Everyone is kil
GIVE BUBBA YOUR ENERGY LADS!
\O/\O/\O/
\O/\O/\O/
\O/\O/\O/
Fucking niggers get the fuck out of NASCAR, RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
haha difagetto btfo
>caution for nothing
WHY IS GOOD YEAR SO FUCKING BAD BRING IN CONTINENTAL ALREADY REEEEEEEEEE
>diburrito
Duh burrito
>caution for some guy who blows well behind the pack
>joonyah gets nothing while being in the middle of the pack
reddit btfo
LE REDDIT DRIVER BTFO
My digits say that Danica Patrick will win this race
For me, it's Blaney.
>matt dibereddittedo
I also think Danica will pull off a win
>somehow
I like the paint on the 32
>>76877871
i'm okay with this
Danicles wins
>Kahne P10
GIVE KAHNE YOUR ENERGY
>suddenly out of no where Allmendinger and Buescher hook up and push to a JTG 1-2
>>76877871
>tfw dave marcis still alive
30 laps to go. This is fun.
Everyone itt is gay except me
Digets will confirm
Landon Cassill is the true meme driver and he can win with Front Row.
>>76877910
im ok with this
4chan should sponsor Blaney
>inb4 he wins the race and sponsorship prices increase dramatically
>aye cayme chere to whace
>danicles
>jewner
>gimmie
>krut
>kryle
>lelliot
>mcflurrey
>clit
Who else am I forgetting?
what the fuck Blaney won a race already?
>NASCAR in Current Year
>woman driver
>black driver
>mexican driver
So many possible awesome meme endings here.
>mfw when it ends up jwl
>>76877984
>the 1 week I skip watching NASCAR Blaney wins the fucking race
fuck
>>76877952
>Having a green haired loli on your hood
Okay
>>76877980
newfag
>>76877984
yeah at pocono
>>76877994
Calm your tits edgelord, your bait isn't working.
>>76878001
Blaney probably lurks
If that beaner wins i will post a picture of my STD Infected penis
Holy hell Blaney just side drafted the bejesus out of Suarez. He put a parachute on our Mexican lad.
>>76878045
what will you post if the nigger wins?
O SHIT
>>76878058
My eyeball
>Blaney trying to block with 25 to go
either ballsy or stupid
Holy shit suarez is actually doing great
Bubba is behind Blaney and they're bros.
They driving crazy rn
Kahne also has a fast car because it was his job to push Jr. He's gonna win.
Build the wall
Put him in the wall
>DALE
>TRUEX
>CHASE
>SUAREZ
WHO HAS PATRICIAN TASTE IN DRIVERS HERE?
KHANE THE MADMAN
>>76878089
not you apparently
>>76878080
not anymore
I can't decide if I want kissy, Suarez or Clit to win more
Blaney just got btfo
I don't like Kahne or care either way, but I'd be happy if he won. It's been forever man.
KAHNE?
THATS A BIG LEAD
tfw want to watch the end of the race but have to take a fiery shit and my asshole is already starting to hurt from the strain of holding it in
Unless they fuck this up it's gotta be JGR winning. The 19, 11 and 20 are all in the front.
>clit is just waiting fpr the right moment
>>76878128
>he doesn't have a poopsock
wot r u, casul?
>>76878130
Kahne has wrecked TWICE and both time got back through the pack within 10 laps. His car is fast as shit because as another nigger said he was supposed to be the one pushing Junya to the win. It's Kahne's to lose
>THIS RACING
W E W
E
W
>the only side-by-side all night that takes place during actual racing
>>76878128
Take your phone to the toilet and follow the thread while you shit. Next best thing.
t.someone who did the same thing earlier
Reeeeeee commercials
Caution during commercial?
I'm gonna bust a nut if Kahne pulls this off.
>>76878128
Just hit up craigslist
>this racing this late
>going to commercial to air the same commercials again
bravo
BIG JUAN WHEN
>>76878128
YouTube stream on phone
>>76878141
>he has a poopsock
Who else /smithfieldfreshpork/ here?
Reminder Kahne is a cocky cunt and talks up his driving skills.
He does not deserve to win.
Dubs and Khane runs out of fuel with 3 to go
>>76878149
>Kahne winning
Fuckin kek.
>>76878172
Top 4 are on top then 3 wide
>Commercials during NASCAR
All the shit on their suit isn't enough?
>>76878190
>off by one
A win tonight might actually save Kahne's career.
>>76878196
Rednecks can't read, anon.
i swear i saw the caution lights on during commercials
who /lifelong/ kahnelad here
the goat helmet cam here and in indy. need some awards for this shit
>CUcklist
>>76878197
Are you retarded?
rolling for pusy
>15 to go
ITS FUCKING BED TIME
>almindingy
>>76878207
>you will never see the Sprint logo appear and think it is a caution again
Thank god
>>76878197
>nascar fans attempting math
>>76878235
What are you, 80?
Friendly reminder that you'd spread em for Kahne even if you aren't gay.
>>76878234
nice
Go to bed Luke
FUCK KAHNE
>>76878226
>>76878243
>off by one
>>76878221
I'm surprised it didn't happen earlier with the cup cars
>>76878235
Go to bed right now mister or I'm docking you 15 good boy points
Dicky Steakhouse steals another win
STICKY WINNING AT ANOTHER FAKE TRACK
>>76878234
based pusy poster
>mfw I met Blaney when he was like 17 and I was like 15
>also met his dad but he's not important
We're practically bros
KAHNE GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU NIGGER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>inb4 big suarez
Bayne can't be running minimum speed.
How come the shittiest drivers always do well at the restrictor plate tracks?
DAYTONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BIG JUAN SOON
>>76878331
LET'S GO AWAY
>inb4 larson causes a wreck
>Kenseth shuffled out
Neat
>>76878330
Even playing field
>>76878330
because plate tracks aren't real tracks
This is some good racing, I really hope we don't see a caution.
GOD DAMNIT WHY YOU GOTTA FUCK MY BOY BLANEY UP
Oh shi
>Being the lesser known Dillon brother
is this better or worse then being the lesser known Schenn brother? (/hoc/)
>>76878346
called it no fucking way
LARSON NOOOOOOO
>kyle trying to reenact 2013
M E M E
E
M
E
THE
BIG
ONE
>>76878358
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
wew
also
>kinsis
>rarson
>it's a jwl episode
BLANEY
>>76878346
damn texas
>>76878346
fuck
>>76878346
based Texas
>>76878346
shit nigga
>>76878341
BIG JUAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1WlBBVPMJo
Medium juan
>first person view of 42 going airborne
Pure kino. Need a webm of that
almost thought the catch fence was getting another test
better watch your back, Larson #outlawnation
If both Dillions win before JGR I may have to take a break from NASCAR lads
And OMG holy jesus fucking christ Kurt just hit the wall a TON
STEAKHOUSE
are those roof flaps new?
>>76878405
this
>>76878358
WELP
>>76878346
hmm
Kurt OK? That was unbelievable hit.
>>76878429
>are those roof flaps new?
is this a joke?
>>76878429
as in it looks like a third roof flap
>>76878330
They make the best cheater cars.
Kahne's highlight reel for the win keeps getting better
HOW WILL LE BASED BLACK DRIVER WIN NOW???
>another red
lel
>>76878346
WIZARD
Please be okay krut
Bubba is kill dammiy
41 did a Dale Sr
>>76878444
it looked like a new roof flap in the rear driver side
>another larson race where something in the last 10 laps fucks him over
classic
>>76878389
>>76878435
Yeah, looks like I jinxed it. Dang it. Now it'll probably be green white checker. I hate restart finishes.
1. 13
2. 38
3. 47
Please let one of these win
Is krut kill?
If digits krut is kill
>>76878455
He is fine, they played his radio
More big name drivers knocked out. We have the chance to get a real memester winning here.
krut got smiley'd
>>76878429
In the early 90's BP used to explain them literally every race for years after they became standard on cup cars
>>76878477
>Is krut kill?
>If digits krut is kill
WAT?
>watching boxing
>commercial
>flip to nascar
>wreck
>>76878477
If repeating digits, rain starts while the red is out.
>kyle larsons 2013 flip was nearly half a decade ago
>>76878477
delet senpai
what the fuck even caused the crash, there hasn't been a single good replay showing
someone tap him?
>everyone wrecks during a green white checker
>one car survived and coasts to victory
>it's Corey Fucking Lajoie
>>76878514
Larson fucked up
if trips we get a double flip
>>76878514
42 tried blockimg the 17
If kek blesses these numbers David Ragan crashes the chase with a win tonight.
>>76878514
Larson lost speed and was stuck between Ragan and Stenhouse
>>76878477
Erik Jones win.
CONFIRMED.
>>76878477
PRAISE KEK
>>76878514
Larson came across Steakhouse's front and caught a little air underneath.
>autism flapping his hands after staying alive
always cracks me up
>>76878516
>everyone wrecks
>NASCAR lets everyone work on their cars and then return to the track to restart in the order they return
>Junior goes out first
>they decide to call the race five minutes later
Bread with the killshot attempt on autism.
POST YFW MENARD WINS
>>76878514
Larson went to to the highline and didn't know Stenhouse was already there
>>76878514
He tried to block the 17 too late....or he moved up the track thinking he had an opening
>>76878552
Clit will win
>tfw Corey Lajoie wins a race before any of the jgr guys
>>76878514
steakhouse pushed Larson in the tri oval/dog leg
>>76878552
>>76878545
What did he mean by this? Anyone have a gif of the flapping?
>>76878552
Will we have a meme winner or will give pull through?
>>76878552
Jimmie, Newman and Steakhouse are the ONLY drivers in the top 24 that have won this season.
>>76878569
objectively perfect jawline
>>76878541
He got fucking totaled holy shit
I actually never saw the video
>>76878577
birds fly anon
>>76878552
>>76878516
I kinda want to see this. Dr Pepper car winning the Coke 0-400
>8 cars
Is a big one
dubs and lajoie wins
>>76878584
if singles, memes will win
>yfw the dillon bros win before jgr
>>76878611
Kek
>>76878611
>mfw all these newfags ITT that actually think gimmie isn't winning this
>>76878611
TOP KEK
>>76878591
when your husband looks like Pee-wee Herman's retarded cousins but gets that Gibbs' money
singles and Kahne loses
>another race ends in overtime
WOOO
HOOOOO sport is ded
>>76878611
Is JWL a meme?
>>76878618
>>76878640
trips and kahne wins
Jimmie or JGR winning this thing is literally the only possible bad outcomes. So many literal whats in range.
Trips and danica wins
rolling for winner
>>76878644
>all the fords in the back
thinking
Been out and about...what have i missed
DANICA PLS
>TY DILLON
>RAY GUN
>DINGER
>STEAKHOUSE
>CLIT
WEW LADS
Miss gililand :(
>this feedback
are you serious nbc
>>76878664
So close, like many of her performances.
Fucking camera work has been on point tonight. Helmet and backstretch cam are lit.
I like that Larson isn't afraid to own his fuck ups.
>>76878679
Danica's mom
>shitty no names up front
plate races are such a shitshow
>>76878611
>>76878477
All these bad gets in the thread
who /missswervinirvin/ here
>>76878679
The based black man was doing well and the Nip fucked everything
who we rooting for here lads?
I'm all in in Dinger
>>76878704
Stay mad France
>>76878664
>>76878679
>>76878684
>>76878692
lel, I can hear her in the background of the NBC mics on the MRN broadcast
How the fuck does the playoff works
Is Kyle Busch in?
danica gonna pull thru lads
>>76878714
Jones
Who /CRT/ here
>yellows laps count as actual laps
why is this a thing and why has it been a thing?
>>76878714
this has been a kahne thread
JGR goyim keep moving
>Gilliland has been mentioned more times than Landon this race
>>76878733
Plugging ur DirecTV genie into a crt
Green White checker lads?
>>76878740
Since forever.
>>76878740
tbf senpai, bristol would take eons if they didn't count
PLACE YOUR BETS WHO EGTS FIRST
I GOT A CHEEKY FIVER ON LOGANO
>>76878740
So Blaney gonna resurrect Mayfield's 12 next year and Bubba to the 21?
GIVE CLIT YOUR ENERGY LADS \O/\O/\O/`
>>76878753
It's just a regular receiver
>>76878740
Because otherwise these races would take fucking forever.
>when a 10 lap dirt track heat race takes 40 minutes because they won't stop crashing
>165 wins
do home commentators you're drunk
>>76878695
Yeah, I haven't liked a lot about the coverage, but aside from the Bat Cam, the camera work was nice. I really like the helmet cam.
>>76878770
Me on the left
>>76878714
Menard
rolling for the driver that fucks everything up and causes another big juan
HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS
kekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>dinny psins for no reason
>ENDING A RACE UNDER CAUTION
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
This shit is worse than a fucking ARCA race
Medium juan
>>76878778
O I didn't know they gave the fancy remotes out with those
WHY THE FUCK IS THE CAUTION OUT
FUCK OVERTIME
TOYOTA BTFO
HAMBONE
>JONES
>DENNY'S
OVERTIME
L I N E
I
N
E
>the city of joe gibbs racing
How many green white checkers?
R A G A N
A
G
A
N
>more cautions
Absolutely semen slurping
>11 and 77 both wreck
It's official. Singles and Johnson wins
>cars sliding harmlessly calls the caution
>joonyah's tire blowing in the middle of the pack doesn't
holy fucking shit im fucking pissed
Are you fucking kidding me
>>76878810
50 laps, we /CokeZero500/ now
>overtime
inb4 it ends going into turn 3 after a wreck out of turn 2
>raygun wins
>CUNT
>DESTROYER
>>76878705
>11 and 77
>yfw David Ragan makes the chase and nobody from JGR does
>another shitty overtime
how many gwc attempts here lads
Fuck NASCAR, be consistent. You called the caution in two seconds when kahne spun out.
>Gibbs cars wrecking for absolutely no reason
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH*breathes in*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
>overtime
>again
>>76878828
40***
>>76878779
Right? Went to the Summer series at Charlotte with the Banderleros and Legends. Those things take forever
>Talking about manufacturers like it matters with no Dodge
>>76878837
>>76878836
Meme magic is real
>>76878001
I didn't see a green-haired loli.
R A Y
A
Y
G U N
U
N
>>76878837
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>76878837
god that would be beautiful
>>76878847
if I get dubs, 2
It's crazy how far Kurt has come with the media. It wasn't that long ago that he was volatile as fuck when he dealt with them.
Krut throwing splitter shade
>>76878894
>if it refrains me from beating the shit out of you
damn which one of you motor/sp/orters was that on screen?
Literally autism
>David Regans older brother is retarded
>>76878888
you don't get tips in the ring, honey, only on the poll
also
>quads
>>76878898
Drivers want pavement in the infields for more than just splitter reasons.
I can't stop laughing whenever I see the Ragan retard
Is David Ragans brother a tard? He and Kurt Busch are a lot alike
>>76878894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPrRrgR7wrg
always a good kek
meme finish incoming
GITTEM RICKYYYYYYYYYY
i thought OT was just one lap
MCDOWELL
ANOTHER WIN AT A FAKE RACE COURSE
>Ragan listened to his brother for what line to pick
DANICA DID IT WOOOOO
DANICA GETTING POUNDED TONIGHT
STEAKHOUSE
>STEAKHOUSE
STEAKHOUSE
>STEAKHOUSE
STEAKHOUSE
>STEAKHOUSE
STEAKHOUSE
>STEAKHOUSE
STEAKHOUSE
Impressive shit by Ricky desu. Ragan fucked up, but still, Ricky had to do it and he did.
Man that was a pretty damn incompetent race for everyone involved.
>Bowyer 2nd again
very surprising top 10 tho
danica bout to get some boypusy tonite
>>76878977
hard kek
>stenhouse, bowyer, menard, mcdowell, newman, ragan, gaughan, dinger, erik jones, buescher
lmao
1 7
7
>>76878611
>>76878477
1 1
7 7
1
7
stenhouse is pretty impressive this year
Is this the biggest meme race of the year so far
>roush 2
>gibbs 0
>ricky steakhouse has 2 wins and JGR 0
JOONYA WINS BUT IT"S NOT DALE
STEAKHOUSE GETTING PUSY TONIGHT
lol raygun fucking blew it
That was a pretty boring finish desu
>>76878994
am i watching an xfinity race, wtf is this shit?
>>76878980
Thank god it wasn't a newfag, top four non winners in the chase should be safe now.
>>76878997
Holy shit
Danica's pussy, asshole and throat about to get filled with jizz tonight.
what the fuck was ragan thinking going to the outside hahah
I guess kennsith wishes he'd stayed with rouse
Kahne had the fastest car tho
SEMEN
Steakhouse gets 2!
Didn';t Stenhouse win the 500 too?
So the nigga swept Daytoner?
FAKE RACE TRACK
>>76879020
#justplatetrackthings
>leaning out of the car with the foot on the accelerator
NASCAR is gonna give him an infraction
>>76879023
>Danica gets knocked up and has to retire
>>76879045
won 500 because lolcaution which fucked over larson who blew his lead
>>76879045
Nah, dega
>another interview on the front stretch
NBC pls
>kentucky next week
>companion races
>nbc
>>76879061
>she has a private abortion to keep racing and it leaks, which ends her nascar career because southerners ain't down with baby killing
1 7 7 6
7
7
6
>1776 WE ARE THE CHAMPS
AMERICA
>1776 WE ARE THE CHAMPS
AMERICA
>1776 WE ARE THE CHAMPS
AMERICA
>1776 WE ARE THE CHAMPS
AMERICA
>1776 WE ARE THE CHAMPS
AMERICA
>1776 WE ARE THE CHAMPS
AMERICA
>1776 WE ARE THE CHAMPS
AMERICA
>1776 WE ARE THE CHAMPS
AMERICA
AMERICA
FUCK YEAH
>>76878994
Nascar has a shit ton of decent young drivers, maybe the most since the 70s, should be good for the future of the sport.
>AMERICA 1776 WE ARE THE CHAMPS
Hendrick engines are good, chassis are questionable, but there's no doubting that Roush Yates are building some god tier engines right now. The Fords are so strong everywhere.
>>76879045
What? Fuck no, he finished 31st. He won at Dega.
Lmao my local channel cut off the coverage to show me their shitty identification
hey lads got the POV webm of larson going up in the air
sorry it took so long
best top ten of the season
>"America, 1776, we are the champs"
>>76879040
>one and only kahne fan
>i didnt post that
where you at la
1776 WE ARE THE CHAMPS
>congratulations ricky, i'm waiting for you at the motorhome to give you your prize
>not 1488 the south will rise again
what a pussy
AMERICA PROVED BEST FLAG ONCE AGAIN
WE ARE THE CHAMPS
1776
>AMERICA
>1776
>WE ARE THE CHAMPS
>>76879098
>This entire WEBM
Bro...
>>76879045
that was Krut
steakhouse won the spring dega race
so both have been plate races
>>76879098
shit nigger what are you doing
>>76879102
i got a really good laugh out of that
Part of why I can't get behind Roush is that their sponsors are lame so their paint schemes look lame...and cheap.
Like Penske cars, Hendrick cars and Gibbs cars? They look the part out there. They look really fucking good. Roush is like the Great Value brand potato chips.
>>76879098
oh lawdy
>>76879136
Ricky won with the Three Fifths Compromise Bank car tonight, decent sponsor
>>76879136
>Hendrick cars
>look the part out there
What are you smoking
>Steakhouse thanks the troops and >>>muh God before the interview starts
>Danica already dressed for the night
she's pegging Stenny tonight
>two postrace interviews
>muh god
angry peep.jpg
>>76879153
Hendrick paintjobs are pretty sweet.
>>76879098
tenouttaten
>>76879117
>>76879115
>>76879109
>>76879104
>>76879102
>>76879090
>>76879085
>>76879084
>>76879082
https://youtu.be/U1mlCPMYtPk
1 7 7 6
7
7
6
>>76879098
>the city of this webm
>tfw no danica to congratulate you on your win
hold me /sp/
>>76879170
So far
>>76879153
Visually. They're good looking cars with good sponsors.
Roush is like the minor leagues. Their cars look cheap and like they're in sheet metal. The good cars look like cars.
I'm not blaming the RFR drivers...Jack just sucks with sponsors.
>>76879098
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THE NASCAR MONSTER ENERGY CUP SERIES ARCA BRAKES 400 SPONSORED BY COKE ZERO
>>76879136
this. They look like generic sponsor liveries you make in career mode
They havent had good liveries, like pic related, for years
>>76879127
penulty incoming for jumping on the roof
>>76879198
I'd bang her right there on the hood of the car
RICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKYRICKY
>>76879247
Enjoy you're third degree burns
>>76879098
>>76879098
Danica in victory lane the second time this year
>>76879098
saved desu
Nascar needs to change the aero package up again. That top ten is a joke, they need to bring back the skill of the draft like they had with the old cars in the 90s and 00s
>>76879332
It was like that because all the usual contenders got wrecked. Not the package
>>76879332
>Nascar needs to change the aero package up again. That top ten is a joke,
t.Joe Gibbs
How wet is Danica right now
>>76879502
soaked
WE
DID
IT
BOYS
>no north carolina good ol boys in the booth
>pedro almost wins
FUCK NBC
>>76879703
South Boston is close enough
>>76879098
gave me a good laugh, thanks bud