>mfw I randomly swing the bat really hard and it hits the

Ah yes, baseball is entirely luck based. Players with great offensive careers are just a lot more lucky than shitty offensive players.

>>76943940
I can't imagine anyone being this stupid. I hope you are just trying to get reaction cuz if not you should consider necking yourself.

>>76944069
>he can't into sarcasm

>>76943857
>>/tv/

>>76944069
Wow you're fucking retarded

>>76944069
>unironically being this dumb
Kek

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>>76949108

you guys will love jays pitching right now

I know this is a euro shitposter thread, but hitting a pitch right on the barrel feels fantastic.

but hitting a baseball hurts like hell

>>76949623
No it doesn't. Unless you're hitting with the handle.

>>76949677
I'm too poor for a bat, I just clasp my hands together.

Shouldn't you be shitting up /tv/?

>>76951416
>Swinging with a bat, hurting your hands, getting thrown out at first
"The Virgin Swing"
>Swinging with your hands, no pain, home run
"The Chad Slam"

>>76951416
>>76951472
what the heck y'all it's like you've been SPYING ON ME

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"Catch this!"

>It's all luck!
>There's no skill involved in baseball


Well, it takes skill to hit a 93 MPH fastball, or a curveball.

>>76952675
>you can't know if the pitcher gonna throw a fastball or curveball!
>you bat differently if it's one or the other!
>so, it's similar to heads or tails
nah, it still takes a fair share of luck

>>76953182
Do you watch baseball?

>>76943857
>tfw I randomly kick the ball really hard and it ends up in the net
INCREDIBLE feeling lads

>>76953271
I'm actually Jean-François Hample, French cousin of famous typicall baseball fan Zack Hample.