If Cristiano Ronaldo was a Mesopotamian civilisation, he'd

If Cristiano Ronaldo was an ottoman sultan, he'd be TSUleiman

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a chinese emperor, he'd be Qin Tsu Huang

If Cristiano Ronaldo was an anime character, he'd be Tsubasa

>>76905200
if Cristiano Ronaldo would offer women for sex, he'd be Tsuhälter

If Cristiano Ronaldo was american he'd watch the TSUperb owl.

If Cristiano Ronaldo was an Egyptian Pharaoh, he'd be Tsutankamon

if Portugal would have been in WWII it would have been World War TSU

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a natural disaster, oh wait he already is

f Cristiano Ronaldo was a french fighter jet, he'd be Tsuper ePendard

>>76905200
If Cristiano Ronaldo was a Chinese general, military strategist, and philosopher who lived in the Spring and Autumn period of ancient China, he'd be Sun Tsu

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>>76909574

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a digimon, he'd be Tsunemon.

>>76909613
>Cristiano Ronaldo
>natural

If Christiano Ronaldo worked for CSI he would say "Tsuum in".

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If Cristiano Ronaldo was a board game he'd be TSUmanji.

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a wave, he would be a Tsunami

If Cristiano Ronaldo was an alcoholic, he would only drink very old tsuperior pale cognac

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a Simpsons charactr, he would be Disco Tsu

If Cristiano Ronaldo was hungry, he'd send a team of his twink slave boys to the TSUpermarket

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a faggot that takes it in the ass, he would be from TSUeden

If Cristiano Ronaldo were a post retirement financial stability project he'd be TSUperannuation

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a car, he would be a Tsubaru

If Cristiano Ronaldo was in star trek character, he would be Tsulu

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a Japanese NT player, he'd be Tsuboi

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This is for tugas only:

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a tax, he would be TSU

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a Chemical Element, he would be TSUlphur

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a Comic Book character, he'd be TSUperman

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a bra, he would be Tsutien

>>76909738
kek

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>>76905200

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a YuGiOh card, he'd be Tsukoyomi

If Cristiano Ronaldo was an integrated circuit, he'd be a TSU card

If C. Ronaldo starred in a movie it would be TSUlander TSU

If Christiano Rolando wanted children he would use a tsurrogate mother.

If Cristiano Ronaldo wrote the Art of War he'd be Sun Tsuuuu

>>76909940
hive mind

If Cristiano Ronaldo would've broken Neymar's back, he'd be Tsuñiga

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If Cristiano Ronaldo was a Japanese city, he would be TsU

if Cristiano Ronaldo were a hentai site, he'd be TSUmino

I asked Christiano Rolando what attire he found most appropriate for a funeral.

He of course responded "black TSUUUUUUUUit"

Didn't read lol

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a gameconsole he would be playstation TSU

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a geographical land mass that also provides you with a high income and you neglected to pay it back its fair share, he'd probably TSU.

If Ronaldo were Bane, he'd be wondering why someone would TSUUt a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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>>76905200
Mesopotamia you say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FyLcHxbSRk

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>>76910390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C1YwwRrIBY

>>76910390
most of those are reminicent of egyptian heiroglyphs
0/10

If Cristiano Ronaldo was in comic books, he'd be Tsuperman

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a faggot, he would be Cristiano Ronaldo

If Ronaldo was a Mediterranean country in North Africa, he would be Tsunisia

>>76905200
If he were played by Christopher Lee, he'd be Lord TSUmmerisle

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>>76911080
Good one.

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>>76909551
Bad one.

>>76911320
EL MEHICano

If Cristiano Ronaldo was an anime hamster, he'd be TSUmaru-chan

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a Croatian goalkeeper, he would be Tsubašić

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a martial art, he'ld be Tsuu-Ji-Tsuuuuu

If Cristiano Ronaldo was an anime character, he'd be TSUndere

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a gay footballer he would be Cristiano Ronaldo

If Christiano Ronaldo was a fish, hed live under the TSUUUU

If I caused Cristiano Ronaldo irreparable damages, he would likely TSUe me

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If Cristiano Ronaldo was a natural disaster he would be a TSUnami.

If Cristiano Ronaldo was a fountain pen, he would be a Pelikan TSUverän.

>>76905200
If Cristiano Ronaldo was a female show host it would be TSUsana Giménez