alright, /sp/, I've got a conundrum my girlfriend, who played

>>76917792
Why should you be better?

>>76917792
Just play goalie, bruh

>>76917820
because men are better at contact sports than women
>>76917837
I debated this, but she's a goalie herself and I'd rather have the satisfaction of outplaying her

>>76917867
Hold on, how are you playing girls? Girls lax is totally different from the men's game. Is she even gonna wear a helmet?

>>76917792
Are you playing with girls sticks?

>>76917883
It's just a casual game because none of my friends play lacrosse and I bet them that we could beat them with less than three months of practice because >serena williams top 600 lmao
I figured we'd stick to the rule of "don't hit girls." I don't want a domestic violence charge on my head

>>76917946
He should get a stick made of wood to send a message

>>76917959
Dude, all you literally have to do is be able to hold the ball in the stick and move around with it. That's just it. Do that and it won't even be a contest.

if she beats you challenge her to a boxing match

>>76917792
Lacrosse is pretty easy to learn, it took me about 5 minutes to master it

Are you fast? If yes, learn to run without dropping the ball and
>TSUUUUUUUUU
when you inevitably win

>>76917968
Hearty kek

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>>76917792
>Trustfund Stick

Dump her

>>76917792
You're a man, you fucking retard. Just learn how to cradle and she won't be able to touch you. You literally don't even need to know how to pass or shoot, just move forward and walk the ball into the goal.

>>76917792
>assuming I'm able to find a partner to practice and play against her team with, how long should it take for us to get better than them?

Literally 20 minutes. All you need to do is learn how to run with the ball without dropping it.

NZ Lacrosse player here AMA

Just learn how to cradle and do a few hours of wall ball.

If you do about 2 hours a day for 7 days you should be pretty decent. It really depends on how athletic you are and your hand eye coordination.

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i love lacroix

>>76917867
>I debated this, but she's a goalie herself and I'd rather have the satisfaction of outplaying her
>2v2
>with a goalie

So, this is gonna be a game of: dodge and beat your defender, run directly up to the crease, score a point blank goal?

>>76917959
Word of advice.... If you want to keep her, you better let her win.

>>76917792
is she playing fake women's lacross or real men's lacross? because the rules are vastly different.

BTW: I never knew there was a straight woman who played women's lacross. that's a known sport for lesbos. so unless you're a girl too, I expect you're about to get BTFO and shamed by her secret lesbian lover. Hope you like being a cuck.

>>76917792
>she was in the second grade up until two years ago
Anon, you have more problems to worry about than lacrosse

>>76918926
Dont listen to this retard.