/brg/ - BRASILEIRÃO GENERAL - This Android client sucks edition

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>>76885407
Standings

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>>76885407
News also say that Vasco hired Luís Leal from Cerro Porteño

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Eurico bump

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Ba x Vi

Flamengo 3-1 SP
Corinthians 2-1 Botafogo
Patético 2-2 Cruzeiro
Sport 2-1 CAP
Vitória 1-2 Bahia
Coritiba 5-0 Vasco
Avaí 0-1 Ponte
Flu 2-0 Chape

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will they survive this year?

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>patético-MG

>>76889141
hopefully not

link para o jogo do zerão x patético ?

>>76894348
http://tudotv.tv/assistir-atletico-mg-x-cruzeiro-ao-vivo-gratis-em-hd-02-07-2017/
first or second are usually ok

Coritnthians whole strategy is parking the bus and hoping to score lucky goals. Today it shows that if the other team also defends, thay don't know what to do.

>>76895460
Are you enjoying the Brasileirão?

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>sumpaulu

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>>76885407
UMA
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DELICIA
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CUZEROOOOOOOOO
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>spicy

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>>76895551

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>>76895606
first match i saw was Vasco 3:2 Flu then i got lucky with some more like Gremio 6:3 with Chape for example so it was enjoyable, but then i saw some shit shows, i'd say that's somehow simillar to Ekstraklasa, with better players obviously; i like reckless tackles, i like nutmegs and chiping the ball over sliding defender, i like bench location at Sao Januario (seriously wtf)
i try to watch 1 to 3 matches every weekend, midweek games are too late
and i would enjoy more for sure if i would know all the background stuff: why go bay my cum, why is vasco a meme etc. however i learned that Gremio are chokers so that's something

>>76896502
pic related

>_ _ RINTIA

Based Corinthians lads

Corinthians scores

Time to park the bus again

>>76898392
the game is attack vs defense

what are you talking about?

Não sei o que é mais vergonhoso, a ''''defesa'''' do Cruzeiro ou o ''''estádio'''' do Galo

>corinthianswinslol

Bahia drew at Lixão. São Paulo moving to relegation zone.

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>>76897461
>why is vasco a meme etc.
3 times relegated in 10 years
President is basically Brazilian Corleone
Pikachu plays for them
In Libertadores zone but with a GD of -7
Went from Libertadores top 8 to yoyo in one year
One of the starting defenders got arrested when he played for Bayern
Once the water supply of Vasco's stadium got cut because they didn't pay denbts
In the first relegation someone tried suicide in the stadium (pic related)

and many other factors...

corinthians opened 7 points from gremio and 9 from palmeiras

holy shit

>>76899340
Yeah, this year is already over.

Let's go Vasco!!

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>>76899340
>>76899670
No.
Considering we will win the 2 matches against Corinthians, the difference is only 3 points, we got this already just hand us the trophy.

Would you rather see Corinthians or Flamengo win?

>>76900273
>the cheirinho of flamerda
the 5th place trophy is in the bag la

>>76900359
Corinthians. Every time a corinthiano gets cocky about their team winning shit, you just whisper
>'Série B'
and you win the argument.

VASCO!!!

>>76900427
O RESHPEITO VOLTOU. PONTO.

>>76900273
Uh, I don't think they'll let Memengo even get close.

Flamengo's next 4 matches:
>Vasco
>Gremio
>Cruzeiro
>Palmeiras

Corinthians' next 4:
>Ponte Preta
>Alt. Paranaense
>Palmeiras
>Avai

It's more likely that the 9 point difference will grow to 15 or something.

>>76900387
But soon this argument will only be valid if you are a Flamengo, Cruzeiro, Santos or Chape fan.
I'd rather have Flamengo since they haven't won anything of importance this decade yet.

>>76899038
what the fuck. Fucking Sardines

>>76900930
>my team is on the list
I'm okay with it.

>>76900908
4 easy victories for Flamengo, screencap this.
Ill even become a tripfag for this.

>>76900930
Copa do Brasil 2013.

>>76900990
t. tripfag
It's not like your opinion matters. Even Alt Mineiro wins those meme cups.

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>>76899340
>Check thread
>corinthians opened 7 points
>Check local team on serie C
>Gives a tie on the end of game

yeah, another year without see national football

nowdays only our NT gives something good...

>>76901224
Delete this immediately.

16/45
And that's our first away point. Good game, thigh.
Sábado é dia de comer urubu.

Anyone watching Resenha? This one with Caio Ribeiro is top tier.

>>76889141
Kek, people were saying they would win it all.

>>76901611
why is 45 a goal?

Can Flamengo threaten Corinthians now that Guerrero is unlocked?

>>76906101

45 is the average amount of points necessary in order to not get relegated

>>76906101
>why is 45 a goal?
45 points supposedly guarantees that you won't get relegated, which is more than Vasco could hope for, this season.

>Can Flamengo threaten Corinthians now that Guerrero is unlocked?
Well, they're the most likely to threaten them, with Guerrero, Diego, Everton Ribeiro and Neguebinha Jr, but that depends mostly on Corinthians fucking it up big time like they haven't done so far.

>>76906714
>45 points supposedly guarantees
Reminder that in a season where Náutico and América MG are in Série A and the average number of ties is low, the number could reasonably be as high as 57.

lads hows my Gremio doing

>>76908488
Choking, as usual.

>>76908590
fug, whos winning this year then

>>76908488
They don't care about the Brasileirão anymore. CdB and Libertadores are easier to win.

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fuck this gay league

>>76908674
Corinthians, it's already over.

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O H
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>>76908258
Atlético-GO and Hawaii aren't THAT shit.

O NOVO TÉCNICO DO SÃO PAULO É O SENHOR WALDEMAR

>>76911490
I doubt any top division club will consider hiring him, he'll fuck off to the middle east or china

shame he didn't stay longer to relegate são paulo

>>76912831
that's just plain sad. not a bambi meself, but was rooting for him. I'm tired of the same rotation of coaches

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>>76911490

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COMING UP NEXT

>>76915077
Is it on SporTV?

>>76915124
Yes. I'm at work, if ya could post a stream link for our lurker friends...

>>76915174
I'll watch it on tv, but here's a stream. Hope that it works, haven't checked.

http://tudotv.tv/assistir-fluminense-x-chapecoense-ao-vivo-gratis-em-hd-03-07-2017/#opcao0

>>76915228
posting moar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-TcM84YPo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx9f7DzyRK4

>the plane of chape

>The crashed plane of Chapecoense

>>76915453
>tfw everybody but me put him on cartola

ERA FOUL

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>Reginaldo e Rossi

why is flu so shit lads

>>76916747
All of those Série Cs left unpaid.

>>76916747
Everybody left. Only xerem bois remained, that and a few congolombians

>>76898932
Fuck Goal Difference, Wins is the first tiebreaker.
1 win and a GD of -10 > 3 draws and a GD of 0

there's no streaming service for brasileirao in canada
there's one for america but we don't have the regional rights to it
so gay
T___T

>>76885407
Guys I'm going to be I'm Rio Friday through Wednesday should I watch a game ? Are they cheap ? Who should I root for ? Will I get caught in a riot ?

>>76918206
>should I watch a game ?
Yes
>Are they cheap?
Certainly cheaper than NFL
> Who should I root for?
Botafogo
>Will I get caught in a riot ?
Probably not

>>76918206
>>76918297
Alternatively, you can go to the Vaxco - Flamengo derby, but there will probably be riots and be more expensive.

>>76918320
This actually looks interesting. Should I try to Blend in by wearing a flamengo jersey ?
>>76918297
I'll be out of Rio by the time Botafogo has a home match

>>76918396
Vasco are the home team ,so that's probably not a good idea.

>>76918206
On the way to the stadium there'll be a lot of people selling stuff from both teams. Buy a cheap hat or whatever from the home team and blend in. After the match, hide or dump it anywhere so you won't get stabbed. Try not to look gringo. Do not show your phone in public.

>>76918422
>>76918462
Thanks guys. I dont really know much about your league but would like to experience a match while I'm there. Whats the nest way to buy a ticket ? Online or can I get one day of the match ? I don't really mind sitting in some cheap seats.

>>76918501
I honestly don't know. The last time I went to a Gremio match I bought my ticket online and there was a huge line at the stadium by the time of the game. It might be the same in Rio, but I honestly don't know.

>>76918501
I suggest that you buy your ticket in the day of the match but earlier (I'm assuming that you don't like waiting) or a day before the game, because some stadiums have a slow system.

>>76918749
>>76918588
Thanks for all the advice guys. Will ask around more once I actually get to Brazil. I look forward to watching a match.

>>76918843
Have fun, m8. Just remember that around favelados, never relax.
>>76918836
If I pull that off, will he score?

>>76918843
I'll give you some tips on how to survive in Rio

>Make sure that you're not alone and have someone who speaks English and Portuguese with all the time
>Avoid going to slums at all costs (If you're not in a slum in Rio, you're close to one)
>Hide your money, phone or expensive stuff well in case you go out with them
>Don't get into fights
>Use condoms if you are planning to fuck someone
>Never relax completely around blacks and non-whites
>If you're being mugged, don't fight the mugger
>If you're being pickpocketed, don't fight the pickpocket

I'll give you more tips when I wake up, okay?

>>76919382
*With you all the time

I forgot one tip
>If you hear gunshots (You will hear it a lot), lay it on the ground or run to a safe place

>>76918396
>This actually looks interesting. Should I try to Blend in by wearing a flamengo jersey ?
>In São Januário
Hope you got enough money to pay hospital bills fampai

>>76918843
Try to buy tickets far from the away sector, its a huge derby and there will probably be riots on that area. The most expensive tickets usually are the latest ones to sell out and are probably your best chance of getting tickets, try to buy them online or a few days before the match. Also, do not wear anything red, and watch out, Vasco's stadium is in the middle of a slum. If you go to the home stands and wear something Vasco-related you probably won't have any problems, but there is no such thing as too much caution.
>>76919382
>Avoid going to slums at all costs (If you're not in a slum in Rio, you're close to one)
You do know that São Januário is in a slum, right? Kek.

>>76918843
I'd be happy to know that you went to see the Flamengo x Vasco and enjoyed it.

Yeah, Sao Januario is a slum, but certainly not one of the worst ones today, and yeah, all the Flamengo x Vasco matches have been shit for the last 3 years, but it can be entertaining.

>>76920432
>>76922152
To be fair, the slum was built around São Januário

>>76918206
>Are they cheap?
No more than 40 dollars for the top tier ticket. Put ten more dollars or get a cheaper ticket if you wanna get wasted with cheap beer or eat a street hot dog.

>Root for
Vasco and Botafogo are the "home" teams this weekend. Vasco gets Flamengo (another local team) on Saturday at São Januário and Botafogo gets Atlético-MG on Sunday at Engenhão. Engenhão is more comfy and has less potential of after game chimpouts

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Who /G-6/ here?

Vasco enfrenta o Flamengo sem Jean, Douglas Luiz e Breno, provavelmente com os bostas do Rafael Marques e Wellington e o estreante Bruno Paulista.

Flamengo vai dar uma sova.

>>76923985
> Bruno Paulista
Oh doG, I had so many hopes for that guy... injuries fucked him hard. Curious to see how he'll play.

>>76918206
If you don't support Vasco you're literal shit.

>>76923985
You're forgetting Flamengo's tendency to choke and the fact that Zé Ricardo is a meme coach.
>>76924165
>supporting vasco
>2017

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>200 brazilian monies to watch a game at flamengo's "stadium"

>>76924382
Ze Ricardo is the memiest of the memes, but this hasn't stopped Flamengo from beating Vasco this year. I can't even begin to understand how better coaches managed to be whooped by Vasco in that time when Flamengo lost like 10 straight games to Vasco.

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>>76924408
>a fucking trapdoor

imagining the lawsuit here

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C R A S H I N G

T H I S

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BREAKING NEWS: NAÚTICO IS WINNING

>>76929870
>crashing this tractor today

>ana luiza got eliminated from masterchef

Why live?

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>>76936274
>that ass won't be on tv anymore

B-bros...

>>76929870
F U C K S

>>76937051
>tfw no mineira gf that cooks well

She should fix her accent, though.

>>76901016

fuck off, copa do brasil is goat

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>Baumjohann

WTf, Schumasteiger when?

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oh, damn... better start buying some Doritos