/trans/ - The Worst Teddy Sheringham & Robbie Savage Lookalikes

Hi, it's me Frank the Farmer. AMA

I love trans lads.

how do I break it to my gf that I want her to sit on my face lads

>make sure you get my watch in the picture...I-I-I paid alot for it

>Frank the Farmer

Lmao

>de boer

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>>76784859
>gambling sponsor
how long until gambling companies will be banned altogether from sponsoring teams?

>>76784876
Force it

>>76784876
Just do it whilst in foreplay

>>76784876
Just tell her to do it, don't ask

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>>76784809
Why do women put this much pink on their cheeks?
They look like 10 year olds that found moms secret case for the first time. It just looks stupid

>>76784917
t. dirty spic

>>76784917
>>76784922
>>76784925
b-b-b-b-ut what if she tells her friends and then the entire village will know

>>76784876
Why? To make her the dominant?
If you're into that you'll just get a bit of fun for a very high price. Don't become the sub in your relationship

Is the Javi Martinez to City a meme or is it actually happening

>>76784876
It's a pretty common kink, just go into it from a 69

>>76784957
You're slow m8, he is about to sign with Liverpool.

>>76784947
>he thinks this is somehow a bad thing
as long as you get to ride her face as she rides yours you're fine

>>76784948
t. insecure

>>76784966
>go into it from a 69
her hard penis would get in the way

>>76784948
idk seems hot
>>76784966
>>76784985
how do I make her suck cock

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*carves out your brain onto a bagel*

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Any updates on the Badstuber to Swansea situation?

>>76784948
your post reeks of frustration and insecurity

you now remember Leandro Damião

>>76784989
kek. I once was too lazy to pirate my porn and just went to a website and one of the video suggestions had a dickgirl and it was kind of hot but it felt too weird so I didn't click it

>>76784827
Added la

>>76784948
t. cuck

>>76785003
just ask her to try it just once and if she really dislikes it that much you won't bother her again
make sure you're clean shaved and recently washed it and interact with her as she does it
worked for me and she was super against it at first

>>76784876
just start eating her ass then lie down and pull her on top of you

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>>76785095
thx based serbro

truth is she's not actually my gf just what they call a fuck buddy since she said she doesn't want a serious relationship and I agreed because thirty as fuck. but I've been secretly in love with her for a few months now and I like to roleplay like we're actually a happy couple when she's sucking my money dry
>>76785121
b-but shouldn't she w-wash first

I once saw a FB snip of a black guy who ate ass and his face was all swollen up I don't want it to happen to me

wife just suggested proxy sex. what transfers can I discuss with her to skirt the issue?

>>76785134
pink eye just happens if she's a dirty ass whore...

>oh wait, romanian flag
DON'T DO IT

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>>76785172
well she fucks other dudes for 50 euros. I guess I should feel special because she actually hangs out with me and I only pay her drinks and food and ferry her around

>>76785134
>girl doesnt want anything serious

dont get attached, it doesnt end well if you actually have feelings for her

>>76785157

kek

>>76785180
Just travel down here bro, we'll find you a clean whore interested in your gypsy dick and euros

>>76785182
bit too late for that. worst part I keep being terrified that she can tell
>>76785196
b-but what if she has a bigger dick than me

>>76785157
what the...

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>>76785180
Wait, what?

>Children's charity foundation The Leo Messi Foundation has been accused of hiding ‘tens of millions of Euros’ in tax by a report in a Spanish newspaper.

>ABC claim the charity has ‘created a framework to hide millions of euros of income generated from sponsors that has not been declared’ which means that it’s spend on intended children’s social projects cannot be verified.

>The report accuses the foundation of ‘masking a large part of its income’ and claims over €10m has not been declared to the Spanish and Argentine governments.

>It is reported that income from Non-govermental Organisations (NGO’s) registered in both Barcelona and Rosario – Messi’s home city in Argentina – was not declared.

>This follows Messi’s suspended 21-month prison sentence following a trial for tax evasion relating to his income in Spain.

who wins the prison league ballon dor? why is la liga filled with tax frauders?

>>76785202
You breath deep and take it in with a smile, better than to be shanked to death

Sheringham was unironically better looking than Beckham no homo

>>76784876
write her a polite letter and use please

>>76785215
what a cutie. would sit on face.

>>76785258
teddy was a man's man.

http://www.manchestercity.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=582702

>Dani Alves and Javi martinez set for Manchester City Medical

>>76785134
happy to help though you should probably end it judging by your posts

though fuck her face at least once before you do

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>>76785280
Who wouldn't want this on his or her face

>wanting to do anything with the asshole during sex
Borderline degeneracy tbqh

>>76785293
Javi story is unsourced bollocks la

Even the city forums don't seem to believe it

>>76785296
he-he I'll end it s-soon d-don't worry

Where's can i get some /trans/ lads?

>>76785319
your gf wants you to taste her asshole, anon

>>76785180
so shes a prostitute for the other guys but for you she's more like an escort? not very good

update on Martinez to City situation la'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQZN01Cqzek

tune 2bh

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>>76785394
>implying i have a gf
>reminding me i have no gf

Inter sorted their FFP shit yet?

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http://www.football-italia.net/104776/donnarumma-%E2%80%98won%E2%80%99t-discuss-my-future%E2%80%99

Donnarumma:"The fans throwing dollars at me? I didn't realise they were dollars, I only noticed later. It all didn't affect me much though, because I'm focused on the Euros."

>>76785406
why do you walk towards the camera

>>76785522
absolute madman

>>76785522
>focussed on the €s

>>76785522
>t-they were throwing money at me? haha i didn't notice because i'm so focused on winning the euros, v-viva italia

>Bertrand Traoré est Lyonnais ! Un transfert de 10M€ pour un contrat de 5 ans
>10M
Jesus christ

>>76785522
>Raiola blocked someone for responding to his 'Donnaraiola 1 haters 0' tweet with 'Cholesterol 1 Raiola 0'
Just further proof that he shouldn't be deciding other people's futures. He's a petulant child.

why do people care about snubchester?

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>>76785522
>i-i didnt even notice!
gee

>>76785603
snubchester=best chester

>>76785615
Chesterfield begs to differ

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>>76785180
Well this just escalated real quick, what the fuck Romania

>>76785222
>ABC claim
absolute trash

>>76785597
Wasn't it meant to be 17m? Seems a good deal for Lyon though I don't know much about him.

does anybody know what happened to the Salzburg vs Universitatea Craiova friendly?

>Barca are actually trying to sign paulinho

why

he'll be like 40m

>>76785472
Waiting for sevilla to splurge on jovetic and banega

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>>76785222
What the fuck is their problem?

>>76785522
BASED

>>76785222
>a free man tries to help other people
>the state immediately tries to break his legs so he's not a challenge

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>>76785597
It's an absolute fucking steal and >we'll have to probably pay £50m to get him back

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>>76785086
All this virgin butthurt
You NEVER ever let the female to be the alpha, that's the moment you lose and she feels entitled to everything. Not being a sub is a sign of strength, not a sign of being "insecure"
Remember my advice

>>76785934
They need more bribes

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>>76785977
It really doesn't make sense. It's cheap, there is no (official) buy back, he could have covered striker and winger.

where do TSUUUUUU think he'll go, /trans/?

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>>76786001
>THRUSTING A FUCKIN ARMENIAN TO BE DOMINANT

>>76786033
Nowhere, he's just throwing a tantrum so that he gets paid more.

Adulthood is supporting TSUUU and Real Madrid

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:)

Sky Sport says Alex Sandro asked Juve to be sold
i seriously hope they implode so we can have someone else winning next year

>>76786001
go back to pol

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Why the fuck do I even have this saved?

Lids...

LIDS...

FRANK DE BOER SPEELT DE BAL

>>76786165
Hahahahahaha

>>76786165
saved

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Lids...

>>76786165
Stretch Armscouse

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>>76785597
does this mean Lacazette is out or what? Is he going to move to United or wait til January for Atletico or what? Cos hes either he really wants to link up with Oui or hes just gay for him

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>>76786193
>replying to your own post
Sad!

>>76784876
Ask a gypsy witch for a charm or something

If digits it'll work

is de boer the first top league winning manager CP has had?

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>>76784948
>implying /gentlefemdom/ isn't the last glimmer of hope for god's existence

>>76786156
>>76786055
Flagposting at full strength
The truth is simple, you need to show your gf that you're not the interested side but she is. Otherwise she will feel entitled to manipulate you and will probably become a gold digger, and if you're fine with that then enjoy your legalized prostitution.
You're most likely coming from the position of "wow, I got an attractive gf, I should do all I can to not lose her" and if I'm right then you should really be concerned. It's one or the another (unless your gf doesn't manipulate you once you give her all the signs that you can be manipulated, and altruistic women with high morals are a rare sight) so either listen to me or enjoy getting used.

Is Armenia, Norway with a proxy?

Both seem like real cunts who ruin the trans comfy and also the /trans/ comfy.

>>76786303
every single post you have ever made on /sp/ is either /pol/posting or some dumb pseudo-alpha shit
get some help

>>76786319
I think Armenia is legit because he was really triggered by people mocking him because he tought Darmian was Armenian.
Watch him reply angrily at me sputing /pol/ bulshit.

>>76785177
>the 96 died so Salah could be bought for 40m

Stop giving this Armenian (You)s now

any transfers lads? bakayoko to chelsea is /confirmed/ right guys?

Flags I like most of the time on /trans/ and in general are sound lids.

Chile
Austria
Italy
Saint Lucia (Customer though >:| )
Brazil
Bulgaia
Netherlands

>>76786380
this
Slovakia too

>>76785522
I feel really sorry for him. Nobody deserves their account being hacked like that

>>76786324
It's kinda hilarious how every alpha male post just reads like he's real sad about being dumped

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>>76786380

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>>76786424
nice

>>76786380
Decent list desu

>>76786380
nice blog lad, we totally care about your opinion

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>>76786380
Thanks la'

>>76786303
Somehow I get the feeling that Cuckpoltardian here's idea of a good relationship is essentially a prostitute you don't have to pay.

Probably the most beta male irl who gets pity sex and sees it as a testament to his supposed alphaness.

>>76786324
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>>76786319
>>76786350
>they sit on /sp/ so often that they start recognizing each other
Too bad I'm a socialist, tell the /pol/poster Armenian to learn about the class struggle
Anyways you guys need help, if you don't leave an anonymous sports fan forum you're definitely not in the position to talk about relationships. This is the argument to beat all the other arguments, you were making fucking country profiles all this time achieving nothing in your internet arguments while I've put you in your places with simple deduction which is the cause of your autistic behavior
>>76786416
The projecting is hard
I think you've read too much Sigmund Fraud

>>76786483
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Why do JFs say 'finals' instead of 'final'? Really bizarre.

>>76786510
we don't

>>76786510
Yank "finals" are best of x games in baseball and basketball so they use the plural

>>76786380
are you paid to include 'lids' in all of your posts?

decent list though

>>76786510
NBA, MLB and NHL have to win 4 games in the final round. So finals is probably what makes most sense. NFL has a singular final game but it was dubbed the Superb Owl.

>>76786506
>autistic behavior

Hello pot, I'm kettle

>>76786523
>>76786363

Just one example. Happens all the time. It's like saying "I'm going to schools"

>>76786533
Wasn't there a short time that the CL and EL finals were home and away?

>mfw nu/trans/
I want it to be 2014 again bros

>>76786537
I've been paid by the lids who make lids at Huhtamaki. (I just like saying lids.)

>>76786380
Bit disappointed not to be included here lad

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why are they so shit? I mean they aren't good, but with that team they could easily get a comfortable mid table position

>>76786001
My God you're an absolute idiot.

>>76786540
>>76786533
They do it in a football context when there's only final. Drives me potty.

>>76786560
>You now remember 2015 /trans/ where a single American obsessed over Brenyy and the 96
>>76786563
I was thinking about it but Denmark is more a /bundes/ meme. Also I don't know if youre the autistic Real Madrid Dane. He's a cunt.

>>76786586
>that Dane who always goes on about using his iPad

>>76786555
CL never, UEFA cup from the 60s to '97.

>>76786566
they're a bog standard PL side that's why

any updates on the dybala to real madrid situation?

>>76786506
Showed all your posts to my girlfriends. We're laughing hard. Keep it up.

Lids...

LIDS...

You aren't patrician if you haven't watched the Anglo-Italian cup.

>>76786570
How am I an idiot
I get the most (You)'s
If anything that's a sign of intelligence and deep understanding of human nature
Be thankful that I'm giving you a (You) of your own

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>>76786627
>intelligence and deep understanding of human nature

Jesus motherfucking christ Cuckchaturian

>>76786617
>his girlfriends don't dump him even when knowing that he's a regular on virgin imageboards and is proud to be one
You really should aim for quality and not quantity, you can have 20 or 30 girlfriends but if all of them are like that then you're beyond saving

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>>76786654
stop engaging him

>>76786586
You know remember /trans/ last summer and especially the day before deadline day

>>76786674
The Chiletard exposed himself
First he claims that I'm /pol/ and fucking misses
Then he posts a fucking cancer /pol/ meme and exposes himself

It's like you guys are losing on purpose

>>76786700
The day before deadline was magic :3

76786709
shit you beat me i have been utterly defeated

>>76786729
(You) is a metaphor you fucking retard, by removing the quotation to my post you didn't remove the (You)
How can someone not understand this?

76786760
thanks for the (you) kiddo
i'm afraid i'm still not gonna give you one :)

>>76786763
hes shite lol

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Swansea are close to signing Roque Mesa from Las Palmas

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>>76784876
Just show her this and say something like "haha, isn't this funny? I wonder how that guy feels haha XD".

>>76786547
because we have two games to decide who's champion around here.
As finais
Las finais
the finals.

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Rather have this bunda than a dirty chink one desu

>>76786792
This posts reminds me of the Yoshi egg poo thread.

>>76786782
he's too good for a woeful club like swansea pfff money football isnt fair

>>76786782
>le buy la liga players meme
this happened under laudrup and practically all of them flopped

>>76786883
why is everyone saying this? they finished 14th to Swansea's 15th

>>76786483
Kek. I wish I had the time and resources to change to a proxy. I'm not from here, lads.

>>76786586
the /bundes/ dane is the most autistic poster on this board so I don't blame you

>>76786909
but swansea arent epl

>>76786909
but Roque Mesa was one of the main pillar of that team who played amazing football in the start of the season to collapse as it went
without him they would be relegation fodder

De Boer runs a very offensive football.

The defense line is closer to the midfield than the box.

wingers should run 15 kilometers at least every match

no fixed roles on the attack, no poacher.

Let's look at Icardi. That's not a player for De Boer.

#amala

Look @ inter-juventus for a successful DeBoer match.

>>76786950
eddie meme v de boer should be laughs then

>>76786883

It is about money when you realize you're not going to win any titles so you have to stockpile money for retirement.

>>76786934
He's defiantly going to be a starter if he comes for the money suggested compared to the other teams linked

>>76787040
>defiantly
So he's going to go against the manager and demand a starting place even when he's played fucking shit?

Learn to spell.

>>76786972

I don't know. What I can tell you is that the dutch man should manage young, talented palyers and not posers like most Inter FC players.

I didn't dislike him. His values stay on offensive playing and motivation.

He always was shouting to attack last year.

He didn't care about player vages of player values and rightfully benched a lazy ass like kondogbia or brozovic.

>>76787060
>defiantly
he'll defiantly fight for a place and win it mate. No bad spelling there you mug

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haha

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>>76787088

>>76787109
grammar and spelling are different things you perpetual cretin

>>76786220
Hes got the exact LA Bryant shirt iv been wearing all week, Solar Minimum my arse.

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>>76787089

>>76787145
Sad

>>76786547
>"Have you done your maths?"

>>76787169
!

>>76787193
¿

>>76787214
CHI

casillas to liverpool

lmao that armenian blew all those sad numales the fuck out

they were all like
>NYA NYA NYAAH I CANT HEAR YOU UR KEK YAYAYAYAYAY
too, it was fuckin hilarious guys

i love trans guys

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>>76787283

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SNUBCHESTER UNITED

>>76787325
what does water polo have to do with the holocaust?

Liverpool have enquired about Arsenal winger Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain. The 23-year-old could cost about £25m, with Manchester City and Chelsea also interested. (Mirror)

Manchester City are confident of signing Juventus' Brazilian full-back Dani Alves this week. Chelsea and Tottenham have both been linked with the 34-year-old. (Sun)

Chelsea are also interested in Sevilla's 27-year-old winger Vitolo, who would cost about £35m. (Mirror)

Manchester United are confident of signing Chelsea midfielder Nemanja Matic, 28, this week. The Serb is United boss Jose Mourinho's third-choice midfield signing. (Telegraph)

RB Leipzig's 22-year-old forward Naby Keita, who is a target for Liverpool, will not be allowed to leave the German club for less than £70m. (Guardian)

Leicester City will have to pay at least £40m if they want Swansea City's 27-year-old attacking midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson. (Leicester Mercury)

West Ham are prepared to break their transfer record by paying more than £20m for Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud, 30. (Telegraph)

As well as Giroud, West Ham are interested in Sampdoria's 26-year-old Colombian striker Luis Muriel. (Sun)

Tottenham have been told they will need to pay £26m to sign Portuguese midfielder Adrien Silva, 28, from Sporting Lisbon. (Record, via Star)

Leicester City forward Riyad Mahrez, 26, is considering the offer of a four-year deal from Arsenal after growing "tired" of pursuing a move to Barcelona. (Sport)

Real Madrid attacking midfielder James Rodriguez, 25, is a target for Manchester United, but could stay at the Spanish club if forward Cristiano Ronaldo, 32, leaves.(Don Balon - in Spanish)


Paulinho will only join as a back-up option if Barca fail in their bid to sign Paris St-Germain's 24-year-old midfielder Marco Verratti. (Daily Mail)

Manchester City defender Aleksandar Kolarov, 31, wants to return to former club Lazio in the future. (Il Messaggero - in Italian)

Lids...

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>>76785029
>Pubis bone irritation

Very nice!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddJd2QjZ9VI

just ate a toblerone

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I miss him so much lads. Please bring him back

>>76787639
reminder that before brexit you could have got 50% more toblerone

>>76787639
kek are you me? just ate the chocolatose Swiss Jew too

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>>76787673

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>>76787673
You think you have it bad? Imagine what I go through every day Sam isn't managing

>>76787713
>actually liking Bung Sam

>>76787677
saddest post i've read today
>>76787693
1 monster y 1 toblerone y estoy listo para dormir

>>76786001
>>76786303

This is level-headed, common sense advice... no idea why like 5 different people massively raged. Either young idealists and haven't come across much cynicism yet, or just softcunts.

>Banega back to Sevilla

http://www.estadiodeportivo.com/sevilla/2017/06/26/simonian-banega-sevilla/110136.html

>>76787881
kek

>>76787948
I take it drippy N isnt going back to sevilla then

if the armenian is older than 16 he should reconsider his whole life tbqh

if the norwegian is older than 16 he should reconsider his whole life tbqh

>>76788152
>projecting

>>76788152
Why? Everyone who got butthurt by his basic common knowledge were the ones who sounded underage.

If the Armenian is older than 16, gg on not getting genocided

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Just got hit really hard with >tfw no gf lads

>>76788152
dunno why he sperged out on some dutchie that wanted cheek to cheek 2bh

>Frank de Boer: Crystal Palace's new boss is excited to 'spend a lot of money'

Wew. Also Ox being sold to Liverpool, City or Chelsea. This is apparently 'worrying news' for Arsenal fans. Why? Ox had talent but never achieved it. £25m would mean being able to cover Sanchez and Ozil's raises.

Who knows though. It's not worrying when it's the same shit every year.

Also lads, a suggestion, Co-Op do Choc, Butterscotch and Pretzel cookies. They're great. The Pretzel are almost like walnuts in taste and texture. No salt, just pretzel. Prob a cheap way of getting same effect. Worth a look if you like kewkies.

>>76788418
25M for a 8-10M player at best is great, idk why Arsenal hasn't sold it already

>>76788331
this

>>76788468
Home Grown. Ox is considered Home Grown and Arsenal would either have to replace him or promote another guy who had trained at the club for like 3 or 4 years. So that means promoting a guy who probably can't even make the reserve team.

That's why Ox is going for that much.

Home Grown Tax+
English Tax+
Rival Tax+

Arsenal will prob try for £30m. They'll only sell if it means Sanchez and Ozil will stay because Arse need to cover the wage increase (which would go over £7m) to prevent punishment. So sales is one way. But no point selling if you don't keep the people you want. If Ozil and Sanchez go then Ox would be much more valuable to Arse.

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>>76787881
>>76788314
>>76788329
his point that facesitting leads to his gf seeing herself as The Real Alpha that wants to drain all his money and cheat on him is immature thinking at best
the rest of what he said was just basic redpill shit written by and for guys who suck so much at communicating with women they need to think in broadly generalised terms so they can regurgitate the same stupid shit to make themselves feel like they understand the world
cant really blame people for seeing the world with some cynicism but this is just straight autism

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I miss /expoopsed/

just checking in lads any news on the summer transfer of gf to anon ?

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>>76788633
How wasn't he exposed this season, lid? Also, why are you on a proxy and why aren't you invading Qatar?

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>matuidi to jj

>>76788550
listen to this fucking tumblr freudenism ramble on lmao

>>76788861
Buzzwords: The Post

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>>76788861
>t-tumblr
>making up words
the absolute state of (you)

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>Mean while... in America....

>>76788861
just report him and move on lad, he ban evades anyway.

>(RB Leipzig's 22-year-old forward Naby Keita, who is a target for Liverpool, will not be allowed to leave the German club for less than £70m. (Guardian)

Klopp got told Van Dick is for £70m and now Keita is £70m.

WHAT IS WITH THESE PRICES?

>Liverpool are interested in signing Kylian Mbappe, 18, but they are not convinced that the France and Monaco striker wants to move to England. (Sky Sports)

They're doing an Arsenal now

>w-we were interested b-but!

>>76789069
It means they don't want to sell him. If Liverpool pay it they're idiots.

>>76789344
This summer isn't going to be a record spend because every other league is charging £50m+ for players worth £30m at best. PL just isn't gonig to bother.

Instead of the PL getting all this cash why isn't the TV money divided or forced to be invested into Youth shit? Why don't we have scouts looking for top youth, both male and female, so we can make our football teams the best? Why isn't there for other sport? We invent the fucking games then get good at playing them badly.

who is soto

>>76789543
short for southampton

How much would you personally pay for Mbappe to play for your team?
For me, £650 if I sell my laptop

>>76789558
It's a new forced meme.

>>76789583

I've had a word with the coaching staff and they've said he's too old actually.

Crewe fan btw

>>76786220
He's there to replace Ghezzal and Valbuena who both left. If (or rather when) Lacazette leaves there'll be another attacker, probably Real's Mariano Diaz.

>>76790204
How about a Lacazette/Welbeck swap?

>>76787404
>Yet another winger for Liverpool
>Zero talk of LB or CB
W E W

>>76790378
But Milner is the best LB in Europe la
Ox and Can can play CB la

>>76790378
van dijk is basically confirmed lad
:^D

>>76790277
That'd be a great deal for Arse. Though, Welbeck does work hard and has Home Grown...

>>76791222
I don't think even Liverpool fans would say that. They're not that stupid.

>>76791531
Unironically Milner was leading all but 1 wingbacks across Europe in a bunch of relevant stats. That was halfway through the season though

>The 2018 World Cup goes too... Russia
>Allegations of human rights abuse
>Allegations of corruption
>Suggestions to cancel it due to action in Crimea
>Suddenly BOOM Russia is banned from Olympics due to massive state sponsored doping
>Suddenly Russia is accused of doping it's football team as well
>Nothing is happening, FiFA are just sweating and hoping people ignore it

>The 2022 World Cup will be held in... Qatar!
>Immediate accusations of corruption
>Person resigns over handling of it
>Immediate shock at expecting to play in 50c heat
>Claims over air conditioning an entire stadium
>Human rights abuse, slave labour, deaths, cheapening out on costs
>Moved to winter (when is 'Winter'? Sucks not having a Summer World Cup)
>Falls out with neighbours over terrorism, threatens of invasion, trade cuts and so on
>Nothing is happening, FiFA are just sweating and hoping people ignore it

How is FIFA getting away with these big fucking issues? Saudi Arabia and other Middle Eastern countries might qualify for the 2022 World Cup and they're in a argument with Qatar, will it end by then? ISIS is on a rampage still and they know their conventional military is going to get rekt so they go back to bombs and suicides and random attacks.. Qatar is right smack in the middle and would be a great target, especially if SA and co make it. Russia is also a likely target, though at least they block shit before it gets close.

FIFA should just cancel Qatar and send it to USA. Russia is too soon, let them have it.

>>76791657
>Allegations of human rights "abuse"
>"Suggestions" to cancel it due to action in Crimea
>Suddenly BOOM Russia is banned from Olympics due massive state sponsored "doping"
>"Suddenly" Russia is accused of doping it's football team as well

Load of american propaganda nonsense. I don't even like Russia but you got to be some brand of retarded to actually keep a straight face when listening to reporting on the country when in the west. It's fucking USSR-tier bad coverage that the west is doing now.

Qatar a shit tho. Those are actual valid complaints and not just phantom pantomiming of your "they're supposed to be the bad guys in my good guys/bad guys dictotomy fantasy c'mooooon!!" juvenility.

>>76791792
Well they did dope their team, independent reviews said so. I dunno bout their football team. I dunno about the abuse. You're right, but this is not surprising it's happening. I take all news with a pinch of salt.

>>76791657
>Nothing is happening, FiFA are just sweating and hoping people ignore it

The sad part is everyone already is. Qatar will have it in 2022, it's going to be shitty

>it's another dead thread episode which makes me check the catalogue for a new thread that will have possibly been created and not linked in this thread making me unaware

Fuck you guys.

Is naby keita actually good or just a meme?

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Hold still Krauts.
You might feel a sudden sting of English Pride tonight

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>>76792460
OUR LAD WILL BE THERE TODAY, USING HIS SHARP FACIAL FEATURES TO PLANT THE BRITISH SEED INTO WOMEN.

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>Riyad Mahrez tired of waiting for Barcelona, will join Arsenal

>>76792431
He's a good meme.

>yanks bumping a dead thread again
For fuck's sake.

hello, is there anyone there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtNNn88Gxfc

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>>76786792
I bet her ass has a dank sweat smell to it. Anybody else into erotic smells?

>>76793286
I love stuffing my thumb into gf's arsehole, then getting her to lick it, and then I sniff it.
This is all during intercourse, obviously.

>>76793312
I'm calling animal welfare on you. You don't treat your pet this way.

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>Manchester United have reportedly agreed personal terms with James Rodriguez. But the two clubs are yet to agree a fee - and Real Madrid are reportedly holding out for £61m for the Colombian they signed to a six year deal in July 2014.

>Rafa Benitez is hoping for a transfer breakthrough this week, after growing increasingly frustrated at Newcastle's lack of progress in the transfer market. With deals to be sorted both incoming and outgoing, they appear to be closing in on Eibar's Florian Lejeune.

>Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny has agreed personal terms as he seeks a move to Juventus. That is according to Italian outlet Calcio Mercato, who say the Pole has decided upon a move to Turin, despite knowing he will likely spend a year on the bench.

>West Ham are willing to pay £20m plus a staggering £130,000-a-week for Giroud which would make it the biggest deal in the club’s history.

>Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp is seriously interesting in signing Naby Keita from RB Leipzig. But the Reds will have to make the Guinea international (no 15, below) the second most expensive signing in Premier League history, reports the Liverpool Echo.

>Watford have been offered the chance to sign Liverpool flop Lazar Markovic. Winger Markovic is available for £12million with the Reds ready to take an £8m hit on the 23-year-old Serbia international.

>Liverpool have received a boost in their bid to sign PSG winger Lucas Moura, with the Ligue 1 side willing to sell the flier for £26million.

>Everton are eyeing a move for Sheffield United’s David Brooks, according to the Daily Telegraph.

>Chelsea forward Bertrand Traore has joined Lyon, the two clubs have announced.
The Burkina Faso international, 21, has spent recent seasons on loan at Dutch clubs Vitesse Arnhem and Ajax and will now move to France on a contract until 2022.

>Man Utd have agreed to sign Morata. But two clubs yet to agree a fee
>Man Utd have agreed to sign Fabinho. But two clubs yet to agree a fee
>Man Utd have agreed to sign Naingollum. but two clubs yet to agree a fee
>Man Utd have agreed to sign James. but two clubs yet to agree a fee
Hate this meme

>>76784947
>the entire village will know
why did I laugh so hard at this when it's probably true

>>76793404
>Morata's wife followed Manchester United on instagram
>Fabinho's wife liked a picture of him with a United kit on instagram then unliked it
its happening

>>76793354
RBL said they wouldn't sell Keita for less than 80m €, no way Klopp would do that. He's also not going to sign another winger.

who is the top heel in futbol today lads

>>76792615
not a bad move
good amount of arsenal players have ended up at barca including shitters like Song
and Bellerin is currently being targeted

>'Stevie G' was a very good player. People like him in Liverpool but he never did anything for his country. I am Mr El Hadji Diouf, Mr Senegal but he is Mr Liverpool and Senegal is bigger than Liverpool and he has to know that.

GDP of Senegal - 13.78 B USD
GDP of Liberpool - 65.8 B USD

El Hadji Diouf BTFO

>>76793595
ayo das racis, whidey hol us down shiet

>>76793595
The average penis length in Senegal is bigger than the average in Liverpool. No point in using random metrics.

>>76793626
Scousers BTFO

>will threaten someone over a discussion about music
>snogs young girls
>White
>received public humiliation
Is Stevie G /our/ guy?

>>76793595
I'd rather be the legend of my nation than the legend of scouse-town

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>Barça surprised Arsenal do not want to sell Bellerin
>A stance that has surprised many at the Camp Nou given the ‘gunners’ are eminently a selling club. Barça remember clear examples of this.’
great banter

>>76793675

If it was a white country yes, unlike the nigger infested countries of Senegal and America

>>76793631

Coming from a country that would rather live in the shitty of Liverpool over anywhere in his whole country

Is Porto pronounced Port-Oh, or Pour-toh

>>76793706
I can't understand why Bellerin is their first choice when you can steal Azpilicueta for a similar price. Fuck, they can even get Walker for less since that will block his transfer to City and he's more like Alves than Bellerin.

In Alves' final year at Barca, right wing crosses to the far post where Alves was supposed to be were Barca's biggest weakness, imagine teams doing that with Bellerin trying to defend.

>>76793737
perspective mate
if your from senegal or anyother place you dont give a fuck what scousers think let alone the nation of England
its a personal thing

>>76793749
>Bellerin trying to defend.
>fullbacks need to be able to defend meme
get with the times Grandad, not the 80s anymore

Chelsea selling Aké while keeping Cahill and Zouma is exactly what's wrong with the PL defending. A club finally has a defender who is good with the ball and is smart, he gets sold to keep physical beasts, absolutely maddening. Conte really let me down this time.
Ffs AKé is made to replace Luiz, even has the same hair, with the CL next year it was the perfect time to start playing him more and to replace Cahill next year.

>The Hammers actually want to sign Giroud and forward Theo Walcott, 28, from Arsenal for a combined £50m and Gunners boss Arsene Wenger would not stand in the way of the two players if they wanted to join West Ham. (Daily Star)

Someone got paid to write this.

>>76793888
One day sport journalist will be held accountable for what they write.

>>76793749
Bellerin doesn't need to defend at Barca.

>>76793888
>Moving from a shit club that manages to win things to a shit club that doesn't manage to win things

????

>>76793747
those are functionally the same

>>76793749
>Chelsea selling Azpilicueta
what? also (((levy))) could never resist the money City will offer

>>76793901
>win things
>things
The FA Cup and?...

>>76793932
The charity shield.

>>76793749
>>76793794
>fullbacks need to be able to defend meme

He's right. Unless you're facing a suarez/neymar level, fullbacks just need to be pillars who can close down a certain section of an area because most fullbacks wont get skinned by most wingers.

Then the rest of Fullbacks play is being another option for a cross/pass and posession

>>76793932
And what has West Ham, Spurs, Liverpool and so on won in the last 5 years? 10 years? 15 years? 20 years?

>>76793946
european cup la. never forget the 96 2005 la the sun.

>>76793939
>The charity shield.
>thing
>>76793946
I didn't mean to trigger you this much, arsecuck

>>76793932
They have won three FA Cups and 2 Community Shields. While West Ham have won? ...

Arse might be shit but they've won stuff, now play the "FA Cup doesn't count" meme angle and we can stop this conversation right now.

>it's ok if a fullback doesn't know how to defend, because most wingers are too shit to beat them
Why are players so fucking awful in this day and age

>>76793962
>While West Ham have won? ...
The world cup.

A dog's aims are as trivial as our own

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>>76793959
>Arsecuck
:3 people still using my meme

>>76793957
fuck off frog, at least we won it, laughing about 96 deaths is fucking scummy, piss off.

>>76793962
FA Cup is a legitimate trophy. Community Shield? not really.

>>76793966
because of tactics. That's why brazil flourishes with talent. tactics are second to individual skill.

>>76793978
Right. My ultimate point was West Ham haven't won something. So unless Giroud and Walcott are hoping to win something with West Ham, why would they move there when Giroud is wanted by several European teams (because they actually understand he's not as bad as people say)?

Stamina is the most important attribute to becoming a shit tier footballer who gets paid alot

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>>76793977
Jurgen la he's gonna bring us back to the glory days la. Wait till you see the >96 and remember the 2005 la's who won the european cup while the sun was wrong

>>76793991
Walcott is only good in patches and Giroud is a literal donkey

>>76793991
>why would they move
easy retirement package while don't have to move house.

>>76793994
>not liking workhorses

All my favorite players are the ones who just run around like a fucking animal until something gets done.

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>>76793994

A dense view of life is unnecessary

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>>76794007
>Giroud is a literal donkey

not him but could a donkey do this?

>>76794007
Giroud isn't a normal striker. He's like a benzema lite. You can play off of him and he wont let you down with a bad pass

>>76794007
giroud actually has a good goal record in PL. Walcott is hit and miss but not too bad for le black fast man on the wing. 0.25 GPM he had a better GPM than Torres at Chelsea. Funny desu.

but whatever, I don't see why he'd do it.

>>76794008
I guess so?

Who's the most redpilled manager?

>all those people not rating Giroud
Literally Ibrahimovic tier but also more handsome.

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>>76794039
theres only 1

>>76794056
now they are similar ability
although ibrahim does have a horse knee atm

>>76794056
you're delusional.

I'm not sure if this is bait but Zlatan literally changes an entire team's playstyle because of how important he is. giroo could never do that

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>Ollie! Come on, Ive got the ball! We can win this!!
>Hang on a sec, lads. Need to do this celebration Ive been practising for days

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>>76794023
Yeah

>>76794032
Benzema is only as highly rated as he is because he has ronaldo

>>76794036
>Stats
He can score 50 against watford but he's still shit

>>76791792
VERY funny to see little basement nerds defending Russia on the internet

>>76794039
bielsa

>>76794086
Yeah, I mean look at Sweden, just as Ibra retired, their playstyle changed. They're better now.

>>76794113
Why is Bielsa so hard to work with? His playstyle is kino

>>76794098
You can say the same about Ronaldo then? He's only as good as his service. Remember when people were saying Ronaldo was only good because of Ozil?

Same concept. Benzema needs someone who can move into the right positions and Ronaldo needs someone who can pick the correct passes.

>>76786950
to be fair, de boer's football was just suicidal for any Serie A team.

>>76794086
>Giroud is literally scoring nearly every game for France
>France still hates him

What has Benzema done that makes him hated so much? Not like he actually raped those girls.

>>76786950
>hashtags on 4chan
kill yourslef

>>76794136
He never shared that dwarf porn.