Anyone else reading SBNation's Football 17776? https:/

>>77003173
I was hoping someone would post about this. I spent the entire afternoon parsing through this. Jon Bois is based but this is just...too much. I wish he would make more episodes of "Pretty Good". Those were comfy.

He seems to have a fetish for google Earth.

I do want to talk about this tho because I wasted a whole afternoon on this crap.

btw if you haven't seen "Pretty Good" then you really should. They are, well, pretty good. The whole playlist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f6owc3O_gY&list=PLLpKE1RCHXD00TGDyS_cZrDQtKKc7Nney

>>77003173
Let's archive that link
https://web.archive.org/web/20170707220607/https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football/chapter-1

>>77003173
waay too long didnt' read.
Can we get a summary for people who don't want to go through a monthly calendar commments for 70 years

If an ARG text is too long, it's not meant to be read as is. It probably has something stupid hidden on misplaced capitals, numbers or on typos.

>>77012912
tl;dr - In the future people are immortal so everyone just plays football all the time

Yea it's a bit of a slog and not really worth it for
a Koy Detmer reference. I'm an iggles fan I don't need that shit.

>in da future
>The first space probes we sent out became sentient ai
>Humans back on Earth are now invincible and immortal because muh nanomachines
>The probes just sit back and watch people play a geocaching sort of football because that's all people do with their time
>The play fields are the states basically

It looks like the tumblrinas found this before it was released somehow and got passed around there. The comment sections are cancer for a sports channel. They won't shut the fuck up about something called "homestuck". Apparently it's like that (or something).

>>77012880
I think you only archived chapter 1. there are 8 chapters (i.e. 8 pages). The story is told though multiple pages and embedded yt videos.

>>77012737
The DeVry one is a masterpiece

>>77016602
I watch the Larry Walters one (about the guy in the lawn chair) whenever I get severely depressed. That one's not even about sports but it gives me some kind of bleak hope for life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTUZ2SrSxsA

this is gud