Fresh from the MLS academy, you enter your new club locker room and see pic related
"Oh hi anon! Nice to meet you. I changed sport again and now play soccer. I hope to play with you in the first team :)"
What do?
Sit down and discuss how our lord and savior must have brought us together for a reason, and that it will be an honor and privilege to work together.
I would probably say something like "Hey Tim what's up" and try and become friends with him.