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>ducks fan
>wake up
>playoff game day
>shityeah.jpg
>put on perry jersey
>corey perry is a saint
>go to liquor store
>buy some bud lights to crack open with my fellow suburban dads
>its 4:00
>hop on the 405, bumper to bumper traffic
>check google maps
>2 hours to honda center
>game 7 starts at 5 because of east coast audiences
>fucking bettman
>walk into arena
>1st period in progress
>Ducks down 1-0
>immediately assume the worst, here we go losing game 7 again
>start chanting "fire boudreau"
>try to get more people chanting but everyone in my row is stuck in traffic
>go to bathroom
>usher reminds me boudreau was fired
>ohyeah.jpg
>scrum in front of net after whistle
>kesler punches someone
>skates away smugly, escorted by refs
>other guy fucking started it
>i don't see why anyone could hate kesler
>realize who we should sign this offseason
>matt cooke
>rest of nhl of only hates us for being a successful expansion franchise
>kesler emerges from penalty box
>scores immediately
>bieksa scores
>perry scores, all in 37 seconds
>fuck the hawks
>final buzzer sounds, ducks win
>realize boudreau was the problem
>hop in car and head for home
>2 hours later, arrive at my home in beautiful irvine
>neighbor dads waiting in their respective garages
>crack open those buds
>we'll have a bbq tomorrow, but right now it's 10:00 and past my bedtime
>lie in bed, wonder what i'll do if this team is ever bad
>ignore that feeling and drift away to sleep, quietly whispering
>T e e m u . . .