>he doesn't imagine himself going to /sp/ before a game and doing an 'ask me anything' thread and then taking a picture of himself with proof and then making subtle /sp/ shoutouts at the post game interview
>>77084678
has the scenario described actually occurred before?
>>77084678
I do that but with /mu/
I'm Lebron James AMA
>>77084678
>post game interview after a win while being the underdog
>what do you have to say to all the people that didn't believe you will win today?
>APOLOGIZE
>*goes away*
ISHYGDDT
>how are you feeling after this loss?
>i'm feelin pretty EXPOSED at this moment
>>77084678
>win the final
>post match interview
>"so what do you have to say to all the people who criticized you throughout the season?"
>"what did they mean by this?"
>>77084678
I'm a professional footballer that will be playing in a competitive game tomorrow.
AMA
>>77085124
What team?
>>77084986
this would work so well out of context that i'd actually pay to see an athlete do it
>>77084986
That would immediately make the player a twitter darling
>player takes his pants down and leaves a dump trying to imitate perro caca
>imagine yourself setting up an AMA on /sp/ on a non gameday
>imagine becoming a legend on /sp/ and having an army of /sp/artans defending your honor on twitter whenever you talk about being pro Trump
>imagine all the butthurt in the media from your political views but you are at Lebron James/Messi level of dominance so only women and nu-males really hate you
>>77086383
>imagine making fun of your critics by saying they do it for free
I'm not 12 years old so, no, I don't have a fantasy that pathetic.
>>77086575
happy 13th birthday
>not hinting at but never confirming you go on /sp/ and then watching anons go mad speculating
>not tattooing the sp goats' crest on your body
>doing the ">" sign with your fingers when you talk shit about your rivals
>not saying things like "costanza.jpg" and "ISHYGDDT" during press conferences
>>77086383
>imagine becoming a legend on /sp/
this is what you think would happen but in reality you'd just get memed to death and shit on by everyone here
>>77084678
I do this.
>>77090511
If people loved Ian, I don't see how the majority of /sp/ would love a real athlete.
>>77090511
yeah, that's what happened to Brennan Williams, he was an anime-loving black guy who posted on 4chan and got drafted to the NFL, he came on /sp/ and did an AMA, and everyone just shit on him and called him nigger and memed him off the site
>>77091675
Kek, have you got a link or screenshot?
>>77091786
Viewing the Wikipedia article history is mildly amusing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Brennan_Williams&diff=prev&oldid=552500917
>>77091873
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Brennan_Williams&diff=552503073&oldid=552503061
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Brennan_Williams&diff=552504861&oldid=552504819
>>77091873
Excellent stuff
I'm sure he knew he was going to get a bit of racial banter doing an AMA here, and he did it anyway. Fair play to him
>>77091921
From his actual wiki
>Williams has appeared in various streams on the YouTube channel The Third Wheel, most notably in the role of The Batsu Sama, the scariest person in the world.[17][18] Recently he joined the main series of the channel Thrilling Intent, as an unknown new comer with a bionic arm and a love for traps.[19]
>a love for traps
Good to see he's still repping the chan
>>77088782
pretty much this, fucking casuals,
>anon, what did you think of the opposing team
>I don't rate them
>Hey I just wanna say hi to my boys at 4chan sp. Best social network with the best memes on the internet, see you all there
I imagine being a successful musician and all my meme Facebook & Twitter posts being posted on /mu/ with threads asking "am I /theirguy/"
>>77084678
faggots too young to know about that newfag who won Big Brother while posting on 4chan
>>77092621
Based Ian