>James Rodriguez on a 2-year loan to Bayern, granate fulfilled
>first game for the new BvB coach Peter Bosz today
>Costa on loan to Juventus almost done
>Hertha signs 20year old goalkeeper Jonathan Klinsmann (son of Jürgen Klinsmann)
>Cologne hires an lawyer for the failed Modeste-deal
>Rumor: Chelsea want Aubameyang for 70mil
are we here or >>77075803
I'm too confused brudis
Fuck the customer thread, this one is better.
>>77079521
nice way of hiding your milk bags you whore
>>77079655
good post
>Rummenigger schließt weitere Transfers nicht aus
Granatenhagel incoming!
>>77080118
>>77079521
TSV Munchen 1860 got officially BTFO today, back to playing in a barn
any thoughts?
Why is there such disparity of strength from 2 once even sides?
>>77080220
They lost Allianz?
>>77079668
she's like 9 you fucking asshole
>>77080237
Yeah, main reason is the trashing done by 1860's fans once their team lost the relegation battle and dropped deeper into the abyss
so why should James do better at Bayern than he did at Real? even when he played he was fucking bad.
>>77080220
Once even? Like in the 60s?
>>77080220
The Leeds United of the Bundeslel
>>77080220
>back to playing in a barn
That's actually a good thing. They should have told Uli to suck cock many years ago tßh
>>77080399
no he wasnt
>>77080557
yes he was.
>>77080597
stop posting lol
>>77080674
stop existing you piece of shit leaf. day of the rake can't come soon enough.
>>77080745
didnt read lol
>>77080756
nobody will read what's written on your tombstone
I hate that dumbers calls herself dumbers
it kills all the fun
>>77080865
>t. dumbini
hello where are the transfer
>>77081029
Alexis flying in by helicopter in the Allianz right now.
Redpill me on Felix Magath.
>>77080983
yes hello
>>77081029
Nobody wants to join your artificially inflated plastic piece of shit club. Literally worse than Wolfsburg, Hoffenheim and Leipzig combined.
If a meteor were to strike the BayArena tomorrow, annihilating every last person employed at Bayer Leverkusen, the whole world would be celebrating on the streets and declaring the day a global holiday.
The end of your shit club can't come soon enough.
>>77081287
Ananastisch post my dude
>>77081160
POO
Which club needs to sign a Sören?
>>77081499
I can't remember if Ronny is ossi or wessi
If Soren is ossi then st Pauli
>>77081287
bayarena is a nice stadium though
and leverkusen developed some great german players
>>77081517
ronny = far right, sometimes ossi
sören = bleeding heart left, rarely wessi
>>77081628
honest question.
Is this picture real or a joke?
>>77081628
Ronny sounds like a lad tobihannes
>>77081712
it's real
i'm just glad that St Pauli are rebelling against prevalent and over-represented far right wing extremism in the top bundesliga club terraces
cant believe thats actually allowed
>>77082060
St. Pauli are worse than any "extremist" right wing fan group. (As if those actually exist, kek)
Pauli fans are antifa scum and should be gassed.
german, austrian, french and italian Neonazis (Identitäre) are currently on the way to the Mediterranean sea.
The received ~ 70k in donations and have rented a boat to block the african refugee ships from crossing over to Italy and to hand over the africans to the lybian coast guard
This sounds like a plan the average Nazi would make. Can't see how this could go wrong
>>77082198
>Neonazis (Identitäre)
>sounds like a plan the average Nazi would make
t. cuck
>>77082246
>behave like a human being
>people call you cuck or reddit
I don't even mind at this point
>>77082417
>try not to get overrun by people of other races and believes
>people call you a Nazi
>>77082417
>behave like a human being
>people call you nazi or right wing
I don't mind either
>>77082198
Why the fuck if you are against immigration you get called a nazi? Albanian cunt you have to go back
>>77082198
Lel cuckedd shareholder
>>77081628
In dem Park vergewaltigt keiner irgendwelche zeltenden Leute.
>>77081517
Sören is the upper middle class wessi name.
Kevin is the scum class wessi name.
Ronny is the scum class ossi name.
>>77082948
Sören is northern germany only. You won't find any Sören (jesus the sound of this name) south of Hamburg.
New kit
http://fanshop.dfb.de
>>77082975
nordic names is the hottest shit for upper middle class Grünen voting soccermuns from Baden-Baden. You can replace Sören with Finn, Fite, Malte etc.
>>77082976
source you fuck
>>77082976
they already got a new kit this year, how many times do they want to change their kits in one year
>>77083039
I feel like punching every single person with a name like that and I'm not exactly a violent man.
>>77083081
https://www.waz.de/sport/grauer-streifen-fuer-den-weltmeister-das-neue-trikot-der-nationalmannschaft-id211225785.html
>>77082975
There are lots of Sörens in Berlin.
>>77083179
so basically they took the GOAT kit and made it objectively worse. working for adidas is literally free money.
Wh don't they just change the kit from game to game so they can sell more of them ... I wonder if one day players will have custom shirts with their individual sponsors.
>>77080745
>german autism
You need to escalate tension slowly, not at once like a deranged Hitler, Hansel
>>77082198
>Being mad the other ooga boogas won't be joining you
They'll start rounding ones like you up soon I reckon.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>77082198
based, where can I sign up?
>>77083081
I really don't know what to think of it.
>>77083039
I always thought of Sören as a Hartzer name like Kevin desu.
>Leverkusen is the new HSV
>schalke is the new Gladmong
what a time to be alive
>>77083601
Sören is the kind of guy that went to study archeology in Berlin but dropped out after one year to travel to patagonia and find his true self with daddies dentist money.
>>77083288
pls explain
>>77083632
Sören is evil denmark's real name
>>77083632
na, that's sounds more of a Björn thing to do.
Soren (Danish: [ˈsɶːɐ̯n̩]; Norwegian: [ˈsoːɳ̍]) or Sören (Swedish: [ˈsœːrɛn]; German: [ˈzoːʁən]) is a Scandinavian given name of Scandinavian, sometimes Anglicised as Soren. The name is derived from that of the 4th-century Christian saint Severin of Cologne,[1] ultimately derived from the Latin severus ("severe, strict, serious").
>>77083636
Ex-USA ambassador signs for FC Barcelona as "America's advisor"
He was always a R. Madrid Fan
This is only a move shoehorned by catacuck goverment to turn it more political, this faggot (I mean, literally homosexual) has nothing to do with football, before Obama put it as USA ambassador on Spain, he was on HBO.
>>77083648
No, it's my brother's.
>>77083861
Calm down
>>77083980
it's his right to be upset
good-denmark is the autist/bot posting from his ipad and evil-denmark is who again??
going to play some Overwatch now
>>77083861
Take your meds, Muhammad.
>>77083980
>>77084002
>Using member's money to sign political figures who has nothing to do with football for football stuff but for political reasons
I will be.
who else still feels /BESCHISSENWORDEN/ here?
>james
>granate
>>77084164
Is it really her?
>>77084002
Doesn't make his decision to shit up a sub-reddit on a Loation clay-mation enthusiast forum, because of "muh ebil Farca" less questionable.
>>77083081
>vong
kys
>>77084033
denmark's brother
Forgot about CL quali tonight.
Now I will make me a cup of tea and watch a good television program, possibly followed by a movie.
>>77084368
Kopenhagen is soooooooo shit
>>77084368
Is there any chance that some danish team is going to suprise us by reaching the knock-out stage in an european competition?
since i see a danish flag, i assume this is /bundes/
this is /bundes/ now
>>77084421
>inb4 autosage
>>77084421
smells more like /icyttBjclams/ to me
>>77084033
>>77084334
>>77084411
Yes :)
Brondby will win Superligaen this season
>>77084419
I don't think so, but I hope Lyngby can do something.
>>77082169
Pauli should play in the Balkans or Poland tebehe.
SHITTENHAGEN
>>77084606
Lamo
FT: Malmö 1 - 1 Skopje
Hmmmm
Pauli just signed Alex Meier btw
>>77084722
t h i n n
pictures or it did not happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl3VDKKDPC4
>schürlel still thinking he's hot shit
Genk have signed Nordsjælland's forward Marcus Ingvartsen for a transfer fee of €5m.
>Just got back from a job interview. Went ok, but only ok.
>Denmark is still alive
ugh
>>77084210
Doesn't look a thing like mirka chief Krautist
>>77085207
what kind of job?
>>77085280
Cia assassin
Keep it on the down low tho brutha
>>77085305
>cia
Du bist doch ein großer Junge
AESTHETIC
>>77085347
Für dich
>>77085355
Looks very nice. Might have to bandwagon buttgart in addition this year
>>77085381
it's "FÜR SIIIIIIIE"
>>77085381
ẞUTTGART will unironically reach the EL, so you should.
>>77085355
vfb mercedes
>>77085391
oh shit im sorry
>>77085397
its unfortunate our guy timo left... and julian green isnt that good apparently... whomst are buttgarts best players?
Looks super ugly and cheap
>>77085410
Ginzcek is elite if he stays alive, Green is complete trash and might still leave before the season. Where will be further additions to the team with two starters for DR and DC, potentially also another DMC and MR.
Ofori, Pavard, Brekalo, Donis, Akolo and Burnic all have the potential to become elite.
>>77085524
hmmmm this seems like it could be an interesting team. i will follow... PS isnt burnic just on loan from BVB Prussia Dortmund?
>>77085524
>Akolo
>>77085762
Why not?
>>77085714
Brekalo, Burnic, Mane and Asano are all on loan.
>>77085781
>Brekalo, Burnic, Mane and Asano are all on loan.
Darlehengart?
Asano and Burnic just deepen the squad.
Stuttgart has some kind of option for both Mane and Brekalo, although it's apparently kind of complicated with Brekalo. That being said, he hates Wolfsburg with a passion after his disastrous first year there, so he'll never play for them again in any case.
will altach beat brest (heh) 2mrw?
nachti
yes good night
>tfw suddenly got the shits
>now on the toilet watching the gold cup
>>77089687
How bad are >we
>>77089812
pretty bad desu
>>77089812
>>77089862
>we
are so fucking bad :(
prob on par with neverlands tho LOL
>>77090083
kek
KEK
K E K
which league has worse defending tho? eredivisie or mls
now that is a question
good morning /icytitty/
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning
>>77093074
and a happy Gerd morning to you
Yes, goooood morning!
Suttner to Brighton for 4.5m
Neverküssen is interested in signing Ajax' CB Viergever for 5m
friendly reminder that RB will advance to the Ro16 in the CL.
>>77090170
wet salty hole's
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>77093824
don't zzzzzz me you bee
>„Wir werden kein Gespräch mehr mit Ralf Rangnick suchen. Leipzig lässt Emil im Sommer nicht gehen“, sagte der Berater des 25-jährigen Flügelspielers, Hasan Cetinkaya, der „Bild“.
finally a club that shows some eggs
>Dortmund wants to buy Giroud to replace Aubameyang
kek bild de trying really hard these days
>>77085419
Shareholders will appreciate the cost reduction.
>>77093986
Giroud would flop just as hard as Immobile did
Just Buyern things:
>Wie die Bild vermeldet, hat S04 Goretzka ein neues Arbeitspapier vorgelegt, um einen Wechsel zum FC Bayern zu verhindern. Die Knappen hoffen wohl darauf, bis mindestens 2019 verlängern zu können und Goretzka so zu halten oder aber eine größere Ablöse einzunehmen.
>DER 22-JÄHRIGE IST SICH WOHL BEREITS MIT DEN MÜNCHNERN ÜBER EINEN WECHSEL EINIG. 2018 ist Goretzka ablösefrei und würde Gelsenkirchen gegen die bayerische Hauptstadt eintauschen. Das Vertragsangebot von Schalke stellt dieses Vorhaben auf die Probe.
vs.
>„Robert Lewandowski hat einen Vertrag beim FC Bayern, den er vor kurzem bis 2021 verlängert hat. Über einen Wechsel von Lewandowski verschwendet der FCB keinen Gedanken“, lässt der Rekordmeister via ‚Sky‘ ausrichten.
>Die Münchner weiter: „Es gibt keine Gespräche mit anderen Vereinen und wird auch keine geben. Wenn andere Vereine mit Spielern verhandeln, die noch langfristige Verträge haben, riskieren sie eine Strafe der FIFA."
>>77085419
just like you LAMO
>Kruse lehnt Mio-Offerte Werders ab
G
>Kruse is already leaving
wake up we have memeing to do
>>77094438
Watching the Le Tour
*le detour
>>77094481
I start watching at around 3pm.
denMARK? More like denARSCH
hehe
wow
Hmmm
>>77094526
>>77094531
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73901946/#q73908098
>>77094537
>>77094560
all meme WC winners from 2014 played for BVB
BREAKING HIGH ALERT:
Sven Bender on his way to Leverkusen
>>77094653
because fruitcake Yogi doesn't want to play any BVB player but he had to nominate them because people might have realized that his nominations aren't based on on-field performance.
>>77094221
There was a Bremen fan whomst told me I was nuts for saying he would leave. sad!
>>77094030
I dunno I think he could be alright at BVB as his movement and link up play are solid and Dortmund are so dangerous with their midfielders/wingers through the middle and from wide.
Really want to make a punny immobile joke that has been already made 50000 times
>>77094722
shut the fuck up denmark you pathetic little troll. nothing of this is any true.
>>77094727
>fruitcake
It amazes me how a german can know some late-90s idiomatic homo term
>>77094752
Don't give yous
>>77094722
>>7709475
>>77094758
the twins are reunited
Nouri from Ajax has "severe and permanent brain damage" after his collapse in the friendly against Bremen.
>>77094766
Cute.
¿How many games before they're both injured?
>>77094779
Say no to Marihuana, guys!
>>77082198
>Neonazis
>Identitäre
choose one
>>77094867
I dislike muslims as much as the next guy but have some respect dude
>>77094880
Identiäre are just a more articulate urban version of Neonazi Dortrottel.
Wasn't bender really worth 15m€ ? Seems a lot
>>77094906
Let me guess, these """neonazis""" don't have anything to say about/are okay with jews
>>77094933
There is absolutely nothing wrong about being Jewish.
>>77094906
And Merkel is just a less articulate urban version of Hitler.
>>77094990
All I am trying to say is that an individual should not be considered nazi or neo nazi or paleo nazi or whatever if they aren't anti semetic. Im no historian but Antisemitism was a prominent feauture of nazism
>>77095028
No you don't get it, an individual should be considered a nazi if he's not far-left.
>>77095016
Outstanding post.
Kaputska is gonna be a very gud signing for freibörg
>>77095201
>living in NRW and allowing all those muslims there
Lmao
>>77095256
Triggered huh?
& Why would I do that?
>replying to the tennis /pol/ fatty
>>77095289
No need to get upset at me for reminding you how quickly your culture is fading.
We never really had a culture
But yous guys are allowing yours to erode
sad!
Who else looking forward to the Telekom-Cup on Saturday here?
(Pic related is surprisingly tasty btw)
>>77095367
are you at the hospital again
>>77095367
Hmm will this be part of bayerns treble? Telekom cup, dfb pokal and bundes
Gonna steal this picture and post it in tennis. Looks delishus
Watching Tour de Frongs rn
>>77095382
No, hospital food looks way worse.
Is Görges the biggest tennis qt we have right now?
fuck off
>>77095468
Yes
>>77095495
Mad
it's funny because if you don't reply to a specific post nobody knows to whom your reply adresses
Literally not true, retard
Huh, the SCHOKOPUDDING was surprisingly tasty too (although the banana pieces they put into it were a bit too memey).
Overall I'm probably feeling like a light to decent 8 on this meal.
TRAN-
SISTION
back into Bundesliga discussion....
i've a "schokopudding" in my pants :/
>>77095566
Boateng looking QT af
>Denmarkassbitch will never give you a Laufpass
Shit sucks
John brooks is gonna single handedly save golfsburgs defense right ?
>>77095555
Checked
Es gibt nix was uns hindert
wir machen eure Kinder behindert
mit unseren Droooogen
>Achtung, jetzt wird's lächerlich
>Den DFB-Frauen winkt bei Turniersieg eine Rekordprämie. Die beläuft sich auf 37500 Euro pro Spielerin. Zum Vergleich: Die Herren hätten bei einem Triumph im vergangenen Jahr 300.000 Euro bekommen. Alleine für den Einzug ins Viertelfinale gab's mehr Geld (50.000 Euro).
>>77084542
My city fans are at the same time nationalist and commie.
Like they call themselves Working Class Barras Bravas and the Red Zagłębie, while voting for catholic traditionalists.
>>77095682
>reading bild
delete yourself
>>77095566
whos the cutest GRANATE?
Its Hummels, isnt it?
>>77095687
And which city is that...?
>>77095682
>Achtung, jetzt wird's lächerlich
Stopped reading right there.
apparently mertesacker just scored with an overhead kick in a friendly
>>77095682
>Die Herren hätten bei einem Triumph im vergangenen Jahr 300.000 Euro bekommen.
Will the women's final get anywhere close to 30 million viewers? Because that's the number they'd have to reach to even get close to being deserving of 30k.
gay
>>77095801
Nope
>>77095716
>>77095749
>>77095851
ok. you are cool again
>>77095851
what is that?
How can Reus even compete?
>>77095883
Spoxfags ruined /Bundes/
is miss erlangen posting desu
/bundes/ must be pols wet dream, i doubt there is a single schwarzkopf itt, it's Tobihannesses only...and it shows...
>want to go on a hike
>it's raining
oh well guess I'll stay in instead and play with my würschtl
>>77095851
I never said it was a bild article
>>77095990
I wish Bazifaggots like you would just drop dead
>>77095979
>a hair gel posting in bundes
huuuuuuh?!
>>77096009
I haven't posted in /tdf/ for a few days. Too many denmarks
>>77096014
Wallah was willst du Kahba ?
>>77096034
U wot m8?
>>77096024
So you admit you only post for the attention?
reminder that every /bundes/ poster has this phenotype with minor variations
>>77096106
Well, you don't have to, we all know the answer here you vapid cunt.
>>77096129
Delete this picture of me
>>77096140
Good post
>>77096129
short hair and neither beard nor glasses . rest seems to be legit.
>>77096129
See you at WACKEN freund,
listening to Blind Guardian now while playing Baldurs Gate
HELGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HUZnwDVZkY
Is this autism?
>>77096175
holy kek
Though Paderborn is the only word I recognized
>>77096175
yes. Wontorra is known to be autistic af.
Why does this thread always die once i start posting? EVERY FUCKIN TIME
I might be a little too aggressive for all the Torbens itt :(
Don't worry guys, I don't bite.
>>77096249
>german humour
>>77096174
meddl
>>77094438
>this was my last post before I went to Uni
>thread exploded shortly after
every time. at least discuss the unification of the Bender bros at Leverkusen.
>>77095682
Gleichberechtigung at work
>>77096175
very nice
>KGaA selling their best player
lmao
ihr dummen mongos
>>77082901
Glaube nicht dass in dem Ppark überhaupt irgendwelche Leute zelten.
>>77096864
du dumme mango
>>77097254
>>77097297
I ̶h̶̶a̶̶t̶̶e̶ love your all
DEUTSCHE RAUS AUS DEUTSCHLAND
ihr hattet euer chanze
JETZT SIND WIR AN DER REIE HABIBI
Martin Braithwaite to Middlesbrough for €10m
>>77097332
>tfw too stupid to understand this response
Where did he touch her? Fucking granny groper!
is martin braithwaite related to carlos braithwaite?
>>77097602
See >>77081392
Olaf du geiler Bock, bring für später Papers mit und ne Pulle eistee, und ja Die Jacky kommt auch (:
>>77097749
Diggi guck mal bei whatsapp, lass die Lappen hier mal in ruhe, habe baba hase btw *fg*
>buying the less competent and even more fragile bender bro for 16 fucking million
I WAS WRONG
LETS GO BACK TO NO TRANSFERS
>>77097949
This is the position vizeküssen is going to take up this year
>>77098006
Wew
Just imagine Völler in that pose
When was the last time that Leverbace won the Meisterschaft?
>>77098130
'99/00
Oh wait
>Neverkusen
say yes to marihuana
stop bullying Asuka anon
>>77095367
me
>only vegetables
surprisingly indeed
>>77098182
>only need a draw against fucking Unterhaching
>lose
They do deserve their name
2002 finally broke them, and they are now forever shit
>>77098285
>eating meat
Found the nigger
>>77098370
>not eating meat
Literally hitler
>>77098389
>US f(l)ag
Found the nigger
>>77098404
German girls love us black dudes what can I say ;)
I apologize
No Bundes and all Uni makes this anon a dull boy.
>>77098484
Which classes had you heute?
>american humour
>>77098547
I'm sorry. I'm a nigger and have an underdeveloped brain :/
Was sagt 1 deutscher wenn er nicht mehr ficken kann?
Aua aua mein Po ;_;
>>77098617
>
>>77098617
don't close from yourself on others
>>77098635
Hör auf auf meine posts zu antworten du vermaledeiter Hundesohn
>>77098682
>
smells like Sören in here, see you later
tobi pls
>>77098545
Just Management Accounting, which is tedious enough by itself, but I had from 9 until just a few minutes ago with only one major break (in which I mostly studied), and then it becomes a real chore.
>>77098767
Delet this
>50 million pounds for the English DeAndre Yedlin
what did poop mean by this?
>Forsberg staying
>Keita probably staying
BASED Ralle refusing to back down
>>77099214
Why is real based Leipzig so based brudi?
>>77099301
we should both pick up RBL tripcodes imo
geh und lutsch curry schwänze in /cric/ du dummer spasst
>>77099363
Unnecessary. If you spot an American shitpost it is highly likely to be from me
>>77099456
RBL will never win anything with an attitude like this
shameful
>>77096864
>>77096868
>>77097254
>>77097532
>>77097749
>>77097930
>>77098617
>>77098682
>>77099386
fuck off to /kc/ you faggot
>>77099475
I blame you
>>77095979
I'm a neger, though
>>77099491
komm thermo du hund und ich ficke dich
>>77096129
he looks like a Buddy Ogün persona
I dont like any bundes clubs but i love /bundes/
>>77099491
War mein erster Post seit Tagen du dummer Hurensohn.
Geh und gib deinem dreckigen Burgerfreund ein (Du) solche dummen Spassten werden von jedem blauen Board hier verjagt und du freust dich über den Behindi
>>77098767
looks like a knutschifleck
>>77099616
Best thing you discovered since /r/the_donald you dumb piece of shit... go parrot one of our memes or call me a cuck you fucking nigger
>it's an evil tobi episode
>>77099641
countryballed me hard. Keep it up.
>>77099661
>when you're rude to the wrong American
He dindu muffin. Is me the one that triggers you mr. Sören
>this buttblasted Maik itt
>>77099800
Can I get a backstory on the gerban meme names
think Sören is close to dumping his trap folder again.
>wanting to see pics of traps this badly
baka
>>77099811
It's based on a socio-economical spectrum, but still fairly random
*flies towards the Europal eagle*
>>77099811
sören = sheltered bleeding heart liberal
ronny = nazi
chantal, kevin, jacqueline = unterschicht
everything else is random
lads
1860 are playing
Regionalbundes has begun
>>77100228
Can you loan league positions?
>>77100361
they scored
>>77100350
So in general Americanized names are for untermenschen whilst Scandinavian names are for le upper middle class cucks?
>>77100379
I will personally force you to APOLOGIZE in public after the first half of the season.
>>77100399
yes pretty much
>>77100361
Could a regionaliga team do ok in the Austrian bundes?
>>77100453
yes
++++++++++ACHTUNG!+++++++++++++
TOR IM ALTACH
PIESINGER 48'
>>77100571
I don't even miss Denmark or anything ;_;
>>77100685
Honestly, I hate having to share her.
>>77100571
>>77100685
>>77100708
I didn't end up buying one.
Brondby are up 2-0 against VPS atm
the belarusian side brest have pulled 1 bach
>>77100727
Love the start of the Bundesliga. You can't match the excitement of the first few games where anything can happen and literally no one knows which month bayern will win the league in
heh
funny
huh
Echte Scheißmannschaft
>>77101376
he is still one fat motherfucker
>>77101409
Rillie rüde
>>77101355
>>77101376
based
>>77101355
>>77101376
and those highschoolers want to compete with the mighty Leipzig next season. just think about that for a second.
>>77101587
how could they ever compete with the real based /our guys/
desu i would be really ashamed if i had to share guys with /bundes/
>>77101798
Girl??
>midgetland
Where's the /180/ thread
>u know remember eran derdiyok's wundergoal
>>77101409
DOLLED
>>77102181
lel
>>77102181
pls add the weight watchers logo on the shirt
Stop bullying Mario
I am eating tacos
>>77102512
10/10, thanks
>>77102300
>weight watchers
whoa is this the "shit arrives in germany and eastern europe decades later" meme again? I haven't heard about weight watchers for a solid decade
>tfw Antibiotika for 10 days
>tfw kein Bier for 10 days
Well I just have to think of the other 355 days.
>>77102647
I havent either since the last years the fitness craze got more&more dominant so theres not really a need for it
>>77102647
>I haven't heard about weight watchers for a solid decade
cuz u're a fatty boom boom
>>77102669
what did you do?
>>77102712
Good, if obvious, joge
>>77102669
good to know you're doing your part in the destruction of antibiotics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq9eCHPljag
:3
>>77106244
the one and only GOAT
>>77106369
based Hennes
>>77106433
meant for >>77106244
>>77094811
the two benders fusion to one that almost has the injury-free playtime of an average player
>>77110139
Do they at least keep Lars's ability to run for days?
>you now remember when he was used as a right back for die mannschaft
>Borussia Dortmund hat den auslaufenden Vertrag mit seinem offensiven Mittelfeldspieler Shinji Kagawa (Foto) verlängert. Das teilten die Schwarz-Gelben am Freitagvormittag - pünktlich zum Start der Asienreise des Klubs - offiziell mit.
>Und Kagawa selbst meinte: „Der BVB mit seinen unglaublichen Fans ist mir richtig ans Herz gewachsen. Ich bin sehr glücklich, weiterhin ein Bestandteil dieses außergewöhnlichen Klubs in einer der besten Ligen der Welt mit den höchsten Zuschauerzahlen bleiben zu können.“
>>77110183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP_N4iQMwEE
never 5get
>>77111822
based
hello i am here now
Völler: "Kevin Kampl wird nicht nach China wechseln. Der Transfer ist geplatzt."
name this group and their first single
>>77100527
They'd cruise to the title.
FCK/Zilina vs Malmö/Skopje
Could be very interesting
it won't tho
>>77112672
Kek, Bayer btfo
>>77098285
>only vegetables
Just like the Ajax youth team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
>>77112726
Big Alex and Lil'Moor
Da BENCHmark pt2
>>77112990
AHAHAHA
>le Mem
Good post indeed, dear anon.
>>77113037
calm down
>>77112999
kekd and checkd
>>77112726
MO^2 feat Izak
Big in Japan
I had intense dreams last night.
Sebastian Vettel flew from the mediterranean coast of switzerland, where he drove a race, to the spanish city of Milan, where he attended an important game of football. The broadcast showed him sitting in the stands.
Me and my family were watching that game and i was hungry, so i told my mum to call a pizza place and order a pizza. She did, and somehow we arranged a bet: The pizza would be free if any of the teams playing in the tournament scored a penalty goal.
Time passed and we were talking about really dumb computer stuff with my dad. Just as i was about to tell them about the app i had been working on, everyone left.
Even later we were watching a game of football again, maybe a different one, and i was waiting for the teams to score a penalty. It had been hours and it was late, and i still haven't had anything to eat yet. I wouldn't get my pizza, i realized, if there wasnt a penalty goal.
Then finally something happened in the penalty area, a foul i thought, and i celebrated the fact there would be a penalty, yet still anxious about the outcome of said penalty. I moved to the edge of my seat and very quickly the players, all huddled up in the penalty area, did an indirect freekick, passed it sideways and scored a goal.
I realized that had not been a penalty, yet tried to desperately argue with my family that it kinda was and that i was really really hungry.
Then i was sitting at a table reading through a long list of words on my phone and writing some of them down on my tablet using an electronic stylus. It felt like a really stupid task to do, but i believe i was gathering data for some purpose.
Next to me was sitting my dad who thought i was doing a quiz on my phone and made fun of me for answering the questions wrong. He then closely watched me writing down things and made fun of my handwriting, which got worse and worse the closer he was watching.
Then i woke up, looked at the time and it was 12:30.
didn't read lulz
>>77113419
I dream't tonight that my little sis was dying. :'(
>>77113481
*dreamed
>>77113481
its okay, dreams are just exaggerations of our subconscious worries
and hopes
D:
>>77113419
t. Kevin Kafka
xD
>>77112999
hehe
goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZh_sC2U5YI
>>77113835
pineappletable post
ihr dofen mongos
back to kc Sören
Granabry to Hoffenheim now official.
Gnabry to Hoffenheim is official
>>77113968
>>77113972
LOOOOL
>>77113989
ROFL
where's numbers?
New home shirts
Mukhtar on the (your) right
Ribery, Robben, Müller, James, Coman
is it enough?
enough for third place and ro16 exit, yes
>get relegated to a lower division
>celebrate goals just like before
why do they do this? they act like its the same as before but it isnt. personally i think clubs like stuttgart or hannover shouldnt celebrate goals for a whole season and just be like "ok we just scored but i guess thats normal for a team that is supposed to play first bundes"
>>77114067
old, old, le raumdeuter xD, not rated, nigger
>>77114085
those goals still mean more than a Meisterschaft for Buyern
>>77114067
No, I'm fairly certain they'll buy a new winger (semi Granate).
hello, i used to post in the bundes threads a long time ago. from about 2012 to 2014.
glad to see nothing has changed here heh you guys are in the same exact place as always - and thank christ. never change, /sp/ germans. never change.
signed-Opie
okay hello
>>77114253
things have changed since neinhold left but its still ok i guess
>>77114317
hey there :P
*glances at your crotch and nervously looks away*
ugh
>neini
>left
lamo
i have made maybe 10 posts this year
now its maybe 11
N E I N I
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yeah ok smartypants
heh
nothinn personnell kiddor
time for the le detour france
will go to a little trainingslager with my mannschaft this weekend
bye
don't forget the condoms and lube
>>77114616
Yes
thanks for the reminder
denmark were you in düsseldorf for the grand depart?
>>77114724
No
There was a guy in /tdf/ who biked there
>>77114764
yeah people met up
i was there as well and felt bad because i thought i missed my big chance of meeting you
>>77114907
I wouldn't go to Germany without announcing it in /bundes/
>>77114938
good i am glad to hear that
>>77095682
It's because women can't even reach the level of a Bundesligist B-youth team. They're already getting more than they deserve.
The only way they could earn more is if they all played in bikinis, but even that probably wouldn't help much because 75% of female footballers are ugly as hell.
your ugly
watching Leverkusen - Würzburger Kickers now
>Neverkusen
Dortmund tier desu
is pohjanpalo staying?
>>77118998
i think so
>I rate the Neinhold era
Johannes and Rindfleisch vs RazorHoeneß and quiz vs NurderHSV best timeline
>>77119258
for me, it's tripfagmark
>>77119871
is diallo wearing his dad's shirt?
>Nach der negativen Empfehlung eröffnete die Finanzkontrollkammer der UEFA Ende Mai ein Verfahren, in dem sich beide Klubs äußern durften. Dabei hätten Leipzig und Salzburg eingeräumt, dass ein Einfluss von „Red Bull“ bei beiden Vereinen nicht zu leugnen sei. Aber er sei keineswegs bei beiden Vereinen „entscheidend“. Beide Klubs nahmen Veränderungen in ihren Strukturen vor, die die UEFA überzeugten. Der Verband gelangte dann zur Auffassung, „dass keine natürliche oder juristische Person mehr entscheidenden Einfluss auf mehr als einen an einem UEFA-Klubwettbewerb teilnehmenden Verein hat.“
>>77119938
If the pockets were reduced in size and in number by one I would wear that shirt
>>77119871
>>77119938
looks like park ranger gear desu
>>77120377
>>77119938
looks like a labor slave work shirt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBT21Wo83gs
>Carlö Ändschelöddi
>fk Austria wien
>>77120620
cute
The Superliga season has started.
First result:
AGF 1 - 2 Horsens
>gymnashitforeningen
>>77120620
Relegation imminent
>ebreichsdorf penalty taking
>>77121527
>schlusspfiff
Would be ebin but I would miss seeing bayarena. Aesthetic af
>>77121527
YES
>>77119258
Beep boop beep, I.m the Neinhold bot.
>>77112726
Una Vela feat. Los Delicatos
we're getting alarmingly close to the bump limit lads
>>77123983
What are you up to? Watching sports?
i am coding while listening to music and thinking about whether i want to watch a movie tonight and if yes which one
Okay
These are the movies i have watched in the past 3 months:
Moana
The 13th Warrior
Enemy at the Gates
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
The Abyss
Barry Lyndon
Apocalypto
The Skin I Live In
The Passion of the Christ
Das Boot
There Will Be Blood
Come and See
Le Trou
Ratatouille
The Holy Mountain
Ben-Hur
Asterix: The Mansions of the Gods
Captain Fantastic
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
A Cure for Wellness
Days of Heaven
Eyes Wide Shut
Beowulf
Only God Forgives
Amadeus
Over the Garden Wall
Being John Malkovich
Personal Shopper
Synecdoche, New York
Andrei Rublev
Dogtooth
Kubo and the Two Strings
The Big Lebowski
It's Such a Beautiful Day
>>77124400
I haven't been keeping a list for some time. They can be useful to look back at.
yes
earlier this year i thought that i really wished i had a list of all movies i had ever watched so i started writing them down
You watch a lot of movies. I should watch some more instead of the same travel programs all the time.
I'm watching one right now though.
>>77124212
I'm up to you
>>77124523
yeah my movie watching really spiraled out of control this year
which one?
>>77124538
Nice one
>>77124550
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
i havent seen that one yet, added to my watchlist
are you posting while watching it?
Yes. I'm lying on the couch watching it on the tv while having my iPad next to me.
It's not a very good watch in all honesty
hmmm i am not that into horror anyway
i always make sure its pitch black, my phone is turned silent and there are no distractions whatsoever when i watch a movie
Depends on the film for me
cringe
i am glad to hear you have not yet lost your ability to appreciate
>>77124562
thanks
is denmark a lawyer?
>>77124732
denmark's a neet
I can certainly appreciate still.
Watching non-English films makes it easier since you can't just watch them with one eye and listen to them since I can't understand what they say
yes
i particularly love russian/soviet films
slow, honest, beautifully shot stories like Tarkovsky tells them
Yeah
see you tomorrow /nonbundes/
>>77125172
Sleep tight bruh
Hi bundesliga
Keïta looking like he gonna leaving :(
>>77125265
nobody can escape the fortress of da bulls
>>77125278
Spaniards could perhaps
night
Yes, good night everybody.
I want to rewatch Bayern vs. HSV 8-0. Tell me the most efficient way.
>>77127469
with your eyes
>>77124821
Good but zzzzzz
good morning everyone
Yes, yes gooooooood morning.
>>77131985
>>77132321
Yeeeees, godmorgen
I will watch an anime tonight in honour of Dortmund's visit to Japan.
>Urawa Red - Doofmund soon, Telekom Cup after that
Nice!
>>77132520
Guangzhou Evergrande vs Shandong Luneng (Magath) Topspiel too
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd merning
>>77132571
You would rather watch a friendly?
>Simpsons marathon
Hmm no sports for me until the Tour stage begins
>>77132556
Dumbi please
>>77132556
good morning
>tfw hungover
ugh
>>77133158
drink coffee and shower you worthless nichtsnutz
>>77133182
How rude. If I remember correctly, I already took a shower after coming home this morning and I'm at my 2nd coffee.
>>77133203
same same
>>77133005
>Having pic related completely covered in golden spray paint.
must be an interesting sight when they're finished.
BVB: Weidenfeller, Piszczek, Bartra, Toprak, Schmelzer, Sahin, Castro, Rode, Pulisic, Aubameyang, Schürrle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaLgkY0rtMc
>>77079521
>first game for the new BvB coach Peter Bosz today
He already played against a fourth division team and lost
Bosz fired before Christmas
>>77133278
Stadiums in "downtown" areas always look comfy as fuck imo.
Elite truthbombs by Lauri.
>>77133307
they aren't stupid enough to sell Aubameyang right?
right?
>>77133280
>"JaJa konichiwa von meiner Seite"
>The state of Ruhrpott deppen
>>77133402
Who knows. Should be interesting to see who's going to be his replacement.
>Japppos haben natürlich 1 Quotenneger
Thanks obama.
>>77133431
probably Schürrle and Philipp and some overrated 18 year old pacenog for 10m
Yes weally.
new thread where?
>>77131876
maybe you have lost your ability to appreciate
>>77133418
still beats Fuss, Rethy, Dittmann ...
>>77133418
Oh shame on me. I thought they where playing in China. :^P
>>77133452
>some overrated 18 year old pacenog for 10m
wait I just remembered that they already signed that guy
Dortmund should go for a new rightback desu.
>>77133474
Never. Stalker is very calming. I have started to watch it a few times and fallen asleep each time. I should probably watch in the morning sometime.
>>77133500
i cant imagine abandoning a movie midway
the last time i did not finish a movie i started was when i was about 12 and my mom came home unexpectedly
when i read reviews saying that people fell asleep watching a movie, that movie usually immediately goes to the very top of my watchlist
>>77080243
>implying you wouldnt