Eternal Arsenal Thread

Why the fuck does this guy keep making Porto threads?

>johnny foreigner squad limit reached

deadwood out when?

>>76959290
Isn't Giroud leaving

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>>76959283
Because it is fun, you Arsecunts!

Let him rot. He'll get tired of pushing his gimmick eventally, like that Mertens/Stocker faggot a few years ago

>another italian in arse

are you that chap from the other day

>>76959346
It depends, are you the one stealing my identity? I'm pretty sure there's only two of us

>buying French Defoe
wenger out

>>76959327
probably, wish it was our shit midfielders instead

also I just realised this means walcott/wilshit/ox/chambers are pretty much guaranteed to stay

Ramsey OUT
Welbeck OUT
Wenger OUT

>>76959362
the very same

i NEED news of an improved bid for lemar

>>76959504
i like mahrez' playing style better though

Can Lacazette score on a cold rainy night at Stoke, lads?

>>76959342
don't forget schär

>>76960131
Yes

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>>76959504
WEW im a wizard

reckon monaco won't even listen unless we offer to break our record again though

>>76960258
Should get Mahrez instead desu

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>>76959328
were you the joao in the know who broke the 2 portugal nationals to arsenal for 90 mill? is there any truth to even signing one?

>>76960474
He is a portocuck, people with the insides are sporting fans, gelson wont leave this season, his release clause was risen to 100mil. The arsenal offer was real, i think William to Arsenal for 35million is very likely to happen

>>76960354
Mahrez is more of a risk / one season wonder than Lemar imo

and I've not even seen Lemar play

>>76960545
>>76960545
where would lemar even play

Thinking we're getting hyped up to soften the news of a major departure.

>>76960564
>we're getting hyped up
but i'm not mate

>>76960556
wenger will make him a cm because alexis is STAYING

>French side Marseille are in pole position to sign Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud, 30, in a £24.7m deal after the Gunners completed a club record deal for Alexandre Lacazette. (Daily Telegraph)

pls no

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>>76960508
can they just increase a release clause tho?
You'd think it'd come with a new contract.

mbappé when?

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>>76960582
I can fucks with that

>>76960615
2021 after he's flaked at halal

>>76960556
on the left with Alexis moved out to the right

I do think we'll go back to a 4-3-3 or 4-2-1-3, I think this 3-4-3 formation is a meme that will be figured out by most teams and Wenger used it only out of desperation

>>76960638
i read on reddit that he can play in the middle as a CM, the Santi role

>>76960589
its a clause in the contract, Sporting paid him 1.5mil.

>>76960638
>Alexis moved to the right

are you mental m8, he only shoots with his right foot

i think its more just wishful thinking based on the fact he likes to attack through the middle (at least according to this article: http://statsbomb.com/2017/02/identifying-ligue-1s-next-big-breakout-talents-2-thomas-lemar/ )

>>76960671
meant 4 >>76960647

>>76960647
really? I thought he played on the left wing for Monaco the entire season
still I don't think a 21 year old with 1 good season will walk into our midfield at CM to replace Santi, if anything we will get someone more established for that role

>>76960669
he's played there before

>>76959290

Ospina, Martinez, Campbell, Debuchy, Gabriel, Mertesacker, Iwobi, and Coq need to go t b h

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>>76960651
is the portuPL that important. theyll never be able to sell him

How are you going to compete versus Chelsea, though?

Lukaku £75m rising to £90m apparently

>>76960698
very occasionally. nearly all his goals come from cutting inside, lemar could play on the right and do the same with wingbacks doing the crossing

all notional anyway since sanchez is off to city

>>76960638
You now remember 4-2-4
In order to fit wilshit in the squad

>>76960763
>Mertesacker

Definitely needs to fuck off if Arsenal need squad space. Why can't they just pay his 6 months off now? Not like he'll play any games.

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>2014
>be wenger
>not willing to sell ramshit for 50m to barca
Lads, lads

>>76960964

You don't even need to do that. You could keep him around for morale - just don't register him for the PL.

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more irrelevant information is added every time i look

>>76960354
Agreed.
>>76960545
Mahrez is proven quality in le premiere of ships (even on a rainy night in stoke). I liked Lemar the couple of times I've seen him in the chimp league but Mahrez was the key reason for Leicester's title and that sort of quality doesn't just disappear.
I believe Barcelona where genuinely interested, only his weak last season is making him a possible Arse target and that only happened because he was ready to leave and proper offer didn't materialise, so he had to stay and was shitty about it.

Muslim core IN

>>76961963
>that sort of quality doesn't just disappear

Michu

Verrati to Barca
Rakitic to arse
Ozshit to psg

Activate it Wenger

>>76962134
Michu was basically a striker/poacher, iirc, a position that has a lot to do with luck and confidence, as well as the quality of the team serving and assisting you, so where you constantly have one season wonders.

Mahrez showed vision, touch, passing and crossing quality, none of which Michu ever impressed me with. He also managed to make Vardy look good, enough said really.

>>76960638
Why is the 3-4-3 a meme? It's working for Arsenal right now, why revert back? I'm actually is kinda nervous if we revert back to 4-2-1-3, since our midfield and CBs can't defend for shit. Early last season, the team do look solid with Mustafi+Koscielny, but once Mustafi got exposed and either one of them injured, instant wrecked. Do you want Gabriel to play at a back 2? Oh, I know I won't.

>>76962229
He was impressive yeah, nothing wrong with being dubious of a player who took until his mid 20s to get noticed though

elneny

IN?
OUT?

where?

>>76960638
3-5-2 all the way

Cech
Mustafi-Kosc-Holding
Ramsey-Xhaka
Ox-Ozil-Lemar
Lacazette Sanchez

>>76962637
I completely forgot kolasinac

y'all know how i'd fit him in

>>76959230
Sooo
- - - - - - Lacazzette- - - - - -
Sanchez - -Oezil - - Mahrez
- -Needed ASAP - Xhaka- -
Kolasinac - Mustafi - Koscielny - Bellerin
- - - - - - - - - - - Cech - - - - - - - - --
Are we really gonna live at a time where more than 5 of Arsenal starters will be decent to hunt a league down?

>>76962648
Nah both Bellerin and Kolasinac are too good to be dropped for this 3-5-2 of yours.
My 4-2-3-1 seems the way any coach would go but can't be sure who the box to box will be alongside Xhaka. Elneny, Ramsey Coquelin , Czorla in my opinion dont cut it. If it were up to me Id sell all 4 and with their money in total buy one decent one. If there is one box to box I think would fit Arsenal in that position and would easily agree a move probably is Crystal Palace Milivojevic. The guy is practically a 3rd CB who plays in the midfield. You let Xhaka try to create balls for the up front elite (debateable) Laca, Ozil Sanchez and Mahrez, while this guy defends his a$$. He is a cheap Ngolo Kante in white colour.

>>76962824
Yeah I would have included Kolas had I remembered. We played like shit until we switched to 3 at the back, to me it feels like playing 4231 is just as outdated as 442 now, I'm hesitant about playing like it. But I admit it's the best in terms of squeezing in all our best players

>>76960964
For leadership maybe. It seems none of our players have redeeming leadership qualities. I also have been wondering are our players close to each other? Alexis and Ozil seems not particularly close to others.


>>76957827
>double sessions
Care to elaborate, are they having more traning source?

>>76961963
This. Mahrez IN.

>>76960638
>Alexis moved out to the right
Stopped reading there

>>76960791

Why didn't they just get obamayang?

>>76962898
He played there last year for a run of about 10 games, he did every bit as well, he can literally play ST, CF, F9, LW, RW, LM, RM, CAM at a world class level

>>76962978
Yes, but LW is his strongest position. Why would you move your best player out of your strongest position though

>>76959230
>>>76960556
why does he wear the hat?

>>76963031
Cos of the cunt Stephen Hunt

>>76962862
What leadership qualities does he really have though? He was in the team that got twatted 6-0 by Chelsea, 6-3 by City, 5-1 by Liverpool etc. Also on the sidelines as we conceded 15 goals to Bayern in 3 back to back games.

Arsenal went 49 games unbeaten because if you underperformed you'd get a bollocking from Vieira. Adams would straight up tell them they weren't good enough for Arsenal. That's how leaders motivate players.

>>76963016
Messi's natural position is cam, yet he plays RW or striker because it benefits the way his team plays more, I see your point tho m8

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>>76962898

> He never watched a single Chilean Nt game, cobreloa, colo-colo, river plate and udinese game.

>>76963016

Again, this make me cringe really hard.

His strong position is actually RW with the enough liberty to change his position to a LW, CF and even CAM

pd: HE IS NOT A FUCKING 9 (st)

3412; formatting is probably absolute shit

----------Alexis------Lacazette------------
--------------------Ozil--------------------
Kolasinac------Xhaka----Lemar---------Bellerin
-------Holding------------Koscielny---------Mustafi
--------------------------Cech-----------------

>>76963299
Lemar as the box to box is terrifying

Kolasinac is not better than Nacho

>>76963243
>His strong position is actually RW

how can anybody possibly come to this conclusion. predominantly one footed, dribbles a lot and can instantly spot clear shots however congested the box is. coming in from the right does nothing but make those things harder

>>76963410
he was free

>>76963403
He's played that role at Monaco

He can play any midfield position

>>76963429
Because >Schalke

He was in the Bundesliga team of the season. Why do you think he's on such high wages

>>76963442
my mistake if so,

I thought they played 4-4-2 though? slightly different roles I'd say

>>76963538
He played box to box, that's the role you mentioned

>>76963078
Yeah, in the first place it seems Mert got chosen as Captain solely because of his seniority, a father figure. He doesn't really say much except in tunneI I guess. Really dream about alpha leader figure who will call out everyone those underperformed in our team, sadly most of them move to other clubs because of ambition.

>>76963065
Are you really Nepalese, or proxyfag, or a tourist, or an expat there?

Is Lukaku going to United over Chelsea good or bad for Arsenal

It also means Chelsea will likely sign Belotti or Morata

I think this works out better for both Man United and Chelsea (if they sign either of those mentioned) but time will tell

I also think Lacazette was the best choice for Arsenal of the four strikers

Win for everybody? which is ultimately a bit of a loss for everybody too...if that makes sense

>>76963299

Alexis has basically said he's out.

Ozil is not far behind.


Stick to hockey, Leaf. Your professional teams can barely get that right.

>>76963632

>>76963632

>Strikers
>Arsenal

They have Giroud baby! Arsenal does nothing. Signs no one of note. Some how scraps back into the Top 4. Wenger ascends to Heaven and sits at the Right Hand of God. #WengerOut folks rapture directly to hell.

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>>76963428

> how can anybody possibly come to this conclusion. predominantly one footed, dribbles a lot and can instantly spot clear shots however congested the box is. coming in from the right does nothing but make those things harder


The guy literally played RW his entire life, he play Lw at the NT now because:

1) Our left side is the weakest one
2)we don't have a "9" so we'rew playing 4-3-1-2 formation now.

pd: Alexis is more an a playmaker that a full striker, you need to leave him free, he need FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT, RW --> LW , RW ---> ST, LW ---->ST, LW ---->RW, ST ---> CAM ----->LW----> RW.

His natural positions: 4-3-3 = RW with freedom
3- 4- 3 = same
4 - 4 - 2 = LW with freedom (left because no "9")
4 - 3 - 1 - 2 = Againt, no "9"


t. literally watched him play since his FIRST 1 division profesional game.

>>76963611
I don't think it's any coincidence that the two best captains in recent years have both fallen out with Wenger. Even long after retirement their criticism shows their natural ambition.

There's absolutely nobody at the club like that today

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>>76963707
>get into top 4 somehow gives Wenger rights to heaven and being divine manager
This is why AKBs are just Wenger's worshiper not the club's.

>>76963757
Who was the other one, Adams and? Why those alpha leaders like RVP opted to change clubs rather, did they feel hopeless to change the mentality of the squad?

>>76963812
Vieira, seems to have cleared up a bit but a few years ago there was real hostility.

RvP and Fabregas have similarly been ostracised by Wenger. Both came as kids and grew into world class players, really strong and driven characters. Inevitable that they'd leave to win trophies after a decade of failure

>>76963936
Were they just not good enough leader to change the mentality of the squad and Wenger's ways of doing things? Surely they knew better than anyone else what is wrong with the squad and what area that needs to be changed, have they tried to talk it to Wenger and staffs to change the trophyless before moving to other clubs? Or they have tried that but only fallen to deaf ears of Wenger, staffs and weak teammates and felt hopeless so they changed clubs? Really need interview from them of this, though it would be sensitive subject for many.

>>76964018
Do you remember RvP's statement when he left? He said exactly that, he'd spoken to the manager and directors about where the club was going, why they weren't signing quality players and they just ignored him.

Ironically he might have stayed once he saw the likes of Cazorla come in. Fucking disgrace how the club handled his situation

Actually gonna be really disappointed if Giroud leaves. Lacazette isnt really a threat to him, as much as he should be a threat to Walcott (and lesser extent) Perez.

Giroud in the squad means the ability to play a very different game, very useful when its a plucky relegation tier club, everybody sitting in their own third, hoping for a draw episode.

>>76964343
Welbeck can take over holding the ball up duty even at RW whereas Giroud can't play wide at all. Lacazette is guaranteed CF as long as he isn't shit.

I'd like to think Wenger would force him to see out his contract but that won't happen.

Still need go clear out deadwood and get a cm (Santi and Jack are always hurt and Ramsey is inconsistent). I would like to believe that Ramsey/Xhaka would work but Ramsey is too inconsistent.

>>76963403
against your average team we rarely need more than one guy back and that's even only with 2 cbs not 3
against great teams maybe drop ozil for ramsey to add more graft

>>76964506

Ramsey- Xhaka doesn't sound scary for the opposition at all, need someone really consistent next to Xhaka

Not selling Ramsey to someone for 50m after his one good season was a mistake

>>76965706
Nobody ever actually made a bid for Ramsey. If Barcelona or PSG really wanted him they would have got him.

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i like his little trumpet thing but i hope he mixes it up a bit

>>76965831
embarrassing

why can't they run to the fans instead of this poncey shit

>>76965905
cheers da

>>76965927
don't know how you're not tired of it too after 5 years of giroud showboating like he's the best in the world desu

>>76965942
im more tired of ozil acting like he's embarrassed to score desu

>>76965951
At least that bit is genuine though, he truly hates being the center of attention, he fucks up 1v1 with the keeper cause everyone is suddenly staring at just him.

Lacazette's dab thing seems pretty tired and a lot more salute (ala Anelka) than usual.

>>76966020
yes i get what you mean. if he does it *every* time i will probably start hating it

>>76966020
His pens are amazing. How can such a technically good player fuck them up so badly

>>76959328
Jfc I haven't seen an exclamation point on this site since that trap thread I fapped to 6 months ago

http://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2017/the-lacazette-series-where-will-he-fit-in-at-arsenal/
>Fekir was sublime in the 2014-15 season, but beyond that, it is not unfair to intimate that Lacazette has never had the opportunity to develop a working relationship with a creative player on the level of Ozil.
this part, where he's had 3 good goalscoring seasons and only 1 of them with a great creator, is where i can force most of the optimism

>Barcelona planning on bidding €30 million for Bellerin.

>>76966020
>he fucks up 1v1 with the keeper cause everyone is suddenly staring at just him
kek, what kind of nonsense is this?

>>76965942
Foriegn fans eat that snapchat shit up.

https://twitter.com/Lexus7Sanchez/status/883246084767830016
wonder what number they'll give laca if perez is going to stay for most of pre-season

should we actually try in europa lads

>>76967078
im not expecting it

>>76967078
hope so, we can win it EASILY

@MercuryLCFC understand that #AFC have registered their interest in Mahrez and are believed to be willing to pay £35m.

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didn't think much of it at the unveiling but i really like the look of the top here

>>76967367
I like his mild dick print

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>>76967378
gays out

https://twitter.com/BBCRLSport/status/883271579152547840

he's a skinny cunt ain't he

>>76967078
i hope so but the reality is wenger will play a second string team and get knocked out in the group stage or 1st knock out round

>>76967439
Ramadan was during the time he could pig out like other players.

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>>76967454
didn't stop this THICC lad

>ARSENAL GO FOR LEMAR

>Monacoattacking midfielderThomas Lemaris now Arsenal’s number one target, according toSky sources.

>Arsenal have already had a £30million offer rejected and there are reports in France this morning that they have gone back in with a second bid of £40m. Monaco are trying to keep hold of their young stars and will not let Lemar go on the cheap.

just watched some Lemar YT highlights

lets break the transfer record again tbqh

>>76967539
But I want Mahrez

>You now remember us being linked to Turan and some random Belgium striker
What a turn around this window has been.

https://www.arsenal.com/news/mertesacker-lead-arsenal-academy
>We are delighted to announce that club captain Per Mertesacker will become our academy manager in a year’s time.

>For the coming season, he will continue as an important part of our squad while developing his knowledge and understanding of the Academy.

lolwut. that seems a pretty big first role

https://www.arsenal.com/news/mertesacker-lead-arsenal-academy


neat

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>>76967674
i think its pretty cool desu

I fucking love Per

based per

one of the few likeable footballers

>>76967658
>you now remember the shitposts about being snubbed by Le next Henry

>>76967687

This tbqh
Per deserves it, top top lad

>>76967687
i love him too but that's a big responsibility for a novice coach/staff

>>76967674
based!

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>>76967658
You now remember YanMvila, Johan Cabeye, Sergio Aguiere,
Alex Song

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>>76967454
>doing ramadan
>also doing tattoos and whores
Wallah brother

>>76967746
Like all religious followers you pick and choose which parts are 'legit' and easier to follow.

>>76967674
Should have got Arteta into coaching
WENGER OUT

Walcott to Bormuhgethong mark me words lads

>>76967835
arteta wanted to broaden his experience by learning under pep after already being able to observe how wenger works. it was the smartest move for him really

>>76967078
Were going to get embarrassed by Milan
I can feel it

>>76967658
Yeah now you've signed Giroud's backup in the national team for £53m.

LMAO

Walcott has to go
Arse just signed the player he wishes he could be

>>76967895
Walcott would score 40 goals a season in Lelgue 1

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one more year is worth more than whatever city could offer

>keep Alexis for a year and have to let him go for free
lmao
>arse

>>76967895
Walcott isnt bad when he actually plays

Shit off the bench and for some reason he spends most of the season there though

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>>76968044
Last chance to win (E)PL, so he is going all-in

https://player.arsenal.com/video/ozil-why-i-cant-wait-play-lacazette
https://player.arsenal.com/video/walcott-player-lacazette-reminds-me
>He probably reminds me a bit like Defoe to be honest
ffs theo

>>76968111
Kek

Arsènic @Lexus7Sanchez
BREAKING: Monaco have rejected #AFC £40m bid for Lemar.

>>76968111
nice passive aggression there, he must feel threatened

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>>76968212
>Monaco rejected the bid and have set a price of around £80 million for the France forward, 21, who cost around £3.5 million from Caen. He has three years left on his contract.

>>76968326

Smoke screen for Mahrez desu

>>76968338
rather not

>>76967835
Pretty sure they tried to get Arteta something for the younger squads, but he's literally an assistant coach under Pep now, makes sense from his perspective.

How did per manage to be so elite in the cup final after not playing

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from deadline day panic buy to head of the academy
really makes you think

>>76968574
because he's actually very good and playing in a back 3 hides his faults

FUCKING goretzka FUCKING when, lads

Am I still fucking banned?

>>76968822

Never

Is he, dare i say it, Laca new signing?

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>>76968822
going to chelsea la

>>76964079
This is why I won't blames player who wanting to leave because of ambition. Everything's Wenger's faults.
How about Fabregas though? I guess he wanted to leave because of Barca's element and his origin. But why we don't accept Fabregas to join us and make him play alongside Ozil. Rather than skill and flair, leadership is more important recently. Why does it seem Fabregas + Ozil combo can't be done? Wilshire and Ramsey can fuck off and play for Bourne and Wales forever.

El Mercurio | Alexis Sanchez informed #AFC that his decision is to join Man City [via: @ArsenalChile]

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Why are arsenal fans pretending Giroud isn't useless half the time?
Arsenal needed someone who'll stop slowing down the play and actually finish his chances.

>>76969557
Alexis out
Replace with both Mahrez and Lemar and teach them both how to pass and that's a definite step above:
>pass to Alexis
>he runs straight
>loses it
>sulks

>>76969633
don't think anyone wants him to start he's just good as a sub

>>76969633
Because he's a very good second choice striker.

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>>76969633
He's good super sub when defender's legs are tired.

>>76969720
you guys really are a bunch of faggots

Sanchez out

Mahrez and Lemar IN

>>76964079
>“As announced earlier this year I had a meeting with the Boss and Mr. Gazidis after the season. This was a meeting about the club’s future strategy and their policy. Financial terms or a contract have not been discussed, since that is not my priority at all.

>“I personally have had a great season but my goal has been to win trophies with the team and to bring the club back to its glory days.

>“Out of my huge respect for Mr. Wenger, the players and the fans I don’t want to go into any details, but unfortunately in this meeting it has again become clear to me that we in many aspects disagree on the way Arsenal FC should move forward.

>“I’ve thought long and hard about it, but I have decided not to extend my contract. You guys, the fans, have of course the right to disagree with my view and decision and I will always respect your opinions.

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>>76969772
>and I will always respect your opinions.
lel

>>76969659
>>76969699
>>76969720
>good as a sub
>comes on and arsenal stop crossing for some retarded reason
>literally becomes useless as fuck

I'm sick and tired of arsenal trying to cross the ball to sanchez like he's gonna win headers against 6'6 people

>>76969837
Not his fault now is it?

Never knew Per was so popular, not a fan of Germans myself.

the new site is so laggy for me

Alexis = snake

So who's the best choice to replace Sanchez?

We're still buying another striker right? Two strikers on the pitch is the way forward.

>still caring about Arsenal when wenger got a contract extension

Remind me why people are bragging about wenger making an early signing?

Are they forgetting Xhaka last year?

Lol watch him not buy anyone till deadline days like a retard and do nothing about Cazorla

>>76969905
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

At least Ozil is staying.

>>76969943
I swallowed the blue pill, I just can't do it anymore.

>>76969964
>ozil mahrez and lemar actually working to feed a mobile striker

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>>76969837
It's conspiracy against Giroud.

>you now remember that time per did his knee and a sunderland player stole the ball carried on and scored
at least henry had the last laugh

We should just keep Sanchez regardless, he'll be 30 next year so nobody would want him and he will be forced to sign a new contract with us or fade into obscurity.

>>76970073
He plays until 37 in my career mode la

Fuck Manchester United inflating the market, the Lemar bid wouldn't have been rejected before Pogba, Kante went for 30m ffs and he's better than Mahrez too who's now 50m even after playing a terrible season.

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why would he think that's a decent photo

>>76969557
WENGEEEEEEEEEEEER OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>76969557
>his decision

>>76970491
football would still be decent and interesting to watch if Chelsea didn't start the trend of ruining our favorite past time sport for everyone.

>tfw shaking with rage because they offered me 300k a week instead of 400k a week

thought for sure lacazette would be one of those m'vila/remy players that journos always link to the club but wenger's never that arsed about

>>76963651
ozil is almost definitely staying

>>76970667
should unironically sell him to china or sit him in reserves for a year

>>76970667
He was walking his dogs and almost crashed them into a bush when he heard the offer

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>>76970720

Strong post leaf

Gazzetta - #Inter, c'è una pista che porta a #Sanchez. In scadenza con l'Arsenal nel 2018, se si apre spiraglio Suning pronto a intervenire

>>76970906
il delicio

>>76970906

ICARDI
N

https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/883338003753705473

>>76970956
poor fella. life is so unfair

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>>76970956

>tits in the reply

>>76970956
>that first reply

women are demons lads

>>76970970
lucky him he doesn't have to deal with that shite anymore

>>76970956
Nice tits

>>76970956
was a good decision to make this guy the poster boy. He enjoyed his last few months and it helped raise awareness in the purest way. RIP lad, had a lot of character for a kid of his age.

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Any ways you could possibly improve upon this?

>>76971062

Poland for Cech
>ox

>>76971062
bin oxshit for anyone

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btfo

>>76971120
good point
>>76971135
terrible point, he's turned it up this season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K4UsxOlMpI

>>76971164
ox is mid key shit but he's such a top lad

Behead those who insult OX

>Arse youtube just released a video of Sanchez highlights narrated by Ox when both are leaving

why must they torture me so

If lemar wants the move why don't we just give Monaco the money they're asking for t b h not like we can't afford it

>>76971360
They don't want to sell him, that's why they're asking for something stupid like 80 mil
more than anything they want to keep mpabbe and lemar, they don't have the replacements lined up

The thing people keep forgetting about Monaco is that they're a sugar daddy club, money doesn't concern them.

>>76971456
they changed the way they do things though, they haven't spent big sums in a while

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>"Kobe beef is famous and so I really want to eat it after the news conference," he said with a smile.

Had offers from Beijing and choose based Nipland instead. Now we know why.

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>>76971529

I love him so much

>>76971529
per mertesacker's assistant when

>>76971491
I meant that as in they're not desperate for cash.

>>76969837
He scored 6 league goals from the bench. That's being a good sub.

>>76971529
His ex, who is moving with him and their child, didn't like the German schools in China.

>Leicester City manager Craig Shakespeare says the club have received no bids for Riyad Mahrez


hahahah morons that wanted this scrub BTFO

>>76972122
Better than Manlet lemar

Being 5'10" should be the absolute minimum to be allowed outside

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>>76972176
>5'10" should be the absolute minimum to be allowed outside

Yep, it's all good as long as there are no visible shortcomings. Muhrica, fuck yeah!

>>76972259
lmao i bet "anxiety" counts as a mental illness for this. mental health is a fucking joke
therapy is as useful as voodoo

>>76972304

It's that kind of attitude why there are so many school shooters in the USA

>>76972304
It's true. I told a professor that tests make me nervous and I got to keep my dog in my dorm freshman year and got extended time for all exams

>>76972325
its like when a little kid falls and hurts their knee; they look at their parents to see how they should react. If the parent says "OH MY GODDD ARE YOU OKKK???" the kid cries. if the parent says "hey buddy youre ok" they get up and are fine. youre the first parent. "OMGGG SOMETIMES YOURE SADDD OR NERVOUSSSS?? YOU HAVE A CONDITION!!!" just makes it worse

>>76972361
looks like you have it all figured out

>>76972361
I spent years trying to convince my mom I had ADD to get adderall and she wouldn't have it

>>76972402
thanks, enjoy your nanny state

>>76972361
>I'm a 16 year old Amerifat who thinks I know anything about the world

>>76972413
adderall is fun as fuck, i did the same thing

Is this Lemar lad even good?

>>76972466
creative
accurate
fast
young
versatile
so yes

monaco are doing their best to keep him as well

>>76972454
>I'm a 16 year old Eurotrash who thinks I know anything about Americans

>>76972413
>>76972456
Have fun with heart disease at 40 and a higher chance of developing schizophrenia!

>>76972454
>24 year old that took 6 units of psych classes in college
very close though my irish friend

>>76972466
i dont know but lets sign him

>>76972466
very, very good. World class potential, but one of those world class potential players that is very likely to reach that level, unlike Walcott or Iwobi

>>76972503
yeah the side effects are not good, i was an athlete for many years too. my heart is probably fucked

>>76972454
his post smacks of know it all teen

>>76972536
>waahhh wahhh he said something i dont like

>>76972503
I was born with heart disease anon it's fine

>>76972559
but I didn't say any of that

Lemar is class all the way. World class potential.

Monaco are playing hardball with him though. Looking to keep him and Mbappe.

>>76972590
i dont see why they care about either of them. get the big bucks and bring up a different black french youth player from the academy that will be world class after one season, they have an endless supply

>>76972613
Literally how do clubs like Monaco and Southampton do it?

This transfer window makes me uncertain and irritated. Can the preseason come sooner?

>>76972645
i dont know. i dont get how monaco is even a team, have you seen their attendance during games?

>>76972680
money laundering

>>76972645
probably just takes one good scout or one good coach who knows how to get the absolute best out of someone, could be as simple as that

>>76972707
that seems so abstract though

What's more likely, Arsenal keeping Alexis for the last year of his contract, or selling him to Man City?

>>76972765
keeping

>>76972735
if it was something to do with how the entire academy worked, other teams would copy it like for like. Maybe Southampton and Monaco both have scouts with degrees in biology and know which genes to look for, that might indicate that player will have faster recovery times, or maybe they just run different tests with the players, looking at their eyesight, or spatial awareness, just vague things like that that make a difference. Money is clearly not indicative of success, Oxford's academy is 10x what City's is

>>76972827
I remember reading that the early signs of >Martial being world class was him being able to dribble fast in straight line from a very young age

>>76972827
could be club culture or something equally abstract i guess. if they did those tests that could be copied too.
monaco gives more youth players more minutes, so if they let 10 play in the first team and 2 become good it could just be that there is a bigger sample size. the difference is that monaco constantly has GREAT young players which is weird

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Fuck-off u perverted frog, he is mine now, ONLY MINE!!!!!

>>76973012
>that alcoholic red nose
>that bald head
>that zero titles

JUST

Lucas Perez should be starting

>>76973191
for deportivo, yes

>>76970956
>Scroll down a bit
> "Tits out for him"
>literally a naked pic

The fuck is this

>>76972506
6 units for real? Your granny must be real proud man congrats

>>76973496
yeah thats double most students and 6 more than you, fag

>>76969943
THIS

>>76969943
what are you saying about xhaka?

>>76973516
I studied civil engineering instead of wasting my time with faggy "units"

>>76973012
Poop got exposed as the shitter he is already and now he is nothing more than the same chequebook manager as Mouyes and co.

>>76974547
not really

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>>76974547
do you wanna stop m8?

I'm actually kind of sad that Mertesacker is retiring after this season. Glad he's staying at Arsenal though

Will never forget it GOAT FA Cup final performance

>>76970956
must be nice

>>76973444
>australian

shitposting has no bounds

>>76973831
oooo wow i bet youre a well rounded human

>cacazette in the bag
>the Serbian hulk is in the bag (keep in mind that he was selected for the team of the season or whatever)
>lemarr or mahrez one of them is imminent too
Even if the ox leaves , the return of campbell would close that spot on the bench
Over all a 8/10 transfer window

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>>76973831
>civil engineering
have you written your suicide note yet?

friendly reminder that wenger is still manager and will crush all your hopes regardless of transfer

>>76975258
Campbell clearly isn't good enough and needs to go

>>76974751
In a way it is kind of nice for him. He was so emblematic of so many problems for Arsenal, but because of his lengthy absence from the playing field while still positively representing his club coupled with stellar performance in the FA Cup, Mertesacker will be fondly remembered as a player.

>>76975432
>He was so emblematic of so many problems for Arsenal,
No he wasn't.

>have a cheeky nap
>wake up
>no new signings

are you fucking kidding me

BBC Sport@BBCSport
Chelsea have matched Manchester United's offer of about £75m for Everton striker Romelu Lukaku.

>>76975481
He was. Defence always fell apart the moment something went wrong, as someone teammates looked up to he was supposed to prevent that.

Represents the modern Arsenal player perfectly, technically excellent but mentally frail.

>>76975631
buy a new ps4 game la
they have a weeb game sale on

>>76975763
the next ps4 i'm getting is monster hunter next year

when that comes out ppl on arse should get it and add me on psn

Rager is on tonight lads. Jewmaican, Isle of Manbro, frenchbro, and the Islam country guy are welcome to come

AKBs, Australians, and people who rate Ox are not welcome

BYOB but there's a keg

>>76975792
Wenger IN

>>76975792
You're actually a wasteman.

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>>76975778
yeah I wanna get that too but next year is a long way away and desu i hope i'm dead by then

>>76975792
you're a weird lad

>>76975857
we can only hope la, only other game that is coming out i'm mildly interested in is divinity original sin 2 and probably fm18

>>76975927
what about Anthem?

>>76975927
>divinity original sin 2

the PC version on early access is basically finished already

>>76976086
i saw the release date and it says in like september
i'll get it then

>>76976059
dont really like shooting games desu

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>>76976115
>dont really like shooting games desu
>not being excited for Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash

>>76975792
Am i welcome?

>>76976196
looks fucking stupid
girls aren't even hot

>>76976230
why would you even want to be around a guy like that? especially now he has a trip

>>76976274
who is he?

>>76976274
I just want to see if im recognised around here

>>76976299
Are you one of the two swedes who've posted since 2012?

>>76976295
his instagram got found out and a couple of pictures got posted of him, then he started making post like "hi guys, Will here". just attention seeking desu

>>76976299
if you're not the webm guy no one cares

>>76976320
I dont remember when i started here but i make webms

>>76976329
I only remember one being obsessed with Fabregas

>>76976328
fair enough

>>76976342
Could be me i dont remember. I forget everything i post after a few days.

>>76976390
What is tourism like in Sweden?

>>76976428
Norway is infinitely better.

>>76976428
I don't know. I've never been a tourist here. People that visit say they like it. It's a clean country with a lot of islands and water and preserved old buildings since we didn't get flattened by the world wars.

>>76976437
Norway has fjords and fish and nothing else. You can literally go on a cruise (Hurtigrutten) and then you've seen 100% of the good side of norway. They don't even have cities in norway, only fishing villages with shit infrastructure and everything is expensive so they come to us to buy food and drive on our roads to get somewhere in their country

>>76976535
True but the fjords there are GOAT, kayaked in Geiranger years ago and it's still the best thing I've ever done.

Been to Gothenburg but it pissed down the whole time and was pretty shit. Are other cities much different?

>>76976328
is he the one with the sunburn

looks like Lemar would be ours if Monaco would stop being cunts price wise

>>76976777
only cities worth visiting in my opinion are Stockholm, Gothenburg, Gränna and Sundsvall

>>76976839
which city is the blackest?

>>76976856
Birmingham

>>76976879
never been to Birmingham but i doubt they have impressive pawgs

>>76967367
It's a nice top tbqh.

>>76976879
>tfw I actually live in Birms too
based Swedebro

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Tell me one thing Woj did wrong

>>76977080
Threw away the league cup, got sent off every other CL game, had a fag in the toilets.

Still better than Cech and Ospina tho

>>76977080
League Cup and smoking in the toilets. Lad should have just waited till he got home. Really hope he comes back to us though.