>77151899
You'll edge out UAE for 2nd spot most likely.

Putin will ensure that Russia wins

>>77152118
You mean Trump ;^)

If we get an Argentina Portugal final... i can die happy. We will reach meme singularity

>>77151996
I actually like Australia
Australian girls are qt, and NT kits are neat. I hope you lads do well.

>>77152306
Doubtful. Trump likes divegrass so I doubt he'd let USA go down without a fight.

Fight and win guy will have an apereance leading the US crowd in chants.

>>77144287
Best time of the year. 24/7 bantz
>ynr the autistic Dutch robbed senpai that went m a tirade on the argies thinking the Netherlands were going all the way

I don't know how people can be hyped for this, nt football has been getting worse year after year.
Like, who should we be excited for? the nth Messi-Tsuu battle? Belgium or France with their over rated players? Spain? lmao us? England embarrassing themselves, it's not even embarrassing what that's their level. Germany seems worse than before as well.

Oh man, how could I forget all the epic /pol/ posting, the hilarious /int/ banter.

>>77144318
>embrace other cultures
This is something you shouldn't do.

>>77144036
>Also >we beat Germany by 3 goals or more
This will never happen in any tournament. You know how >we think about that 7:1? >We feel bad bc that Kanacke Özil didn't make it 8:0 instead.

>>77144002
Good luck Ivan :)

>>77152494
>I don't know how people can be hyped for this
>Oh man, how could I forget all the epic /pol/ posting, the hilarious /int/ banter.
How can 1 guy be that butthurt?

>>77152118
>>77152306
>>77152441
bullshit. all of this

>>77142263
spoiler: >we win

>>77142351
>>77142263
Stop using meme as a verb

Nu maymays

>Chile reach semi finals
>Germany France and Belgium also reach semis
>Pogba gets golden boot after scoring one (1) goal
>Brazil and Argentina out in group stages
>Spain Italy and Portugal get eliminated in ro16 and return as shitty nations
>Ecuador becomes a meme again
>England defeats Wales in ro16
>England loses to Belgium in ro8

>>77156170
Jokes on you! my flag isn't a country's!

Peru will in it.

>>77150910
first one desu

>being excited for a competition that you already know who'll win
wew, I'm surprised eurocucks still haven't accepted this WC is ours for the taking. I say this in all honesty: if >we don't win every game by 3 goals difference or more including the finals it ain't even worth celebrating.

>>77156222
Hmm but what does that mean then: >>77163117

>>77155505
Link to that Ozil miss? I heard you talking about that everytime

I don't remember this shit and after a quick search couldn't find anything

>>77163371
The United Kingdom isn't a country

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>>77142263

> two big euro teams dont make it through the group stage
> african country in the quarters
> 2 or more games cancelled/delayed due to hools

>>77155505
>this is something you shouldn't do
Why? Because I'm American I shouldn't like football and I shouldn't like other countries? Go back to fucking /pol/ with your pointless racist bullshit

PuliGOD dies on the field after carrying the team out of the group stages

Paulinho will score an important goal in semis and finally will be a recognized idol

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tfw uruguay wins da cup

>>77142263
>>US beats England 1-1(5-3) in the ro16
im welsh but id have to quit this website if such a thing were to happen

>>77168213
>implying most of the Americans who actually like football wouldn't also have to leave /sp/ because American posters are insufferable

>>77168213
>England losing at benuldies
Why would you leave if the inevitable happens?

>Ghana fails to qualify
>Cameroon places 2nd in their group and gets destroyed in the knockouts

>>77144002
You Russians better bring the qts this time around. Brazil did a subpar job I think. There were a few, but nothing too spectacular

>>77142263

Germany fails to advance to the knockout rounds.

>>77175417
Wew lad
>Macedonia makes it to the semifinals, loses to Gibraltar

>Uruguay eliminates either Brazil or Argentina
>Japan will make it to the quarterfinals
>America makes it out of an easy group after playing terribly against sub average opponents, wins a knockout game against a CONCACAF-tier opponent, and gets absolutely fucking destroyed the first match against actual opposition; US fans claim pride in the NT

Also not a prediction but Algeria eliminating France would eclipse the 7-1 in /sp/ moments

>>77175987
What's even going on with France and Algeria? Why do they hate each other so much

>Germany and Russia end up in the same group
>Germany 8-0 Russia

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>>77142263
We win wolrdc up :)

>>77175987
>>77176020
well Algeria has a mediocre as fuck team while France is one of the best

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it's coming home lads, just give us the cup already. this year is our year

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Please come, we are waiting for you. :з

Inagine if USA wins

>>77142263
>Holland doesn't qualify
This.

>>77143955
7-1 odds you don't make it out of group stage

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>the russians hack the whole thing

>>77148319
Mexico just got their ass handed to them by German B team.
Mexico couldn't even beat the USA in Aztecs.
Mexico B team struggles against fucking Curacao.
Mexico absolutely roasted by Chile in Copa america.

Mexico would be lucky to limp through the group stage.

let cut inside man will meme once again

>>77148768
ALFIE DAVIES HAT TRICK AGAINST BRAZIL CONFIRMED.

Will USA do well?

>>77179891
So much shitposting

>>77151849
>Poland
>Korea
>Russia
>USA

Group of international incidents confirmed.

Brazil 2-1 USA
Germany 4-0 NZ
Chile 1-0 Holland
England 1-2 Italy
Spain 2-3 France
Belgium 1-1 Argentina
Mexico 2-4 Portugal
Australia 1-2 Russia

Brazil 1-4 Germany
Chile 0-2 Italy
France 2-1 Belgium
Portugal 1-0 Russia

Germany 1-0 Italy
France 1-1 Portugal

Germany 2-1 Portugal

>>77152494
Your delusional if you think these games are getting worse. The venues might be getting worse.
>South Africa
>Brazil falling apart
>Russia
>Qatar
But the national yes are always insanely entertaining

>>77143428
Spain probably won't pass the QF

>>77179921
1-1 odds Nerman goes 10000000000000% Jesus to score the title goal

>>77179976
No since football is something else for you.

>>77180094
who is our most based player?

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>>77144318
>We're the only cunts that call it fucking soccer because we're too fucking stupid to get our fucking shit together and embrace other cultures instead of just creating our own. Seriously, have you seen how fucking stupid the standard measuring system is compared to the fucking simple ass base 10 metric system?
That being said I watch all sports anon. I'm not a fucking casual. Now get off my fucking board and go back to fucking /b/ you reddit immigrant

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>>77180179
Costa

>>77142263
>Germany wins over Portugal. Tsunaldo wins golden boot.
>Argentina makes semis and everyone blames Messi for other Argentinians fucking up constantly.
>Iceland makes it out of groups but doesn't have the magic to win in RO16.
>England barely survives groups and gets knocked out in RO16 to any team.
>USA makes quarters before getting outclassed.
>Poland beats Russia
>US media will still be talking about Trump's "Russiagate" and will talk about it every day of the world cup.

>>77148545
>making monkey noises at all the black players
whats wrong with it?

i predict i will meet clever, virgin and 10/10 looks german or swedish or danish or north american gf and marry her

>>77174902
not a sane self-respecting russian woman marry foreign

>>77149160
I want to beat you up

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>>77172070
>>77144217
>>77144318
>>77145722
>>77166121
>Is "American"
>Calls soccer 'football'

>Iran to QF against a white country
Westernism BTFO

>>77180229
I have never actually been to reddit.

Nigeria will win the WC

>Portugal getting to the semis
We can't even beat a shit side from Chile with refball ffs

Mexico will reach the semis for la raza ese.

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>>77184719
Actually, Mexico will beat the two weaker teams in their group, draw against the top seed, and look respectable but clearly second-best in a Round of 16 loss to another elite team.

>>77149160
>I'm literally an immigrant from italy
why lie on the internet?

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>poland beats russia on their soil