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Awkward sports watching stories?
I’ll start
>be with a group of friends at a bar one night
>watching the game together
>there’s a new guy at the bar
>chris, the bartender, says he’s the new janitor
>but he does a lot more than mop floors
>this fat, short, smelly guy goes table to table, making sure everyone is talking about sports and only sports
>kinda sucks the fun out of the whole place but we try to ignore him
>watch the game, have fun
>game is over, talk about our favorite plays and other stuff
>eventually the conversation drifts more towards general shit like life
>the janitor comes waddling over, hot pocket in his hand
>what do you think you’re doing?
>uhh, just talking about shit, I don’t believe this is any of your-
>ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS IS A SPORTS BAR MEANT FOR SPORTS DISCUSSION ONLY
>dude the game is over, I don’t think it’s that bad if we talk-
>NO, he says, lips smacking, THIS IS A SPORTS BAR AND YOU WILL DISCUSS ONLY SPORTS HERE
>dude, you’re spraying hot pockets in my face, please move-
>YOU CANNOT BAD MOUTH A MEMBER OF THE STAFF LIKE THAT
>the only one with a bad mouth here is you
>I WILL HAVE YOU REMOVED
>fuck off, you can’t make is do shit
>this guy starts fuming because we’re right. He doesn’t even have any real power
>he has to call the bouncer to remove us
>see him stuffing down another hot pocket as we leave
>the bouncer tells us we’ve been banned from the establishment for 72 hours
>demand to see the owner
>he says we can’t because we’ve been banned for 72 hours or less
>what kind of fucking bullshit is that
>ask them how much they pay that bozo janitor
>nothing, he does it for free
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>>76752876
janitors btfo
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Kek janny on suicide watch
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Can't believe that 3 year old copypasta has not been lost to the ages
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Anze the Giant [WORDS GO HERE] (ID: !!kojtW4JsEO2)
2017-06-25 09:17:48
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DID real lmao
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>be at friend's birthday party
>favourite hockey team playing game 5
>my team is leading the series 3-1
>everyone outside the house drinking and having fun
>only talking with them when there is end of a period
>"Anon wtf, stop watching"
>"I c-can't, I've been waiting for this all season"
>"whatever"
>sit there like an autist, eating chips and drinking alone
>team wins 5-3 and claims the hockey throne
>mfw
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>>76754645
>>"Anon wtf, stop watching"
kek
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>>76752876
I was going to say what a stoopid story but then I understood the joke
10;/10
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>>76754645
>>sit there like an autist, eating chips and drinking alone
/comfy/ czech bro, I'll sit with ya next time
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>at a DU pioneers game
>like 8 or 9 years old
>my dad was excited about sitting glass seats
>he had a few beers
>leaned over to ask if I liked the seats and was having a good time
>told him his breath smelled like beer
>didnt talk to me the rest of the night
I think about this on a daily basis.
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Good post
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>>76765666
>sitting glass seats
sounds painful
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>>76765666
do you feel guilty, satan?
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>>76752960
I'm pretty sure I made the obese 4chan janitor pleads for help image in there
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>>76752876
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.
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10/10 thread, real lmao'd lol
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>MFW jannies have to go through an "application, orientation, and testing process" just to be unpaid jannies
>MFW after all of that they aren't even given the power to ban users, they have to call a mod for that
>MFW I went through a similar process when I applied for my current job, except I get a nice paycheck and actual, real life authority
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Janitors BTFO
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>MFW jannies wouldn't aren't able to come in this thread and defend themselves because the rules state that "janitors are instructed to not reveal their position to others"
SAD!
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