GRANATE or BESCHISSEN WORDEN? What will it be for Buyern?

out of all the players from both u21 and confed cup squads, there was only one from (1) buyern. are they, dare I say it, finished?

Does "wir sind beschissen worden" mean, in any interpretation, something like "we were shat on"?

>>76902943
Literally yes, figuratively it's something like "We wuz robbed".

>>76902943
wir sind beschissen worden = we got screwed

>>76902981
>>76903009
I got the screwed/robbed connotation, but it didn't stop surprising me that he said something that had such a literal meaning. If someone had said the equivalent ("nos cagaron") here, we wouldn't have heard the end of it.

man, before he got injured, the word was out that Lautaro Martinez was going to Bayern Munich

but he's injured now for 3 months, maybe he was the granate?

>>76903084
I suppose that's why it became a meme here.

>>76903122
>Rummenigge gets shat on
>Joachim Low sniffs his own ass
>Now Can gets his bumhole fingered
Sensing a theme here

>>76903084
iirc most traditional german swear words are scatological, so it isn't as vulgar/weird as it sounds to us. i'm not a native speaker so i might be wrong.

>>76903244
Funny, I know some German and didn't know that. On the other hand, swear words in Spain are mostly scatological ("I shit myself in the milk", "I shit myself in your mother"), which is not something shared by other Spanish speaking countries and always strikes us as odd and nasty.

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>>76903170
we see what we want to see

>>76903244
It's still a rather brash choice of words. You wouldn't expect a guy in Kalle's position to use that expression in a public statement. It's funny because it shows how butthurt he was.

>>76903336
I think Argentina does this too, 'me cago en la hostia'. Fucking madmen

>>76903345
Wtf happened in 2007? My guess is 2 girls 1 cup

>>76903345
>pooplar

>>76902943
"we were scammed"

but by adding IM WAHRSTEN SINNE DES WORTES (best translated to "literally") he makes it sound like someone really took a crap on them. >>76904218

goooooooooooooooooooood merning

>>76904555
maybe they were literally crapped on, who knows.

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>>76905521
Yes yes good morning.

Seems like Julian "Mit Stolz und Leidenschaft bis 2018" Draxler wrote "Leon muss bleiben" under Goretzka's Instagram post... ROFL... Neini, how does it make you feel that your club became the laughing stock of your - safe to say - former talents?

>>76903244

He was just really pissed as they were robbed by the ref

hello is this /granate/ a.k.a. /beschissen/?

>>76905622
I thought kimmich was a good boy, why was he such an angry little cunt this match?

Objectively speaking, all Buyern players are scummy.

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>>76905902
Apparently Muller put him up to it, said he would only be allowed to take Lahms place if he called Vidal a Nigger in an international final, it's a Bayern right of passage thing

>>76905902
Chile is pretty big on riling up their opponent, with the whole "finger in bum thing" and stuff

>>76906153
That was at the end of the game. Kimmich was full cunt mode since the beggining. And can looked like he enjoyed it, the finger went in and he assumed the position

Rüdiger rapping
https://mobile.twitter.com/archiert1/status/881825452758888448

West Brom have signed 20 year-old Chinese forward Yuning Zhang and promptly sent him on loan with Werder Bremen for the next two seasons.

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>>76906289

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Heiko Westermann to Austria Wien the next two years.

>>76906295
is he a glanate?

>>76906315
Heiko Westermann is still playing?
Why?

>>76906389
money

>>76906272
He should make an album with Iggy Azalea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFPUqXrztS8

>>76906315
The Austria always signs old farts to play CB, but only half of those signings actually work out. For every Bak you have one Vukojevic who can't be arsed to play well and would rather spend his time fucking Viennese sluts.

>>76906389
>getting paid tons of money to live a healthy life in Hamburg, Amsterdam and Vienna

Not shabby

>>76906438
rly meks u think

>Mit einem Marktwert von 25 Millionen Euro ist der deutsche Nationalspieler Antonio Rüdiger gemeinsam mit dem Niederländer Kevin Strootman drittwertvollster Spieler im aktuellen AS Rom-Kader. Wie internationale Medien am Samstag übereinstimmend berichteten, könnte der 24-Jährige in diesem Sommer zugleich zweitteuerster Abgang in der Klub-Historie der Italiener werden. Demnach hat der FC Chelsea ein Angebot in Höhe von 38 Millionen Euro (inklusive Boni) für den Innenverteidiger hinterlegt.
>paying 38000000mil€ for Rüdiger
top wew.
On a different note. Why is Roma selling half of
their squad?

>>76906603
I guess Monchi is working his magic somehow. Good price to get for Rüdiger as you say, so let's see what they spend it on.

>>76905152
>bantermark

>>76906603
FFP probably, I think they didn't get the memo that Italian clubs can ignore FFP.

>>76906789
kys

how rude

are we back on autosage?

test

:'(

>>76907079
back to the dirtmund thread then

>>76907116
okay

any update on the Naby Keita to Liverpool situation?

Only thing this man >>76907291 is signing right now is the €1000 Moët bill

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Why is he holding the same shirt he's wearing?
Why not give him the away shirt or just make him turn the shirt around so it shows the back with his name and number.

This picture makes zero sense to me.

They expected him to come casually dressed, he showed up in full kit. Classic Terry.

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>>76906779

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

i eneded up being wasted as fuck during the tour de france live watching from the balcony

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>tfw die Wölfe supporter
>tfw bought young Granaten after Allofs almost got us relegated with his shit mercenary transfers
I'm really really positive about this season compared to last year's shitfest

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JUST

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>>76910238

>>76910186
>altach made 700k profit on donovan
>>76910238
>>76910254
looks not good

>>76910263
>mfw Austria got #HW4 instead
Just give us the triple already, lads

>>76910302
>Austria got #HW4 instead
what do you mean by this?

Goodbye Granaten:
http://sportbild.bild.de/bundesliga/vereine/bayern-muenchen/hoeness-ueber-goretzka-tolisso-kimmich-und-nationalmannschaft-52421296.sport.html

>>76910318
>not knowing Heiko Westermann
heh

>>76910615
>caring about the viola
lmao dude!!

>>76910648
>Altach
At least you didn't choose SK Reddit Wien

>Ricardo Rodríguez
>18mil
how did milan get him this cheap?

>>76911574
Allofs-tier marketing strategy plus he wanted to go

GRANATE!

>>76911480
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