Floyd is gunna beat him blue, take his pot of gold, and send

this REALLY deserves its own thread

>>77092478
>getting hyped for the fight

you are a mark. These press conferences are going to be better than the fight.

>>77092489
>you are a mark
English anon, do you speak it?

>$99 HD PPV
if you buy this you are functionally retarded

>>77092548
Hone your grammar, that was not a properly constructed sentence.

>>77092563
Sorry sweetie but some of us aren't broke bums as $100 is pocket change for us. Just make more money, poorfag, its not that difficult.

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>>77092548
you are falling for old carny tactics, using a bunch of bullshit to get you to buy a fake fight

>>77092612
$100 can turn into thousands given enough time and if invested properly. Enjoy work tomorrow.

>>77092563
What's the correct grammar then?

Americans are so cringe

>>77092563
>Hone your grammar, that was not a properly constructed sentence.

You've got a run-on sentence yourself, moron. You can't join independent clauses with a comma. People in glass houses, etc.

>>77092478
>making leprechaun jokes about the bigger man in the fight

What did the leaf mean by this?

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>>77092732
my man

>>77092732
oi govna just go 'ave a puff at da local fish n chips bruv

>>77092732
>cringe

Are you a 12 year old chav girl?

>>77092732
>Chim chimminy chim chim chiroo

>>77092767
>>77092776
>>77092782
Cringe

>>77092800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRFHXMQP-QU

>>77092800
Are you a 12 year old girl though?

>>77092812
https://youtu.be/CzaTlaC5sPI

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>>77092747
"WE ALL KNOW WHERE THE RAINBOW GOES" yea Conor, up ur arse and around the corner, look up, you're a goner

>>77092836
that's England m8

>>77092745
>Based American bro
Was my grammar trash though? I trust you

>>77092883
>Louisville Kentucky now belongs to England

Wow England's brave Cassius Clay would be proud

>>77092563
>Hone your grammar, that was not a properly constructed sentence.
kek nice comma splice, Zhang

>>77092930
uUuurrrr an idiot bud.

>>77093091
Prove it kangaroo jack

>>77092478
First time i agreed with a canadian

>>77092700
I make that in around 15 mins.. so don't worry about me sweetie. Worry about yourself. Cheers.

>>77092485
make one then

>>77092478
casual as fuck flloyd will run from conor and then win on points

>>77092700
>>77092612
>>77092563
fucking embarrassing both of you

I hope you know the whole thing is fake, I have a friend who worked backstage yesterday and they were both hanging out and chatting together like buddies

It's all for the money, the fight will last as long as possible

>>77093492
no just no

>>77092747
I don't know about leprechauns but you potato eaters are all ginger and ugly as fuck.

no racist

>>77093886
How many times have you been sent back by border patrol?

>>77093917
you potato eaters love us so much that you copypasted our flag and even defected to us during a war of invasion

you can stop pretending now

>its a chigger (chinaman that acts like a nigger) leaf learns to post on 4chans episode

>chinese leaf
i know, a bit repetitive

>>77093942
You are getting your troll confused now, if the Mexican flag the same colours as the Irish flag?

Take a breath Pedro, think things through and I'll let the last one slide. I await a better attempt my little jumping bean. (also the grass in my garden is patchy as fuck could you come around and do some work? $4 ok?)

>>77093956
Holy shit, you're even worse. A spaghetti nigger.

How's germany treating you momma's boy?

>>77093980
Wasn't $4 enough? Why are you agitated? Coyote rape your beheaded mother for not paying up on time?

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>>77092478
Floyd is retarded, just like you are, leaf.

>>77094000
You guidos are a thing of the past, nowadays your Cosa Nostra sucks our cartels' dicks for tips.

>>77094010
Wo wo wo hang on there, am I to understand a Mexican is trying to talk down to any other flag (one that doesn't belong to me anyway)? Mexico, the nation thats only claim to fame, the only reason people know it exists is for the millions of refugees trying to LEAVE it to enter America? You are plucky young sir but this is laughable.

>>77094035
It seems I just triggered the Padrino.

Go get me some oranges old man, we're the new capos around here.

>>77094081
Again I'm not Italian...but sadly for you, you do appear to be Mexicoon lmao

>>77094097
>not italian
>flag says italy

If you're ashamed of your nation you can always come to Mexico.

We'll get you a job here like a driver or something, if you prove yourself we might even promote you to sicario.

>>77093946
Im not Chinese kek
>>77094007
Only a first class moron will mistake the power of someone's mouth with the level of thier skill, Conor will be great for Fox sports broadcasting once he retires in shame

>>77094097
>>77094119
what the hell is wrong with you two

>>77092478
Floyd is going to make this pale piñata blush with blood, just watch son

Floyd is actually well spoken though, that's the funny part. Conor literally talks like a retard.

Conor > Artem >>>>>>>>>>> Floyd

>>77094119

Stop it bean, you lost. Try crossing tomorrow, who knows, maybe the USA flag will help you on here.

>>77101671

>citation needed

>>77101671
all these monolithic morons don't understand that running your mouth has literally nothing to do with fighting, they are so mentally deficient that they think that essentially a JEDI boxer is going to lose to a bounty hunter. This is immensely humiliating that they shill his words.

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>average mcgregor fan

>>77102545
its an absolute farce if they think mcgreasy is going to with being limtied to only punches. Mayweather can weather any storm of punches that Conobrains throws at him and I can bet you any money he has twice the amount of endurance

>>77101671
>HARR WORR

>>77102690
MAYWEATHER RUNS AWAY AND CANT READ

>>77103312
>runs away
this is not a funny meme and you just outed yourself by saying you don't watch boxing and know nothing about the art or sport, leave brother leaf, you're embarrassing us

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>>77093492
>I have a friend who works backstage in Toronto

>>77102545
This picture just called me a nigger

Mayweather is going to make McGregor look so bad that entire rounds will have to be turned into webms to fully appreciate this humiliation. Chewed up and spat out. Easy work.

>>77102545
This guy walks up to you and says "Dance for me, boy". What are you gonna do?

>>77103586
I was doing my best impression of twitter.

>>77103647
Who even really cares though when that inevitably happens?

If Floyd wins, he beat a non-boxer in a boxing match. Who does this impress? It's like being surprised to see Nadal beat Ronaldo in a tennis match. The only way Floyd winning ends up being a talking point if Conor goes insane and gets himself disqualified by kicking.

Shits only going to be funny if Connor somehow wins just for the American and hardcore Boxing fan tears. But the fight is still going to be shit and anyone who buys it is a moron.

Just enjoy McGregor bantering it up on the drawn our Press Conferences and be done with it.

>>77093942
woah.

is that true?

I'm America so I don't know anything about either of your shitstain countries.

>>77092563
>tfw gonna order it

I'm pitching in 5 at a buddys house. There should be about 15 or so people there.

>>77104285
Yeah that's probably what'll happen for me. My friend's dad orders them at his house and makes a bunch of food, buys beers, etc. etc. and charges 10 dollars a head.

He makes a tidy profit and we all get a nice place to watch the fight (bars are a nightmare on fight nights) for cheap.

Good business for everyone imo.

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>>77093492
just reposting this from the old box thread, glad somebody supports this theory

>floyd trying to keep a straight face while mcgreg both talks shit and dresses like an honorary nigger
>floyds entire entourage smiling and enjoying mcgregs performance, even outright laughing and encouraging mcgreg to lay the heat
>potato nigger and pavement ape probably taking the same private jet to all the pressers laughing about how much money they are gonna make over the great white hype race war
>money is probably giving him tips on how to properly defend and cut off the ring instead of chase a fighter

fuck I can see it now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZHCVyllnck [Embed]
they arent gonna try and make it a rematch but they may try and last the 12. maybe money lets mcgreg throw some wild combos at a fixed target at the beginning of each round to keep it looking kosher before dancing away and locking up the round.

>>77103868
You think Americans are gonna cry about a McGregor victory? Lemme educate you, ya limey. McGregor represents an organization created and run by Americans, and is Irish, an ethnicity that a good chunk of Americans claim descendency from. Those people worship Irish culture as a secondary religion. But, if/when Mayweather wins, America will celebrate a victory as well. It's a win/win for us!

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>>77105102
snakes

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>>77105102
I would cry about a Mcfuckhead victory. I hate wwfc and that loud stupid potato.

If you're an American you support your fellow Americans.

>>77104464
This. Nothing I've seen in any of these press conferences thus far strikes me as being even remotely close to genuine animosity. The atmosphere is more like a Comedy Central roast than a pre-fight conference. This is what real pre-fight hatred looks like
https://youtu.be/mMV0vGFCFKQ

>>77103613
Kek

>>77101511
They have a fierce rivalry over their flag and who had it first. Like your flag is just Peru's with a FUCKING LEAF, Mexico's is just Italy's but with a chicken attacking an earthworm.

>>77092548
>he doesn't know what a 'mark' is

What's it feel like to be a friendless loser?

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>>77106405
>American whose not a traitor
>who knew

>>77107441
What is it anon, different leaf here

>>77108183
>what is urbandictionary.com

Canadians are all retarded huh? It's a mark.a sucker.

/sp/ is Mcgregor racist?

Does Rob have a point?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-Mg-iwJkK4

>>77108497
>urban dictionary
>degenerate language
No thanks obesity

>>77108571
shut the fuck up, you're embarrassing us.

>>77092563
Sorry NEETBUX can't pay for the fight poor fag

>>77108548
No. Conor said blacks have big meaty juicy cocks. How can that be racist?

>>77108593
i think he said succulent

>>77108576
Sit down. Be humble.

BREAKING: Conor McGregor has been arrested for assaulting Floyd Mayweather Snr after finding his girlfriend Dee Devlin in a hotel room with Mayweather Snr having sexual intercourse. Devlin was overheard claiming she was drawn to the BBC and that Conor couldn't satisfy her like a black man could. McGregor then struck Mayweather Snr with a left hand before being detained by NYPD officers while shouting "he couldn't take dat left hand, nobody fookin' can"

>>77108662
you need to kill yourself

>>77092732
FORM VOLTRON!

*USA bullies UK*

>>77108732
They need to pay their reparations. Through money and also worshiping the BBC

Floyd gon' win fellas! Conor too much of a wee wee laddie

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We all know how this is going to end, right?

I've seen this same shit before

When is Trump going to tweet about the fight

>>77108846
He did, he took a pic with his son years ago

>>77108841
Hahahaha I've been talking about this film in relation to this fight too. Cheers anon.

Trust me, Conor just talkin shit cuz he think he got the swag flu AAACHOOO

https://youtu.be/DIouIMlULYE

Where were you when professional boxing became WWE?

>>77110762
rapping to black people music and worshipping the big black cock of my irish wives bull

>>77110762
What flag is that I've never seen it before, looks based.

>>77110818
the guys in cool running had it on their outfits

>>77092728
English, Anon. Do you speak it?

Does anyone else feel like they're willing this into being the biggest fight ever just because they want it to be? Like they've declared to be the money fight, all they talk about is money, but why would that be an incentive to sell it on? It's like the Kardashian of fights, it wants to be famous for being famous.

2 million buys max.

>>77093420
Still ending up in a ditch lol

>>77092478
>5'8 vs 5'9

Literally anyone my size (6'5.5) would destroy these two manlets in a real street fight, possibly at the same time.

Tell me why a man of normal stature would be interested in this fight?

>>77110860
You would crumble after one punch to the body.

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>>77093420
>I'm rich! You're poor!
shut the fuck up manlet, we all know you're just some loser faggot like the rest of us. if truly were rich, you wouldn't waste your time here

>>77110860

Because they're actual athletes and not an ugly bean pole like you

>>77110860
because they're alpha asf, unlike you faggot.

>>77110865
:( pls no

>>77110848
you are underestimating the power of this self-fulfilling prophecy psychology brought unto the dumbest demographic of viewers

it will sell massively because they engineered it to be that way

>>77110863
Negative, I lift and train, and can take anything a 150 lb "male" throws at me
>>77110867
lol I bench 355, squat 495, dl 605
>>77110873
I don't need to yell and scream and throw money around like "tough" manlets do. I let my physical stature do the talking, bub

>>77110895

Sure you do m8. Sure you do.

>>77110860
>citation needed

WHEN WILL LANKLETS LEARN?

>>77110914
Even if hes full of shit hes right any grown man would destroy conor

little faggot lol. napoleon complex hard.

>>77110926
Why do lanklets get so uppity?

Is it because every noteworthy historical figure was a manlet?

>>77110848
They are predicting 7 million now

>>77110939
>if you call out a manlet for being a faggot youre uppity

kek manlets always scared to face reality

better enforce weight limits so no big scary adult men get to lay hands on you ;)

>>77103679

Hit him with a chair.

>>77110745
>>77110745

reaction videos. cancer.

>>77110940

McGregor gets the shit kicked out of him.
Mayweather gets the shit kicked out of him.

One of those things will happen. What's not to like?

>>77108841
reminder to NOT BUY THE PPV and just watch a livestream or not watch it live at all

WOLF TICKETS

>>77110865
i clicked for the fatface

i respond for the memes

>>77092563
$100 isnt that much money. Most people will make a party out of it. Get a job faggot

>>77092700
Lol stop

Goys why did floyds bodyguards suddenly surround conor ? What did floyd say to them? I dont speak niggerish

>>77104427
>and charges 10 dollars a head
What a douche.

>>77110926
Spoken like a man who has never even fought in his entire life. Not gonna happen unless you're a beast like the Mountain, and even then you'd have a hard time catching him.

>>77092478
This is the most obvious example of what a farce boxing is that we've ever had and people are still falling for it.

Like almost everything in modernity it's all about advertising nothing to seem like everything.

>>77108548
no. this whole angle is SWJ's looking to involve themselves the only way they know how.

>>77092478
You realize this is all an act right? Connor McGregor is all about the money and Mayweather is all about big money matches. Connor is going to give the people a show, lose like he knows he will, and cash out big time.

>>77092478
Why are we having multiple threads about a fight that is happening more than a month from now?

>>77108841
what am I seeing?
this looks like Damon Wayans versus Peter Berg..?

>>77092489
THIS

>>77110818
never seen a Jamaican flag?
wtf, my guy?

>>77111273
You're forgetting that it could be a boring as fuck points fight where neither get the shit knocked out of them.

>>77112004
>>77112004
>Connor is going to...cash out big time.

Even if it comes out at 100,000,000, which is doubtful because a lot of that is no doubt coming from back-end points, he have to pay out:
Yes, just not as big as a lot of people think...

15% to publicist
10-15% to manager
15% to agent
$300-$500,000 for camp, pre-fight medical, travel
and
$126,950 (lump sum; income tax)
PLUS
39.6% of the excess over $444,550 (income tax)

And all of a sudden the $100,000,000 shows up as around $14,000,000 in the bank.

Still great money, tho.

>>77110818
> What flag is that I've never seen it before

My sides!!!

Seriously how did you are you leafs this stupid?

>>77112085
>40% income tax

what the actual hell

>>77112085
This was assuming Conor was married, but I understand he isn't, so this:
$126,950 (lump sum; income tax)
PLUS
39.6% of the excess over $444,550 (income tax)

should be:
$120,529.75 (lump sum; income tax)
PLUS
39.6% of the amount over $415,050 (income tax)

>>77112113
>>77112032
It's was a joke ya chimps ruhlax. Sit down. Be humble.

>>77112085
You are forgetting a lot of under the table money and Vegas money

>>77108841
this picture is weird as hell, the posture of the black guy and the white guy starring at just below his nipples

The funny thing is that people think mayweather can lose.

>>77113538
funny thing is that you don't think mayweather's lost a step (maybe all of it).

mcgregor will ko him within 3 rounds.

mayweather does get tagged but no one in boxing has any punching power.

>>77112085
>a leaf throwing all these numbers out his ass
The pay-per-view alone is estimated to be 450$ million. Connor McGregor is going to get a big ass payday for losing.

>>77093420
>Lying on a Chinese imageboard

>>77113572

He could be on his deathbed he's not losing to Conor in a boxing match.

>>77115233
It'll still be boring as hell, like all Floyd fights of the 2010s have been.

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>>77113572
>mayweather does get tagged but no one in boxing has any punching power.

One thing is for sure.
McGreggor pres conference was histerical.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>2017
>not havin goons to form voltron on your command

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The only thing that matters is the story. Whichever story sells better will be the outcome. Anyone analyzing performance is a moron who thinks sports are legitimate and not just an entertainment business whose sole motive is profit.

So take your picks, the smug champion blackman goes down or the loudmouth trashtalking irishman goes down. Which story sells better?

If you're white you should back McGregor

Lads, should I stay up until the London presser, or should I just go to bed?

Chances are it will start 1-2 hours late anyways

>>77115836
Can't wait for u casuals to leave boxing alone fucking faggot never stepped in a ring ass nigga

>>77115935

>he still thinks professional sports, especially boxing, are legitimate

Literally a mongoloid.

>>77116040
yeah and the vatican assassins make sure no whisteblower ever gets out, fucking autist lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o7KPoS0HGs

In case you are wondering what they were saying to each other during the exchanges.

>tfw you realise that Americans aren't a majority on this board, they're just that fat

shockingly racist post. I'm appalled

>>77115926

Won't start for another 5 hours probably

>>77116238
Guess I should heem myself until it starts

Conor is a confirmed cokehead, right?

Every presser hes wearing dark shades, chewing his face off, and is borderline psychotic

>>77116808
>two jet lagged guys who get punched in the face for living are expected to deliver something, that professional talk show hosts have a team of writers to help prepare
I'm sure it'll be great.

Reminder Zuffa get the lions share of the hoe irish payday and the hoe irishmen just collects CTE for his troubles

>>77104464
this.

Its nice to see though. Makes me laugh at all the bantz between the two and it looks like they both genuinely enjoy it lel

>>77092478
>pinstripe on his suit is fuck you repeated over and over
classy

>alt right cucks already foaming at the mouth because Mcgregor is racist

Lmao you guys are worse than SJWs

>>77115049
Most of that will go to Mayweather. And Conor will have to give a big chunk to Dana because he's a bitch on a contract.

>>77111985
I dont understand what people are "falling for". This isnt a title fight. Only delusional retards think conor has a snowballs chance. Its entertainment. An exhibition match. I dont understand all these posts that boxing is "fake" or "rigged"

>>77102545
jesus save me from the cringe

>>77112085
I love how you're just pulling #'s out of your ass

>>77112162
Where are you from they dont pay taxes?

Floyd is gunna mash his potatoes. Trust.

>>77092478
why is floyd saying he "disrespected black women"?

what did conor say

>>77121457
He didnt give them the respectful beating they deserve

>>77093942
>meximanlet trying to call us ugly

I would be 9/10 in shitxico and I'd be impregnating all of the chicas in your family

If Floyd Mayweather wins, this is the chant of /sp/ for a month:

WE ALL KNOW WHERE THE RAINBOW GOES, UP HIS BUTT AND OUT HIS NOSE!

>>77092478
Conor is top banter.

But honestly, I'm just thinking it's staged as fuck now.

>>77124904
>49-0 vs. guy that never boxed in his life
>IF HE WINS
you are a retard, of course he's going to win

What's funny is these guys had to sign papers saying they would not hit the guy for verbal abuse and body language or they'd suffer major consequences with clauses like "unless Conor says nigger".

This whole shit is just a soap opera. Sure they don't like each other but their business partners. It's just one giant roast while people aren't actually in on the jokes.

If your sport requires a bunch of hype fests before the actual event, it's probably a boring sport.

>>77125835
everyone knows this but no one cares mate. it's good tv. fuck off back to your dungeon you whiny little bitch

>>77121095
Our highest tax bracket is like 27%

>>77125696
I don't like how they both swear a lot. Absolutely classless when they do. They'd be funnier if they didn't. And we get it, your both short, and love money, and are empty inside. Only one is a confirmed legend.

>>77112085
>it gets paid into Conrads company
>company registered in Ireland
>pay 0.02% tax
>????

profit

>>77125835
Is floyd allowed to call conor a nigger?

>>77126380
No he is not. If he does, all the money Conor receives from the fight is directly deposited into Floyd's offshore account, tax free. Read the contract, it's online.

>>77126298
>Only one is a confirmed legend

Is that really all it takes to achieve legend status now? Cherrypick bums and hasbeens, literally dictate their entire regime and then to be on the safe side make sure the judges are your good friends? I wish I had done that instead of learning to read. That way I could have took part in a meme fight when I was 40 and dress like I was 15 just so people would remember me after having been retired for an entire 12 months.

>>77126298
>Only one is a confirmed legend.
Neither is. Conor is a personality but his achievements aren't anything to talk about at all, and Floyd's "record" is so stat padded with so many asterisks and no positive memorable moments he'll be forgotten the second the cameras turn off.

>>77127969
>>77128160
>not a legend
>falling for a meme
You guys don't watch boxing and don't pretend like you know anything about it. 49 wins, 27 knockouts, 0 losses. He's a strategic defensive genius and he's knocked out have the fights he's been in. He's arguably the greatest boxer to ever live.

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Which one should I throw my £50 into lads?

>>77128730
McGregor to win

>>77128730
Conor: "YEH NO I HADDA COME OUDA DA ROSE"

(You know I had to come out of the rolls)

Floyd. Flood all day.

>>77124904
Yes sir.

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>people think McGreedy has a chance

>>77128730
Floyd by stoppage. Remember it doesn't need to be anything dramatic. Floyd will tire him out and will out land corner so much it wont last 12 rounds.

>>77092732
send my regards to your queen

>>77092478
this should be on /asp/.

>>77092478

I don't think you understand how much money Connor stands to make, just from showing up and taking the L.

Probably more than every other UFC payday combined.

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>>77131210
Conor is a snake the day I laid eyes on him.
..both Floyd and Connor family desu

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Whole thing is a sham

>>77094119
>flag represents nationality
>what is holidays in another country
>what is erasmus in another coountry
>what is working in another country
>what is traveling
>people travel?

holy fuck u are dumb

homedweller confirmed.