>hard court / ace rebound cater to servebots, the literal cancer of tennis. All matches devolve into tie breaks
>Grass is so slow and the ball stays so low that the drop shot meme explodes. Players literally kneeling on the grass to get low enough to hit the ball
>Clay is impossible to play on unless you grew up on it. Sliding around makes it so if you aren't Spanish or French, fuck off.
So /sp/, which surface is the biggest meme and why?
unironically carpet
>>77124780
Hard court is normal tennis, grass is chill and takes skill, clay is fun but the biggest meme.
HARD COURT IS WHAT?
>>77124798
Imo hard court is the worst because I HATE servebabbies
Grass = clay as the purest forms of tennis.
>tfw no wood courts
>tfw no concrete courts
>tfw no asphalt courts
>>77125291
seriously though they should play on wood
>>77125291
>tfw no tiled courts
3 surfaces. 4 GS. ?????????????
>>77124780
>Grass is so slow
But grass is fast
>>77125291
>floorboards and the players have to play in socks
r8 my meme surface lads
>>77125291
>Sandpaper
It'd be fun boys. Make 'em dress in red too just for the hell of it