/trans/ - Today is the day we're all going to make it lads

>D-Diego please come back

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

shit thread

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how many non-penalty goals will his score in the league?

Lukaku just got arrested in LA.

>Man shit in charge of not signing a criminal


http://www.tmz.com/2017/07/08/romelu-lukaku-beverly-hills-mansion-arrested/

>>76988868
15

>>76988874
>Lukaku just got arrested
>on July 2

>>76988874
>tmz

Fuck off

Next Wilfred Bony

>>76988868
more than Giroud would have

>>76988868
less than 10. will do people think he will be a success? he average 0.5 goals a game in the fucking french league

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One north-african literal who, please.

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> Snubsea

Wonder who will implode harder next season? Spurs or Chelsea?

>>76988891
lmao

>>76988815
>Chelsea will move for Torino striker Andrea Belotti, 23, and will have to pay about £90m to sign the Italy international. (Mirror)
even if its just a fairytale, HOW THE FUCK DO THEY COME UP WITH 90 MIL

>>76988908
ligue 1 produced the last 3 player's poty

>>76988938
Curse of the Scottish King will continue and the title holder will get EXPOSED.

Spurs comes 2nd, again.

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>de gay

>>76988703
Have a shitty photoshop

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>if the season started now he still wouldn't start

Who can save this man's career?

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>>76988874
>It's unclear why the Everton star was in L.A.

>>76988974
monaco

>>76988908
Arsenal create so many chances but their conversion rate is appalling, Lacazette can hit the target

Don't think he'll completely flop, average at worst

>>76988974
Who'd play up front then?

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>>76988874
>male black bro

>>76988997
When Diego was injured, Chelsea played Pedro Hazard Willian up front, it was pretty funny.

>>76988908
while playing 1/3 of them on a wing
his goalscoring dynamic changed drastically after switching to cf: 90+18 in 126 games

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Damn

>>76988997
Remy or Llorente

>>76988815
>West Ham have cooled their interest in Manchester City's £20m-rated England goalkeeper Joe Hart, 30, and are now prioritising signing a striker. (Sun)

They already have Adrián and Randolph, why the fuck would they even go after Hart for?

Romelu Lukaku reprimanded by police in LA after sixth warning over huge house party

>>76989049
Check the date on that story

United unironcally have the best:
Keeper
Defence
Midfield (once they sign a DM)
Attack

In the EPL

wayne gone lukaku in
are dare i say it united back?
in the top four

>Kapustka to be loaned to Freiburg with €6m optional purchase clause

Wtf i hate leicester now?

>>76989084
>Midfield (once they sign a DM)

Not one world-class midfielder.

keep in mind United are getting Griezmann in 2018 too

>>76989098
CL winners 2017/18

Pogba to score a header in the final whilst dabbing. If my last digit is an integer this will happen

>>76989084
>Keeper
Leicester
>Defence
Tottenham
>Midfield
Chelsea
>Attack
Man City

Unironically United have the highest chance to pull a Leeds and suck shit for the next two decades after they blow Woodward's bank account dry

>>76989122
Actually they have about 5

>>76988846
what are you laughing at?

>>76989122
Who is Jesse lingard?

fergie must be rolling in his grave with two wannabee basketball-americans being the face of manchester united

>>76989157

Fergie is still alive

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Is he coming to the EPL lads?

>>76989157
Fergie planned for the club to sink after he left, why did he recommend >Moyes to be the top man otherwise?

He played 4D chess with his legacy and left just as parity was coming back to the league

>>76989122
>>76989144
You guys are too easy haha

>paying 90mil for a dabbing Emile Heskey
>Manshit

>>76989185
Yeah United are signing him too

>>76989185
Yep. Have you not seen united Facebook page this morning? Fee agreed

>>76989201
>CHELSHIT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76989185
For 10000000000000000 from ManUre

>>76989185
maybe when messi retires and city offer him 1 million/week

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>>76989149
>he rates lingard

he's like a shitter version of dele alli

>>76989175
Yet his soul still haunts the club

>West Ham are now prioritising a striker

lel they have been BEGGING strikers to sign for the last 3 years.

>>76989191
customers actually rate herrera though so it's hard to tell when it's bait

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AUSTRALIA OWNS /trans/

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>>76989149

>>76989254
>Not rating Herrera

Now this is quality bait

>>76989253
Giroud, Batshuayi, Iheanacho are all available.

>>76989253
Getting Chicharito

>yfw Giroud still gets into the France team ahead of Lacazette

>>76989253
the problem is they always aim just a bit too high, really should have signed iheanacho while they had the chance

Name 1(one) player who plays for united that you WOULDN'T punch in the face.

>hard mode; No mata

>>76989317
why would it be any different? it's not like he's not a manlet now that he plays for arsenal

Me personally, Clive, I don't rate him

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hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

CHELSEA GOT SNUBBED

>>76989317
You're comparing players individually when you should be comparing what kind of player the system needs.

>>76989330
Romero seems like a nice guy

>>76989330
Valencia is a bro

>>76989363

>5th

>>76989317
Because he's actually consistent for the French team, Ozil will have tons of assists to Lacazette

>>76989363
>get outbid by Manchester 'We will pay anything to pretend we're still relevent' United
>Refuse to match their offer to the agent alone


Maybe you don't understand what the word 'Snubbed' means

Morata > Lukaku

>Snubsea

>>76989235
Taking that bait. Are you fucking kidding Australia?

>>76989330
Carrick

>>76989405
SEETHING

>>76989397
>>76989405
>CHELSHIT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76989393
He the lad hat always has his shirt tucked in? I'll let you have that one

>>76989330
Blind

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SIGNINGS WHEN FLORENTINO?

>>76989330
Bailly doesn't seem like a nigger

>>76989443
Yeah, who looks like Michael Jackson if he lifted

Who is the memest club in the EPL?

>>76989431
>>76989435
Oh I see, you're trying to bait people.
My mistake you retards

>>76989224
>Manure

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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my fucking face when bitter chelsea rentboys are buttmad because the premier league champions got snubbed for a team that finished 5th.

>>76989471
>D-DIEGO PLEASE COME BACK, I-IT WAS A JUST A JOKE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76989460
Mbappe returns to training on Monday, I assume there will be some solid movement then

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Reminder that Liverpool have never won the Premier league and their most iconic ever player literally slipped giving away a crucial goal after using the word slip figuratively in a passionate team talk before the game

>>76989480
B-But they finished 6th

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Joe looked so happy in Torino.

>Fresh delicious pasta
>Good wine
>Mountains
>Beaches
>Sun
>Fans that love you
>Chill coach

Imagine going from that and straight back to Poops mercenary squad.

>>76989470
Liverpool obviously

>>76989470
Liverpool
>5 times
>jft96 billion
>this does not fookin slip
>send gerrard off with a semi-final defeat to tim sherwood and a 6-1 loss at stoke

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>>76989460
*farts on Mexico*

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>>76989503
Im fucking retarded

>>76989496
There is literally no way that this actually happened

>>76989522
>From Denmark
>Feels like he can comment on Mercenaries

Good one mate.

>>76989460
have to sell someone before signing, no money in the club

>>76989496
>>76989538
Today you learned that Soccer is as scripted as Murrican Sports and WWE

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>>76989528
*shoves frog in Raphi's face*

Who's /a/ here?

why aren't liverpool signing anyone ??
they only got top 4 by 1 point and that was without any european competition to bother with

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>>76989555
I hope for Joe he doesn't have to go back to that plastic League desu

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Mourinho will still manage to finish outside of the top 4 while spending the most money in the league again.

>>76989538
http://www.90min.com/posts/4925585-on-this-day-the-slip-by-steven-gerrard-that-cost-liverpool-the-premier-league-title

It's true la'

>>76989570
>Vince never bought Newcastle like he promised
>no Roman Reigns tearing up the PL

>>76989609
yeah serie a fans are so great with their half-empty stadiums

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>>76989601
No one here is non /a/

>>76989609
Wrong use of Desu spaz.
I hope for everyones sake denmark remains completely surplus to the world's requirements
All joking aside i'm a bit sad to see what happened to joe, I wish him well. Even as a City fan

>>76989527
Plus a stamp on Herrera

That was fookin gold

>>76989618
Well i guess if you say so...

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>>76989492
>Pogba was worth 90 mil
>6th place was an improvement
>We won the treble
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The absolute state of manure

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*carves snubbingly*

>>76989652
After 96 seconds no less

>>76989666
SEETHING

Here's a question; What the fuck are Man City playing at, why do they only have one full-back (Who by the way is old as fuck and currently being used as a CB) on their books?
I know they released the others but why don't they just promote some youth players?

What the fuck?

Really hoping United take Lukaku. Chelsea could play Batshit and be better off then rebuying the pansy.

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>>76989666

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>>76989650
Could he still remain England nr. 1 if he stays in Turin and does well?

>>76989685
96 dead wasn't enough
Particularly considering they're now blaming the police. Were the police pushing them in? No.

They herded themselves into that pen like the animals they were

>>76989695
Dani Alves is a done deal
they are also trying to sign all of Walker, Mendy and Bertrand but their clubs are all playing hardball

>>76989725
not if Pickford does well also
Butland needs to move if he wants to be considered

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*wins the league cup then europa league*

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>Wolves have signed midfielder Ruben Neves from Portuguese club FC Porto for a club record fee.

>>76989725
Hard to say my friend, I personally think his days are numbered, not because of what's happened at City. That is by the by.
But because Butland is fast proving himself to be as good, if not better than joe.
And then there's also Pickford, who's a shoe-in to replace joe

Sad times

>>76989725
Shouldn't even be in the squad, terrible in both tournaments

>>76989753
How can he be considered good when he can't win anything without changing his squad into Barcelona?

you guys reckon chelsea will do the treble this year?

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>>76989695
All under control

what was the transfer that ruined prices
pogba?
martial?
bale?
ronaldo?
ferdinand?

>>76989824
Ronaldo, and then Sky TV Deal

>>76989818
0% chance

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>>76989824
your mum to my dick for 50m

>>76989824
Trevor Francis, fuck Clough

>>76989686
>>76989712
>Manure cry babies

>>76989849
He justified that fee

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Why do Arsenal fans genuinely believe they'll get Mbappe?

Who will be the first £100mil player? And why is it going to be Lukaku of all people?

When will people realise Klopp is a fraud?

When will the great Premier League exposure come to pass and we will finally learn just how corrupt football is?

>>76989852
yeah totally crying

breaking the transfer record AGAIN, won the europa league and the league cup as well as champions league qualification.

>8th of July 2017
>Fernando Torres is still Chelsea's record signing

>>76989818
Chelsea will finish outside the top 4

>>76989883
lukaku is only 90m, everton are pretending rooney is worth 10m to make it look like they got what they wanted

>>76989527
>>76989523
Aren't they the most saddest and pathetic?

>>76989883
>Why do Arsenal fans genuinely believe they'll get Mbappe?
But we don't? Lemar seem to be the target right now.

>>76989695
very good question. playing it a bit close to the edge.

>>76989824
Pogba. Bale & Ronaldo were guaranteed to deliver for their new club as soon as they hit the pitch, shame Bale got injured. Martial is a fucking bargain compared to what Monaco want for M'bappe.

>>76989932
>implying it's not going to obiviously be 75mil + 15mil in very obtainable add-ons

Come on mate, it's obvious that woodward isn't a good negotiator

>get Sevilla's captain for 12 mil
>get City's best future prospect for 25 mil

Why does Leicester keep winning the transfer market???

If city get competent attacking fullbacks do you think pep will switch sane and sterlel?

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How much money have you put on Wolves to win the champions hip?

>>76989987
I kind want to put 100 dollars of them fucking up and ending up in League 1 in 3 years but then I remember betting is degenerate

>>76989972
what? that is 90m

Emma watson is truly a terrible actress

>>76989975
They'll both lose all motivation. But atleast it proves Shakesphere is the really mastermind

>>76989944
"arr year la" every season besides this one due to only signing being >Salah for 40m to be a benchwarmer for Mane, the EPL >Schalke

>Palace/Brighton derby next season

Why do they hate each other so much?

>>76989976
neither of them will start with sanchez, jesus and bernardo in the squad

>>76990021
Maybe you should maths again mate
>75mil
>15mil
>10mil stated value of rooney

That my dear friend is 100mil, I'm just a fucking idiot and forgot to add ronny to it in my last post

>>76990023
>Emma watson is truly a terrible actress
But she makes my tummy feel funny

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>>76989897
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA how the mighty has fallen.

>Naby Keita in rblive.de interview: "I feel very content and am not thinking about a transfer away right now. I don't want to move to a big Champions League club yet."

LMAO ABLi's always win

>>76990043
>10mil stated value of rooney
Thats not a part of the transfer fee you utter mong

Also it wasnt linked to the Lukaku transfer and will happen regardless of whether or not Lukaku signs for United

>>76990039
Sané has looked undroppable, he will be LCIM 2.0 if he switches to the right wing

>>76989929
You said that last year>>76989932

>>76990023
nah m8, there isn't anything more prestigious than playing in the Cadbury(R) Premier League. No way they will lose motivation

>>76990054
Speaking of female people who'd shag

lads I am completely and utterly in love with Haley williams now she has blonde hair

I would do anything to put my tounge in her asshole

screaming at this bitter chelsea bandwagoner

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>>76990065
>Liverpool
>Big Champions League club

>>76989897
>won transfer market
>sign tall Kante who can't defend for 3x the price

>>76989522

>Beaches

Torino is in fucking Piemont, are you w0t?

>>76990101
>Haley williams
She just broke up with her bf, whose name is unironically Chad

>>76990080
Yes it is you fucking retard.
There was no evidence of him going before the lukaku deal just a bunch of Press releases from United about him wanting to go "home"


Juse because you're a customer who feels the need to justify all your price-tags whilst shitting on others.

It's a fact that 1) Lukaku is not worth more than 60mil & 2) United have once again ruined the transfer market with paying fucking retarded fees

>>76989254
Why are Australians even allowed to post here lads?

It's just tragic

>>76990065
>ABLi's
I don't see Lincoln mentioned anywhere la

>>76990123
I don't know what to tell you, I would still eat her ass

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>>76990129
For the banter, lad.

>>76990150

Is that Marko Marin under letter "U"?

>>76990107
literally won it more than united, chelsea, city, arsenal and spurs COMBINED

>>76990065
>cucked by the Bulls

>>76989406
>1 (ONE) season in double figures
>Lel Liga
FUCKING LMAO

>>76989818
They always implode in the season after they won a major trophy though.

>>76990146
I'm saying this is your chance, don't let your dreams be dreams

>>76990172
>Trophies won under the reign of Rameses II
>Relevant

>>76990172
United have won the champions league twice, liverpool have only won it once

>>76990127
But it isn't a fee you idiot there isn't any money involved between Everton and United for the transfer

Also don't even support a premier league club so don't call me a customer I was just stating the transfer fee isn't £100m, as 100m is not being paid it is £90m. Player exchange whether or not it was a part of the deal, which according to most press sources it isn't, doesn't add money onto the fee.

It would actually save United money as they don't have to pay £300k/w for a benchwarmer

>Chelshit
God that's funny. Shame England's best hope in europe is going to have a meh striker though.

>>76990185
Did you see his performance against Bayern? Lukaku will never achieve that level of dominance.

>>76990190
Hahah, I'll send her a message on twitter or w/e the fuck. Get this arranged.

Watch this space lads, I'll make you all proud

>>76990205
Remember Wilshire against Barca?

>>76990201
The total value of the transfer is 100mil you fucking retard. that's what I'm saying.

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>>76990054
I'm watching this movie 'The Circle' and she is getting outshone hard by best assistant. And fucking hell she is so bad at facial expression that its hard to watch

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>>76990214
>/trans/ - Today is the day we're all going to make it lads edition

>mfw it's true

>>76990236
It's not

>>76989527
>send gerrard off with a semi-final defeat to tim sherwood and a 6-1 loss at stoke
So happy for this, if there was ever a player that deserved to retire in total ignominy, it was that fucking cunt

>>76989849
Fuck you

>>76990246
It is

>>76990236
No it isn't as United are not paying £100m
They are paying £90m for Lukaku
Player exchange DOES NOT ADD MONEY TO A TRANSFER IT ADDS A PLAYER TO A TRANSFER FEE

What are some realistic DM signings Manure could make that doesn't suck ass? Guessing Matic won't happen now.

>>76990258
It's not

>>76990250
Forest should've been relegated instead of Blackburn

Where will Chelsea finish next season?

>>76989695
>Tfw too intelligent for signings

>>76990267
Fabinho is realistic but Mourinho doesn't seem interested
Dier if they go want to get raped over transfer fees again

>>76990271
It is

>>76990169
lyl

、
>>76990277
Outside the top4 if costa leaves

>>76990267
Fabinho seems like the only realistic one, but apparently they want to play him as a RB if they sign him.

>>76990284
It's not

>>76990277
Conte gets exposed, Abramovich gets arrested by Interpol and Chelsea gets relegated

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la

>>76990297
It is

>>76990275
You mean Brimingham, they picked up some dodgy wins under Arry

>>76989824
TV money, it wasn't a transfer that ruined it. Since the new deal everyone knows how much cash English clubs have and inflate their asking prices accordingly.

>>76990310
It's not

>>76990295
>City not interested
>United not interested

No other nibbles apart from PSG testing the water, do the club's know something we don't about fabinho?

>>76990326
It is

>>76990318
I wanted Rowett to stay and get them promoted so there could been keks to have when they were a division higher than Villa

>>76989144
I believed you until you said Leicester

>>76990346
It's not

>>76990355
Kasper has been absolutely deadly, especially in penalties. I would easily rate him Top 3 in the World.

Can't believe the Ronaldo deal is off now cause of Lukaku

>>76988986
We dont want him mate

>>76990150
I don't know why you faggots keep posting this in an ironic fashion. There is literally nothing wrong with this picture. Those guys look like genuine nice dudes with whom I'd happily drink a couple of beers and discuss football.

Is it the fact that they're a fanclub in a foreign country? This is a phenomenon that only exists for the largest clubs in world football, and there is nothing shameful about it, au contraire.

so do we all agree on this

1. Man Utd
2. Spurs
3. Man City
4. Arsenal
5. Everton
6. Liverpool
-
10. Chelsea

>>76990327
Monaco won't sell him

>76990411

>1. Man Utd

Not even going to give (You) a (You). Try harder.

>>76990290
>>76990301
t. bitter cunts

>>76990411
1. Spurs
2. Man Utd
3. Man City
4. Arsenal
5. Everton
6. Liverpool
-
10. Chelsea

>>76990392
alri millionaire

>>76990406
>Those guys look like genuine nice dudes

Why don't you marry them then fegit

>Tottenham were willing to pay €10m for Augustin, but RB Leipzig ‘faster and more persuasive’.

With Jews, you lose.

>>76990363
It is

>>76989695
Mateo will play more next season, I imagine.

He was decent last season and he's Spanish. No way Pep's going to loan him or make send him reserves for the majority of the season.

>>76990127
Lukaku's value is actually £44M https://www.transfermarkt.com/romelu-lukaku/leistungsdaten/spieler/96341/plus/0?saison=2016

but the price would not be £100M

Last summer everyone ABU was singing that Pogba's transfer involved United paying an excess of £100M, then a leaked document stated that Juve had to pay a portion of that "£100M" because of Mino fees.

A year later, the court proved that Juve had to pay for Pogba's transfer as well. I imagine the situation is the same.

>>76990411
You had the same prediction last year. When will you learn?

>>76990411
yeah

>>76990438
>transfermarkt

They value Messi at £100m

It's pep's year la

>>76990435
It's not

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>>76990422
>spurs
>first

>>76990431
>>Tottenham were willing to pay a [small fee] for [literally who forward from france to chill on the bench all season]
how many times does this have to fail for levy to stop

>240 posts
>1.5 hours

Is /trans/, dare I say, back to it's former glory?

>>76990406
Where you around for the Australia Chelsea posters era? It's just a bit of banter.

>>76990461
feels good

>>76990030
Because someone built a road between those two places

>>76990456
They have the best squad in the league, I genuinely do no see any weaknesses in them in any position.

>>76990438
transfermarkt value's are just their own valuations on the players they're not a practical number in any way

>>76990461
Yep, all it takes is Man United

Hated adored never ignored la

>>76990438
More like Saint liecia

>>76990426
Yes we dont want that negro mate,he's not good enough

>>76990465
I was, but this specific image was never funny or """banter""" in any way

>>76988908
>in the french league
tired of this meme desu

How long can The Spent One abuse Woodward for cash? How is he keep getting more money to spend on frauds?

VERRATTI APOLOGISES

Marco Verratti has apologised after his agent Donato di Campli stated that the midfielder is the “prisoner of the sheikh” at Paris Saint-Germain.

Verratti, the Italy international, has been linked heavily with a move to Barcelona over the past few months. His representative has spoken about the playmaker’s situation on various occasions and the player himself has now apologised on behalf of his agent.

Speaking to PSG’s official website, he said: "We've gone through some tough times over the last few days. I saw what my agent said and just want to say that they are not my words at all. And I want to apologise to everyone at the club, the president, the fans and the players.

"I am very happy here, we got back to training now, I am thrilled to be back here and start working again. I know the club trusts me and I really want to apologise once again. I don't talk much because I have a lot of respect for Paris Saint-Germain. I have become the player I am today also thanks to the club, and that's why I am deeply sorry. They were not my words, and he made a big mistake. I hope that this will not happen again. Everyone wants to focus on working, I too will do my best as I always do for the club."

Why does adidas keep funding man utd instead of their German clubs?
Is there any special relationship?

>>76990473
And yet it's one of the roughest rivalries in the country

Guess Palace got fed up of never beating anyone in London

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>>76990378
anon you only say that because Leicester's defence has been terrible and Schmeichel had to bail them out with lots of saves

>>76990455
It is

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>>76990474

>>76990505
90s era nostalgia appeal

>>76990512
It's not

>>76990447
>>76990475
It's more standardized than your subjective valuations.

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>>76990492
Okay, fäm.

Chelsea are shite

>>76990519
I wonder how much more points would Spurs have had this year if they had a good goalkeeper

>>76990505
man utd are the biggest club in the world in terms of customers
can't believe nike actually let it slip

>>76988874
>Lukaku was not brought to the police station or formally booked -- instead, he was merely given a citation.
So he wasn't arrested you dumb cunts

>>76990406
Chelsea fans are absolute human trash.

Could say the same about Belgians too. Belgians are nothing but illiterate Dutch gypsies.

Why don't Conte just apologise to Costa? or say that his phone got hacked or something.

>>76990541
>standardized

You can't even put a price on the best player in the world, let alone something that low

>>76990549
nike needs to pump money into barcelona in order to save them from bankruptcy

>>76990277
>best player permainjured
>best striker wants to leave
>lose Matic
>all potential transfers getting snubbed
>probably will panic buy a flop for a ridiculous price
>no striker that'll score more than 11 goals
>teams have all summer to come up with a way to counter their meme formation
etc

>>76990127
>waaah United ruined transfers abloo bloo!
Get over it if your likkle man shithouse team can't keep up faggot

>>76990564
because he want the baboon out.

>>76989033
why top 6? Why not top 4 or top 10?

>>76990541
those valuations are every bit as subjective

>>76990500
Saw that, looked like he was kidnapped by ISIS

>>76990571
Senile old Wenger countered their meme formation using their own meme formation.

>>76990574
It's weird reading that, because the second city spend 50mil on walker you cunts will start crying again

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>>76990564
costa was terrible in the final quarter of the season

>>76990536
It is

>>76990561
>Belgians are nothing but illiterate Dutch gypsies.
But Belgian education is one of the world's best, above The Netherlands and way above your Inbred Island
http://uk.businessinsider.com/wef-ranking-of-best-school-systems-in-the-world-2016-2016-11/#2-belgium-62-9

>>76990615
will you become a united customer now they have 2 belgians?

>>76990612
It's not

>>76990629
Only if they do well, otherwise I'll happily board the >mouyes and >pookaku trains

>>76990596
You should really be asking permission to reply to me. Do not make the same mistake again.

>>76990615
stop debating education on a chinese cartoon image board, it can't be that good if you can't see he's trying to ruffle you

>>76990566
>based on performances and wages

not sentimental value.

He scores, dribbles and assists more than the average player so he is valued significantly more than the average player. If he had to move from the Nou it would be for £150m+ I'd imagine.

You can call it flawed when you see Bale worth £100m. It's just a relative scale.

>>76990580
compare it to other sources which value players and see how little it deviates.

Mignolet was as good as de gay for the last like 10 games amirite?

>>76990637
It is

>>76990564
Because Conte wants to stop being a joke in Europe, Costa isn't going to do that.

>>76990652
Who am I supposed to ask, your mum?

>>76990684
Atletico did great in Europe with Costa. So it's not about Costa, it's Conte.

>>76990681
It's not

Wonder how many former /trans/ users have killed themselves since the last summer window

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>Nico Schulz has joined Hoffenheim from Bundesliga rivals Borussia Mönchengladbach.

Decent Rudy replacement.

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>>76989987
I just remembered that my boy Żyro is in that team but got absolutely murdered on the pitch and was out for a year

>>76990703
It is

>>76990670
lol

>>76990736
It's not

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>>76990670
think for yourself

>>76990701
>Atletico did great in Europe with Costa
Costa never phoned it in for them like he does for spells at Chelsea. You could say that is Conte's fault but he did the same with Mouyes.

>>76990753
You're foreign

>>76990753
wew, actually he was

Any update on the gf to anon situation lads?

>>76990711
Thoughts and prayers go out to them

>>76990753
probably because liverpools defence is shit so they concede more chances for migbignigfig to save

>>76990752
it is

>>76990803
That doesn't change the fact that Mignolet was as good as de gay or even better than him though

Should i have a pile of pistachio nuts or a couple of eggs for lunch lads?

Lads remember when Liverslip and Arsecucks were relevant? HAHAHAAHAHA

>>76990841
nuts are an evening food

>>76990811
It's not

>>76990841
Why not both?

>>76990765
Conte is a nice guy pretending to be a tough guy

Simeone is tough guy "pretending" to be a "nice" guy in front of the press. No wonder Costa gives 100% for Simeone.

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>>76990800

What proof does anyone have that De Gea is a world class keeper?

I keep hearing it repeated but without proof, is it purely because he plays for united?


Watch the cunt, if it's a remotely hard save he doesn't even try for it - making it look like it was a worldie and he had no chance. If he can save it he'll play it up for the cameras.
He's a sham, and I'm a United fan

>>76990666
Their own scale though, who is anyone to classify what individual statistics are worth?

Regardless the system is pointless, clubs have so much cash to spunk nowadays that player values are only really relative to the exponentially increasing fees paid by big European teams.

>>76990851
liverslip XD so badass

>>76990869
triggered

>>76990858
Cause i'm not a madman

>>76990867
>is it purely because he plays for united?
yeah

>>76990876
you seem upset, did trigger you?

>>76990841
Eggs now.
Nuts if you feel hungry before bed.
>>76990800
Contract negotiations broke down.
Seems she would rather warm the bench at Chad FC.

>>76990852
Actually they're not

>>76990857
It is

>>76990890
seething