>the year is 2060 >you're on the couch watching Guangzhou

Which is it? My son or my grandson?

>>76946366
"wtf are you talking about you fucking brat, everyone knows that bar sinson was better than both"

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>>76946493
shut up hans it took me 5 minutes to make this shitpost

>>76946366
test

>>76946515
you failed miserably

>>76946366
Soccer is gay

>>76946515
autism level off the charts

>>76946506
This

>>76946366
>put off my tshirt
>walk a few centimeters
>jumping in to the air while also turning around
>put on weird face
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76946366
I tell him the answer doesn't matter, but posting the question on /sp/ does

>>76946366
I tell him about the age of Rooney.

>>76946366

Is he my actual son, or my wife's son?

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Wait what the fuck

at 17:13 05-July-2017 I have reached englightenment

Has the creator of Perro Caca gone beyong all of our intellectual capabilities and used this final thread to shed light on the true origin of his intent?

>you now realize Messi = Perro and Cristiano = Caca

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2tw0cULKd8

>>76946493
>2055
>not fucking your own daughter
it's both

>i look at him in the eye
>una vela
>w-what was that granpa?
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajkjkj
>granpa are u ok?
>i call him with my finger, close in to whisper in his ear
>te meo

>>76947598
El AbuelANO

>2060
>implying we will still have a planet to live on

Honestly you should forget about having kids, do as much coke and fuck as many girls as you can and die miserable but with a well sucked benis

>>76946493
Your wife's grandson mahmood

>>76946515
OP BTFO
TYBGermany

I tell him they were both overrated stacked team babbys

>>76946649
you're a shame

I tell him he's a fucking bender to think either are the best

>>76946366
>grandson everyone knows Fuk Qing Xlip was the greatest of all time he scored 96 goals in the chinese super league

>>76947598
+10 y a favoritos papu

>how can you say that either of them is the best when they neve proved themselves in the chinese league?

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>>76948277

>Fuk Qing Xlip

Firstly, I see and check those Dubs PortuBro

Second, top fucking kek >Fuk Qing Xlip

>"Grandpa, I know you've been a soccer fan for a long time....

is this a dark timeline where everyone turned Mexican?

>>76946366
There's only one answer...

TSUUUU

>>76947598
Una picardia de un post

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>>76948277
>Fucking Slip

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>>76946366
>mfw janny think it's a Messi vs. Ronaldo thread

>>76948277
>tfw you read it in pinyin and it sounds like "fook ching shleep"

>>76947757
>forget about having kids
>fuck as many girls as you can

Anon, I...

it's about time you learned something about the birds and the bees

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>>76952910
Unironically this.

>>76946506
sabe pa

>>76946366
Who the fuck is the gay looking pansy on the right?

Umm no this would never happen to me

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>>76953237

I didn't get the joke at first because of this