eternal /trb/ - Australia a meme edition

first for daniel a meme

2nd for you're in the worst hemisphere

4st for

SEBA
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>>76949488
Looking forward to losing in playoffs again?

>>76949488
>it's a MF is back episode
hi m'bro how you doing

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>Messi is 30

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Lads where is player registration in FM17? This >user db makes me register players for some competition (must respond, can't hit continue if I don't) but I can't reach the registration spreadsheet.

>>76949982
Should be there

I had to use the ingame editor to be able to register players properly on an actual SI league in asia because it was all fucked up

If all else fails you can try holidaying and seeing if the AI registers everyone

>>76950035
yeah holidaying was what I was thinking of, thanks la.

>managing England
>literally being told to call up Championship players

This is grim.

>>76951716
Some gems there la

Anyone here try the youth academy challenge?

"The Aim
To win your chosen countries' top division and win the Champions League with a previously unplayable club using only your academy as a way of acquiring new players."

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>>76951749

They (>we) won the 2022 WC, the 2024 Euros and the subsequent Confed Cup. Now I'm starting this shitter at RB and my GK can't even get in the Middlesbrough squad. Though they are Champions League tier atm.

This save is getting upsetting.

>>76951947
>previously unplayable club

what does that mean?

Just saw baby driver, lads
Where were you when they made a movie about me, of all people

>>76951947
Playing 100% academy players is pretty tedious.

>>76951992
Probably that you holiday a year at the start of the game and pick one of the clubs that got promoted to lowest playable division.

>>76952076
That sounds like torture

>sign 5 year contract
>throw a hissy fit half a year later for not being allowed to leave

genius

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>>76951968
>those colors

>start custom club
>take a few wonderkids
>bring it from Ligue 2 to Ligue 1
>of course they all want to go in the first /trans/ window, lured by the sirens of Euromonsters
>auto "say no" to all transfer demands to stop the harrassment
>space, F4
>"Dan-Axel Zagadou (my player) has signed with Chelsea"
>wtf
>president said 1,5m was too much an offer to refuse
>insta-buy the editor out of spite
>transfer Zagadou back at home
How do I stop president to negocy transfers? I don't want to cheat

>>76953420
If you want to play fair nothing you can do. If you want to cheese you can set their asking price to something low like 1000. The AI is dumb and will never offer anything more than that and the president wont sell for that cheap.

>>76953433
>If you want to cheese you can set their asking price to something low like 1000. The AI is dumb and will never offer anything more than that and the president wont sell for that cheap.
Seems crazy enough to work. Will try

>>76953467
It works in FM16 and earlier. Not sure if they fixed it for 17, probably not.

>>76953420
>I don't want to cheat
you already did

>>76953492
I want to cheat as least as possible. I'm not gonna transfer other players or give me money, change abilities, etc.
If it was real life I would have been aware of president being stupid and doing stupid stuff
The game here gives no option to say anything to president face, president just sells the player, and there is nothing you can do.
Not fair.

>>76953532
you now remember this is a game and not real life

>>76953379

Raised on Fifa, la'. I can't help it.

>wriggles the right thumb stick

>>76953643
Understandable, just painful to look at in .jpg really

>that time everyone used the Fahrenheit skin

>>76951947
Currently doing it with Ajax as my first save of fm17. Not really a challenge, but needed something to ease me into the game again.

Might just change it to club trained, which would save me some time.

>>76953765
I have never done a Netherlands save. Is it a comfy leeg?

>>76953800
The comfiest. No work permits, no squad rules, I think...

>>76951947
I guess this is called the dafuge challenge, rather than the youth academy challenge, as a youth challenge gives you leeway enough to choose clubs that aren't necessarily unplayable at the start. I have only tried the academy challenge from League Two, but gave up after getting raped in Premier League in my first season there, and partly because a bug in the beta caused my stadium capacity to be only 250 seats.

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really made me think

>fall asleep mid match
>have a dream about Anthony Fantano
>Win 6-0

Praise Melon.

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HE NEED SOME MILK

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can she beat on me

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-40519230
>Eight people - including seven children - have died in a stampede ahead of a football match in Malawi, police say.

>The stampede reportedly happened as thousands of people tried to find seats ahead of a friendly between top sides Nyasa Big Bullets and Silver Strikers.

Not enough kwacha to help these poor souls

>>76956128
>divashit
please go

>>76956128
>>>/asp/

>>76956242
>divas
Maybe ur too busy appeasing trump to have paid attention to the women's resolution, polack

>>76954394
next level memeing here

>>76956279
Seriously I'll never understand you waifufags

at least for regens it's understandable

>>76953420
There's not much you can do. Renew contracts at the end of the season. It generally will deter interest in transfer... for a window or two. If you increase their wages it will also increase their value.

>>76956337
Also, >>76953433 generally works unless you have an extreme doormat of a president, which should be rare enough.

>>76956331
That's bc you've never seen her in action

>>76956277
Hi butters

>>76956405
She's shit and you only like her because of her ass

>>76956459
Best promo in the whole division right now

>>76956477
That's like saying she's the least retarded in special ed class

Is there a 32bit crack out there? Is that steampunks torrent 64bit only?

>>76956487
You compare in the context. Yeah she's not Io Shirai but no one on smackdown or raw is close. She's perfectly good in the ring, good ring and character psychology where all her moves mirror her persona, and she's absolutely great on the mic

did we talk about this yet?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWL51Quh4ul/

>>76956637
>Honda
>Retirement league
Seems about right. I only remember him due to the amount of times he's been featured on Winning Eleven promo material.

>>76956637
He'll join this team but when I try to sign him on FM my reps too low. T-thanks Miles.

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THE HIGHEST HONOUR IN WORLD FOOTBALL

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>>76956772
>Don't get outclassed in the Nations League

>>76956772
good lord

>Waxtep
>Shit Johnstone

>>76956772
hit me up when you start streaming senpai

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40519105
Nice

>>76957101
>ice cream sponsor

neat

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>>76957101
Not bad.

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It begins..

>>76957347
FM's Man Utd seems to be able to buy any player they want unless >Brexit.

>>76957347
RIP

New patch, whats hapening?

>>76957488
>http://www.fmscout.com/a-fm17-update-17.3.2.html
Quality fix. Surely this will improve the experience several times. Thank you from the bottom of my heart SI.

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>>76957511
>in game Twitter
Literally shaking

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>>76957511

>>76957511
i hate miles

>>76957511
Meanwhile Gibraltar still has the decades old tv bug, squad registration is broken in several asian leagues and the drag and drop bug still exists (also a decade old)

>>76957586
And player faces change dramatically within hours of tribbling, and the half-space issue between the CMs/DMs and WMs, and Half-Backs don't work with full backs, and AI doesn't know that when you say no to a transfer it means no (while they don't bother when another AI club says no), etc...

ctrl+shift+r

https://sortitoutsi.net/downloads/view/30296/switzerland-down-to-tier-7

so tempted

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>tfw your best man of the season is a Treq
Feels good I suppose

What's a really good beginner's nation to play so that i can learn the game
Like a club that's big, but not big enough to where I can just braindead win everything.
Maybe Lazio?

>>76958089
Anything really mid-table without continental expectations (be it EL or CL) in the top 5 countries. French Ligue 2 is rather comfy too, the teams aren't so good that you'll get manhandled all the time but the players aren't so shit that you'll get atrocious football either.

>>76958119
any personal ligue 2 recommendation, my french friend?

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/40475664
nice straw grasping

>>76958089
Olympique Lyonnais
Leverkusen
Everton
Sevilla
A.C. Milan

Or my personal favorite
>Nottingham Forest

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>>76958148
If you want a rather easy run, Strasbourg works. They have good youth facilities and especially rabid fans. Le Havre should have good facilities too but without the rabid fans; perhaps the Murrican owner will give you some cash too.

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>>76957858
wew

>>76958300
Enjoy loading times.

>>76958513
>not disabling the tiers after promoting past them

>have a good player
>sell him because he has a goatee

is this okay?

>>76958589
You'll still have to deal with them for a while.

>>76958513
>>76958589
>>76958666
It's more related to the mass of players than the leagues, so it's not too important. However, it obviously gets slower and slower as seasons go by.

>the foreign clubs in switzerland aren't set up to have foreign regens in this db

Fuck, gonna just have to go with the silliest name

>>76958806
The liechtensteiners should be if you want the stupidest challenge save imaginable

>>76958819
Then he would only play EL and that would be a stupid challenge.

http://hnkcroatia.ch/

tfw they're swiss in game and don't have that kit

>>76958999
Can't you qualify for CL by winning EL?

>>76959027
No because Lichenstein are too tight to pay for it so they have no domestic league and one continental spot for winning their cup

>>76959027
Not in Lichtenstein apparently. And it would be tedious either way since you would've to chain CL wins to play it or you're back tot he EL. Which is why I wonder why they don't just fully integrate in the Swiss system and be done with it, but I've wondered so in the previous thread or something.

>>76956925
sorry my friend my little brother wanted to play PUBG with me so i played with him all evening

will stream tomorrow, had a slightly busier day today than i expected

looking forward to playing desu i was enjoying the willytown penises

>>76959038
Since no Lichenstein club is good enough to qualify for CL or even EL through normal means it's better for them to have their own system. If any of them actually gets good they'll probably try to be able to represent Switzerland in UEFA competitions.

>>76959165
That's basically a snowflake treatment. There isn't even a league system there.

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what did my goalkeeper mean by this?

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>>76959361
>Korea
>Those squad rules
End my life.

>>76959391
Standard Asian rules.

>>76959391
3 subs + GK if injured is the only rule I'd like to see in more leagues.

>>76959361
kek, actually laughed out loud.

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>celtic

we did it lads. gers on top

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>>76959401
I know. Outside of Thailand, I don't think there's an Asian league with rather sensible squad/match rules.

>>76959447
Hong Kong and Indian Super League.

>>76959441
now go lose to Luxembourg
>>76959447
Hong Kong had decent rules in FM12
was hard as fuck choosing which foreigners to leave out during Conf Cup matches

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>>76959462
>>76959447
>11 and 8 team leagues
Welcome to Eastern Eur- I mean, South Asia.

>>76959553
If you think that's few teams check out St Pierre & Miguelon.

Lads, there's just been a hillsborough at the Big Bullets game. How many kwacha do we need to donate for the families?

>>76959592
>The stampede happened as thousands of people rushed for seats ahead of a friendly between top sides Nyasa Big Bullets and Silver Strikers.
>friendly
ffs at least with the scousers it was a relevant match

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>>76959573
No I'm fine thank you. UEFA imposes a limit of 8 teams in the top division for the league to be recognized. Notable exception is Lichtenstein and I believe this year's Armanian league also has an exception.

what's a good striker combination for a 3-5-2?

>>76959680
IF and IF

>>76959680
Depends how you plan to bring the ball forward and what your strikers are good at.

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Literally can't remember the last time this happened. I'm the king of the hill, the cock of the roost, I've made the Serie A my own personal plain of Oblivion ffs. I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Not sure if he's still considered cheese (looks average) but I got him on a free.

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I had never seen a player elbow someone else during a match. Stupid fouls, professional tackles De Jong or Van Bommel would be proud of, sure. but an elbow? That's an all-time low. Fuck you Medina, I was trying tactics and now it's fucking pointless.

>>76959885
Too old.

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This window looks like it's gonna be the most important in the near future. Paid 3.5m for this one.

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>>76959908
>Professional tackle
>That commentary
It's Mourinho, I don't think he'll mind that much.

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>>76959908
I really only signed him because I needed someone to jump in when necessary and not make a complete ass of himself. Last season my team was so plagued with injuries at the end I had to play a 16y/o midfielder.

Also forgot WC is on.

>>76960162
>moors vs moors after moors v2 and moors black edition beaten
>fags and antifags beaten by the mighty Germanics
>Wales
>England loses on pens

>>76960162
Denmark rediscovers the flow of '92 and win

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>>76960282
Not this time.
Honestly this looks like the most bland WC I could imagine, just missing Brazil (they finished 3rd in their group behind Wales and Asspain)

>>76960306
>le dark horse maymay coming into fruition
>denmark out on pens
reload

>Kosava Zurich in the db
>they produce Albanian regens

lol

>>76960162
I meant too old to be a cheese.

>>76960388
About cheese, I also got a 21y/o Alberto Cerri for 800k because he was transfer listed. Though he's nothing special. I just needed a TM and he was the one that fit the role well.

>>76960430
Could've gotten Jorgen Strand Larsen for cheaper, same random potential so he could be better... or worse. However, some of his Attributes are fixed already so he's at the very lease somewhat decent.

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>>76960464
>>76960430
Mine is a good specimen.

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>>76960464
>>76960482
He's nice, though apparently not in my database. So I had to settle for this poor Italian. Then again I mostly signed him as a sub for when my main TM is injuried/out of form.

>>76960512
Should've loaded Scandinavian players and staff m18. Not too late.

>>76959361
HAHAHA

is that what happens when you play 60% match sharpness players?

>>76960525
No, happens all the time with keepers. However, Miles was adamant that the GK AI was improved in FM 17.

>>76960542
>improved
My ass, it's pretty much the same/worse, just with a bit more fluid animations

>>76960519
My game is already running fairly slowly because my pc is shit, not gonna risk it. Thanks though

>>76959361
laughed out loud. I expected him to just drop the ball and do nothing and concede. kek

>>76959361
I have seen the "throw the ball just behind yourself, and top it with something even weirder" routine quite a few times. At first it was funny, now I lie somewhere between anger and disappointment.

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Fucking yawn

>>76960605
The biannual EUROs are brought to you by SI.

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>>76960625
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BORING

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In other news, Arsenal just offered me a job interview. I wonder if they have me confused with someone else.

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Found my cool cats to play as

>>76960710
You can't do any worse than the current guy, surely.

Does anyone know how to be able to view the matches of the team my player is out on loan at? Match reports doesn't work.

>>76960755
You have to click on them on the schedule to arrange your manager watching them

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>>76960668
We're simply too bloody good.

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Nice facepack.

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cant simmer le Zimmer

>>76960787
>not signing MissingNo

>>76960762


psst, thx 4 the tip about cm(a)'s.

>>76960733
Do you mean the Arsene Wenger that won the PL in 2017 and 18, then went on to win the European international league with France in 2019, then lost in the bronze final to Mexico with Spain in the 2022 World Cup, or the recently sacked Carlo Ancelotti who won them the Community shield in 2018, the champions cup, the super cup, and the Club World Championship in 2021?

>>76960787
This is, almost unironically, how bad newgens will look in FM18.

>>76960828
No problem mate

>>76960787
i-is that MissingNo.? Fuark bro, I'd sign him up.

Also lads, I only have a 500GB SSD in my PC right now, and I only have a 1TB external drive which is slow as fuck and already filled (I always have to delete old shit to put new shit on). It needs external power, so pluging it in is always really fucking cumbersome and moving big files takes a shitload of time. Would you spend some money on an additional HDD, and if so, how big should I go? 1TB has lasted me for the longest time, so I think that 2TB should be more than enough for now, right? If I should need more space I can just buy more later on, but I doubt I'll ever really NEED more than 2.5TB for as long as this PC will be used.

>>76960820
>Stealing my joke
I know that you posted it first, but come on now. I clearly thought of it first, I just posted later because I also wanted to blogpost. I clearly was the first one to think of this clever joke.

>>76960870
Just get a decent size USB 3.0 external hard drive.
Personally I've got a small SSD I can use to keep my important shit working fast and backing the rest up externally is cheap as fuck.

>>76960870
>>76960884
>not Mango I swear
this is exactly the sort of shit he'd do, but I guess this is what passes for funny in the autistic efficiency machine of Germany

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>>76960870
Did you buy a case so cheap that you can't plug in two or more drives in it? Gonna make your life way simpler. Also, put any storage folders (Documents, Images, Music, Videos) on your HDD.

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>>76960923
Okay, but why? External hard drives are so cumbersome imo. Even if I bought a USB 3.0 one that didn't need any external power, it would still mean that I constantly have to plug it in and out and shit whenever I want to use it, and it should still be extremely slow compared to regular SATA drives.
I mean, I don't need a portable drive (I already have one, I have big thumb drives, etc), I'd much rather have it in my PC so that its always on and ready to use.

>>76960940
lel no, I can fit about a dozen drives into my PC. I just wonder whether it's truly worth the money or not. I mean, I still have a lot of disk space left, disk space becomes more of an issue when I download more and more games that I don't play and forget to delete games that I've finished, or when I download new series or some shit and I'm too lazy to move them to my external drive.

I kinda have liquidity problems right now, I have 300€ on my spendings account but I took those 300€ from my savings/emergencies account, and I'd rather fill the latter back up as fast as possible. But I'll get paid come september, and I'll be able to even my balances again soon, so I wonder whether I should just buy a hard drive now rather than delaying it until september.

>>76960929
Wasn't Mango German (ethnically)? I'm not him.

have 75m in the bank and a 15k capacity stadium

in the CL so i'm sure the board will say yes to a new stadium

also have 60m transfer budget to spend... is it worth asking the board for a new stadium now? or should i wait a few years until i have the champions league a few times before i ask?

>>76961061
Be honest, do you even fill your stadium

>>76961021
Unless you're incredibly cheap (which you already have demonstrated), or buying for a laptop that isn't meant to be full EVER, when you decide to get an SSD it's mandatory to think about:
1) Adding a second drive for storage and backups;
2) Buy a bigger SSD for the price that a SSD and a HDD would've costed.

What's more striking to me is that you didn't bother considering any of it in your quest to spend less money. Which brings me to say (yet again) that there's being "cheap" and being "cheap". If you don't have storage issues then you can as well wait unless there's a good deal somewhere, because if you had actually considered it you would have bought it from the beginning.

>>76961061
Are you worrying about whether they are going to say yes or no, if it is going to take away too much of your money, or if it is going to be too small?

>>76961068
100% capacity every game

>>76961093
fuckers said no anyway

>>76961119
>classic mitch
try upping your Determination next save

>>76961086
Dude, the SSD is two years old and I've been using it without any additional hard drives and it was fine. Hence, I decided to not buy an additional hard drive for now to save some money. I should probably wait for a sale or something and buy when I get something cheap

>>76961021
Generally cheaper and assuming you're not using the stuff on external too often then its worth the saving for some minor inconvenience when you do need to use it. Of course if the stuff you're sticking on there will need to be used more frequently then yeah its probably worth going with a SATA drive for additional speed and reliability.
I also like the externals just because I don't want a non-SSD kicking out additional heat to contribute to fucking up my graphics card or processor but thats really a marginal concern.

>>76961119
In that case, you could wait till you are a club legend.

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>>76961134
i have 20 det in game senpai

>>76961143
i am the singular club legend

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>>76961162
>i have 20 det

>>76961139
>Dude, the SSD is two years old
Ain't changing my tune. Always make backups. Always. I don't care if you're poor or scavenging it from Indians working for Microsoft's hotline, always have a HDD for backups.

>>76961176
>backups
that's the stupidest shit ever. I already have my important files in a cloud storage, and can access it from three different PCs/Laptops. What's the point given that I don't have anything of importance on any of my pcs, I'll definitely not do backups because that shit is way too autistic/annoying/cumbersome. I'd much rather live with the fact that I might lose my shitty FM save in case my SSD gives up.

The one and only time an HDD failed on me, I first went to great lengths to get the HDD to work so that I can backup important data. Once I actually started backuping my stuff, I realized that I have nothing worth saving except for savegames.

>>76961142
The one thing with regular HDDs that I'm wary of is noise, not heat (the fuck). HDDs are audible, my PC generally isnt. But then again, perhaps it wouldnt be that bad if my PC made SOME noise so that I can tell whether its on or not.

>>76961210
>I already have my important files in a cloud storage
It's also called a backup; not sure why you go on an autistic rant to say that cloud storage and more immediate backup to a HDD aren't the same thing. They are.
>I'll definitely not do backups because that shit is way too autistic/annoying/cumbersome
Funny how the File History does exactly this for you in the background.

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international duty is likke
>They're your problem now

>>76961296
you're quoting the NT managers when your players come back injured?

>http://deadspin.com/brazilian-soccer-club-rocked-by-locker-room-double-hand-1796682838/amp

When are they going to add this feature to FM?

>>76961529
>HUEland
It would need to be its very own piece of software 2bh.

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>>76961529

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>>76961322

Is there any place for an old defender with excellent mental and technical but poor physical?

>>76961825
Yes. A place on the bench while he tutors his replacements then a place on the transfer list.

>http://theotherpremierleague.walesonline.co.uk/index.html

suddenly i want to start a save in wales

>>76961844
Actually, TJ "Henry" Yoshi, the best place for an old defender is on the pitch

>>76961825
A level or two below Premier League. Slow defenders doesn't seem to work that well on FM.

>>76961825
There's Tutoring. They'll get muscled out on aerial challenges, not quick enough to benefit from their (Supposedly) great Anticipation, easy to shake off when they challenge for the ball... Defenders can perform while older, but if they're Riquelme-slow forget it.

>>76961862
was all fine and well until the >very white place bit
>m-muh jamaicans
>m-muh female physios smashing the patriarchy

>>76961862
>http://theotherpremierleague.walesonline.co.uk/index.html#a-very-white-place-88974

Near the end there's an audio from a HT team talk when they were 2-0 down. That's how I like to imagine happens when I say anything "Agressively".

>>76962081
they're all sleep with gabby

>>76962084
I guess Daniel and butters would be allowed to complain to the ref

>>76962155
I thought Burter disliked Barça.

>>76962084
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TNhS81w4bM

>>76962145

>tfw the physio makes you have nap time

>>76962191
logical consequence of "you're not allowed to complain to the ref if you're 6 foot tall"

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>>76962298
You've got to blame it on someone.

>>76962324
Klopp even complained about the quality of English bread, the madman.

>>76962721

Bread's pretty shit, to be fair.

>>76962867
It was one of the things that annoyed me the most when I lived there.

>>76962896

I just meant in general, desu.

I do like a pretzel though.

>>76959913
This cunt looks like a fucking serial rapist. With that hairline plus his Work Rate and Determination stats it's almost certain

>>76959913
>that receding hair line at 18
don't forget, it can happen to anyone lads

>>76963471
People with a sense of dignity will commit suicide before it reaches that stage.

>>76963471
>tfw have my dad's hairline
>tfw it's not awful

>page 23

Remember to post on /trb/

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traitorous cunt

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he's italian alright

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You can't consider yourself a manager until you've won the Zambian supercup tBh

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>>76964575
please sign him

How are CM BWMs in 17?

>>76966409
Card collectors imo

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>tfw I can run two instances of the Editor with Sandboxie
Time to bring my autism forth yet again.

>>76966544
Nothing short of what they usually are then.

>>76964575
Tendency to shrug after committing a foul: 19-20.

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Damn, I almost murderballed myself a point here

>>76966700
>Fouls: 17
Should've used 6 BWMs.

>>76966700
>murderball
>only one yellow card
>no opposition players injured

>want to buy a 16y/o regen gk
>already wants backup status and not hot prospect
lol

>>76967521
>See they want Key Player status in pre contract negotiations
>Scroll through the squad status
>They're "Extremely Interested" of being a backup player
Reminds me of the Logic Chess sequences in Ace Attorney Investigations 2. But in a bad way.

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good thing those paychecks arrived on time

>>76967706
Forget it, Manure's incredibly strong in FM... notably because Mourinho doesn't take random dislikes of players like he does IRL. Press the MCs at all times and tackle them hard, tight mark the AMC and the ST (no hard tackling on the ST because >penulties) and break the ankles of the AMC, tackle hard and shove >wengers and FBs on weaker foot but don't mark them tight or close down at all times because they're always fucking fast.

>>76967749
It worked out well in the end. I was saved by the Bela, as they say.

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>>76967843
>>76967749
Remember the picture, you moron

>>76962084
>>76962191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5VgIazj15E

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>>76966409
They're decent

>>76967521
>>76967569
>literally giving a single fuck about what status they want
give them whatever is best for you in the contract talks, then adjust their contract status the second they sign.
3D chess.

>>76968258
Unless the agent literally doesn't care and won't go below backup. Already had the talks broken down twice because of it

>>76968278
Just give him what he wants, let him sign, then turn him back into a hot prospect. Do you have a moral code or something? Players and their agents are borderline thiefs, cunts, and idiots. Negotiating in good faith with them is for fools.

>>76968258
They're always satisfied with less, I go as low as possible and stick with it.

>promoted from 4th division to 3rd division
>have to hold onto all of my 4th division players except two because they all wanted at least on 2 years on their contracts
this is not a problem because they're fine players, good enough to stay in the third at least. problem is now:
>all my players earn up to 60k a year
>players that would strengthen my squad cost 100k a year or more
>I could afford two of that kind of player but I don't want to because I feel that that would fuck me in the contract discussions next year when I have to renew or replace ~15 players

what do you think, should I sign ~2 great players now? or should I not raise the max wage I'm willing to pay so that I can lowball my players next year?

>>76968435
Depends how much money you'd get next year, how fast you want to promote and if the two "great players" are indeed good enough to have a special status.

I never would trust a player or even two to carry the team personally.

>>76968475
The players I could get are not that great/special, and I wouldnt mind waiting for a year before I get promoted. Also, I just found out that the board wont allow me to offer more than 60k anyway, even if I beg.

>>76968497
Loan in equivalent players.

>>76964575
http://sport.bt.com/video/lasagna-toasts-goal-against-inter-by-treating-team-tolasagne-91364037353205

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Does this little boy look promising?

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3 youth intakes so far, in 3 intakes top player is a GK, how do I change that

>>76969669
>Evenly distributed attributes
I've seen that so many fucking times during my saves, must be a bug of some sort.

>>76969707
reload lol

>>76969669
just check his CA and PA in FMRTE

>>76969713
not really a bug, just the way SI """randomizes""" stats. I tested this extensively once when I edited player CA and stat distributions in the editor before starting a save. The idea was to get an understanding for which attribute level is "good", so I found out the starting team CA level of CL-RO16 teams (it was 130 and higher, IIRC), so I started a save with 20 players that all had 130 CA and fully randomized stats. Turns out that players with 130 CA usually have a 9 in their worse but relevant attributes, 12 in their low key-tier attributes, 14 in their stronger attributes and 17 in the things they excel at. The other attribute levels were comparatively rarer, and I reloaded many times to see what kind of stat distributions I'd get, there were always local maxima like this.

Hence, I think that this is not really a bug but rather the way FM handles a players' attributes - the stats are somewhat evenly distributed around a certain value, and there is a tiering system - one "low" tier, one "decent" tier, one "good" tier, and one "great" tier. How high this attribute is probably depends on the players overall CA or something.

>>76969965
Pretty much just like how in an empty db, all players seem to have around 115 CA no matter which top division club they play for.

Do regens ever get the "Player would bring in x amount in merchandise revenue" thing? I haven't seen it since the likes of CR7 and Messi got old.

>>76970183
Perhaps popular Asian or American players could fit the bill.

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>>76970183
I've had a japanese giant centre back bring in £1.5m in merchandising revenue before

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Hmmm...

I have a problem:

I downloaded additional leagues for germany, played for 2 hours in my save and then figured out that loading 1 day will take like legit 3 minutes (normally takes 10-50 seconds).

When I remove some leagues it doesn't seem like the loading speed is increasing, does anyone know a fix?

>>76970494
I thought you were going to stream today?

>>76970759
his mum grounded him

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>>76970771
imagine being 20+ years old and living with your mom, haha

>>76970221
>>76970494

I guess having a team of boring old Euros is the problem.

Yeah, I just scouted a South Korean who plays for Barcelona and he'd bring in 3.7 mil.

>>76970759
i am gonna stream today

gotta walk my dog then i will be live my man

>>76970787
please stop the bully i am poor

>>76970787

>she didn't leave when you were a kid and now it's just you and your dad being autistic together

LAME!

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Mwape > Mbappe

>>76970844
>Bornwell

Why do Africans have such weird names?

>>76970787
Have you seen the price of rent in the UK?

>>76970787
There is literally nothing wrong with that ok? You know how much gear I can afford when my mom pays for rent and food?

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>>76970869
what do you mean?

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>>76970869
>Why do Africans have such weird names?
because we really fucked them up with the empire lol
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8518420.stm

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>>76970899
>Were
Was*

honorable mention to Kermit Erasmus

>>76970697
You will have to wait until the end of the league's season to end before it disappears. You can check the date on the in-game add/remove leagues menu under the FM tab.

>Swansea have signed the 16 year old half-brother of Eidur Gudjohnsen
This feels like Macca and MF teaming up

>>76971048
Ok I guess I will just restart then, thanks.

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>>76971038
Imagine being the Smaller Mboyo.

>>76970869
He was born without any problems, which is rare in Africa. That's why he is Bornwell.

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Whom remember

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>>76970787
h-haha y-yeah!

Is there a reason that putting new logos into a folder disables the clubs already in it

If I add a whole three logos for swiss lower tier clubs all the logos for the top clubs vanish from the game

>>76971247
Did you properly add their id to the .xml file?

live lads

>>76971247
Could it have something to do with an *.ini file conflict? I think there is some kind of software on a few fm websites that sorts this out.

>>76970787
>19 and a half
I have time, right guys??

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>>76970787
>imagine being 20+ years old and living with your mom, haha

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Do u make bets based on this game simulations ?

Speaking of streams

Twitch/Saddummy

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>>76971362
>Playing as Juve
>Automatic

At least she's cute

>>76971407
That's a man

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>still 4th seed in CL
>get Real, PSG and Olympiakos

>>76971407
>she

>>76971362
>streaming at the same time as the CSGO major
lel get 0 views kiddo

>>76971422
>>76971441
>Every girl is just a guy pretending to be a girl

I want this meme to end

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>>76971422
>>76971441
>

Seriously though, almost 4000 viewers? What's wrong with Koreans

>>76971541
You started that meme with crossdressing and making trans "people" accepted into society

>>76971541
Not every girl.
Just every androgynous looking asian playing videogames.

>>76971580
Ever seen professional League of Legends?

Koreans have severe autism when it comes to PC games.

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Rate my best player :3

>>76971618
rot-in-hell/10

>>76971607
That's true.

>all those Higuain offsides

It's too real.

>>76971583

Trans people aren't crossdressers though, autist.

>>76971407
Wake me up when she removes all those question marks and stops making those weird noises.

>>76971658
That's why I said "and", since both are degenerate.

>>76971693

>degenerate

Why do people insist on using words they don't know the meaning of?

>>76971618
I have them better in Zambia /10

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>>76971649
>Important Matches: 12
>Pressure: 12
>SI quality™

>>76971764
>Balance: -

lol there's nobody who can play on the right side of midfield in the whole club and there's only two CM's so I can't go central heavy

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>the fucking state of PSG
what the fuck

note: they spent 126m on De Bruyne this transfer window

>>76971784

I converted (ruined) two strikers by turning them into IFs, it only takes like, fifty matches too.

>>76971775
>Off The Ball
>Acceleration
The dude accelerated like Giroud. I wonder how he can get away with even average Important Matches or Pressure attributes considering how much he's been flopping in finals and the likes, and that he was driven out of Madrid in favour of Eczema for this very specific reason: shit on big stages.

>>76971764

Imagine being Paulo Dybala and having to be all "damn Higuain, you fine".

>>76971827
It's alright it's amateur level, I can sign replacements for nothing and no wages
>autists claim this is the hardest way to play fm

>>76971920
Imagine being Messi and being partnered up with such a fucking fatass. He makes Jiroo look useful.

My 17 year old promising striker stopped developing. His stats have barely increased over the past year even though he is being awarded plenty of first team apps and my coaching team says he has a high potential. What do I do?

>>76972209
He might've peaked already.
The AI's judgement of a player (be it scouts, coaches or assmen) is almost only based on their current CA level relative to their age, they don't actually know about the player's PA. So, if the player has low CA but extremely high PA, he'll not get many potential ability stars (even though that is fixable with high professionality), and players with relatively high CA but low ceiling will get an overestimation.

Your player simply peaked at 17, mate. It's literally rppmey

>>76972261
Alas, that is what I feared. Time to get rid of this balloon headed little fuck at an overprice then.

>>76972294
I have the same kind of issue. I have a """"""""""goat""""""""" AMC (I've had him since I started managing the club) but he didnt get arrows for a year, he's only fucking 17. I moved him back to the youth team and will let his contract run out

>>76972294
Be careful however: if they're somewhat old (let's say 20+), with huge PA but shit CA, it's very unlikely that they'll reach their potential too, even with a good personality.

Anyone starting to miss Sliders?

Iv start to miss tactic sliders, but I'm sure there never coming back, they weren't normalfag friendly.

>>76972377
No, sliders were always a fucking guessing game as to what they'd do and the mentality setting does 80% of what they did anyway

>>76972377
I miss overall tactical flexibility, but I don't feel like going on a rant about it yet again.

>>76972209
Perhaps you played him too much, and he is jaded at the moment. Give him a rest or a small holiday, and see if he starts improving again.

>>76972377
>I want you to be 54% attacking today
sliders were retarded

>>76972415

>I want you to attack today with absolutely no exceptions Exactly the same as every other team that attacks. AND I DON'T want to see any variety out there, you got that lads

yea, no

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Apparently this guy has scored in each of his three matches against me. Getting nervous, lads.

>>76972527
Yeah it's not like you can tell them how wide to play, where to work the ball and how to pass it

People only liked sliders because it let them break the game

>>76972560
>Yeah it's not like you can tell them how wide to play
Thanks for reminding me that the Central Winger isn't a thing anymore.