Elvis Zaun and Daddy Grapes Canada Day edition
Someone else post lineups or I will if I'm fast enough
I guess I'm speedy today
bagpipes time
you jelly amerifats?
>honoring armed forces with nickeback
might as well play rage against the machine for the new york chamber of commerce
>leafs
>Stars and stripes socks on the sox
kek
>Liriano
what fucking year is it
So on 4th of July if the Jays are playing away do they sing the Canadian national anthem at the start?
If not this is absolutely sad since we are jamming to our anthem up in their park
>Farrell no coaching today so he can watch ANOTHER team play
just fire this fuck
>>76869112
Be honest, do you really want Farrell coaching today?
Daily reminder Tim Hortons sucks.
>4 pitch walk first AB
finally time to see the real Liriano even with Russgod catching
wtf why are they celebrating fourht of july days early
where did farrell go, is he fired
DAD is GOING TO GET HOT
Hanley is honestly a fucking retard on the basepaths but at least he's hitting again
haha get rekt little canadian boy
BASED JBJ YES THE BEST FOURTH OF JULY EVER
candadian flags have evacuated the thread
>2 runs for Sale
too early to say ogre?
>>76869308
remember how he pitches when the red sox get runs for him though
A little late to the thread, but BJBJR
>>76869356
why were you so late huh out busy with your BOYFRIEND?? lol
>>76869317
>>76869378
it began
o-okay guys you have to let us win this one, last year was no fun for anyone and we're literally going to single-handedly kill baseball in canada if we repeat this ordeal on the 150th
>>76869383
i regret everything
>>76869391
that's fun just DON'T post the one from two years ago
>>76869180
>>76869401
>fier supporteur des
lol candains are weird
>>76869408
I'm really not even watching this game I'm just here from the rain delayed /turnleft/
Baseball in Canada is a mistake. Where should the MLB move Toronto's team to?
sit down little rat faced fuck
>>76869427
lol cool haha
who do i write to about this sidebar thing this has gone on long enough
>>76869399
>reyes 4 hit night
it will never be spoken of
>>76869391
>Bauer
Autism won
>>76869462
autism ALWAYS wins
>only 2 Ks
why are we paying this bum
>>76869462
>>76869466
It also speaks, and it says hueuheuheuheuheuhehue
>>76869468
great post
>>76869462
>putting in a fresh starter in the 14th inning
francona's autism definitely won
i wonder if it feels good to hit a home run
why are they BULLYING the canadians on their big day?
>>76869500
I hit a couple home runs when I was 14. Felt baller as fuck
>tfw your baseball career peaked as a pre-teen
lol dookie bustts is so good literally 4 pitch walk every time this guy comes up to the plate can you believe it #mvpaftertrout #notallpeanuts
i LOVE double steals!
Is Marrero elite?
GOOD MANLET
>BUTTISTA
HAHAHAHA
>red sox are undefeated when farrel isn't coaching
what did they mean by this???
saw this happening three months ago
gj pd
i appreciate it
>>76869586
this specifically?
This Blue Jay team isn't very good
>>76869582
They meant that the Sox have sustained zero losses when Farrell hasn't managed the team
We have one good pitcher.
Liriano isn't one of them.
ahaha if you made a loop of sale just shaking out his wrist it would be really funny to watch over and over :)
>>76869595
can you PLEASE tell me the moment where you thought someone would enjoy listening to faggot whining
kill yourself faggot
>CAUSE I KNOW I CAN TREAT YOU BETTER
>>76869603
GREAT post
>>76869608
looooooooooool DAMN,,, harsh but you have to respekt that
>>76869582
Not only that but the offense comes alive both times too
>>76869612
that f*king commercial drives me crazy it feels like they throw it twice every break
lol... get DRILLED, kid...
sale looks rly good in these unis, no homo though haha
haha beaned the FUCK out of that leaf
take that you dumb LEAF lmfao
im wearing a shirt with a giant american flag on it rn call the cops I dont give a fuck
>>76869589
the downturn generally, shit in april, good in may, shit in june and into july to be eliminated by august
>>76869653
On the phone with the Mounties RIGHT NOW
nice swing i guess that's canadian ''''skill'''' right there
>>76869652
this picture makes me happy
hate those loud fucks
>even sale has 2 walks in 2 innings
what the FUCK is happening in toronto these last 2 days???
>>76869673
they're throwing a lot of walks
>>76869673
he only has one walk you dipshit idiot
Jays offense is top JUST right now
>>76869671
yeah I'm not a fan of canadians either
>>76869654
you saw shit all except a bus advertisement yesterday reminding you that we have a baseball team that your bandwagon ass has to cry and whine about
kill yourself faggot
>>76869678
HBP is a walk you stupid dumb IDIOT
>>76869692
optimist go back to bed until Guerrero Jr hits the bigs
>>76869694
>HBP is a walk
wow you deserve death
get FUCKED lol
not gay but damn Sale works FAST
>>76869708
gay
>>76869703
thats it im sick of your frickin attitude bub
oh HAHA, isn't that fucking great, get bored and fuck off all season but now that you're friendless and alone on canada day as usual you remembered there was somewhere you could go and spray your fucking misery around, lol better go talk shit about baseball as if I've watched more than 3 games this year
end ur lyfe lmao im so mad on so many different levels fuck canada day
>>76869716
joe kelly talks a lot of shit for a guy in glasses
bet i could beat him up and take his girlfriend lmao
>>76869720
you'r angerey
>>76869732
i bet he would PUNK you OUT kid
guerin wearing red to increas her chances of getting dicked down for fourth of july
>>76869745
thanklful;y I have MANY drugs to pass this day of patriotism in sweet oblivion
wow optimistfags are really upset that pessimists have dared to show their face as it becomes clear april was no fluke and the team really is this old and shit
thats okay though Shatkins will surely stand pat and let this debacle burn itself out
>>76869781
post pics
Vermont maple syrup > New Hampshire maple syrup >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Canadian maple syrup
if your maple syrup doesn't look like this you have SHIT maple syrup
Why are Blue Jays fans on two sides of an ideological debate
your team is painfully mediocre, it's not something to lose your shit over
>>76869788
almost got me there FBI ;)
>>76869759
I like joe tbqh
way better pitcher than sale, should still be starting right now in fact
>>76869802
reddit tier poste
>>76869840
t. reddit
STOP FIGHITNG BEFORE I BEAT YOU ALL UP
>>76869846
reddit professor
>>76869870
t. student of reddit
>>76869880
reddit philosopher
>>76869180
Yeah I thought that was common knowledge
>>76869802
no, there are regular fans that just want to see the team do good and are as hopeful as can be expected from people who look for joy in life even if the team does look painfully mediocre
and then there's like two or three fucking bandwagoners so hysterically desperate to prove their superiority over their own fans that they have taken upon themselves to fucking broadcast their BRILLIANT strategy toward winning the world series by blowing the team the fuck up because people that have been watching for a year and a half have deep knowledge of swing mechanics and pitcher deliveries and just KNOW the team is on the verge of a 20 game losing streak and will miss the playoffs despite the fact that they were on an upward trend for the entirety of last year (t-they're going to fall out of contention this week, r-really WHY WON YOU LISTEN TO ME). it's retard /pol/ kids that need their narrative of decline or they can't act superior by providing retarded answers for the end of the world
there's no ideological debate. there are normal fans and there are literal cancers
>Ad for Boston Pizza
>except it's crossed out to say Canada Pizza
>Both are inferior to the go tier Chicago Style Pizza
d...do you think Sale likes Canada? ;-;
Honestly though, eastern canadians like new england more than the rest of canada/USA, right?
I unironically feel like I have more in common with eastern canadians than I do anybody south of mass tbqh
haha chris sale RAPING the blue jays but not literally because that's gay
haha
>>76869911
Boston Pizza doesn't even exist in Boston, dumb leafs
>1.0 scoreless
is Luke Farrell, dare I say it, already more valuable to his team than John Farrell?
i never ever
>>76869942
literally yes
we are undefeated when farrel isn't in the dugout
>>76869929
Boston pizza was so awful that it was disavowed? Now if only New York had the dignity to do the same with that jewish made cardboard.
>>76869911
that's a lasagna
also boston pizza always just seemed like the most uninspired, unremarkable chain restaurant out there, kek if it's not even in boston
>>76869978
I promise you that here in Boston, Boston Pizza is not a thing. I didn't even know it existed until I had the displeasure of visiting Toronto. The outside of the Rogers Centre looks uninspired and just plain boring. "OOoohh it's a big dooome" I heard someone, who was ugly, lazily exclaim as I walked down the street in Toronto. That's when I heard the morning prayers start to hum through the intercoms that were erected all over the "diverse" neighborhood that I was in. I like the little Glenn Gould statue though.
sale on big dick watch
>>76870081
it's probably really big and huge
>>76870064
skydome looks cool from the outside though pls no bully
having a big wiener is overrated
one time during relations a girl cried because she said I was too big and it hurt and it turned me off completely and made me frustrated
I'm not even that big either
>>76870115
girls always cry and for no reason it's because they regreted their life choices
>>76870081
its probably a thin dry crusty thing with a foreskin so thin it's transparent
fucking disgusting, why did you trade for this ugly ass
>>76870130
Steve Pearce on suicide watch after Sale showed him his mandingo
OH MY GOD THE ROOF IS SLIDING OFF THEY'RE ALL GOING TO BE CRUSHED THEY NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW
>tfw Dave quits to become a weather man so they hire Don back
TYBG
What the fuck is up with Sales?
Last year he was a mentally unstable, team uniform destroying, gets shelled every other outing train wreck when he pitched for the Who.
>>76870173
trying to pitch to contact more
this year he's just trying to strike out everything that moves
>>76870173
It might have something to do with the fact that the White Sox are a dumpster fire of an organization and more poorly run than the Red Sox (Which is hard to do)
I also think it finally came to him that hes just wasting his career playing for a toilet. He wanted to win and liked the Red Sox. Now he's giving us all he has.
WTF PITCH TO MOOKIE
>>76870235
>12 balls, 1 strike
okay how about this, we'll take a backseat this year and let you and the stankees into the playoffs, as long as you promise us an entertaining ALCS
>>76870244
you're not in a position to be bargaining you smelly canadian
>>76870259
loooool
>>76870244
Oh god imagine another Red SoxvYankees ALCS the memes would be ridic
>>76870259
watch it buddy we WILL sneak into the wildcard
habley is getting hot DFA anon purchasing asprin in record quantities
>5-0
ITS CANADA DAY DID YOU NOT GET THE MEMO I SAID YOU HAD TO LET US WIN THIS ONE
>>76870278
Yankees and Twins in wildcard, who wins?
>>76870322
don't open, seizure warning
>>76870322
the moment sale was booked our fate was sealed
fucking farrell knows us too well, he wont throw us a bone and put Price in
>walking two runners in
farrell btfo
>>76870326
judge blasts a walk off salami and makes all the bombston busts shit their pants
>>76870370
miguel sano>>>>aaron sludge
>this is what goes for mascot shenanigans these days
>>76870352
so rude. he must've known how last year's game went
>Happy birthday to you
>Happy birthday to you
>Happy birthday happy birthday
>happy birthday to you
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FUCKING LEAFS
>>76870385
i find it a unique and interesting take on a classic to be quite honest with you joe
ryan goins on small baby dick watch
im gonna wear this giant american flag shirt all day no fucks given just try and stop me im a rebel without a cause yeehaw
Whose after Sale? Is it Pomeranz or Porcello?
>you will never be a kid playing baseball for millions and your buddy skies it for a quick game of jackpot at a major league park DURING a major league game
>>76870473
jealous of jackie and mookie
>>76869959
no it's a chain that exists in the rest of America, we have Papa Gino's which is based
>>76870430
Wear something supporting Trump, be a stupid rebel, we have those in America, we call them Confederates.
>>76870499
yeah
>tfw feel like a small fun-loving kid like mookie but am actually a 6' 4" adonis
life is so hard dammit
HAUL YOUR FUCKING ASS HOME MARTIN IF THERES ONE FUCKING PERSON INVESTED IN NOT GETTING SHUT OUT ON CANADA DAY IT SHOULD BE YOU
loooool imaigne watching that as a blue jays fan
>>76870713
hahahaAHAHHAHAHAHA IUT WAS GREAT
tbqh with you Joe Canada is not showing the most fight on canada day
Who /eating seeds/ here?
yay new rook to get btfo/injured
nice "depth" we have here, playoff bound for sure
>>76870733
/peanuts/ here desu though I'm about to fucking throw it at jbj and a beer can at mookie
>>76870739
ball park security is on their way
>>76870746
security is mounties today and they aint gon catch me up in the nosebleeds on those fancy horses
>>76870739
WOW I am telling Trudeau you terrorist
>>76870739
Post pictures of your view
pull sale
Official MLB Network Commercial Ratings
1. Bacardi Rum dancing in street
2. All Star Promo
3. Coors with Cowboy voiceover
POWER GAP
9001. Lowes 4th of July
90000001. Apple Numale
looooooool blue jays you liked that?
Jose Bautista is the greatest player in the league.
>reminder there are "people" who actually thought the Jays "offense" would score a single run off Sale today
BASED SALE
A
S
E
D
S
A
L
E
CANADA DAY STATUS: HALF-PRICED
>>76870804
storm's a brewin
>>76870930
what section of the stadium is this
>>76870942
the part where I do meth and suck dicks for free
so you guys are selling at the deadline right
gib jash
>four more in fenway after the ASB
Elimination day will be sometime in early August? Sounds about right
>>76870961
don't tag me on any of your disgusting posts, pervert
>>76870978
but that's you, right there, the trashcan
Luke Farrell's Pitching line:
2.2 IP
7 H
5 ER
3 BB
2 SO
1 HR
16.88 ERA
Nice "debut"
>>76870997
i thought it was a grill for some reason with a cover over it but now looking again that woould have been a really small grill
bad bounce for hanley nothing he could have done anyoe making any posts criticising this is a moron
hanley wtf
gj hanley
HANLEY IS SO BAD AT BASE RUNNING HOLY SHIT
>>76871082 morons: >>76871089 >>76871090
>>76871098
moron
loooool keep getting beaned and do NOTHING about it dumb leafs, pussys
>"OHHH NO!"
>>76871100
>>76871111
wow stop insulting me
>4 Ks
that's the blue jays best player btw
>>76871188
smoak only has one strikeout dummy
Wear that Golden Sombrero you fucking pussy.
>>76871202
>we are living in the timeline in which Justin Smoak is the Blue Jays best player in 2017
Official Barbeque Menu Power Rankings
1. Ribs
2. Coleslaw
3. Beans
4. Cornbread
POWER GAP
9001. Beef Ribs
9002. Chicken
>>76871229
at least it wasn't a platinum one
>>76869391
>>76869391
>>76869391
it's canadian fourth of july today too, lol,
>>76871243
>coleslaw
>beans
>cornbread
4/04/2017 prizefun /nesn/ giveaway bring you faculty staff
is this about to turn into the canada day massacre???
can we please not
7/04/2017 sorry i am victim mitm attack on the website
>allowing back to back multi hit games for devin marrero
the absolute STATE of the blooj ayys
is that a pokeball on the backstop?
>>76871327
She was cute af.
looool blue jays what are you doing
ok haha i like scoring runs but can they just get out of the inning and end this or robert's gonna get mad again
OMFG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEMBTynPzTI
>tfw succeeding against the jasy is meaningless
>>76871441
>tfw succeeding is meaningless
wp sox
this should be the final nail in the 2015 bandwagon's coffin
>pitching change in the 9th with 2 outs down 7-0
but for what purpose
>>76871484
sucking cock
>>76871484
To piss off gayfred.
thank god i don't have to waste any more of the summer caring about the jays
really gibby i mean no one's expecting you to put in osuna in like we're gonna storm back in the bottom but for the love of god you're just going to let this washed up hack you called up TODAY to pitch the rest of the game, load the bases, and then leave him in to pitch to the next batter too. just hang him out to fucking dry, why not
i mean if you're going to manage like someone who's realized he's been playing OOTP for too long and just wants to finish the game, at least put in a CANADIAN to be wrung out in this horribly pathetic excuse for a baseball game on our 4th of july
>>76871516
I am truly sorry for your lots.
>the absolute state of canada right now
>>76871516
OOTP is good
>>76871530
canadas a country dumbass
wow thanks a lot robert
>robby scott
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING TRAITOR DONALD DO SOMETHING NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76871528
>>76871540
k tbf I just remembered our bullpen is pretty depleted but this fucker literally just put in the one available pitcher, tried to sim the rest of the game but had to change pitchers when he came back from his cheeseburger cause this bum loaded the bases in the 9th
don't blow this
steve is probably our least canadian player too
>allowing the leafs to score at all
DFA this bum NOW
At least you guys got a run.
>>76871595
this is the only thing my brainless leafkin will remember too
>little kid yells "don't lose this on CANADA day"
Why is /nesn/ at an all time low of individual memesters? Did they all sail away from Woods Hole never to post again?
>>76871606
im just glad you remembered we have a baseball team and dropped by for a game to cry a bit
>>76871627
they left to get don
they'll be back once they get don
>>76871645
Get Gary on trip back.
>>76871636
>we have a baseball team
>>76871627
hey sorry I was at my physical therapist doing 5 reps of mcnuggets i'm not at 50 anymore need to strengthen up
>>76871627
idk i remember hearing years ago that some people have been leaving for twitter for some reason, as if that's a decent place for bantz.
And the Blue Jays lose another series
Get fucked Canada.
>farrell not in dugout
>red sox win in a blow out
>farrel visits his son who is pitching
>son gets btfo
really makes me ponder
>>76871673
hi 07/04/2017 giveaway maybe you get bonus mcnugget online coupon???
gg Canada
see everyone tomorrow
try to enjoy the rest of your holiday while you can Canada. Happy 150th
>>76871627
we're all in the discord
ok gg canada sorry for taking over your country and embarrassing it on your one day of national worth, Trudeau is probably happy tbqh with you Joe he probably doesn't want you lot to be too patriotic
gg red sox
t-thanks for raping us on canada day i guess
>>76871700
you'e welcome
GG Canada 1 run is better then no run.
>>76871700
anytime, >leafs.
>>76871691
who jackie
>>76871731
after big giveaway /nesn/ have 50- maybe 500 poster per game take a shot why not
>>76871751
wow i'm feeling so hpyed for this
>>76871751
5 dollar foot long isnt valid anymore we will see
>losing 7/1
>on 7/1
Pottery!
Sale.. hot.
Pomeranz... hot
Price... hot.
Kimbrel... Cy Young.
>>76871700
GO ARGONAUTS
>>76872589
>reliever for cy young
americans are actually this stupid