It is decided. Juvebro will...
..stay.
It has been 34 days since the Champions League final. 30 days since the talks about Juvebro's future began. Me and Bayernbro....we realised that were being too hard on you. Three teams are not not enough to save the world and stop the refball dominance of the Spaniards. Their """"""""goat""""""""" teams have been given penalty after penalty to right their own wrongs in order to progress within the competition. We came to an agreement, and it is best if we kept you and added two more members to this alliance.
To the people of the world! I know many of you have been waiting to take Juvebro's place, but I have come with a solution for us all! Two more teams will join this glorious alliance, through a 5-day election that will begin on the 10th of July and end on the 14th of July. During these 5 days, you will convince us why we must add you to our alliance.
>And so, the Halal Dominance Arc has ended. Now we enter the Holy Election Arc!
Can Porto join?
posting in epic bread
I wish you all good luck. The two winners and new members of the /holyalliance/ will be announced on the 18th at 12:00pm bong time.
RULES AND GUIDELINES FOR THIS COMPETITION:
-The teams(s) you pitch cannot be from England, Germany, Italy or Spain for obvious reasons.
-Creative posts are encouraged, and will increase your chances of being chosen.
-Joint posts for two teams are also encouraged, and will increase your chances of being chosen.
-Multiple posts can be made to pitch for your team, and if you do not have at least a total of 30 replies in your campaign, you will be automatically taken out of the final selections.
-Team Pepe's are highly encouraged in these posts, but Wojakposting is forbidden unless you are mocking the scatalans/halal customers
Stops forcing memes. It wasn't clever months ago and it's not funny now
>>76969368
Monaco should be in
>>76969404
So, it starts on 10th July, right?
>>76969368
Ajax pls, >we have history and almost beat Manure.
Any team can join?
I nominate Real Madrid CF.
PSG and Porto for maximum overcancer.
Obvious, Ajax and Zenit
truly Patrician teams
>>76969404
One final thing to mention:
>the team has to be in a European competition next season
There's no point in joining if you won't help us defeat the spic dominance.
>>76969472
no jews allowed
>>76969423
I am still not going to watch your league.
>>76969368
What is this bullshit? This is not what we fought for
>>76969497
every /holyalliance/ member is run by jews
*loses to Madrid*
so thats the requirement for holyalliance
>>76969404
We are the most honorable and historic team in the balkans. We are truly the good guys. Ignore the justice league autist, he doesn't represent all of us
>>76969368
should start the election tomorrow and make it last two days to get new members on the 10th in my opinion
Three horrible clubs. No one wants to be in your alliance. Only Liverpool is worse.
>>76969368
PLEASE STICK TOGETHER FROM NOW ON
>>76969415
Memes rarely add character depth over time like this. Embrace it. You were here when it all happened.
>keeping JUSTventus in you alliance
Big mistake desu
what happens next year when chelsea inevitably crush halal and farca to a second CL win?
>>76969548
this, justice league was a mistake
thanks chelseabro
we will do better this year for sure!
This presentation was constructed under intensely strenuous international sanctions. The committee who designed this ballot had to leave during the process to organize militia to fight against Daesh.
For your consideration:
Let me tell you a club that represents valor, heritage, passion, and fear among the minnows of Asia.
Let me you about one of the biggest clubs in Asia, a club with fans numbering over a hundred million worldwide.
Let me tell you about Persepolis Pirouzi Football Club
This is a titantic club with a trophy case to back it up
A club that always stood for the people. In the 1960's and 1970's this club fought bitterly against the Shah's team Taj (meaning crown) and still fights against that same team after they were forced to change their name after the 1979 revolution (Esteghlal)
A club that stood up to Khomeini by refusing to change its name
- A fanbase that spans the entire world and whose locale pelt homemade grenades at rivals anti-nationalist rivals Esteghlel and Tracuck Sazi
- A former supplier of Holy Alliance member Bayern with players such as Karimi and Daei, and even holds an affiliation with them
- A club that virtually always supplies of the bulk players in the national team
- And finally, they are the only team from their country still in the Champions League (it runs over the course of two seasons) which is a predicament I know the holy alliance clubs always find themselves in
Porto? PSG? Spartak or Zenit? Olympiacos? One of the Turk clubs? Typical. Boring. Very unholy. Why not ride with a true juggernaut?
Please welcome into the fold the scarred face of Persepolis Pirouzi. Hear the roar of 100,000 fans every week.
Please.... we need money
>>76969889
Welcome to the Holy Alliance Persepolis Pirouzi!!!
fin
It's going to be Poorto and PSG (the S is for "shit").
>>76969916
Fuck, my Pepes are shit, but yours really is awful!
>>76969954
Thanks
>>76969889
>>76969916
How a Persian club would be relevant in stopping Spaniards in an UEFA competition? Unless breaking bones from all Real players in a "friendly" game
>>76969987
Yes
Whatever you need
We have Hezbollah's on speed dial
I can understand letting Porto join. Not PSG.
A minimum of 1 Champions League trophy needs to apply to applicants.
>>76969916
*blocks your path*
>>76970252
wow is that celtic
celtic would totally fit the holy alliance
>>76969368
>they've been given penalty after penalty
did vidal get a penalty? againts madrid that was bullshit?
and I do remember juve winning with a penalty againts madrid on an away game on 2015
>>76969368
What is this forced cancer?
>le funny alliance maymay xD!! Ebin bread bro!
This shit is even more pathetic than perro caca
>>76970534
what the fuck did you just say about perro caca you little bitch?
>>76969497
>no jews allowed
>jewventus
>>76969397
Little Messi is CUTE
>>76969368
uhm, whose hand is that?
is there a secret 4th member that we won't know about?
There's autism.
Then there's the 4chan autism cup.
Then there are pathetic memes like perro caca.
And then there's this.
>>76970961
and then there's you
>>76970884
The alliance used to be all Adidas and there were 5 members if I remember correctly
>>76969404
>cannot be from England, Germany, Italy or Spain
There are no other relevant leagues
This can only dilute the power of the alliance
>>76970252
Sign Masoud I beg
>>76970884
PSG, they were kicked out
This is fucking embarrassing.
Neck yourself, OP.
a great dishonor to milan
but revenge shall come soon
>>76977690
I'm disappointed.
You're taking more members? So much for holy.
Sad!
>>76969384
>Le Mexican Buyer
Can you please stop buying meme Mexikek players? Clearly they are shit, pls buy american.
>>76969434
This, I also Nominate Ajax. The only reason they lost was because Manure Parked the bus
>>76977690
Milan is in alliance with Halal desu
>>76971064
and then there's you
>>76977690
You aren't thinking of leaving the Holy Trinity I hope. Otherwise it's justus and Arse.
>>76970961
Fuck off lirufag
>>76978945
>respectable badge
>Nike
These Juve Pepes are so out of date.
>>76969368
*Bayern bro and i
>english education