>Chicago Fire >LA Clippers >New York Jets Why do American

I'll bite.

What do clippers and jets refer to?

>>76746444

Jets are 9/11. No idea about the Clippers.

>>76746444
>jets
>ny
Gosh, I wonder

>>76746473

So the Jets weren't named the Jets before 9/11?

J - E - T - S

JETS

JETS

JETS

>>76746473
>>76746484
OK so they named after the tragedy, but before it happened

Starting to remember why I don't come on /sp/ very often

>liverpool 96ers
>the manchester takeoffs
>chapecoense gas AF

yfw the Oklahoma City Bombing edges out the Newtown Massacre to win the Stanley Cup

>>76746822
they will lose to the Orlando Pulse

>san jose earthquakes
>san jose sharks

Cant tell if an earthquake or the sharks franchise is the bigger disaster

Wtf the clippers? Pls explain I'm intrigued

>>76753969

Wild guess but isn't getting clipped urban youth slang for getting shot?

>>76753979
You're probably right, but that's a hell of a stretch

>>76746531
>>76746510
Holy fuck it was just banter you massivr retard pls stop coming here

>clippers

subtle kek

>>76745229
Jets are appropriately named considering they're a disaster every september

and at some point will probably cause the death of their fireman

Better than lame names like Chelsea. Whats that a girl you named your team after?
Eurofags BTFO.

>>76753985
A clipper is a name known for men who clipped cotton in the south and at night hustled by playing at speak-easies. They were knikc-named clippers around NYC and up there because they would clip in the summer and then clip in the bars during the Winter. They took the train called, wait for it, the Clipper Express. Thats where it came from.

>>76745229
No San Jose Quakes? Or the Nashville Predators, named after the time that sabertooth tiger killed all those people in city hall?

>>76754280
a clipper is a type of ship and san diego is a port city

So are the Miami dolphins named the dolphins because of how often those mammals name humans?

Are the clippers in reference to the rooftop Koreans clipping people during the la riots?

>carolina hurricanes

>vancouver grizzlies
>toronto raptors
>montreal canadiens

Because Americans are fat and stupid.

>>76746531
(((They))) are very knowledgeable

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Mario Balotelli just comfirmed he will start with the Nice Truckers next season. I believe they're a good enough squad to upset the current stalemate between the Paris Shitskins and the Monaco Taxes.
Good luck Super Mario!

>>76766203
this

>>76772208
This

Anyone staying up to watch the Boston Bombers game?

>Utah Jazz

>>76754663
Tokyo FireBombs vs. Hiroshima Mushroom Clouds
>>76766203
You should have mentioned the clippers were originally from San Diego because most probably don't know that

This thread is pointless. New Jersey doesn't have any tragedies involving jets.

Orlando Purges
Atlanta Shermans
Waco Raiders
Pittsburgh Globalization
Cleveland Decisions

>muh """""intimidating""""" names

Cleveland must have had an infestation of Indians at some point then