Historically speaking, what's your country's biggest

Nerman. Can't play for shit and yet the whole world suck his cock.

Meme Le Memeier

Pablo Mémez

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the greatest ever

>>77098738
The mexican baseball and /ligamx/ retard poster.

>>77098847
i miss him luigi ;_;

>>77098847
The GOAT

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This fst waster cunt

Thanks for all those great performances in an England shirt, Wayne. You fucking chancer bastard

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>>77098763

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>>77098738

>Cheehareetwo

>>77098763

I thought Ronaldinho was the biggest meme in Brazil, maybe that one guy Gaby gol, who was supposed to be better than Nerman but shit the bed in Copa America.

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based sweatpants man (posting from workplace proxy)

None. We only have respectable real sportsmen.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU obviously

he's also the best lmao

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>>77098860
kek'd

.. speaking of him, where did he go? I'm a bit worried

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>>77098738
The 90s were great for meme keepers.

>>77099352
>those legs
Kek

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It's obvious (work proxy btw)

Chicharito (what a fucking disgrace to actually have that written in your NT kit) and Cuauhtemoc Blanco

>>77099352
Yeah, it was like every NT had his own colorful character:

-Campos
-Higuita
-Tafarel
-that crazy argie with the long hair
-Seaman

Now few gk stand out.

>>77099434
Cuauhtemoc was actually good. Chicharito can't even control the ball, just taps it in. Reminds me of Jared "only score with the head" Borgetti

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>>77099473
Burgos? and you forgot the biggest meme of them all, chilavert..

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If this is a soccer only thread, probably pic related.

If other sports are allowed, then there are way too many to choose from.

>>77099642
Landon Donovan was actually very good. He is not called the "American Riquelme" for nothing.

It has to be Tebow. He won 6 games and everyone still knows who he is.

>>77098738
All of our somewhat relevant players are giant fucking memes, even today we have a stutterer and a fat pig that does longshots

>>77099723
he a gamer, he's a baller, a playmaker and a shot caller.

>>77098956
chi

>>77099747
Cordona and...?

Thomas Müller

>>77099786
>>77099747
Cardona***

>>77099802
james has a stutter

>>77099814
i'm sure its just bantz

bulju :D

>>77099533
Chila is a great meme though, talking shit on the tv...

Dennis Rodman

LCIM da gawd

Mike Tyson, not just in the US but globally. I am a big fan but he really is a meme of a man.

>>77099822
>>77099822
y-y--yeah, no it's definitely real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD6m0sqGU24

he's improved it lately though

waiting for a dane to say lord bendtner

>>77099858
Is your name Abdelhak Nouri? Because that was a retarded post seeing how Rodman is pretty good at what he did on the court. His stuff out the court is another matter.

>>77099873
thats the only video? ive seem this million of times

>>77099927
He was a walking meme though. Everything about him. His game, while good, was also bizarre. Defensive specialist who went out his way to pad rebound stats

>>77098904
>he doesn't remember such great memories as the brace against azerbaijan or the hat trick against san marino

>>77098738
A highly rated man

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Probably "Le scores from the bench - man"

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>>77099531
Cuau was alright, but he definitely was a meme

Meemee Pacquiao

the fat zebra

>>77099642
Incorrect, the answer is obviously Freddy Adu. You were probably born after 1990 and don't remember the HYPE, but it was absurd. Donovan was better than advertised, I always thought. Landy was fucking clutch and the destroyer of Mexicans.

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>>77100876
truly the memeist of them all

>>77099368
He didn't actually say this did he?

>>77099768
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW

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>>77098738
this fucker, most of the time the whole country wanted him to get his ass kicked, but always a fun watch

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>>77098763
Neymar is /ourguy/ tho
Here we can see him enjoying the Steam Summer Sale with his friends

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THIS GUY

>>77101830
OMFG! SO MUCH THIS

>memed as the next Pele
>won a Brasileirao
>went to Real Madrid
>got injured
>went to Man. City
>underperformed
>sold to Milan
>got injured and underperformed
>back to Santos
>memed himself
>sold to China
>did nothing relevant
>back to Atlético Mineiro
>doing nothing

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>>77100901
>Fredua Koranteng "Freddy" Adu (born June 2, 1989) is an American soccer player currently out of contract.

>>77100901
>born in a country where you get a birth certificate whenever a government worker wanders into your village, which happens every 3 or 4 years
He was probably 19 by the time of his debut.

>>77100901
This is literally the saddest picture that will ever be posted on this board. I feel awful every time I see it.

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We got many, so it is hard to decide, but my vote goes for Seppo.

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>>77098738
Jarita

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Literally a meme.

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>>77098738
Jim Abbott, the one-handed pitcher (who was actually pretty good).

>>77099351
He is in Mexico watching attending to baseball games. No, for real, he really is here attending baseball games

>>77100901
this image is cursed

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Would Guzan be considered "meme tier"?

>>77100024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSj7Gv5H5tc

>>77105444
>smalling 6'4
>hart 6'5
>cahill 6'4
>dier 6'2

something's off here

Jordan "slayer of literally who teams not even part of FIFA" Morris

>>77098738
>hating on based Higuita

you're everything thats wrong with Colombian futbol

>>77101200
Porque no tienen camisa?

>>77100876
>>77100901
>>77102173

https://youtu.be/MBRGpoZ1s3Y

he had enough talent to have a good career, and he is pratically retired at 27, JUST

>>77098738
zlatan ibrahimovic

>>77105560
no he's just shit

I can't think of any. maybe kahn as le angry german keeper or cheeky mullel

>>77100876
This, also our media used to call him Hangman's Noose Knot because he always scored against us

Soccer would have to be Adu

All other sports I might go with Ron Artest/Metta World Peace

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>>77098738
Chinese Rivers

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freddy adu's transfer historyy is pure comedy gold
>get drafted into MLS
>bought by a european club
>freaking loaned out until conract expires
>back to the mls for FREE
>even THERE back to being loaned out
>come back from loan
>"you're fired"

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>>77107231
Thought so.

>>77099368
Fucking this.

>>77100927
Yeah he did.

>>77107565

>Ozil

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>>77107838
Next Pele la.

Keylor Navas

>>77106392
Except he was really born in 1973.

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>>77108670

>>77098738
nash

the baller not the icefight prettyboy

It rhymes with Donaldo.

>>77100184
when I think of french memeplayer, I think of Cantona

>>77105576
Kek, does he give interviews regularly?
tks

>>77098738

I remember that one time in the WC when he got busted dribbling out in the field.

>>77099870
this this this
the ultimate American meme

>>77099074
>puljujärvi

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*Blocks your path*
*Snorts a line*
*Buys you fried chicken*

>>77107565
Le Raumdeuter (german for tap-in merchant) is definitely the biggest german meme

>>77110469
jesus what happened to this guy

>>77106392
maybe if his mom had let him join the inter academy he would have had a decent career.

Tim Henman, no contest.

>>77110469
>Not knowing what a meme sportsman is

A meme sportsman is someone like Pogba. He's shit, but he's a nigger and "European", so he gets hyped as being good, then he gets a world record move and confirms to everyone that he is actually shit, but young cucks won't admit when they're wrong so they're just waiting for him to "hit form". Again, with the young cucks, having one good season doesn't make your world class and it certainly isn't "hitting form". It's actually exactly what it looks like. Having one good season.
Gascoigne on the other hand was literally world class. You, being the aforementioned young cuck that you are, were still getting your 3 meals a day from your mother's udders while Gazza was in his fourth coma and had been retired for nearly a decade.
Never post on this website again you fucking faggot.

Unironically Eli Manning. He is simultaneously a horrible QB and yet capable of bootyblasting the Pats in 2 owls.

>>77110715
>Gazza learned to shitpost
what a world

>>77100613
Can confirm, hes a meme

>>77101986
He did carry Brazil to a Copa America in 2007

>>77101986
He was dead the moment he was sold to China

Steven Bradbury

Won the final of the speed skating when everybody else crashed, only made the final cause everyone crashed in the semi. Greatest meme gold medal of all time. Still appears on tv time to time due to this. Dude has it made for life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfQMJtilOGg

Shout outs to Warney and Joey Johns for being GOATs and memes.

>>77110585
Alcohol, lots of it

>>77102694
My grandpa's name is seppo, cool beans.

>>77110890
That fucker didn't even push through the line. Your nation's first winter gold was on the back of a lazy meme athlete who got there on luck. Typical Aussies.

>>77110348
Sometimes after matches. Most of the times he talks in a press conference when he's not agitated.

>>77110883
With Robinho there's always two sides: the way we see it and the way yurocucks see it.

>>77111126
It's weird. You worship some players we barely even know or care about and vice versa.

>>77111168
It has nothing to do with it. Thing is, Robinho was signed for Real before Youtube and Internet, so every yuro journal was selling him like he was the new Pele, which is bizarre to say the least. The only thing he had in common with Pele was that he was black and played for Santos.

That time, you'd believe every thing that a journal would say because you couldn't check for youserlf. People unironically believed that he would be a ballon dor winner. Meantime, in Huelands, we all knew how his game was. A winger with great dribbling and playmaker abilities but incapable of finishing.

We would never deceived by journals, so we always rated him properly, while you guys always thought he would be the best player in the world (kek), so to you he's a failure.

>>77106113
someone answer my question

>>77117204
why would they

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>he retired from football
>three times

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le great white hope

The myth
The man
The legend

>>77100876
I'm not the anon you're replying to but I was born in 92 and I remember the adu hype, he was memed hard to kids in the late 90s early oughts. Showed up in morning cartoons, cereals, etc. But he played soccer so I never payed attention to him.

>>77117646
I deeply enjoyed the argentinian memes about "hola b" (Olave). River's goalkeeper during their awful descent into B category

>>77106392

He had Messi like agility, what the fuck happened?

Ben Johnson because he started the ameritards "PEDs are evil" hysteria

>>77119639
they lied about his age actually

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>>77098738
i dunno, Fabian O'Neill maybe?

he spent the 14 million dollars he made in all his career in the casino, prostitutes and booze and now lives in poverty

>>77110585

his name is wayne rooney, liverpudlians age like this

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>>77120037
you guys are so weird

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>>77120037
>he rates zidane

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This guy right here

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>>77120113
Zidane loved O'Neill when he was young lol

>>77099680

No one calls him that

>>77098956
get the fuck out of here chicano faggot

>>77099927
he is literally the closest relation to north korea the united states possesses

a late 80s, early 90s basketball player with stupid fucking hair and piercings with the weirdest manorisms

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living meme

>>77119768
to be fair his goldigging wives left him homeless
fucking bitches married him fully knowing he´s an alcoholic

>>77120345
doesnt his new wife take care of him or am i mixing him up with someone else?

>>77098738
Has to be gazza

Eduardo Vargas

>>77098738
We actually have a lot of meme sportsmen
Jonny Wilkinson
Chris Eubank
Rppmey
Gazza
Flintoff
Tyson Fury
Prince Naseem
Maro Itoje will probably be the biggest meme

>>77124430

Wilkinson was one of the best defensive flyhalfs and a pretty nifty kicker

Flontoff is probably the best all rounder this country has ever produced, his Ashes 09 performance was just brilliant

Just because they are popular and you are autistic doesn't make them a meme

>>77124430
Have a tenner on gazza to be dead in the next 2 years

>>77124494
>Jonny Wilkinson's Toulon
>le kicking routine
He was definitely a meme, being good doesn't preclude you from being a meme. Same with Freddie

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>>77099074

>>77124495
gazza is resilient m8

he's gonna live for at least 5 more years

>>77099870
Sure, but he's still the greatest boxer ever.

>>77124659
He literally bought the last 5 years from the devil. Can't be much longer

>>77124430
throwing keegan into the hat for his meltdowns with both newcastle and england

also crouchy for the banter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch/status/876846713163718656

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too many memes to choose from

in terms of the most recent though i have to go for g-nev and his fantastic ""banter""

https://twitter.com/GNev2/status/883668714394185728

>>77107838
>Bahia
kek
I forgot that happened

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>>77124883

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matti_Nyk%C3%A4nen#Personal_life

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Also our best player since the golden generation

>>77098738
Diniz

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This guy

He was actually a good player until the injury he got during the autumm of 1994. Believe it or not.

>>77119768
>Man of Irish descent is an alcoholic

Ah, yes.

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Ladies and Gentleman, let me introduce you to Túlio Maravilha
>literally nicknamed "the wonderful"
>one of only three players in the history to score 1000 goals, alongside pelé and romario (according to himself, of course)
>led hue giants botafogo to only their second league title, the first after the garrincha days, wearing the garrincha shirt
>scored all kinds of meme goals
>comedy gold interviews
>became a journeyman while on his prime
>would alternate seasons of being a literally who with seasons where he's score 30+ goals
>would take literally who teams to unbeliavable titles and promotions
>always wanting to get to 1000 goals, no matter how
>built a team just to get him to score 1000 goals
>became a politician while trying to do so
>made botafogo re-sign him (while in his 40s) and build a second team just to get him to his goal
>sued them and left the team after failing to score a single goal
>reaches the mark while playing for a local, nearly amateur team, to a crowd of 30 people, from a penalty-kick
>still generating fresh memes to this day
His latest hit, a version of despacito named "mil golzitos":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpKVtMbnoLU

>>77120158
Zidane is older than O'Neill you utter moron

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Obviously

>>77100451
Yeah. Or maybe Riise.

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>>77125528
>Ladies and Gentleman, let me introduce you

>>77111222
>youtube and the internet didnt exist in 2005
is Brazil seriously that fucking behind?

>>77099533
I will never forget the monkey Burgos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExI7MWGl5oc

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>>77098738
>You will never go to the training in your red truck, called Rifle (like you), while drinking mate

Everyone

Everyone

>>77106392
>Retired at 27
More like 35.

He was obviously not as young as he claimed.

Also the fucker banged jojo in her prime.

>>77110585
Literal mental illness

>>77126057
Ah yes, Kudai.

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>>77107565

>>77124494
>yfw you bumped into Freddie Flintoff in a club on a night out and he was completely smashed off his face

He literally stumbled into me at one point.

Felt sorry for his entourage to be honest as he seemed like that mate who's an absolute liability on nights out.

>ITT: Redditors who don't know what meme means

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>>77129817
He should've played for Cruz Azul.

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I feel sad to say this. But Fuglsang was a big fat meme..

>>77107838
I honestly forgot he went to RSL kek

>>77098738
And I thought that, in our case, It should be some loser like Camilo Villegas, Santiago Falla (he keeps honoring his surname with his lackluster performances), or Juan Pablo Montoya.

These guys literally were memed into stardom status by our local press yet they ended up doing nothing noteworthy aside from failing constantly until they faded into oblivion (almost literally - like it happened to Camilo Villegas).

>>77099002
based

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>only 6'3
>from Canada
>8 time all star
>back to back mvp

>>77120148
saved

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYUjmEH9NNk

>straya in the winter olympics

>>77108999
Pelé debuted with a lad

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There's also Lothar Matthäus. And Götze, of course.

>>77119768
"Lost all my money in fast women and slow horses"
Yo comi un asado con el mago en Paso de los Toros y me quedé a dormir en la casa. Un tipazo

>>77131708

fucking Gotze LITERALLY scored a world cup winning goal, and he was only like what, 23? and he was subbed in

jesus fucking christ. i remember watching that match thinking "how fucking lucky can one guy be"

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And I forgot about Odonkor

Steve Nash

>>77131729
post the webm

>>77128753
Lmao, when you see a leaf you should always expect a dumb post.

You know youtube was literally created in 2005, right?

>>77134058
Don't be mean to canadians