You joke now /sp/.
But when Ronaldo comes out of the closet, his popularity will skyrocket.
He will become the greatest gay icon in the history of the world.
Closet fags will come out and the world will literally progress 100s of years.
Wars in the middle east will cease.
Literally Ronaldo coming out will save the world.
>>76923706
At least 50% of his core base are muslims in North Africa and the Middle East.
hes not gay hes just autistic
he doesnt realize how gay he acts because he has no reference points for normality
>>76923748
Messi is the autist.
Ronaldo is the gay.
>>76923706
Someone is feeding him with estrogen secretly right or is water that shit in Europe?
Estrogen levels off the fucking roof, especially for an active person.
>>76923828
nah he just uses make-up
>>76923858
Nope, Ive been studying this shit for years and he's very high estrogen.
>>76923890
>my dad works for nintendo
lmao @ u, who do you think you are kidding chum(p)
Imagine all the Muzzie butthurt if he comes out of the closet.
top lel
>>76923984
He can singlehandedly progress the Muslim religion 1000 years.
Memes apart, there is literally no proof that he's gay
>>76923706
Is that his "and so he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer" face?
>>76923984
>yfw they all follow him and come out in their droves
Ronaldo is an egotist above all. His love of himself over rides sexuality.
>>76923723
Then he'll cause Islam to disappear overnight.
>>76924042
Cristiano as the reincarnation of Stirner confirmed?
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>>76923748
Little column a little column b
>>76924071
A lot of column a and a lot of column b.
>>76924009
Why is the picture with the black dude on the boat when Ronaldo grabs a handful of cock just disregarded?
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>>76924062
>implying he doesn't frequently enter a Union of Egoists with his Moroccan lover
>>76924009
(Toi).
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>>76924192
while you're posting on /sp/ he is studying the blade
>>76923706
But he needs to come out before retirement. After retirement it'll only prove his cowardness.
>>76923706
holy shit, does he have cancer or smth?
>>76923706
You know he is by not fugging any women and having test tube babbys
>>76924177
Further proof of how Cristiano is the GOAT
>>76924238
Nope. But gay sex changes your mentally and physically. I know a guy that came out in grade 12 and he was ridiculously good looking. He's had at least 10 bfs since then and atm looks like shit. Men aren't meant to have dicks in their ass.
What the fuck is up with all these closet gays on /sp/ wishing Tsunaldo is gay? Literally obsessed
>>76923915
Ironic you say this because everytime my mom watches some shit show occuring in Australia, i see the biggest amount of high estrogen people.
Pro tip : fat cells produce estrogen
>>76924341
spoo is unironically more obsessed with tsu than the portuguese are
>>76924238
This. A lot of cancers are promoted by estrogen and so cancerous or not, the look is the same as being estrogenic. You're seeing the same thing as me, it's just a slightly different perspective.
>>76924296
Actually estrogen makes you look attractive at first but accelerates aging so dick in ass or not, it would have happened. Basically what happens to women, especially the slutty ones. Not because of the sex itself, its just a mere reflection of the unquenchable sex drive given by estrogen.
>>76923706
> the world will literally progress 100s of years.
Why do you consider an increase in sodomy "progress"?
>>76924508
Dude ancient Greeks fucked each other in the ass all the time and they were light years ahead of every one else.
>>76923706
I know that look, it's when you realize you got the gay.
>>76925395
Where have you seen it before Greekbro?
>>76923706
>Closet fags will come out and the world will literally progress 100s of years.
This is what leafs actually believe