*Record scratch*
*Freeze Frame*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation
>>77008862
>>77008862
My uncle was the first Trauma Specialist to get to him back in vancouver. Said his internal injuries were absolutely mind blowing, like worse than he's ever seen treating car/machine accidents in 20 years of practice up in northern ontario. His ribcage looked like it got shot out of a woodchipper
HOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES
LIKE OPEN DOORS
LEADING DOWN INTO MY CORE
WE'VE BECOME SO NUMB
>>77008956
did he mean to do that?
>>77009024
crazy
I'm assuming hitting a concrete pole at 80mph would destroy your innards
>>77009024
>>77008956
This is why sliding sports are the greatest sports in the world
it's literally F1, on ice, without a steering wheel
>>77008956
did they die?
>put poles on the course in case someone flies off
>>77008956
>Jamaican anatomy
Impressive
I guess he got the pole position
>>77008956
I'm gonna assume most of the people in this thread are too young to remember "Cool Runnings". Look it up kiddos.
>>77011261
kek
KEK
>>77008956
lol the John 3:16 dude
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollen_Stewart
>>77011721
>Stewart was arrested in 1992 after a standoff in a California hotel during which he entered a vacant room with two men he was attempting to kidnap and surprised a maid who then locked herself in the bathroom. Reportedly, Stewart believed that the Rapture was due to arrive in six days.[7] During the standoff, he threatened to shoot at airplanes taking off from nearby Los Angeles International Airport, and covered the hotel room windows with "John 3:16" placards.
Pure awesome
>>77008862
DELETE THIS
>>77008956
>bunch of random whiteys pushing the sled instead of them picking it up
that documentary was bogus!
>>77008862
>>77008956
>canadian bobsled tracks