/tennis/ - Wimbledon

>>>/fa/

>>>/asp/.

Gabe post cousin pic
Also if 1-9 I quit drinking

Dutchbro pls respond

>>76871311
>>76871403
>>76871444

how do you go about procing your own probabilities for players/matches?

redpill me on how to do this

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Just a reminder that CoCo browses /sp/ and reposts 4chan memes on her twitter.

Truely /ourgirl/. Be nice to CoCo!

[sin]{net}

>>76890167
Kys

>>76890213
t. Coco

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>when your friend is wearing the same outfit he wore last time

>>76890004
>>76890061
>>76890107
>no problem with inbreeding
>defending people with no problem with inbreeding
Can't decide which is worse.

Pretty funny that you all seem to hate muslims but are in fact a pack of cousin fcking manlets..

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>when people compliment your wardrobe when it is actually the absolute minimum amount for being able to rock fresh kits 247

>>76890242
>having friends

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>when the girl you like to watch play at the park only has 3 matching sets

What are you on about Holland

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>when the tennis summer sale has started and you just added an extra plank in your closet

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>one man spam
kys yourself nethertard

I'm starting to see why that Brazilian always post >>>/fa/

>>76890312
Why did you move from esti bby?

>>76890296
>>76890312
>>76890242
please
>>76890155

vegre lamode

how do you price up a tennis match? how do you figure out what the bookmaer thinks the probability is for each player to win based on both players odds?

>>76890433
You watch the sport and do a bit of research you dumb cunt

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T O M O R R O W
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R
O
W

>>76890465
shut the fuck up moron, im asking about the maths involved you fucktard

dont ever reply to me again

Seed your torrents lads.

>>76890465
wait

do you think i'm the brit shill? >>76890250

>>76890617
Gabe u r deffo ZOG backed agent
>>76890565
Learn to probability

>>76890357
this guy you quoted is some other dutch. me - internship that turned into job.

>>76890702
what?

>>76890752
tfw no job after internship
tfw paid in experience

>>76890242
>having friends

what did he mean by this?

>>76890807
bot friend is best friend

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>>76890617
no

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>>76890801
So you basically did it for free?

>>76890702

why would 'ZOG' want me to torrent? you mug

>>76890880
Yes ;_; modern slavery desu

>>76890876
rude

>>76890752
In Which field?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem

why does reddit finn always post in old threads after they reached bump limit?

Alright. Football time lads!

>>76891151
use a rope when you finally do it

>>76891056
because there's usually a lot of hilarious bullshit to call you out on

>>76891151
>0-0 at FT
It's like anyone expects a different outcome

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>>76891247
>implying werner wont bag a brace

sicks keys on my keybored don't work
wut do

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>>76890109
Soon.

>>76891425
Been 21 years and 5 finals since either of these teams scored in normal time

>>76891151
i tuned it but prob will focus more on browsing the web. unless it for some reasons turns out to be a good game.

>>76891529
my stream has burger commentary. always funny to hear them discuss 'soccer'.

>>76891554
what movie last seen by you?

>>76891554
>>76891529
>>76891492
>>76891425
>>76891151
You literally have 50 other divegrass threads fuck off

>>76891715
football and tennis are sports brothers, you ignorant fool.

>>76891913
nah that's golf

>>76891715
Sorry, we'll get back to watching the live tennis that's on right now....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8ynF9GPcUY
lol the comment section is triggered that penko made 'faces' during handshake. she was prob just pissed at her own game and not meant to diss konta. but obv those 'tennis fans' take it the wrong way continue the narrative that she is a 'brat'.

WEW

@76891492
>(you)

>>76891931
I was talking about sports. If you add golf you can add porn as well.

>>76891913
i've always views football more as working class and tennis more of a middle / upper class sport?

>>76892000
people still nitpick and seize upon every little thing bouchard did/does, even though she's well past due, and this surprises you?

>>76892450
Thats certainly what it's like here

soccer is for chavs

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>>76892450
here soccer is lefty sport for the most part

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>>76892463
You could say the same about Gorilliams

>>76892659
It's a women's sport first and a beaner sport second

>>76892712
>It's a women's sport first
literally not true you dumb cunt

>>76892661
Ignoranus.

>>76892659
in england most major clubs are in north london / north england, labour strongholds, tennis capital is true blue wimbledon. in italy most football clubs are rightwing though. as are bayern, real madrid etc. so it is mixed i'd say desu.

>>76892661
>threatening personnel
>running from drugtesters
>"nitpicking"

probably not the best example

>>76892808
The women's team is much more popular than the men's team, I'm sorry Juan but you're still second

>>76892862
In most of the world, football is primarily a working class sport (though here in SA, all social strata like it). Many lefty (((intellectuals))) claim it's another opium of the masses.

>>76892884
michael, try as you might, but you cannot ignore the reality that nobody enjoys womens sports. it is not popular at all because it is shit, just like wta """"tennis""""

>>76892450
So, is everyone here middle/upper class (except for me)?

>>76893008
It is shit but it's still more popular than the men's

Roast Solo and Hope Morgan >>>>> whoever the fuck plays for men

>>76893030
yes
t. rich af dude

>>76892862
Football isn't political here though, if anything it has been more right wing over the years than left wing

>>76893145
"refugges welcome"

>>76893054
I can assure everyone outside the US knows more about Beasley, Howard and Bradley than about Miss Arby's.

>>76893030
Argentier is a slumlord.

>>76893030
Poorfag here.

>>76893195
Gary linker is a bit of an outlier but if you think about all the hooliganism and whatnot we've dealt with, that certainly isn't left-wing. I mean you had that incident the other year with Chelsea fans in Paris

>>76893289
you do not say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-ADm3VQiSI

>>76893352
I don't like football.

>>76893030
Nah lower middle class
Onlychild in 2 generations tho, will inherit a shitload.

>>76893352
The links are unrelated, I meant it's obvious you are poorfag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A-hEhPXoNw

>>76893370
Do you like golf?

>>76893557
Not as much as tennis but more than soccer.

Grand Slam tomorrow

>>76894647
cheers geoff.

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>>76894647

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Cheer up you sadsacks.

>>76893602
you seem like a very non traditional brazilian

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>tfw no masha at wimbly

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the queue just got 10ft longer

It was sunny all day until I came out. Fucking weather jews

>2 weeks from now fed will hav numero 19

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>>76896140
>>76896032
>>76895943
Nothing more british

JFs take note of D.

>>76895943
the meme he posted today is pure gold, possibly the best tweet from him to date

>>76896244
and jelena will have numero dos

>>76895843
Not really, I'm Brazilian as it gets.

>>76896418
i thot brazil loves soccer tho

>>76896341
pathetic
>>76896333
girl???

>>76896533
That's irrelevant. Sports are a fraction of what happens to or what people do.

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i wonder if potapova will make a run, i think she might.. she's pretty good

>>76896652
oh ok

>>76896333
NEW DELHI
E
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D
E
L
H
I

>>76896333
>needing a number to know where you are in line

>>76896591
you have to go back

OHHHHHH

JEEEEEER

EEEEE

MYYYYY

COOOOOOOR

BYYYYYYYYYYN

>>76896873
>not having a firm and structured method of queuing

>>76896839
It's ok, our stereotype overestimate how much we like football a bit.

>>76896981
>needing to be spoonfed for what should be known by the first grade

Weather looks alright. Some showers on Wednesday

>>76897034
>>76896873
>>76896981
It means so they know when they will run out of tickets for the courts/grounds

>>76896244
How do you say "nineteenth" in Swiss, French, or whatever language they speak over there?

>>76897177
Neunzehnten

>>76896333
so let me get this straight. first you queue to get this piece of paper. then you queue some more to get tickets. why not just use the internets?

>jeremy corbin surely understands the plight of the working class from his 1m£ London flat

>>76897236
You queue to get the Queue card, you exchange the card for a ticket when you get to the front. The reason is says it does not guarantee entry is that it means you can be taken out of the queue for whatever reason

>>76897236
I also don't understand. It's not like you're gonna count 1000 places

>>76897177
i speek 3 (teen, tron, moon) injun lengwidges
>unnis
>ognees
>putta ombudda

>>76897348
What about poonjabi

>>76897344
What don't you get?

>>76897344
It's just a way to ensure assholes don't cut in line

>>76896032
WITH STRAWBERREEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>76897476
so as you enter the queue you get the card and have to exchange it when you pick up your ticket?

>>76897577
Yes. There are several queues depending on whether you want a ticket for a show court or just a ground pass

>>76897427
poonjabi is just retarded hindi so "unni"

>>76897613
decent system desu. you made it sound like you queue for the cards then leave andthen come back at a later time to queue for ticks

tennisball and string
how to create something that can help me practice my serve throw a ton

>>76896418
Do you like mc mayara?

>>76897786
K

>>76897786
I don't who that is but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like it.

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t h e w o b b l e

>>76897883
>no Ireland
subtle

>>76897883
I think we can all agree that Wales
is the best place on bong island

>>76897949
merseyside lad

>>76897883
A gnome peeing next to his sheep?

>>76897949
Scotland and Devon/Cornwall are pretty too.

Andy Murray (GBR) [1]
v
Alexander Bublik (KAZ)

Murray shook.

we're all friends here :)

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Couldn't be more comfy.

>>76897914
its a real picture so it must have been dog's willy

>>76898118
>humidity 84%
Not really

>>76898164
It's drizzling a bit.

>>76898032
>literally a lucky loser
Also I thought he was Russian

>>76898204
He was until last year

>>76898186
I got basically the same weather and temperature right now. In mid summer.

>>76898250
17°C or lower is like extremely cold weather and only happens in July-August here.

i need some sun soon because the last time i tanned i put too much sunscreen on my back and now i'm 2 toned lol

>>76898013
LMAO
extremely high quality post

>>76897949
i wouldnt know

>>76898301
ive got a spicy tanline if i do say so myself ;)

>>76897949
Depends what you want, if you're after the chance to insert your manhood inside a woolly creature then sure

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>>76898446
>your manhood

>>76898301
>tfw can't get tanned

I have the skin tone of a sheet of printer paper. Feels bad man.

>>76898493
I can but it takes like 3 straight days of tanning

>>76898554
That's at least something. I just get sunburned after 15 minutes of direct summer sun.

Albinism blows

>>76898446
gonna go find me some womanhood
btw do you have a manhoody in case of a draft?

>>76898624
better than niggerism

>>76898729
No doubt. Only thing im mad about is not being able to playing tennis

>>76898779
>not being able to playing tennis
Hi Angelique. I love you. ↗⬇⬅↙⬆⬅↘↗↗↘↙↙⬅↔⬅

>>76898729
>>76898779
niggers

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So who are the biggest sluts in WTA?

>>76898874
Hingis.

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>>76898836
Usually your bait is top notch but this is just American tier

>>76898874
Donna will dethrone hingis

>>76898878
>>76899009
absolute meme answers

>>76898874
some shithead like cibulkova probably

>>76898892
but it's the definition of nigger that I prefer, not bait

>>76898874
The WTA is full of lesbian sluts who lure young girls in at parties. The indoctrination they give young female players is basically the same thing as WW2 propaganda.

>>76899190
Is that you Matgarete?

>>76899244
I'm glad you got it

:^)

r all matches gon b streemd on bbc

OHHHHHH

JEEEEEER

EEEEE

MYYYYY

COOOOOOOR

BYYYYYYYYYYN

OHHHHHH

JEEEEEER

EEEEE

MYYYYY

COOOOOOOR

BYYYYYYYYYYN

OHHHHHH

JEEEEEER

EEEEE

MYYYYY

COOOOOOOR

BYYYYYYYYYYN

OHHHHHH

JEEEEEER

EEEEE

MYYYYY

COOOOOOOR

BYYYYYYYYYYN

>>76899490
why dont you guys flock tobritain and claim that they ow youn shit because of them colonizing u n shit?

>worst grand slam starts tomorrow
ugggggh

>>76899576
It's the best one. AUS is the worst one.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13341194

http://www.strawpoll.me/13341194

http://www.strawpoll.me/13341194

>>76899535
give bck kohinoor 2 its rightful owners
FUCK winston churchill
im pretty anti-british empire desu
>flock tobritain
lots of injun pipo in uk already

bck 2 original kweschin: r all matches gon' b streemd on bbc? or just the main 1s?

>>76899633
us open obvs

>>76898729
>>76898779
butt bothered ytbois lmao

>>76899683
t, manlet
>>76899676
how shood i no? i am not british

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>>76899683
did you fill out a bracket my white friend?

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Ostapenko <3

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>>76899767
uhhhhhh

>>76899732
lmao @ filling a bracket and letting the /bet/ poachers w/ no tennis knowledge make ez money out of elite /10is/ picks

>>76899803
then do a wta

>>76899803
dont be a fag

>>76899803
t. hasn't watched tennis since monte carlo

>>76899490
I'll watch it on cable tv.

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>>76899785
What's up with the Kasatkina meme?

>>76899901
2 channels r gon show it 2morro. but im interested in some unseeded players' matches. i dont think the TV pipo care about literal whose
hope i can streem it on bbc

>>76899958
Is Angie growing a stache?

>>76899898
t. remembers every single post I make and every statement therein

>>76900038
>is this finally the indubitable proof that she is german?
lel i see what you mean but that's just a shadow

>>76893030
checking in

>>76893030
poorfag reporting

>>76898874
stollar

>>76899490
i will be suffering through evert commentary

>>76900420
She looks like a cheap whore, so I guess you're right.

>>76900464
This

>>76900464
v i n t a g e

first time GPBP (=Gabe Post, Best Post)

please save us KyriGOD

>>76900492
Check her IG, absolutely disgusting that that's an 18 year old.

>>76900464
she also whores it up for nogs

>>76900243
She's polish

>>76898301
Good luck, it was raining all day today in amsterdam and it's also fucking freezing.

>>76900559
Take pic
A
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P
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C roat

>>76900618
i never bring a phone to work, but i will just for you.
i have 80 cubans as guest on board and they keep pressing the silent alarm by accident, i can't handle this shit.

Lads how do I gain mass in my calves?
Been squaring like every day for two months and nada

>>76900649
how do you press an alarm by accident?

>>76900513
she seems quite a bit in2 the blaks

>>76900651
just get a block or a couple of bricks and do a shit ton of calf raises while watching the wingledom

>>76900690
Mite actually do this mr doesn't want her tennis
Thx

>>76900698
>want her
Watch

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>>76898874
go to her snapchat, literally fap material

>>76900690
>she seems quite a bit in2 the blaks
Even worse, no dignity whatsoever. Might as well be an actual hooker.

>>76900718
rly dishing out that classic gabecontent this afternoon

>had an entire collection of fireworks saved since 2008
>can't find them now
Sad!

>>76900711
Looks like Lexi belle with a big forehead here. Tho her snapchat isn't all that lewd my dude.
Never knew she had such nice tiddies 2bhdesu

>>76900888
>his house is big enough that he can lose something as big as fireworks in it
Jelly

>>76901020
post your adress

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>>76901708

>>76900420
kek I literally stumbled upon this whore today and noticed how slutty she seems

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Thiem wins wimbledon

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dodin darkhorse

>>76902218
why are her teeth so big?

>>76902350
why is she so attractive?

>>76902350
the golden fang

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Monte Carlo.
If I hadn't watched any tennis since Monte Carlo, then hung out in a tennis thread all the time, I might conclude that I am in fact a faggot.

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>tfw no Stepanek bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtotpiSL700
dont no how i would have coped with the existential crisis of the cuban missile crisis desu

>>76902218
dodin is best. i have her in the quarterfinal

>>76903455
>best
>have her in QF
>best
>QF
michael

>>76903462
she's bretty gud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbE7jf_Hp5w

>>76903563
not a fan of flute in general but this is nice

>>76903669
what about the skin flute?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ku6fS3qPM0

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>>76903669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__OSyznVDOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2ZdxQoffA4

the autism on /sci/ is terrific

>>76904070
nah /sci/ is one of the few boards left I browse unironically without getting brain cancer due to high dose autism exposure.

>>76904100
agree to disagree

>>76904126
/mu/, /tv/, /lit/, /ck/ and the other obvious ones are far worse.

/out/ and /diy/ is somewhat enjoyable though.

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>>76904144
/fit/ and /pol/ the absolute worst. haven't been on /b/ in 3? years and so i wouldnt know if that place is still a shithole, but at least it remains a containment board from what i can tell.
>talking about various subreddits on a swiss sailing cartoon site 6 hours before wimbledon

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Do they have any future?

Granted two of them have lost to Haas this year and he's twice their age.

>>76904190
none will have any meaningful future. might see a meme masters 1000 win somewhere down the line if they catch lightning in a bottle.
if anyone were to make it big it'd be big foe tho. actually has a BH

>>76904182
>but at least it remains a containment board
apparently a shitty one because I leaked through

>>76904190
literally who ar these ppel other than tiafoe

>>76904190
hooze

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based jizzner

>>76904190
Federer will keep beating them well into his 40s.

>>76904311
>guy from fake wrestling
>guv in the whitehouse
Try and to pick one, bet you cannot.

warm up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G_GIveuEyo

>>76904311
even as a commie you cant help but like Drumpf when he just wont stop posting and owning libs

libs in Yanktown are just going insane

>>76904397
>>76904397
s u b v e r s i v e
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>>76904392
>its great to being back
*here face after second round loss*

Just watched Con Fed final highlights, couldn't believe the luck of the eternal Saxon

FUCK GERMANY AND FUCK WHITE "PEOPLE"

>>76904426
>its great to being back

So this was what she said? I listened this part a few times and always heard something like "it's great to bean bag".

who the fuck talks like this?

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>>76904435
*fingers asshole*
>again

>>76904478
Emre Can deserved to be raped desu. That kind of lack of sportsmanship where players hold on to the ball like a little bitch is worse that murder imo

t. player of football

>>76904498
t. joel pohjanpalo
however, yes, i dislike can.

>>76904435
im glad they won, vidal is a disgusting loudmouth ape

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>>76904567

real eyes realize real lies

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Andrw pls

>>76904584
oi m8 do you know the difference betwixt jelly and jam?
i can't jelly this dick in ur mums arse

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>chileANOS

>>76904608
they lost the match, but they won our hearts

>>76904601
jelly has gelatin in it
t. knower

why is murray so funny?
https://youtu.be/ghpJyeR2fVM?t=2m

>>76904601
jam has chunks of fruit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpn7C6r-WEM

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dunno if i go slep and risk missing start of wimby or stay up

>>76904692
Sleep. Watching tennis when tired is shit

>>76904622
Somehow it doesn't surprise me that fingering another man's bum hole makes him win your heart.

>>76903669
>>76903854
>>76903855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWUMSPekHBE

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who is this dude?

>>76904799
me

>>76904776
humans are not capable of randomizing

>>76904824
looking good hun :)
>>76904826
see >>76904799

>>76904824
wanted to say 'on the right' didn't you?

looking like a beautiful day here..

>>76904776
assuming there is one correct answer which is listed among the options there, B? but the question is not specified...

Federer and the beer baron's stately home: The most exclusive tennis court in Switzerland
In the spring Roger Federer practiced undisturbed at Zurich's Goldküste for his dream of an 8th Wimbledon title. The property with tennis grass court is owned by a Swiss-Brazilian, who is worth 33 billion.
A property, on the right bank of Lake Zurich. Dense trees and rocks shelter it from undesired peeks. A lot of green, a few bushes, yellow flowers on the side of the footpath right next to the water. A boathouse. A green trampoline in the garden. And a ground with grass blades carefully cut to 8 mm height, a net and white lines. It's probably a tennis court with one of the most exclusive location.
This is where Roger Federer drives up regularly in spring during his 10-week break, in order to prepare on the green for the highlight of his year: The Grand Slam tournament in Wimbledon, where he targets his 8th title from Monday on.
Even the practice partners have been taken care of. Beside his friend from young days Marco Chiudinelli, the American Ernesto Escobedo and Mackenzie Macdonald as well as the Croat Matija Pecotic dwell in Switzerland after being invited by Federer, furthermore his coach Ivan Ljubicic. When weather turns bad the group practices on hard courts or indoors. Because the weather was fine most of the time, Federer said he became a practice world champion.

...

All this is possible because of the connection to him: Jorge Paulo Lemann (77), Swiss-Brazilian and with an estimated wealth of 33 billion dollars one of the 20 richest people on earth. He owns the property at Lake Zurich.
But not a lot is known publicly about Lemann. The son of a migrant cheesemaker from Emmental grew up in Rio de Janeiro, in the borough Leblon. His studies lead him to the United States to the elite university Harvard. After that he learned the tricks of the trade at Credit Suisse in Geneva. He is regarded as a talented tennis player. He plays for Switzerland and Brazil at the Davis Cup, he takes part in the Wimbledon and French Open tournaments. When he becomes aware that he won't make it to the top 10 he gives up his tennis career. So he said to the news magazine "Spiegel".
He commits himself to entrepreneurship instead. "It's just as much work having a big dream as having a little - so dream the big one" In 1970 he founds Banco Garantia, which he later sells to Credit Suisse for 675 million dollars. The majority of his wealth comes from brewing. In 1989 he takes over Brahma, the biggest Brazilian brewery group. He is dreaming of becoming the biggest brewer in the world one day. Legend has it that after making the deal of a lifetime in 2008 he rides with his friend Fernando Henrique Cardoso (86), President of Brazil from 1995 to 2002, on a camel through Gobi desert.
...
Might translate more later if anybody is interested

https://www.solothurnerzeitung.ch/sport/federer-und-das-privatanwesen-des-bierbarons-der-exklusivste-tennisplatz-der-schweiz-131480319

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>when you wake up with profound sadness but then you realize the slam starts today

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it's time boys

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>>76905185
>>76905213
Yiiiiippppiiiiiieeeee

p.s. Does anyone else use the audio captcha more often because the visual one is broken?

wimbled on

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>>76905173
>Ernesto Escobedo

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which of these are must have?

>>76905272
none, bandanas are useless

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>>76905280
u wut m8

what matches should i watch today?

also any good looking girls at wimbledon?

I love this time of year, tennis and the tdf.

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>>76905282
thats just for fashion, if u want to remove sweat use pic related

>>76905293
hi roger

>>76905295
those don't sit comfortably for me, i like with the bandana that you can tie it yourself and adjust how much pressure you want on it
they get mega sweaty for me so i'm sure it does a good job keeping some sweat away from my face
eitherway it's because i have long hair so i need something to hold it back

with the one you are showing you will move it across your face or something to wipe the sweat away? if so i guess the bandana one you can't really do that but you can use a towel or wrist things to remove some sweat so

>>76905284
There are so many. The Kyrgios match might be the most interesting one in the first wave of matches. It should be a relatively quick match as Kyrgios just serve rushes to the TB. Or we will see that he is injured. The next wave is Murray and Nadal. The last wave features Wawrinka. You won't be able to watch all those completely. So many good things offered in this 5 ***** star tournament. It is good for different reasons.

Robson, Svitolina, Pliskova, Putintseva, Bouchard, Vekic if you want to watch good looking players.

Additional bonus: No disgusting music played, everyone wears pristine, unspoilt white

Did remove BBC 3 from the iplayer?`frei straed

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>>76905338
>everyone wears pristine, unspoilt white

hope i can find the kyrgios match cuz i wanna watch that one

>>76905366
BBC sports streams every match

>>76905370
or at lest every court with a camera

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>eating the extras on your plate so you can eat the entire meat in a row
literally our girl

>>76905377
Why would anyone do that?

>>76905370
ok i'll go check that out and see if i can get it working later today

finally 4chanX fixed that bloody countdown timer bug

>>76905393
autism

>>76905338
cheers

so i'm on holiday and apparently the spanish don't believe in wimbledon being on tv for free. does anybody have a good stream link? i'm dying to watch some tennis senpai

>>76905714
bud there isnt free 10is since 5 years ago

>>76905714
on the wimbledon site, not sure if you have to be in uk to watch though

if not check acesoplisting.in/ for Spanish streams

>>76905714
livetv.sx/enx is usually better than acesoplisting ive found, even for well ace and sop links.

>>76905714
>get unotelly for free
>watch iplayer
>send money to britgov for watching without a telly license
It's not that hard

lads is it cool to ask out your female friend's younger sister?

>>76905777
You should ask the friend and not us desu

>>76905781
She says she's ignoring me when it comes to her sister

>>76905726
which channel? doesn't seem to be one that doesn't require a subscription.

>>76905733
>>76905747
>>76905768
thanks lads, i'll try these options out

>>76905777
She a good friend? then no.
You will loose one of them either way.

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>you now remember that Raonic was in last year's final

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Just finished my workout. pls rate

90 minutes cycling, 30 minutes running, attempt to flirt with a milf (she was kind but not interested), 60 minutes swimming in ice-cold water

also which wta player (female) could I score with my iron man body and 2.5 Michaels level autism the most likely?

Why are Djokovic and Murray so down now? Have they already peaked or just down on form?

Which random whore is a worth a punt? I assume they all have a chance to win.