Soccer is actually straight and not for faggots. http://de

disgusting brazillian niggers

>>76956874
UMA

>>76956874
macados de merda
kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>not giving handjobs to your mates
Are you gay?

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>7-1
>Uma delicia
>This

Brazilians will literally NEVER recover on this board.

>>76956874

That's true camaraderie m8s

We /lockerroomgeneral/ now

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>>76957033
>a hug

>Sport Clube Caucho

lel

el BrazilANO señores
ajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj

>not jerking your friends off onto your face for banter
Why does everything have to be gay nowadays?

Umh giving your besties a brojob is NOT gay

gauchos, our friendly nabors

>>76956874
I thought Peru was the gay one?

How are you suppost to read your teammates on the field, when you've never even gave them a brojob?

they wouldn't call it a brojob if it was gay. your bros are your friends, not people you are attracted to.

>>76957370
Why would a man ever touch a man's penis unless you're a doctor. Let's call it what it is. Gay.

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how is this news?

Have you guys never masturbated a friend? For real, this time.

>>76956874
This is why the top tier teams do not allow phones and cameras in the locker room. The orgies are meant to be private.

>>76957430
but in all seriousness that is some top tier banter
>>76957440
well duh. but only as a joke

>>76957123
>not giving your besties a reach around after a threesome
Fucking spergs here never had no m8s

Keep your frilly women. A real man wants a guy. A fucking MAN. If I wanted to have sex with a little child's weak body I'd move to Britain.

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>be hue
>get 7'ed
>get souped
>suck a fucking dick

kek

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It's not like they kissed.

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>mfw 3rd worlders think the US will ever come around on divegrass

>>76957440
Yes, but not at the workplace or on camera. Fucking retards.

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>>76957179
There is literally a country in bottom America called You'reagay lol

>>76957949
>amerifags

fucking lol

this is pretty bad, brazil.
not on a hot streak with your sports right now.

>>76957989
>>sarcasm
Ehh, puto.

Why are Brazil so gay?
Is it the jungle weather?

>being this gay

anyone got a link to the video?

after seeing the video, i'm thinking it's just banter

they're laughing

>>76957948

that's not your face when, that's just your face.

>>76958142

You swedes are gay af and the weather there is quite the opposite of Brazil's

>thinking its gay to get a handjob from a friend
its skin on skin, not like he put it in his mouth or ass, fucking virgins

bringing shame on the gentlemans game of futebol

>>76957687

What the fuck is a JO?

monkeys partake in homosexual group sex regularly, too

hmm

Is this what Trump meant by "locker room talk"?

>>76956874
They're not brazilian, they're gauchos

>>76958347
jerk off, i would assume.

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>2917
>being a homophobe

>>76958323
hahaha angry nigger manlet

>>76957060

This pic is unironically sad and depressing.

>>76957545
The ultimate redpill is understanding that sex with women is for faggots.

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>>76958266
found yours

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Leicester city player got a girl hooker but there was a bit of a homo touch as well

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>>76958396
fingers so fat you miss the zero

Just banter, to be honest.

>>76958490
I wanna go to Thailand so fucking bad.

such great banter wanking your mates

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>>76958655
You can get hookers anywhere in the world m8. Unless it's the thrill of not knowing whether she has a penis which interests you

>>76958490
Just a bit of banter

>>76958490

#toplads

Can't a confident straight man wank off his mates without being gay now, huh?

Sounds to me like you're just unsure about your sexuality OP.

>>76958655
you should go somewhere prostitution is actually legal

>>76958490
>have an orgy
>Oh I'll be the camera man
That guy seems quite beta

desu I wouldn't mind giving the guy on the right a handy

>>76958685
>>76958737
But I want some threesomes with a Qt ladyboy and a qt normal thai grill ;/

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>>76956874

>he's never given handjobs to his mates while laughing and calling each other names

OP confirmed for having no friends. Everybody knows that it's not gay if you say no homo

>>76958685
I'd give the guy in the blank dress a handy tbqh

>>76956874
Where can I find the uncensored pics?

>>76958396
cute girl who is she

>>76956874
kek

>>76958799
you can watch the uncesored video in OP's link

>>76956874
I would really liked to get my dick sucked by the guy on the right.

>>76958948
shit I mean left

>>76958422
brilliant response Sven.....

>>76956874
are we pretending that this is not common now

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>>76957687
That top tier sexual fantasy

>>76958490
that lad has a really big dong

Just saw the video. Those dicks were limp. Just banter.

>>76957389
shut up Isenegger

>>76958834
Anon, I...

What are their names? I need to know for research purposes

>>76958490
>Eifel Fucking Tower

how insecure do you have to be to consider this gay? slapping butts with towels, cheeky handjob etc are a part of the locker room culture you fucking betas.

>>76959474

>Össis

The russkies really fucked you guys up.

>>76957687
>>76958347
JO is mutual masturbation with another man. Maybe a handjob but nothing gay.

>>76960224

No shit. I put ads on Craigslist all the time for mutual JO shit but I make sure to specify no queers. It's not gay that way.

>>76960250
totally not gay

>>76960295

What's gay about two straight bros jerking each other to completion? When you jerk off it's a guy touching your cock so does that make you gay?

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>players flop all over during matches

wow this shit is gay

>"no it's not you're just dumb!"

>players literally jerk each other off in locker room

wow dude seriously soccer is confirmed for faggots

>"dude there's nothing gay about jerking dudes off god!"

why is sex a "scandal"?

>>76956874
what's the issue here? handjobs are a very common practice between young healthy athletes...

>>76956874
To make it funnier they are from a state that is stereotyped as gay in br jokes.

>>76960883
>he doesn't jerk off his best friend every once in a while
Why are Burgers so prude?

>>76960883
go have a gay experience, it will make you realize a lot of thing

>>76958799
jesus christ no wonder your woman aren't reproducing

>>76958490
>implying having a girl hold you from behind, slithering her tongue into your asshole while she reaches around and jerks you off isn't 100% straight and hot as fuck

It was just hazing bro nothing gay about it

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>>76961449
Solid advice.

>>76961425
>stereotyped
They're literally gays. The state with most HIV infected "people".

>>76957430
>deadspin
>news

>>76956874
>a brown man giving handjobs to both a black man and a white man
That is as brazilian as it comes.

>>76958490

Oh that's how you have fun lad.

>>76961673
Breh, you have one about the dude sucking a trap cock or what and saying it not gay?

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>>76961783

>>76961603
>girl
That happened in Thailand

>>76961824
>>76961673
both are hot.

We used to do shit like this all the time at Uni. Whip each other with towels, masturbate into guys shampoo/body lotion, suck each other off, slap each other on the asscheeks when getting changed.

It's just part of the banter and fun. It doesn't make you gay. The gay ones are the ones that get uncomfortable and insecure about it.

Just lads banter.

>all these butthurt americans because they never had a mate jerk them off
kek, why are you so jealous?

we had this one dude on the team who could suck a mean dick. like he was incredibly skilled, it's indescribable

after every game, he would choose someones dick to suck (most people volunteered because he was so good at it) and everyone threw in a dollar. if the person getting the bj could last one minute without cumming, he got all the money. if not, BJ Jamal got the money.

no one ever survived a minute with BJ Jamal

>>76961874
This so much, also it can't be gay unless all participants are gay. And if there is an even number of gay people, it cancels out the gayness.

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>>76961824
BASED

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>>76961899
Our guy was called Alex and he was half german, half american. Wondering what he's doing now....

I had this guy in middle school who would do the handjobs and sometimes he'd suck cocks (he didn't suck mine because he said my dick was too small) after footy. Turned out he became gay years later. Is having the regret of not having my dick sucked by him a gay thought?

>>76957060
They just locked their keys inside of him and couldn't afford a locksmith.

>>76962041
Maybe. It doesn't matter, anon. We all have those faggot-ish desires.

>>76962133
Remember that thread with the fag guys on swim suits? I'd kiss the cute one on the right. On his lips.

>>76962041
>years later

>>76962133
>>76962157
Shit, I mean, right, the one with the tan skin.

>>76961603
I think he was talking about the hj+bj later on in the webm.

>>76962157
>>76962168
Got that pic? I haven't seen that thread.

>>76962228
>>76943089

>>76961673
What a fucking blunder.

>>76961899
letting your dick be sucked by a man is gayer than the gay himself

>>76956874
those brazilians got invited to the Vatican

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>>76962440
Get some friends

>>76962483
It's not gay if it's your best friend

>Non-American /sp/

Why am I not surprised?

>>76957060
this story was a lot about nothing. the charges got dropped in the end.

What happened was there was locker room hazing going on. there was a group of white male players who were whipping the asses of a mixed group of freshmen players with a coathanger.

Yes, black and white players got spanked (not even bare ass) with a coat hanger. That resulted in this sensationalist news headline. There was no rape, no specific targeting of the mentally ill, and it wasn't a white on black crime.

>>76958490
quick reminder that this was the video that started lestah city's 5000-1 title run

so... is anyone going to post the uncensored video???

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I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.....

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lmfao what the fuck is this degeneracy?
why is all of /sp/ liberal faggots now?

All you guys in this thread are faggots