Note to MLB: We're the DODGERS. There's nothing you can do about us.
We're a phenomenon. When we're down 5-0 to one of the top teams in the game, our fans laugh. They know. What's coming can't be stopped. We're like a bomb that's already detonated. Wait for it. The sonic boom. The wave that blows your hair back and hurts your eardrums.
Our presence breaks opponents, their confidence, their ability to perform. They know too. It's coming. And it's going to hurt. We've got the best pitcher in baseball, the man of steel. We've got the second best pitcher too, and he's solid Wood. We have Kenley. He's full of "California Love". The last "7" fell off his jersey long ago. There's nothing to be gained by sewing it back on.
We hit home runs. Lots of them. Every game. At a stupid pace, and at all positions in our line-up. Our number 8 hitter is 2nd on the team in homers. Let that sink in. That feeling? It's the hair raising on the back of your neck. It happens instinctually when fear is present.
We have gold glove defense everywhere you look. We have a second baseman who makes cerebral plays that seasoned game announcers have to explain to most viewers.
We have the ROY. Roberts grabs him when we're losing, points to the opponents and says "They HATE YOU. SMASH!" What happens next is stuff from a superhero movie. When one of our beasts gets hurt...we have others. Utility players from the baseball Gods, capable of playing multiple positions at a high level. Like CT3PO, that line-dancing droid. Did someone mention beasts?
We have.......?......Puig. Nuff said.
Friedman shut us all up as he patiently assembled this team of Jedi-Knights. The force is with them.
Deal with it MLB fans. You really have no choice. You're in our world now, breathing our air. Enjoy the show. We sure are.
REST OF THE MLB BTFO
>clayton "le balk two out of three pitches man" kershaw
nobody sane in is own mind cares about luckswing
>>76793948
You are very insecure.
>>76794375
Stay mad jealous bitch sorry your team is not the Dodger blue ha ha
Holy cringe. I hope this is pasta. No other mlb fans are jealous of your shit team. Everyone thinks your fans are delusional cunts.
>>76794248
t. Bataclan muslim nigger
Boy I can't wait to see this get posted after the dodgers fail to make the world series again
>>76797179
This is just a false flag.
Nobody is this retarded.
>>76793948
MULTIPLE
>>76799999
Woah...
>>76799999
>quints wasted on boreball
consider to kys m8
>>76799999
noice
>>76800047
Better than apehoop or nigger collision tbqh.
Fuck the haters. We world series bound baybeeee.
>>76799999
Multiple Digits
I'm kind of glad everyone thinks the dodgers have no shot.
If they were like the Warriors, where everyone knew they would win, it wouldn't be as exciting
>footnote
After the dodgers win 1, they WILL become the warriors, so I'm savoring the underdog feeling while it lasts