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>James Rodriguez on a 2-year loan to Bayern
>first game for the new BvB coach Peter Bosz today
>Costa on loan to Juventus almost done
>Hertha signs 20year old goalkeeper Jonathan Klinsmann (son of Jürgen Klinsmann)
>Cologne hires an lawyer for the failed Modeste-deal
>Rumor: Chelsea want Aubameyang for 70mil
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*autosages*
pshh nothin personnel, kids
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so what will you do when Laimer destroys the bundes this year?
>>77057388
sad!
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>FV Schutterwald - Freiburg 18:00
>Koblenz - Mainz 18:30
>FC Rapperswil-Jona - Wolfsburg 19:00
>Rot-Weiss Essen - Dortmund 19:00
Is this /bundes/?
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>>77057438
no, it's /buttgart/
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listening to the audio book of özils autobiography right now
what a nice book
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>>77057492
is that read by him?
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>>77057492
never quite understood why football players feel the need to """"write""" a biography and why people buy that shit.
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>>77057492
>>77057504
>also... ähm... ich war fußballplatz mit okan und tufan bis okans baba mit auto kam
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Who /DieJungs/ here?
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>>77057504
you know he can't read
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Based Günter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mrYIq7QMl0
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>>77057549
boys are not allowed here
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>netzer is still alive
i didn't knew that desu
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>>77057547
kek
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>>77057646
she isn't that old
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Can somebody explain to me what Hoeness meant when he said he wanted a "Granate"?
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>>77057707
er hat welterschmerz und moecht sterben (Selbstmord bei granate)
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>>77057707
that he wants to buy players who failed at bigger and better clubs
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>>77057707
he actually meant "Granabry"?
how's emilia doing btw?
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>>77057707
are you the anime guy from perus, who's had a child recently?
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>>77057707
fireworks to distract the drones
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>>77057707
Granate = Grenade... calling sbd/sth a grenade in German is like the English saying "sth is the bomb"
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hi I'm here now
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Okay, thanks for that bunch of answers, now I get it.
But holy shit, I didn't know that my c/a/usa's baby had been born. Fucking awesome!
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>>77057804
where's the konata pic?
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>>77057814
was born a couple of month ago as well iirc
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For me, it's Günther Netzer
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WOW
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>>77057868
Effzeh back where its belong, right next to HSV and >Schalke
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>>77057885
hehe
oh you
but you did wrong
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>Wie das türkische Onlineportal ‚Ajansspor‘ Mors Berater Mustafa Özcan zitiert, bahnt sich ein Wechsel in die Süper Lig an: „In den Transfer ist Bewegung gekommen. Ich werde heute Nacht zusammen mit Emre nach Istanbul kommen. Wir kommen zusammen, mehr kann ich nicht sagen.“
reminder:
>Die Süper Lig ist nicht mein Ziel und wird auch nicht mein Ziel werden.
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>>77057868
it seems that he isn't modest at all
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>Douglas Costas Wechsel zu Juventus Turin ist nur noch Formsache. Wie ‚Sky Italia‘ und ‚Bild‘ übereinstimmend vermelden, haben sich der FC Bayern und der italienische Meister auf einen Transfer geeinigt.
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>>77057947
>>77057947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuQ7e_IFGJs
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>Chelsea getting cucked again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>gardener finally fucks off
>heavy rain starts
>>77057930
hat trick 2nite
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how did doofmund get 15m for ginter?
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>>77058042
you ask that on the same day Bayern sells Costa for 46m?
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>>77058042
he's young and a WC winner
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>going to a shitty German club.
I feel sorry for the whole nation of Colombia. They can't watch their best player in a real league anymore
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>>77058058
yea
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>>77058042
Dortmund always sell players for too much money to Gladbach, either Gladbach is really really stupid or its some kind of money laundering
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>le donald leddit pants sharter starts spamming
I'm out
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>some Chicano tries to bait
meh
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>>77058094
you say that like someone could miss you
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>>77058073
*verprügels you*
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>>77058094
>>77058105
>not rating reddit
sad!
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>>77058073
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this is bundes now.
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>>77058123
based lothar
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>James Rodriguez is married to David Ospina's little sister
Isn't that kind of awkward?
Couldn't he have had anyone else?
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>>77058150
>David Ospina's little sister
that chin
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>>77058150
i am david. i am ok with it (she is wealthy now).
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>>77058185
You can't respond to kornheiser with kornheiser.
It goes against /sp/ rules.
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>>77058205
you just did tho....
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>>77058224
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>>77058237
this is the only other pti image i have saved
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https://www.welt.de/sport/article166536064/Modeste-verklagt-den-1-FC-Koeln.html
XDDDDDDDDDD
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>>77058291
could you give me a brief summary pls
is he go to china or no?
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if i report this thread, will it 404 within minutes?
does the janny really hate /bundes/ that much?
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>>77058334
he is suing the club because they suspended him from practice
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>>77058374
>minutes
only if they are asleep
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>>77058386
kek
but is his transfer in doubt or is it likely to go through?
>>77058374
no be homo prince
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>>77058419
transfer still in doubt
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>>77058490
why?
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Thank you Alemania por giving James the oportunidad to play for Bayern.
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Will he go the way of Renato Sanches?
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>>77058070
>WC winner
Must've been really tough playing Fifa in Campo Bahia.
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>>77058574
This is who United should buy
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>>77058599
didn't he go to shit?
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>>77058531
apparently the player has to pay some ridiculous fee, but modeste doesnt want to do that or whatever
very weird
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is this /trans/ ?
Great deals from Bayern, got rid of overrated meme Douglas Costa and signed a meme with potentinal
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>>77058658
*in delbert grady's voice*
He was always shit
>>77058693
seems very peculiar. very peculiar indeed.
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>>77058574
who would bench him?
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>been lurking for one hour
>didn't post anything
h-hello
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>bayern in dire need of a good winger
>sell costa
>buy james
what did they mean by this?
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>>77058773
maybe we're switching to the now common 3-4-3
>Neuer
>Boateng - Martinez - Hummels
>Kimmich - Vidal - Thiago - Alaba
>James - Lewa - Müller
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>we
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>>77058811
>>77058773
>have robbery and coman
>desperate need of a winger
u wot m8?
>>77058816
this is actually bredddy gud
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>>77058816
>Muller benching Robben
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>>77058829
>not knowing that coach carlo posts here
newfag
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>>77058816
>Müller
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>mullel
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>>77058829
Ancelotti posts here.
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>>77058832
the chances that all three of them are fit at the same time is basically zero. Heck, chances that even two of them are fit at the same time are pretty low
so Bayern has 0 backups
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>>77058959
t. has no facts to back this up
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私は毎日ジョギングをしています。
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>>77058985
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/arjen-robben/verletzungen/spieler/4360
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/franck-ribery/verletzungen/spieler/22068
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/kingsley-coman/verletzungen/spieler/243714
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uhm? guys? >>77057444
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>>77059043
?????
is one of them that turk dude
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>>77059043
I dont recognize anyone.
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>>77057523
They profit from it.
Is that too hard for you to understand?
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>>77059374
well the later part you dumb cunt
also soccer players who are big enough to get their biographies published arent exactly desparate for money
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ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
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>>77058816
amazing, would beat any team in Europe only to go out in the semis to superior Spanish sides again
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>>77059677
with that lineup, we could easily beat any team in europe if we are on our fame
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>>77059704
"neiN"
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>>77058714
Thiago as long as he stays fit
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>>77059727
name a better XI
i'll wait
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>>77057733
Nothing cringier than americans who do this
It's even worse than weebs who type in moonrune
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>>77057707
zusammenprall
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>>77059803
u seem upset, mexican perhaps?
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>>77059837
You're the mixed mutt here my non white friend
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>>77058291
kek
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>>77059858
i am pure germanic blud. nice try pedro :)
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HELLO HOW ABOUT BUYING SOME FUCKING PLAYERS
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>>77059920
K O H R
O
H
R
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>>77059909
>Greeks also fat as fuck
as an /f1/ fag I find this especially funny
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>>77059920
buying players? who said anything about buying?
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>>77059733
James in RM with Ancelotti didn't play as deep as Thiago, pretty sure they'll play both at the same time
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>>77059943
eheheheheheheh
ahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>77059940
yeah I'm sure thats an adequate replacement for calhanoglu, toprak, papadopoluos, hilbert and da costa
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>>77059974
yes lad, counts as 4 players
jk theyre gonna get relegated lol
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Bavarian is an ethnicity
Swarthy, butt ugly and inbred.
Don't believe the bavaria stronk meme
Buyern will go down
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>>77059974
oh no hilbert, who's gonna replace hilbert? just bring in som random guy from the streets and have him cause 5 penalties every game
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>>77060029
swabia > bavaria > pretty much all other germans > africans > westphalians
>>77060044
lel
is yelldell still stealing a living there btw?
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>>77059920
they need a replacement for Wendell and another CB
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So he costs 5 million loan plus 8 million wage. That is definetely cheap af.
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>>77060063
dragovic was really bad last year tho
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>>77057733
>Selbstmord bei granate
underrated post
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>>77060090
so was Toprak
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>>77060063
actually a v good midfield if bender can stay healthy
>>77060114
*signs for bvb*
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>>77059954
Thiago was Bayerns most advanced central player last season and was great.
With Bayern's emphasis on attacking over the wings I'm not sure if a 10 suits them.
Götze kinda fell into that trap. He had to compete with Thiago in central midfield or Lewandowski as false 9.
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Anyone joining me at München airport to welcome James?
He lands around 20:00
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Unsere Startelf für #RWEBVB: Bürki - Passlack, Sokratis, Toprak, Schmelzer, Sahin, Durm, Wanner, BASED MOR, Aubameyang, Schürrle.
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>>77060150
then dunno, maybe he'll play on the left wing? or they'll play with a 4-3-3 with him, Vidal and Thiago?
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well do you have a car denmark? it will be a close call but we can meet at flensburg and then rush to baziland.
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>>77060173
*with him, Vidal and Thiago in the midfield
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>>77060188
>Vidal
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>>77060179
I wish. I bet we could have a really fun drive together.
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do not despair denmark, i have a boat. be at copenhagen nyhavn at 19:30. we will swim to munich.
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>>77060173
Bayern's wingers are quick af. James might be a little too slow for them.
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Okay
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>>77060351
This desu. The problem is that he's way too slow. You could see it at Real as well.
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Quick, what's the /Granate/ status?
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E X P L O D I E R T
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>>77060351
yeah his strong suit is his crossing, his dribble is subpar and he's slow, nothing like Ribery or Robben
that's why I'm betting more on a 4-3-3
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>>77060383
see >>77060401
captcha feuerwehr hotel
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>>77060304
Underrated post
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Put all your money on Freiburg winning the Europa league, trust me.
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>>77060417
My bet would be:
Thiago---Vidal
-------Rudy
And Bayern just bought Tolisso who can play instead of Rudy or Vidal.
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>>77060600
oh yeah forgot Rudy existed, then dunno
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>BURKI
JUST
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kek
KEK
K E K
B Ü R K E K
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BOSZ OUT
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looks like there finishing 3rd again
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>>77060680
>>77060692
>>77060739
Your first test game?
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Miss me yet?
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>>77060800
ubeleg nochmal
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>>77060812
i miss the memes
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>the city of dirtmund
the city of dirtmund
>the city of dirtmund
the city of dirtmund
>the city of dirtmund
the city of dirtmund
>the city of dirtmund
the city of dirtmund
>the city of dirtmund
the city of dirtmund
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another meisterschaft for buyern then
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Austria on suicide watch
AHAHAHA
...and already in full damage control
A brave shareholder!
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>>77060800
I remember when Immobile sucked ass against RWE in pre season.
It was a prophetic game.
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Daily reminder they kicked out BASED Tactic God Tuchel because shitters like Sahin feared they would lose their spots ... now watch how Sahin gets rekt by some amateurs.
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Real Based will win the easiest league title next season.
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>>77060871
i thought you saved mine
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>>77060888
Remember when Immobile suddenly went into absolute beast mode in the CL against Arsenal and then never did anything ever again afterwards
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>>77060896
good effort with the cropping la
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>>77060895
ananastisch post
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>>77060917
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>>77060915
desu Immobile had a few really good games it's just that he had to create everything himself and he sucks at that.
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Good point from Honigstein:
Post-Bosman, players are not really "bought", only leased. Subleasing them is probably the way forward now that prices have gone insane.
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Sofar Sahin really looks like hes lost it. Wouldnt surprise me if he gets sold before August.
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>>77060942
>Good point
actually it doesn't make any sense at all.
>Dumbmark
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Agent Schürrle
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>Schürrle
why is he still on the team
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>>77060969
To avenge Tuchel
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>>77060896
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14 of the 19 teams in Regionalliga Südwest have given their approval to the plan of involving the Chinese U20 national team in their division.
China will enter the competition in the Spring season and each club will be given €15k for their troubles.
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>>77060996
>€15k
DFB best trolls
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>>77060893
Nuri is good though. Not worried at all about Weigl's injury.
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thanks obama
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Easy 20 goals this season by Obama confirmed.
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>>77061121
for chelsea?
>>77060893
f
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Too bad none of them will be for Dortmund.
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>>77061168
>>77061177
Cest la vie. Obama is fun to watch no matter where he plays.
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Next player we need is Pione Sisto
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>35 mins in
>still 1:1 against essen
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>>77059942
>t. Hülkenberg can't do nothing wrong
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>customers watching a BVB testspiel
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>burki
Jesus Christ
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ahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahah
>the village of dirtmund
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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lmao thats some next level embarrassment even for a testspiel
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>>77061247
t. golfsburg rooter
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>>77060812
Looks better with the beard.
Should shave his head and grow a beard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkeGayj0bNI
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Ullreich > Bürklel
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>2-1
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>>77061303
If he lifted weights and bulked up + shaving his head and getting a beard he would look like a proper Aryan brotherhood type
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langerak > ulreich
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>Guerreiro is injured for 3 or 4 months
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>play against RW Essen
>lose
huh?
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>>77061363
>broken foot
>Portuguese doctors said it was just a bruise
bravo
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that shareholder livechat is somehow even worse than the customer livechat which shouldnt even by possible
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>>77061388
wo?
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>>77061406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYt5SC5GcFg
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>>77061381
>player goes to German team
>turns into glass
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Neuer
Kimmich, Boateng, Hummels, Alaba
Rudy
Thiago, James
Robben, Lewandowski, Sanchez
Früchtl
Rafinha, Süle, Martinez, Bernat
Vidal, Tolisso
Coman, Müller, Ribery
Evina
Not bad, Buyern, not bad.
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>it's a dembele fixes everything season
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>Dortmund already getting destroyed by former RBL players
wew
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>>77061541
b-but
>MUH TRADITION
>MUH GELBE WAND
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>>77060942
>(((Honigstein)))
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>>77061456
>vidal and müller in the second team
>customer loyalty
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>>77061605
Neither Vidal nor Müller deserve a spot in the first team after their performances last season.
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Fuck you Germans, I was really expecting to see Vidal/Sanchez reunion on a top team to rekt some yurops. Also, Vidal is going to bully Hamez.
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>>77061581
What's wrong with his name??
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haha everyone look at the transfermarkt.de picture of david kopacz
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>>77061633
Only "famous" because he's a jewboy. Full of shit.
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with being jewish.
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>>77061675
geh arbeiten ronny
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>>77061620
Vidal is potentially Bayern's most valuable player desu
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>some amateur team outplaying dirtmund players
cant make this shit up
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huh?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZrAUJ3dGJU
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Time to start working on Angry Zorc pictures
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>>77061725
>Le 'run around like a headless chicken, committing lots of fouls and getting sent off' man
>MVP
lol
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based VAR
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>>77061705
sorry I hurt your feelings, Carsten-Birnbaum
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>Subotic already fucking up and leaking goals
>wants to stay and fight for his spot with 5 other CBs who are all better than him
lel
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kek dortmund are fucked
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>>77061705
>>77061581
Kek.
He's a BavariANUS
>Raphael Honigstein, a native of Bavaria,
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Maybe Subotic should join Klavan and Matip at Liverpoo LOL
Dortmund would work day and night to bring in AC if they had any sense.
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Costa at the airport.
He will be presented in Torino tomorrow.
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>>77057424
who is that laimer guy
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>>77061916
would bang the hue hue girl
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>>77061918
he is real based
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>>77061929
social media was a mistake
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>>77061456
>starting Thiago and Rudy over Vidal
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>>77061918
Another player from Leipzig's farm team
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>>77058767
hey
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little reminder that the 33rd matchday of the last season was GOAT tier
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>>77061948
cringe
and this
>>77061949
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>>77059958
hello kyouko
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>>77061948
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>>77060154
no
>no pics yet
>>77060218
>wishing to have a car
hmmm
would you take the car for 5 minute drives in order to go grocery shopping?
you are the guy saying anything under 2km should be allowed, anything above and you should at least have one more passenger
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>Pulishit
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>Pulisic
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>>77060576
just like ans exploding the way eth did, right?
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>isacac
get it?
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>>77060600
face when the next season
>>77060600
checked
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>>77060996
i dont get it
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>>77062041
Where is RealBased?
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>>77062016
I wish I had a car for the purpose of picking up my friend in Flensborg and driving to München.
>>
>james rodriguez
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>>77061456
man they have a deep squad now
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>>77061764
what program do you use
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>>77061948
Fucking groomers!
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>>77062109
I don't make them, I was hoping my post would spur others on
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>>77061916
new environment, new home
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>Be bvb
>lose to rwe
kek
KEK
K E K
E
K E K
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>>77061955
thanks
>>77061965
what made it the greatest of all time matchday
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>>77062127
I bet Torino is a lovely place. Its reputation isn't the best, but I have a feeling it's undeserved. I might have a look on google maps later.
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>>77062072
i understand fully
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Any news on the Sanchez to Bayern situation?
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>>77062044
yes
>>77062125
i understand
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>>77062163
yes. its not happening.
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>>77062154
not sure if theres a place in italy that is not lovely
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Subotic is so damn shit these days.
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>>77062163
In the beg la
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>>77062193
Truer words were never spoken
>>
Hope the Austrian hangs himself after Dortmund go out in the first round of the DFB Pokal.
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>>77062229
Rude, Sascha
>>
hope the RWE president comments on this game
he is usually spot on on anything football related despite his own team sucking so much
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Would this team win the league?
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>>77062189
If he doesn't renew his contract within the next few weeks then he's off to somewhere else before the transfer deadline passes. Arsenal can't afford to let him go on a free next season.
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>>77062213
It's a huge advantage for the Italian and Spanish clubs. Literally all of their cities are beautiful.
Meanwhile in England and Germany...
Well at least the PL clubs pay good.
>>
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>>77062277
Helps that the weather is nicer too
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>no more tactical dances on the sidelines
I already miss him. Fucking Sahin and Schmelzer...
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Munich is the only nice City in ''Germany''.
Prove me wrong. Nevertheless it gets overrun by migrants from the Balkans and other non-Bavarian Germans.
Hamburg is fine too but the club is shit.
>>
Italy is the greatest country on earth. Architecture, weather, food, wine, films, culture in general, plus it's in Europe.
Literally name a single country that comes even close.
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>>77062313
INGURLAND MADE
FUCKIN' 'AVE IT
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>>77060812
Someone please shop him bald. I want to see it.
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>>77062313
I can't, you are absolutely correct.
>>
Imagine being one of those foreigners who sign for Midtjylland and have to live near Herning. Or Esbjerg.
Van der Vaart spending his career living in Amsterdam, Hamburg, London, Madrid, Sevilla and then an ugly fishing town by the cold North Sea.
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>>77062313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqdeKvqtwa4&t=31s
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>>77062313
>tfw no Italian gf
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>>77062340
His personal life got JUSTed so it fits I guess
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>>77062143
all those happenings in the last minutes + very entertaining matches
>>
i will never live in italy
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>>77062340
>Sevilla
Very nice as well. Andalusia is amazing.
I envy the Italians and Spaniards. I'm only a fucking Kraut.
>>
>>77062293
yeah
>>
>>77062313
>t. Lasse Mortadella
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>>77062340
yikes
>>
>>77062313
cringe
>>
>>77062274
Attack wins games, defense wins titles
So... no
>>
Daily reminder that both Milan clubs have been bought by the Chinese.
>>
>>77062414
more like "Miran", right?
>>
>>77062313
much like my country it's incredibly corrupt and stuck in the past, and terrible if you want to innovate or achieve anything great in your career
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>>77062424
Intel miran really makes you think dusnae
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>>77062414
GROLY GROLY
>>
Frankfurt's Omar Mascarell will have surgery on his Achillessehne tomorrow.
He is expected to be out for the rest of the year.
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>>77062332
fun fact: i shopped pictures of myself before to see what a bald head would look like on me
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>>77062432
Sounds like a nice, calm existence.
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>>77062359
i guess id prefer russian. im not emotional enough for italians
>>77062376
alright
>>
James has landed in Mùnchen alongside his agent Jorge Mendes. Awaiting pictures.
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>>77062471
He should shave it, right?
>>
>>77062313
Denmark you fucking traitor
>>
>>77062471
nice
>>
where is evil-denmark
>>
>it's a Schizomark episode
ugh
>>
>>77062471
looks like varg
or some viking
>>
>>77062561
yes
im in a similar position but i have more hair. it doesnt look ridiculous yet
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>>77062701
Same here. How old/young are you?
I always said as soon as I can't hide it properly anymore I will shave it off. Everything else is stupid.
Tuchel looked horrible the last months.
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>>77062829
27
im not hiding anything, im just sliding it to one side
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>>77062829
Tuchel would be a great candidate for a hair transplant yet he doesnt do shit.
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>>77062908
cant admit he's a JUST
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>>77062908
nah i think hes losing too much hair on top. meanwhile other people just get more hidden advice corners
>>
What's the point of this thread
>>77062249
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>>77062908
It's too late for him.
>>77062888
My hair is in a similar state but I'm only 23
JUST
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>>77062888
use your forehead as a billboard
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>>77062947
confusing the mods maybe idk
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Rate
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>Goretzka likely to join Bayern on a free transfer next year. Already spoke to Manuel Neuer and goalkeeper coach Tapalovic to get advice and is probably leaving >Schalke next year
>>
Yeah, they should've sold him
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>>77063048
WE WUZ PRUSSIANS N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
fuck off, Ruhrpotttrottel
>>
night
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>>77063130
Another Enke in the making
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Get in here
>>77063446
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>>77063048
Daily reminder that Prussia would never be relevant without the GOAT Napoléon
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>>77062295
BvB might be >schalke tier next season. The shareholder comments on the test game are already memetastic. I can see this being a pretty good season, with Watzke going full meltdown. Hopefully based Stöger doesn't fuck up.
>>
>generously saving your city rivals from bankruptcy by gifting them €28m and signing a true Granate within 24 hours
So proud right now
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>>77058816
MUH DICK
This is a godly lineup
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>>77064014
Ismaik already signed it. They're out.
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>>77063073
it must be hard for Rummenigge to not be smug as fuck all day when getting asked these transfer questions
>>
>>77063130
Who can realistically stop them from reaching the EL and blundering in next year's group phase?
>>
hello /JamesRodriguezona2-yearloantoBayern/, I just came back from work. Hope you all had a good day. What do we think about the Modeste transfer saga?
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the training ground pitch looks like shit as well
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I really really hate Bayern :)
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>>77065452
you missed this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWcPDjo5YHg
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>>77065848
>Durm as CM
Is Bosz already loosing it?
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>>77065848
eggselent
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>>77065915
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>>77065957
>I made a terrible mistake
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>>77063739
>Hopefully based Stöger doesn't fuck up.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>
>>77065848
remember when the austrian shareholder said dirtmund was among the top clubs of the world right now? ahahhahahahahahha
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>>77065996
>hating on based Peter
What a sad and bitter person you must be
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>>77065915
his grandma was a >schalke fan and that's probably all he knows about german football
i don't blame him for underestimating the whole challenge
>>
>>77065848
>look up RWE to see how theyre doing in 3rd bundes
>turns out theyre regionalliga
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>>77066118
>tfw when Rot-Weiss Essen got ficken and vergessen
DDDD':
>>
Will Dybala flop when he inevitably leaves Juventus?
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>>77066118
KEK
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>>77066297
depnds on where he's going to transfer desu.
>>
so it turns out that Tuchel was the tactician that we needed but didnt deserve, huh?
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>>77066342
yes
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>>77066369
;-;
pls come back tom
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>>77066297
If he goes to Spain - No
If he goes to England - Yes
>>
alright gonna watch L.A. Confidential now
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Hamez next world cup
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can someone explain to me what real are getting out of this loan deal? there would have been enough teams to actually pay something for him and Bayern is direct CL competition.
Or is James really that shit now?
>>
>>77066387
Bayern payed ~7mil€ for the Coman loan deal, so I wouldn't be suprised if Hamez cost them ~20mil euro, plus some very high wages,
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good night
>>
night
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>>77066839
I think it's related to the Kroos deal. Real got him for peanuts + an agreement that Bayern has the first option on any player Real is willing to sell but for less than the player is worth.
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>>77066839
they get all of his wages off the books and receive a sizable fee two years straight.
tm is reporting the loan fee to be 8.6 million, but i am unsure if that is per year or covers the course of both years. if its per year, then should bayern excercise the option to buy, it will essentially be a 50 million fee. if bayern doesnt buy, they didnt have to pay high wages and they pocketed either 8.5 or 17 million dollars and can then sell him on to another team for a similar amount unless he absolutely shits the bed
>>
>>77067585
>+ an agreement that Bayern has the first option on any player Real is willing to sell
source? that sounds completely made up
>>
>>77067654
>that sounds completely made up
assburger.png
it is lol
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wait a sec, didnt bayern and juventus essentially swap costa and coeman?
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>>77067727
no Coman got swapped with Benatia
Costa gets loaned to Juventus
Jamez got loaned to Bayern
Juventus, Bayern and Real are buddy buddy with each other
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>>77067803
>buddy buddy
did they putted benis in bagina?
>>
>>77067851
all the time
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>>77067803
makes sense, giving that they're the cancer of their national leagues
>>
>>77067891
>>77067858
so do you think bayern could play a 343 this year? the hypothetical lineup that was posted looked pretty tasty
>>
>>77067941
yes
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>>77067941
343 reminds me of Halo
please don't mention it again
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>>77067981
34.............3
343
>>77067961
good
>>
*prrruuuuuuuuuuuuutsssss*
>>
>>77062937
He's old. His hair loss is stabilized. He has enough hair on top to make a hair transplant work.
>>
>>77061959
yes hi
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>>77061948
this >>77061949
and this >>77061967
and>>77061928
>>
>>77070272
whats good bro?
>>77070290
good post xcept 4 u're replying 2 the faggot dane
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>>77070371
don't insult my friend, denmark-chan
>>
>>77067020
night
>>
>>77067851
yes except it was benis in angus
>>
Wow.. so this is the power of James Rodriguez
>>
>>77063711
without the FAGGOT Napoleon Germany never would have needed to be united and WW1 and WW2 wouldn't have happened either
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hello i am here now
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>>77074299
hello post pic or your feet (female)
>>
Yes, gooood morning!
>>
>people insulting Robben on Instagram
Why are Colombians so autistic about their meme player?
>>
People are trying to get Formel 1 to Copenhagen in 2020. Cool.
>>
I hope you choke to death on the fumes.
>>
*grabs you by the throat* BACK THE FUCK OFF OKAY!?!??
>>
>>77075168
maybe you should tell your fellow danecucks that F1 is about cars, not bicycles.
>>
You now remember Aaron Hunt
>>
>>77075189
F1 is cleaner now I've heard
>>
>>77063175
Chooo chooo. :)
>>
>disappearing captchas that take forever to load
ugggggggggh
>>77074299
Dumb pic. Anime is gay.
>>77074250
Napoleon > any german ever
>>77075189
Qualität post
>>
Any chance of a cheeky Javi Martinez to Liverpool loan?
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>>77075460
No way, they rely on him as a DM and CB option
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is this /bundes/
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>>77075383
The slut would find a way to choke on Formula E
>>
>>77075460
Hopefully not; we need him.
>>
>>77075514
This made lol (internally).
>>
>>77057492
What's the title; My personal jihad?
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1860 is officially out of the Allianz Arena
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>>77075682
>saving Neinhold memes
glad I haven't sunk that low yet
>>
RBL are unironically going to win the treble next year
I am so excited
>>
Never believed i would hope for my team's manager to fail, like i'm doing now with Bosz. Hope Watzke has atleast the guts to resign when Bosz crashes the ship.
>Vizemeister with Ajax
>>
>our year la
imagine being this much of a cringy ossi redditor
>>
Neue Wende? Nun doch: FC-Star Modeste vor Abflug nach China
http://www.express.de/27931734
>>
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>>77075740
>Wessi scum projecting
mfw
>>
>>77075726
makes no sense bud. Why the BVB Prussia Dortmund fans allowed this to happen I'll never know.
>>77075675
Good post
>>77075682
sad!
>>77075711
Did you mean Bayern München?>>77075639
Carlo can you send autograph?
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>>77075740
>mindless tradition cuck and RB hater calling anyone redditor
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>le projecting
>>
>>77075779
>thinking that's Carlo
you are literally beschissen worden
>>
>>77075779
They won't allow it. Fans are already prepping to make life hell for Bosz and Watzke. Bosz will be in 5 months.
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>"cringy redditor"
>>
>>77075726
in his defense i must admit that at least his mentality is good. he didn't do the usual "eh well rot-weiss essen is a very formidable opponent and losing against such a big club can happen" bullshit but he said the expectation is to defeat them with ease and that dortmund failed hard at this.
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>>77075798
>having reaction images like those immediately available
>>
>>77075827
That's why he doesn't fit Dortmund. They are all about the whining and making themselves look like tiny.
>>
>>77075794
>I am a freethinker, I am an individual, therefrore I do not believe in silly, archaic doctrines or follow established clubs like the mindless sheep you all are. I am intellectually superior.
>>
>>77075827
Nobody would have been able to do that. It was the only possible answer, especially as Watzke has been under fire for half a year now, and everyone is aware of the pressure that is both being exerted by the preying media and the frustrated fans.
Schmelzer was apologetic, and Bosz also pointed out that the players still needed to adapt to his philosophy.
Players like Dembele, Pulisic, Guerreiro, Weigl and so on will be frustrated with having such an untalented manager, after Tuchel who all elevated their play to the next level and was simply a tactical genius.
The whole team will fall apart this year...
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>>77075853
pls calm down
>>
>James signs for Buyern
>Suddenly elite again
Hmmm....who could be behind this...
>>
>>77075847
I really, really like this post
>>77075806
>thinking it's not coach carlo
I've got some bad news for you bro
>>
>>77075853
I like RB because it triggers people like you into autistic fits.
>>
>>77075936
Master trole xp
>>
a shitload of great midfielders for the price of one
LGTSS
>poonited
>>
>>77076045
They got ceballos for only 16 million? Daylight robbery that.
>>
>>77076106
The weird thing is Barca wanted him too yet he want to their stacked arse.
>>
>>77076139
He called catalans and basques animals and called for a bomb to be dropped on the camp nou when neither team sung the Spanish anthem. Not so sure Barca actually wanted him
>>
>>77076184
>called for a bomb to be dropped on the camp nou when neither team sung the Spanish anthem
Ayy lmao, fair enough then.
>>
>>77076184
How do you sing an anthem with no words?
>>
>>77075503
>t. jimmy calzone
>>
>>77076279
Very carefully
>>
Can you foreigners please stop invading our thread... grrr....
This is GERMAN soil... stop.... STOP invvading here. There are 10000 non-german threads on this website... LEAVE RIGHT NOW.
>>
>>77076279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTVIeHouYLQ
>>
Does anyone else do a little dance when they see /bundes/ doing well on /sp/? When going for a glass of water I can't help but bsut a little groove if it's on either page 1 or 2.
>>
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>>77076341
I like Germans though. Also, I don't think there are 10k threads on this site rn.
>>
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>>77076395
this
official thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYvW7CRC3rk
>>
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recall: bundes is an anime free zone
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>>77076395
Cute
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>>77076395
>I like Germans though
>>
>>77058816
I wonder if us switching to a 3-5-1-1 formation would be reasonable.
Niezgoda
Hama
Gui-Hlousek-Moulin-Jodła-Nagy (obviously Hlo and Jod moved back a little)
Dąbrowski-Pazdek-Jędza
Malarz (god I hope we get someone decent soon)
>>77062471
>Deutsche Poop
>>
>>77058816
Good luck with the slowest team in europe to win anything. Lack of pace in bayerns side was already blatant in the Madrid-games. Also
>Müller on the wing
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>>77076657
>Niezgoda
>Hama
>Gui-Hlousek-Moulin-Jodła-Nagy (obviously Hlo and Jod moved back a little)
>Dąbrowski-Pazdek-Jędza
>Malarz (god I hope we get someone decent soon)
i don't know any of these players
hows the 700-residents team btw?
>>77076590
what did you mean by this?
>>
>>77076702
>what did you mean by this?
Why do you like them? They're scum. Frustrating to read this.
>>
>>77076702
>i don't know any of these players
Literally half of them played in the CL last season.
>flag
Oh right.
How's Nikolić doing?
>>
Hellooo. STOP.
stop...
This is germany. This is Vaterland.
Get out of here JETZT.
...
I warned you..
GET OUT.. get out..
This is deutschland, this is Wir.
>>
>>77076693
>He hasn't read the new patch notes
The new meta is walking it in, friend.
>>
>>77076738
>Nikolić
breddy gud. destroying the >mls
there are too many poles on that team though desu, needs some diversity
>>77076723
its okay mehmet, you will get a qt white german gf provided by the state soon enough
>>
>>77076776
Maybe you meant the 3-4-1-2 then. James as a ten, Müller and Lewa as strikers. That would work, but Carnelloni doesn't play that way.
>>
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>>77076395
I'm happy too
>>
Lads, i think i'm growing insane. I've been lying in my bed for three hours now, shitposting on 4chan. Behind me the television is running and some german child (roughly 11-12 years of age, i speculate) is being followed in his school life. He's at some Jugend Forscht AG with his turkish ( i think) Mert and they are now comparing dick sizes by talking about the prices they've won.
I also wrote these posts:
>>77076807
>>77076755
>>77076693
>>77076341
>>77075872
>>77075816
>>77075726
This is my confession.. please forgive me lads... I may get up to get a döner soon... in one hour maybe...
>>
>>77076911
you may be a Spast but at least you're our Spast
>>
>>77076911
see here
>>77068715
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>>77058816
>replace müller with lcim
>james switches sides with lcim so he can cut inside
>>
"Ich studiere nicht zum Spaß Biologie. Ich will ja auch etwas erreichen. Wenn ich jetzt schon vorarbeite, dann sieht man später schon, dass ich als Kind Biologie studiert habe. Es geht also nicht um Spaß, ich nehme das ganze Ernst."
- 11/12 year old Max
>>
>>77077009
i have met 4 germans irl: three were called Max and one was called Pascal.
>>
>>77076911
Why not fap?
http://beeg.com/5692156
>>
>>77077096
typical mid 90's fags
>>
>>77077125
I have already lost my fap stamina. I fapped once this morning and my dick still feels a bit squishy...
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james isn't even as good as costa could be, what kind of clown granate is this
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>>77077183
rude
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>>77077183
James is really really good. Costa is suffering, as all hues, from his deficient mentality, from his lack of decent mental attributes. He makes a shit ton of bad decisions, has shit anticipation and so on. Costa is simply a beast at the ball, but surprisingly this is more efficient in a system like Guardiolas, then in Ancelottis, who seems to favour polyvalent players with good decision making. The difference between Di Maria and Costa lies in Maria's greater intelligence in his off the ball movement and his creativity. Costa has of course insane acceleration, but that's not all that important against big teams, unless it is utilized uniquely.
James is simply a complete offensive mid. Aside from pace, he's got everything.
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>>77077284
100% this.
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>>77077284
oh ok thanks carlo I see now
you're right about costa having shit head game. I can't help but feel he's gonna be a superstar though. never really rated james desu
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>>77077284
as to clarify: of course Guardiola also favours polyvalent intelligent players, but only in the defensively/possession-oriented part of the team. Ancelloti would never use Costa as an eight, as Guardiola often did, due to his system being more fluid, more liberal in allowing players individual expression, which favours in general older, more experienced and intelligent players.
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>>77077405
>polyvalent intelligent players
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WE WANT TO SEE
BIG TITIES
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>>77077442
kek
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>>77077405
>polyvalent intelligent players
wew careful you don't meme too hard there hans
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu05aYF0AjM
>calle calle just got asked about granaten
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>>77077443
good post
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>>77077477
Damn, James looking QT in that Sakko & tie combi
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>Wir waren die einzige Mannschaft die Real Madrid nah an der Niederlage hatte"
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>6mil new follower on social media over night
not bad
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>>77077585
does james dab though
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>>77077478
I said big titties not some flat chested kid.
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>>77077551
Tuchel drew 2 times against Real
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>>77077551
He's right though.
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>>77077650
cringe du Bauer
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Lel. James said he wants to go back
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which team will taktiktuchel coach next?
cashpoint altach, right?
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>>77077663
t.
triggered shareholder
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KEK
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>>77077767
Kalle and Carlo just told in the press conference that it's just a minor injury
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Would you suck erwins D?
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>>77077405
>polyvalent intelligent players
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>>77077899
it's not schlafi time
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>>77077937
You can be the one to tell Erwin that... (he is scary)
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HARTZ 4
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>>77078248
That'd be a coolio punk band name
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>>77078248
und die welt gehört dir
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>>77078248
>>77078338
Is it worth it (non-meme question)
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>>77078422
Nah, it's very annoying. Have only been Hartzer for 2 months in my life. Much better is Sozialhilfe, you need to be "non-workfit" as to get that. That's basically the real autismbux.
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>>77078422
depends
if you just sit all day home and fap to anime while eating ramen, yes it is worth it
if you actually have a social life and want to eat other stuff then Ja!-Produkte, no it is not worth it
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>>77078446
I have an ACL torsion (right knee) right now. How do I into "non-workfit"-mode? Also, I'm asthmatic (since I was a child), Lungenfunktion is ridiculously down, too. Even my Hausarzt looked bad out of the Wäsche as he examined me. I'm 24 now with Abitur, but don't know what to do.
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really need to cut my toe nails but i cant find my clipper
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>>77078520
use a scissor
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>>77078514
you need mental illness, meaning depression. And even then it#s a relatively slow process. I was in it for 2 years, and was basically forced out by a doctor who had to do the "exam" as to see whether i really wasn't workfit and he basically just said a young man like me must work bla bla and then it was gone. But of course one could play it that way, that one stays in it infinitely. I never felt like acting though, one already feels relatively shite just being in these kind of institutions and i don't have the capability to rationally calculate like many foreigners can.
The other thing one should consider is, that one is ultimately cucked heavily in one's mind. Looking back historically working was always seen as something terrible and to be avoided at all cost (though the majority simply couldn't). This ideology of work-affirmation is relatively new, and while it#s pretty stupid and Viehmäßig, it's very effective. Despite being free of having to work, and the money you get is enough to earn some more money with it, you will most likely feel guilty and shitty and so on for not doing anything.
The capability to really be free is excessively underdeveloped in our society. An advise for you, is to seek out different avenues. There's probably a reason why you haven't entered University yet, and i speculate it's not just due to not knowing what profession you wish to choose, but a more existential "I don't know what do do (with life)". I'm for example attempting during this summer the anti-modernist route. I'll go trekking in one week, for a longer time, experimenting whether it could provide an alternative way of life or not. The fear of failing economically is of course very strong, but realistically speaking it's relatively easy to secure a sufficient income in our time, the more you think out of the box the easier.
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>>77075382
atheroma general?
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>>77078520
use you're teeth dude
>>77078641
>anti-modernist route
>posts on german grandparents gaming board
???
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>>77075829
hello kyouko
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>>77078742
no, you are wrong - for it is I, Dumbers
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>>77076395
incredibly cute
also no
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>>77077478
Mother give milk.
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the farts
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>>77077478
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>>77077664
and bayern dont want to pay 70 millions for a 28yo winger
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>>77078641
Thing is, I want to have a GbR and work for overseas (mainly for the USA and Canada) from my home. I'd need some months off to work on this, though.
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>>77078860
>>77078830
tfw no german gf
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new where?
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>>77077673
as monaco
>>77077673
dat vulva
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>>77078672
I won't be posting that route once i'm on the road me man. Also it's an experiment. Of course i'm well aware that i, as an individual, definitely uprooted in every way conceivable, represent modernity to the utmost. Maybe that's why i have such a longing for a romantic way of living. As much as i try, i can not identify myself with this life and all the options of careers and different avenues i can choose from, within the specific socioeconomical framework of the "City". Though it wouldn't be any better in some smaller town.
I'm one of the many who have been disappointed by the promise of our time, which is infinite fun and pleasure and success. I am not enthralled to live a life which provides me ever greater access to them. In my mind of course i would dig earning 50k instead of 1k per month, but it doesn't reach past the fantasy for me. it doesn't propel me to invest myself in the, as i perceive, relatively brutal processes that one has to undergo to reach a nice income.
I'm not judging it in general though, as in: Life's so brutal man... and we should just do what we want.
It's rather an acknowledgement of my own weakness, of my own weakness of will and endurace, as, among others, a result of having been immersed in a world of carefree consumerism for all of my childhood. Spongebob, Videogames, Internet - these have been my world for most of my life, and they have formed me in a way that makes it unbearable to participate in a world of performance, efficiency, self-subordination and so on.
Since my true dream, my absolute desire, is to consume endlessly and in perfect bliss, and since i have realized that the promise (Product X will make you happy, it will make you fulfilled, it will make you feel good about yourself) is a illusionary promise - the only way out seems to take a radically different approach towards life, which cuts the ties to my past.
Still haven't gotten out of bed...longing for a juicy dürum... particularly vile captchas
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>>77077767
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>buyern signs a big name
>foreigners and hartzers arrive by the dozens
This fucking club ruined our league and our threads.
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>>77078882
Oh, guess i was projecting too heavily. In that case tell a doctor your depressed. You can be "written ill" for 3 months before more complicated mechanisms set in.
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>>77078800
checked
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>>77079005
I came because of Bosz desu
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how much is too much?
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>>77079093
seven is too much
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>>77079136
okay
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>>77079093
depends
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>>77078948
Make a new one and use gorgos as op to avoid autosage
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>>77079297
okay
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>tfw i'm the most radical shitposter on all of 4chan and have been so in the last 5 years
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>>77059803
i thought it was pretty good.
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>>77060996
kinda. they will play against those teams but don't compete for the ''title''
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